Irish Man's Death Ruled Spontaneous Combustion
chrb writes "BBC News is reporting that an Irish coroner has ruled that a dead man was killed by spontaneous human combustion. The controversial finding is a first in Irish history. From the article: 'West Galway coroner Dr Ciaran McLoughlin said it was the first time in 25 years of investigating deaths that he had recorded such a verdict. Michael Faherty, 76, died at his home in Galway on 22 December 2010. Deaths attributed by some to "spontaneous combustion" occur when a living human body is burned without an apparent external source of ignition.'"
FIRST PO.. *poof!*
Fermi claims another life and they pay off the coroner!
The first test of my DeathRay is a complete success! MUAHAHAHAHA!
It happens sometimes. People just explode.
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See that "Preview" button?
He's Irish, therefore, he must have been drinking, and he's 76, so was probably taking nitro glycerine for his heart. Mystery solved.
Now, does that make me a forensic investigator?
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Lemmings explode after shaking their bodies.
if you're loaded up with lethal levels of alcohol...
That would never happen in Ireland.
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It's all the whiskey in him. Whiskey burns, so add a spark from something, anything, and poof a human Molotov cocktail. Don't tell the IRA, they might get some ideas.
Take the Red Pill.