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Tokyo Subway Gets Lightsaber Handrails

jafo writes "I can't imagine that even the most steadfast haters of Lucas' meddling in the series won't warm their cold, cold hearts a little when the new release brings the awesomeness of light sabers to the Tokyo subway system. As a promotional tie-in, the handrails have been outfitted with stickers, LEDs, and buttons, turning them into fully-functional (well, almost) Jedi weapons. Be careful, Tokyo, of what part of the handrail you reach out for!"

61 comments

  1. goddamit Lucas! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Han Posted FIRST

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    1. Re:goddamit Lucas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try Nerd! Han doesn't read slashdot.

    2. Re:goddamit Lucas! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      That's so special edition release.

      Now the new nerd rage against star wars

      EWOKS DON'T BLINK!!

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    3. Re:goddamit Lucas! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Luke would have posted first, but he had to do it entirely left-handed because somebody jostled him on the subway.

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  2. Much like paper by Duradin · · Score: 1

    Much like paper, I thought Star Wars didn't have handrails.

  3. Well by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't imagine...

    Well, imagine harder.

    1. Re:Well by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      If only Lucas had heard that before Phantom Menace...

    2. Re:Well by somersault · · Score: 2

      Yeah. They don't even glow! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.....

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    3. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pray I don't imagine it further.

  4. Ouch by DinDaddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "how'd you lose your hand?"

    "Train jostled and made me lose by balance."

  5. Interesting by itchythebear · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many people will only hold onto the actual handle part and avoid grabbing the "blade" section. Everything I know about lightsabers tells me that the glowing colorful part is the dangerous end, so even though I know that these are decoration and are not real, I might still instinctively only grab the handle part.

    Might be interesting to set up a camera and see how many people hesitate before grabbing the "blade" or if anyone just only goes for the handle, even if it is awkward to hold on that way.

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    1. Re:Interesting by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Not many, from the picture it looks like the handles are going to be at knee level.

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    2. Re:Interesting by pjfontillas · · Score: 2

      For you, maybe.

      For short people? That's at a comfortable level.

      Ewoks? Forget about it. They shouldn't be handling those anyways.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything I know about lightsabers tells me that they are not real.

  6. Re:Brilliant ! by Microlith · · Score: 1

    You spam that blog constantly. Is it yours?

  7. Re:Brilliant ! by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    this article is a joke?

    http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/author/admin/

    this guy is writing about police brutality, to be a conscious citizen and a nuclear scientist and a blogger? Wowwww

    a goldfish would have figured this out btw.

  8. Japanese Culture by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Using stickers with built-in buttons and LED lights, the promo isn’t only smart, it’s also a great opportunity for stealing Star Wars memorabilia. I imagine that these stick-in ’sabers are going to disappear very quickly indeed.

    Something makes me think that these will be just fine. It just isn't in some cultures to steal everything that looks cool and isn't bolted down.

    1. Re:Japanese Culture by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

      I don;t know how to steal one in a crowded subway.

    2. Re:Japanese Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using stickers with built-in buttons and LED lights, the promo isn’t only smart, it’s also a great opportunity for stealing Star Wars memorabilia. I imagine that these stick-in ’sabers are going to disappear very quickly indeed.

      Something makes me think that these will be just fine. It just isn't in some cultures to steal everything that looks cool and isn't bolted down.

      Generally true, but I've heard bicycles are often stolen -- and umbrellas. I guess we'll have to wait and see about the imitation lightsabers.

    3. Re:Japanese Culture by somersault · · Score: 1

      What you do is you unwrap it, and put it in your bag.

      Now if you want to steal it without anyone noticing, that would be a different matter..

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    4. Re:Japanese Culture by JustOK · · Score: 2

      turn it off first, then just grab the handle.

      'Course, I'd just use the force to retrieve it, but that's just me.

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    5. Re:Japanese Culture by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I want to know how people plan on stealing a bunch of stickers....

      And I've never been on the subway in Tokyo and seen so few people on it.

      Besides, most Japanese are too busy burying their face into their cell phone or Nintendo DS to even notice the light saber handles.

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    6. Re:Japanese Culture by Arcaeris · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, Japan has extremely low rates of vandalism. Sometimes it makes me hate the culture of the US, which I blame for a lot of things like this - but that's beside the point.

      In Japan they have video games that you play by peeing into a urinal, and you compete with other urinators based on urine stream force and whatnot. I can count on one hand the number of seconds a device like this would last in a US bathroom before being utterly destroyed. Yet, in Japan, they're still functional and clean after quite some time.

    7. Re:Japanese Culture by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Here is a tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_Effect
      You can potentially do anything but going berserk against a crowd, and nobody will care, because the Tokyo subway is transporting to many people.
      If you ever find yourself in a bad situation in one of Japans crowded trains: Shout "Fire!" or the japanese equalliant, and people will at the least attempt to run in panic.

    8. Re:Japanese Culture by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      The things are wrappings that go around existing handrails which are either bolted or welded to the car. Nobody is going to walk away with them easily, regardless of the culture.

    9. Re:Japanese Culture by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Japan has extremely low rates of vandalism. Sometimes it makes me hate the culture of the US, which I blame for a lot of things like this - but that's beside the point.

      It could just be that they have a much higher population density, so it's harder to vandalize things without getting caught.

    10. Re:Japanese Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you SEEN how crowded the Tokyo subway is?

      They actually hire people who are called "train stuffers". It is their job to stand at the door of each car at busy stations as physically PUSH people into the trains to make sure there are no empty spaces.

      I'm not joking, here is a video.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kor5nHtZQ

    11. Re:Japanese Culture by PRMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The social pressure against being a thief is very high in Japan. It is very low in many US communities.

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    12. Re:Japanese Culture by alendit · · Score: 1

      Americans could break Japanese toys with their pee.

      Another "Asian dick" joke...classy!

    13. Re:Japanese Culture by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      What you do is you unwrap it, and put it in your bag.

      Now if you want to steal it without anyone noticing, that would be a different matter..

      "This isn't the thief you're looking for."

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  9. Funny by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

    The comments section of TFA is funny. Tell us, unpartial slashdotters: will those light sabers become theft fodder for the dishonorable?

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    1. Re:Funny by Talderas · · Score: 1

      It will not. It will tarnish their honor and by bushido the only recourse is to commit seppuku.

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    2. Re:Funny by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the transit company for installing those things in the first place?

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  10. Brilliant Marketing by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    The only thing better would be to put out a disc that people actually wanted to buy!

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    1. Re:Brilliant Marketing by Ocker3 · · Score: 2

      With actual new content, rather than silly voice-overs ruining iconic and moving, pivotal scenes.

  11. Fully functional. Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    turning them into fully-functional (well, almost)

    If by "almost" you mean "not at all". They have the full function of - guess what? - a hand rail. They don't even fully have the form of a lightsabre.

  12. So.......not hardlight devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man...I so wanted to hear that hardlight had made it beyond the theoretical. Who cares about Star Wars non-tech...I want Futurama tech, where the light-saber is actually just a blunt object of hardlight.

  13. Actually, not the Subway by Tsian · · Score: 1

    I was on this train last night, actually, at it was a pretty wild experience once you realized the entire train was outfitted in Star Wars ads. The lightsabers are definitely a nice touch. That said, trains occasionally get the all-car treatment, and I remember one Yamanote line train being made up in Meiji Chocolate-bar wrap (as part of an anniversary event, being used as a call back to the lines original brown colour), and another time when a train was made out for a breath mint add where all the handlebars were shaped like mint packets!

    One note, however, is that it is actually a Sobu Line Local (JR) train, not the subway.

    Meiji Yamanote Train: http://www.japantrends.com/ride-the-meiji-chocolate-choo-choo-yamanote/

  14. Is there a new movie coming out? by rossdee · · Score: 1

    WTF is it advertising?

    1. Re:Is there a new movie coming out? by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1
      FTFA:

      Almost impossible to believe, I know, but even this insensitive tinkering doesn’t lessen the greatness of the Japanese publicity campaign for the Blu-ray release. Advertisers have turned the grab-bars on the Tokyo subway into lightsabers.

    2. Re:Is there a new movie coming out? by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      And according to the article, too, it has two exiting new features:

      - Blinking Ewoks
      - Darth Vader screaming "Noooo!!!" while throwing the Emperor down the generator shaft.

      Which is kinda fitting, since my comment to those exiting new features would be:

      *blink* *blink* "Nooooo!!!!!!"

    3. Re:Is there a new movie coming out? by margeman2k3 · · Score: 1

      Exiting features eh?
      Do they call them that because of all the people who walk into the store to buy it, hear about the new "features", and exit immediately?

    4. Re:Is there a new movie coming out? by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Whoosa spake meesa could spell? ;-)

  15. If you watched the movie "Contagion"... by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 2

    If you watched the movie "Contagion", you wouldn't think this was such a great idea.

  16. Re:Jolly african americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fact.

  17. Re:Brilliant ! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

    How is spending months doing nothing but pulling a Macaulay Culkin face going to restore Japan?

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  18. Losers. by Xupa · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter how long you've watched Star Wars or how much you loved the original series. Anyone who still finds anything of value in the series after I, II and III is a loser in denial. You can't ignore the bad films, their taint is all over the originals. Then yeah, you've got lazy lard ass picking your pockets with constant re-releases of the "classics" only finding new ways to jerk them around. Just think "midichloreans" every time Obi Wan opens his mouth. It's still there. Stop worshiping this travesty, accept that it's terrible and get on with your lives. (And I say this as someone who fought flame wars over the right to be the only Han Solo on local Wildcat BBS's.)

    1. Re:Losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you bitter cuz you lost?

  19. when turning one on you must say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Subways)And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

  20. Only in Japan by Bensam123 · · Score: 1

    Hah... the more I learn about stuff in Japan the more envious I become. I think they're starting to turn into what America used to be as far as culture mixing goes. There are so many people packed into such a small area and they are usually quite open minded that allows them to do stuff like this. Not just stuff that doesn't seem culturally acceptable, but niche products too that need constant interest. Older american generations are still struggling with anime being seen as a 'cartoony kid's show', yet it's on prime time over there all the time.

    1. Re:Only in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful not to mix up 'Japan' with 'Tokyo'. Tokyo is sort-of their LA and NY rolled into one city. Helps a lot to note that distinction.

  21. in other news... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    hand rails in Japanese subway cars are being stolen in mass...

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    1. Re:in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'En masse'.

      Unless you meant they're being stolen during church services, in which case the thieves have to answer to a higher power.

  22. This has happened before.... by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Remember the Fomula One stint when Red Bull Racing's pit crew dressed up as pseudo storm troopers and Vader's for the "Revenge of the Sith?"
    team photo
    Star Wars Pit Stop

    Yeah, that movie stank on ice as does this latest box set release shit. Does anybody know where I can get a Betamax release of the original movies?

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    1. Re:This has happened before.... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That is awesome and shows a good sense of humor. I love the second pic, you have Vader standing off to the side a bit watching over the storm troopers work on the car (least appears that way...) That is funny to me :)

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    2. Re:This has happened before.... by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      No, they actually ran the race dressed like that. The lead mechanic (who releases the car into the pit lane) is Darth..

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  23. Found on the JR Chuo-Sobu Local Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For people who live in Japan like myself and want to see this for yourself...
    It's not the subway, it's the JR Chuo-Sobu Local Line (the yellow one). It hits both Shinjuku and Akihabara. It's not the entire train that has the lightsabers, just one car.

    The campaign only lasts until the 30th, tomorrow.

    It sounds like not all of the trains have them, so hopefully the force is with you and you pick one that has them!

  24. Missed opportunity by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    "I can imagine quite a bit." -- Han Solo

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