Tevatron Has Come To the End of Its Run
Med-trump writes "The U.S. government's Chicago-area Fermilab has been at the forefront of high-energy physics. That's in large part thanks to the Tevatron, the machine that first reached the energies needed to discover the last quark in the Standard Model. But the Tevatron has come to the end of its run; at 2pm on Friday, it will be shut down for the last time."
Good luck with the new collier designs to make the most intense neutrino beam.
But but but...
Didn't we just hear they were going to generate more data to corroborate the speed of the neutrino?
Wasn't the Tevatron being prepped to double-check the recent neutrino speed anomaly?
it's actually
auf wiedersehen
Noooooooooooooooo!!!
(as revised by George "Tweaker" Lucas)
... or two in honor of the Tevatron's long run.
I'm wondering what's going to become of the physicists that work at Fermilab. I know one of them from my college days. He's worked there since graduating in the late '70s, one of the few physics majors I knew that actually found employment doing work in physics. (Many others seemed to go into software development.)
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It's actually "Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen ... Goodnight!" He's half-remembering the closing song from the Lawrence Welk show.
One can only run the same experiment so many times before the results no longer pay for the operating costs... and all the scientists get bored.
Um, no. It's the song the children sing before going to bed in "The Sound of Music" that he appears to have in mind.
Weird Stuff and hamfests.
"Whatcha want for this 5 volt, 2,000 amp power supply?"
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You won't remember any of it tomorrow. We're going to do some Ironman 2 shit and get waaaasted! Another toast to Fermi!
I just heard this sad news. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't understand the work, there's no denying its contributions to physics. Truly an American icon.
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In the article, it mentions a potential alternative future and muonic collisions are mentioned.
Muonic matter is pretty interesting, and if you remember, muonic hydrogen was created just recently.
However, there is one thing I am confused about with the muon: it can decay??
I thought fundamental particles are the smallest that small can get, as in, you can't get anything from "splitting" it, there is no substructure within?
Isn't this a little nonsensical that the most fundamental particles are capable of decaying in to neutrinos? (more?)
And as a side note, makes me wonder more with this recent mess with neutrinos apparently telling the lightspeed barrier to take a hike.
Anyone with more knowledge in this area care to discuss fundamental particle decay? Or does it require a few years in education of quantum mechanics to understand it?
As for this story, such a damn shame. This collider brought us such fantastic discoveries over the years. And it could still bring us more.
Hope the future is bright for the people who work there.
Just looking at the old data will prove nothing from the old MINOS experiment because it suggests that CERN did it right with the OPERA experiment. The problem before is the margin of error on the MINOS test is far too high causing the measured speed to be faster then the speed of light with a margin of error overlapping the speed of light. They need to do a slight upgrade and redo the tests to get the Margin of Error down.
I don't remember any tevatron in the Sound of Music.
That's because the Sound of Music had the LHC.
Tevatron will be resurrected as... GALVATRON!
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I'm just waiting for Anonymous to out this racist AC and post their coordinates. Getting their ass kicked every day for the rest of their life will probably reinforce their racism, but who cares? They're worthless anyway, and only demonstrate to everyone how stupid racism is.
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Are we replacing this lab with another?
Is the US even capable of doing high energy physics experiments here anymore?
I'm sure the richest people need their tax cuts more than the US needs to be where we determine which basic research is best for us. After all, they created all these negative millions of jobs. Or maybe another lying war or two instead of letting the Chinese or Europeans direct humanity's exploration where it best suits them, regardless of what's good for us.
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in yet another science and technology field.
However, there is no reason to fear. The military technology budget is largely unscathed.
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
guess you have never been on 4chan. you'll probably see nigger within the first 3 words.
Don't worry about him, he is probably just a nigger.
http://goo.gl/kqXJa
among the highlights - they get the data from CERN in realtime, and can actually control the LHC remotely.
oh, and the buttons to stop & start the tevatron are pretty cool ;)
I'm just waiting for Anonymous to out this racist AC and post their coordinates. Getting their ass kicked every day for the rest of their life will probably reinforce their racism, but who cares? They're worthless anyway, and only demonstrate to everyone how stupid racism is.
yeah what you're doing is SO MUCH smarter and more reasonable. i love the way you decide to be hypersensitive and offended, and advocate physical violence in response to otherwise harmless speech. real physical harm used to retaliate against something that's harmless. that's justice, right? it's derived from some notion of the punishment fitting the crime, right? oh wait, it's an attempt to dominate. see the message is "agree with me or you should get your ass kicked". face it, you're no different than the real racists who act on their hatred, you just pick more politically acceptable targets. and what, you fantasize that Anonymous will be your own personal army and do it all for you? coward.
... that would be bad right? if we do things your way i guarantee you that'll never happen. not that you have ever taken a minute to really look deeply into it or else you'd see that yourself.
man, that sure is better than not taking it so seriously and learning to laugh at racism and racial differences and racial jokes as something so absurd that people once took them so goddamned seriously and got so upset over something so trivial. oh wait, then Jesse Jackson might have to get a real job, and then we can elect a president based on his politics and not his fucking skin color, black people could call whites "honkey" and "cracka" and white people could call blacks "coon" and "nigger" and both of them would laugh about it as a show of comaraderie, to show the wounds that were there for so long have finally healed and we can move on... and uhm
what the fuck ever. i'm sure your hypersensitivity and quickness to advocate violence will be rewarded with lots of approval from like-minded people who are just as stupid and shallow as you are. just stay within your comfort zone. don't question anything especially not the childish hypersensitivity of the easily offended that is constantly promoted as ideal. just go with the crowd. react to the same things they react to in the same ways they react to them. monkey see monkey do. that's what you were taught and by God that's how you will be for life. do everything out of volatile reactive offended anger, that's the real constructive positive energy right? that makes you so different from real racists who aren't just trolling Slashdot, the ones who really mean it and have real hatred, they'd never advocate violence either right?
Um, no. It's the song the children sing before going to bed in "The Sound of Music" that he appears to have in mind.
Isn't it from Blazing Saddles?
I just want to know if it will make some awesome deep BZHOOOOOOOOooooooooowwwp sound or something when it winds down, like you would expect something that big to make.
My other car is a 1984 Nark Avenger.
That's what you get for not reading the book :P
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.
I'm waiting for people to wise up, stop taking the bait and feeding the trolls.
Internet vigilanteism seems infinitely more probable, sadly.
If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
I'm waiting for people to wise up, stop taking the bait and feeding the trolls.
Seriously. People, just ignore Doc Ruby already. He's Slashdot's village idiot.
Slashdot would have to be hacked first - assuming anon post IPs are recorded.
But if it makes you feel any better he's only doing it to troll you and probably isn't really racist IRL. If you want to see real racism, there are white supremacist message boards out there...the real racists aren't anywhere near as creative. Everything they say is like a slow-witted failed comeback.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Well I see by the clock on the wall.
That it's time to bid you one and all:
Goodbye Goodbye
So long So long
Farewell Farewell
Adieu Adieu
Be good Stay Well
Bye Bye Keep Warm
Relax At Ease
Take Care Stay Loose
Adieu mon vieux.
A la prochaine.
Goodbye 'til when we meet again!
Not before going to bed. Before escaping from the Nazis during their singing performance.
I love it when the nuns pull the coil wire out of the Nazi's car so they can't start it and chase after the Von Trapp's car!
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
No, it's wordfiltered now. "Nigger" scares off moot's kike investors.
I don't care if they "trolled me". The fact is that I welcome someone outing them and kicking their ass. I'm perfectly happy to talk with other people about them, even if they get to watch.
The idea that "they're not really racists" because there are worse racists who don't hide it is part of how stupidity like racism manages to survive and replicate itself through the generations. When someone says things like that, they're a racist. They might be "kidding", but it doesn't matter. That kind of talk in public is part of what keeps people down - including keeping down the racists. Even though more serious racism keeps people down more, the less serious racism is still racism. And I don't see what they've posted here as anything less a "slow-witted failed comeback". It's just an echo chamber of the stupidest, most infantile phrases and terrible ideas, coming from the same cesspool soul.
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Um, no. It's the song the children sing before going to bed in "The Sound of Music" that he appears to have in mind.
Isn't it from Blazing Saddles?
Yes, you've got it exactly right, and it couldn't possibly be from the earlier film The Sound of Music, and even if it was there would be no way of checking in about ten seconds via Google, would there?
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
But if it makes you feel any better he's only doing it to troll you and probably isn't really racist IRL.
I find that implausible, for the simple reason that if I were trolling slashdot I'd choose something that people actually care about here. Although slashdot isn't particularly racist, you certainly get a lot of right wingers moaning about political correctness ("it is my god given right under the Constitution to call a spade a spade, and I'm not talking about the garden implement").
You're much better off mocking Linux or praising Microsoft if you just want to get a reaction.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
I wonder what happens to all the liquid helium in the system. Isn't it worth on the order of 100k USD? Perhaps it could be sold of and turned into a scholarship?
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