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Acacia Sues Amazon Over Kindle Fire

walterbyrd writes "A company called Smartphone Technologies filed the suit last Friday in Texas Eastern District Court accusing the Kindle Fire tablet of violating four of its patents. Smartphone Technologies is owned by Acacia Research, a firm that buys and licenses patents and is seen by many as a patent troll. 'One patent cited in the suit, U.S. Patent No. 6,956,562, simply refers to a method for using a touch screen to enter commands on a handheld computer. Another patent in question relates to a method for storing calendars on a PDA and was initially issued to Palm in 2002.'"

126 comments

  1. This is how the system fails by Osgeld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A PDA is just a weak computer in a small form factor, so why did palm even get it in 2002 when a calender on a computer was decades old before then?

    Patents are worthless, and are choking what little creativity is left in our country.

    1. Re:This is how the system fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say the Kindle Fire is very creative. See BlackBerry Playbook.

    2. Re:This is how the system fails by Osgeld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your opinion on a particular product does not really matter, fact is everything sited in the complaint existed in the mid 1980's

    3. Re:This is how the system fails by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      And every particle used to make every invention existed in some form in the mid-1500s BC. Does that invalidate every patent?

      Of course not. Patents are a specific assembly of specific solutions to specific problems. If a patent turns out to not be specific enough, it can be made specific later or discarded entirely. The mere existence of similar solutions does not invalidate a patent, nor should it. The whole of civilization has been built by minor improvements.

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    4. Re:This is how the system fails by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Patents are a specific assembly of specific solutions to specific problems.

      You would never be able to guess that from reading an actual patent application. Obfuscation seems to be the key.

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    5. Re:This is how the system fails by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      The problem is in the wording you used, "Patents are a specific assembly of specific solutions to specific problems." In general software patents are anything but specific. Even computer hardware patents seems to often be broad and vague. When you read some of this stuff it's amazing how all inclusive these things are with little to no specifics at all.

    6. Re:This is how the system fails by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So not only can you patent any bullshit by adding "on the Internet" or "on a computer," but also "on a handheld computer."

      Quick, everybody patent "$common_everyday_task on an implanted computer!"

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    7. Re:This is how the system fails by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      That's not funny. But if I had the money I probably would. I'd also include "wearable computer," "biological computer," "with rounded corners," "with square corners," "with direct neural interface," "with indirect neural interface," "with direct neural interface having rounded corners," "..."

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    8. Re:This is how the system fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/05/the-evolution-of-cell-phone-design-between-1983-2009/
      1993
      BellSouth/IBM Simon Personal Communicator

      The IBM Simon was the first PDA/Phone combo.
      Touch screen
      Icons.
      radio

      2000
      Ericsson R380

      The R380 featured a black and white touchscreen, partially covered by a flip.

      I had a LG much like this phone. First smart phone I ever saw. I was one of the first people in the US to have one, I think in late 1999.

      How is this junk legit? Prior art.

    9. Re:This is how the system fails by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Maybe we need a fourth qualifier for patents: New, useful, non-obvioius, and comprehensible. If the patent examiner can't understand what you're describing, the patent application is rejected.

    10. Re:This is how the system fails by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      Apple already invented rounded corners ...

  2. The real question: Will they go after them? by Zadaz · · Score: 1

    Amazon has the resources to go after these guys, to remove them from the gene pool. But will they bother?

    (Seeing how tenaciously they hold on to the One-Click patent I somehow doubt it, but it would be nice.)

    1. Re:The real question: Will they go after them? by Redbaran · · Score: 1

      Amazon has recently been involved in disputes with much larger and more legitimate entities attempting to increase their costs and in all cases they didn't bend like a wet noodle. I'm referring to the multitude of states attempting to force Amazon to collect sales tax, therefore, I say they fight it. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_tax

    2. Re:The real question: Will they go after them? by stephanruby · · Score: 2

      Amazon has the resources to go after these guys, to remove them from the gene pool. But will they bother?

      The worldwide community of geeks have the resources, the time (at least, some of us have), and the tenacity, to invalidate most patents given enough motivation, or at least seriously water them down to render them ineffective, but why would we do anything in this case? Let's just wait until they go after the little guy, or a company we really care about (just not Amazon). In that respect, the patent troll made the right decision. That's what Jackals do. They go after the animal that the rest of the herd in the same boat will never even try to protect.

      (Seeing how tenaciously they hold on to the One-Click patent I somehow doubt it, but it would be nice.)

      You mean "held". Now that most of the Amazon one-click patent has been defanged by one seriously pissed off lone Amazon customer with no law degree but enough time on his hands and enough motivation, it's not like Amazon is making any additional money from that patent anymore.

    3. Re:The real question: Will they go after them? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      the animal that the rest of the herd in the same boat

      I thought we used car analogies, not ark analogies...

  3. Yawn... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    Evil bastards sue evil bastards. News at 11.

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    1. Re:Yawn... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      There's a difference: Amazon are evil bastards who actually deliver useful products, while Acacia are evil bastards who exist solely to make money by threatening to keep other people (whether evil bastards or not) from delivering useful products. The world is full of evil bastards, and that's probably not going to change any time soon; until and unless it does, I know which set of evil bastards I'd rather deal with.

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    2. Re:Yawn... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amazon are evil bastards who actually deliver useful products

      Actually nowadays I am noticing more and more often that Amazon isn't actually selling me products, they are merely providing a storefront for someone else.

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    3. Re:Yawn... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Dude, I totes just heard that UPS doesn't even make all the things that it delivers! What a bunch of scammers!

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    4. Re:Yawn... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 2

      And that's what a lot of people like about them. They feel more "confident" buying from the same retailer via amazon marketplace, than direct from the retailer, as they feel that they are more likely to be refunded if the retailer goes bust, etc.

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    5. Re:Yawn... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Actually you would be surprised at what UPS means when it says "logistics".

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    6. Re:Yawn... by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      The news is: it hurts everybody else. It stifles innovation, and makes life nearly impossible for some start-ups.

    7. Re:Yawn... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The main thing that Amazon brings to the table is consistent experience. Same as Apple, really, just in their own area.

  4. Sue Sue Sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot these days is little more than lawsuits, settlements and the ongoings of such. This is what our industry has turned into huh? Sad.

    1. Re:Sue Sue Sue by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      Its not sad, its fucking pathetic.

    2. Re:Sue Sue Sue by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Damn right. Then some idiot turns up and suggests paying the licensing fee in Bitcoin.

      Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:Sue Sue Sue by blarkon · · Score: 2

      Discourse on the iniquities of intellectual property is Slashdotter red meat in the same way that gay marriage and guns is red meat to the viewers of Fox News.

    4. Re:Sue Sue Sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you guys should do things about it.

      Check that link up in the reply to the 1st post. Print it out.
      Give it to the simple folks. They'll explode it in to something far worse than Patent Trolls could imagine.
      They'll be gone within a year. Or civil war. Either way, CHAAAANGE, the change Obama promised.
      Do it, do it for... the children!

    5. Re:Sue Sue Sue by Syberz · · Score: 1

      Sadly, yes.

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    6. Re:Sue Sue Sue by Nationless · · Score: 1

      You should sue them. Or it, or whatever. Just make sure you sue someone. Or something.

  5. Let's hear it for the trolls! by msobkow · · Score: 3

    Without them taking companies to court over issues that should never have been patentable in the first place, no one would realize or believe just how seriously screwed up the patent system is.

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    1. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... if they weren't there, then people wouldn't notice that there is a problem? How is that a problem?

    2. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by alienzed · · Score: 1

      Is it really the patent system or just a huge influx of technical patents that the patent office didn't have the man power to actually do any homework on. I mean, do you actually think that the people accepting those patents fully understood them before inking the stamp and certifying that garbage?

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    3. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by msobkow · · Score: 2

      If they don't understand the patents, they have NO BUSINESS issuing the patents.

      The patent office is supposed to REVIEW patents for content, not rubber-stamp them. It is NOT supposed to be the job of the courts to do the filtering at some point down the road.

      Do you really think underfunding, ignorance, and incompetence should be tolerated or forgiven when it costs the industry so many millions (if not billions) of dollars in legal fees to deal with the resulting morass?

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    4. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Really, the patent system would be pretty good if only its clerks knew an obvious idea when they heard one. That calendar patent basically sounds like "Method for Storing Data on a Computer". If the bar to get a patent was much, much higher than it is today, no other major changes would be necessary.

    5. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no realistic possibility of having sufficient manpower. Proving a negative (that nobody out of billions of people have done something before) is almost impossible. "Insufficient manpower" is just one of many fairytales that the PTO promotes - like many bureaucrats they have a hard time living in the real world.

    6. Re:Let's hear it for the trolls! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Read about Tesla vs Marconi and it looks pretty screwed up even way back then. Of course it's a lot worse now (trading patents WTF?) but I can't see any signs of anyone trying to fix it, only signs of trying to export the damage to other countries that know better but cannot resist the lure of "free" trade agreements.

  6. Thank god for American innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously most American innovation is concentrated in the judicial system rather than anything related to a free market.

    1. Re:Thank god for American innovation by Kagetsuki · · Score: 3

      No no no, you see those who succeed in the free market decided to manipulate the legal system so that if anyone tried to innovate in some way that would reduce their market share they could sue them into oblivion.

    2. Re:Thank god for American innovation by bky1701 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which is why the free market is a myth. It can't last. As the players get bigger, and history shows that's the end result, they start to influence the countries they reside in, to make it harder for new companies to enter markets. Even if they don't, it is pretty hard to compete with entrenched companies benefiting from control of resources, logistics, resellers, etc..

      Libertarian free markets are a nice idea, but corporatism is their real life counterpart, and it isn't very fun.

    3. Re:Thank god for American innovation by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This is the simplest (in a good way) explanation of public choice theory I've ever seen

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    4. Re:Thank god for American innovation by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The free market is a victim of the tragedy of the commons? Canihasanobeleconomicsprizenao?

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    5. Re:Thank god for American innovation by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I've read a few sci-fi books and learned where we're all headed. The basic idea is that national governments collapse/implode and operate as merely the glue binding the military industrial complex now serving as the outsourced departments of government. Occasionally national governments are dissolved all together after being sold to a corporation after being unable to afford its services. Citizenry are officially or otherwise relegated to the role of cattle. In all cases the mega-corporations now no longer bound to a legal system are free to conduct corporate competition in much the same way as their government predecessors, through armed conflict. Potentially humanity becomes space faring and colonization is performed by the mega-corporations. The colonists tend to be indentured servants set with the task of building a profit center revolving around resource extraction, manufacture or both on the new world. Their debt obligation to the corporation either requiring their indentured service or is the price of passage to the new world. In the event that humanity does not become space faring, indentured service to a corporation is still a near certainty due to a society setup to ensure indebtedness to the corporations.

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  7. It's looking like the patent courts are becoming.. by Gimbal · · Score: 1

    It's looking like the patent courts - in a manner of speaking, as I suppose there is really no single "patent court" - like the courts are becoming a sort of platform for marketing by obscure companies with uncertain patents on file - but not just any obscure companies, obscure companies with lawyers. Well, that's the judiciary's side of things to address.

    In other words: Yawn. Next news item?

  8. Sues by bieber · · Score: 1

    I think it's pretty much certain that if you've developed any useful technology since the dawn of software patents, you've accidentally stepped on at least a couple actionable patents, and you just have to hope that the patent holder either doesn't find out about it or doesn't extort you for too much of your revenues. Is there a name for this principle yet? I'd love to slap mine on it if there isn't...

    1. Re: Sues by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      If you do, please consider changing your name first. Somehow, the Bieber principle doesn't sound quite right.

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    2. Re: Sues by bieber · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on...I have to do something to reclaim the Google search results from Justin.

  9. What can be done about it? by GoodnaGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have been reading about these patent wars for ages now. Most peoples reaction seems to be to grumble but put up with it. Is there nothing can be done? Our leaders seem unable or not interested. This is killing innovation in the electronics industry. Soon we'll be left with just a few big fish controlling everything. Maybe its time for the revolution!

    1. Re:What can be done about it? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Our leaders are very interested in this problem. They just passed some legislation to make things much worse.

    2. Re:What can be done about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wish - I've got a patent on achieving change via violence and/or protesting.

    3. Re:What can be done about it? by strawhatguy · · Score: 1

      Well, what could be done is obvious and simple: get rid of the patent office altogether. The problem with that is really in how to do the above, which is really hard and there's actually two issues: One, most people think a patent office helps, especially in areas other than computers, like medicine, when in fact the same problems exist there. It's just that in our industry, it moves much faster so we can see the problems more clearly, but they do exist in all industries as well. It's also mentioned in the Constitution rather directly, in one of the very few mistakes the founders made. Article 1, Section 8: "Congress shall have the power ... To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries". Now of course, having the power and using it are two different things, but call me a little skeptical on the ability of Congress to restrain itself.... Two, there's the issue of all the time and money spent now on acquiring and defending patents, so those companies which have patents and patent lawyers would be a heavy and focused lobby group against eliminating the patent office. And they would definitely use the people who foolishly believe the office helps to spread the word, couched no doubt in terms of, "But what about the small-time inventor?".

    4. Re:What can be done about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could set up a website where one could enlist all patents filed in any lawsuit. And then enlist for each patent all of the reasons why it isn't valid.
      This could provide a centralized site of data for the defendant's lawyers

    5. Re:What can be done about it? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      How does the new legislation make things worse?

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    6. Re:What can be done about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our leaders are paid (lobby monies, campaign contributions, etc) to be disinterested.

    7. Re:What can be done about it? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The problem with revolutions is: things have to be really bad before killing people will make things better, and there's a fairly decent chance that things will actually get worse (see for example, Egypt).

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    8. Re:What can be done about it? by Sunshinerat · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that there are two camps that are competing for patent legislature.
      1. Software/hardware patents. Enough is said about that on Slashdot.
      2. Pharma patents. If you bind two chemicals it does wonders for a particular disease patents.

      Developing a patent for the pharma group genuinely costs a lot of money (research, test groups etc.) whereas a software/hardware patent not necessarily does (think of an idea "People need blue handsets" and document it). Both camps have a ton of money and both have very different stakes at this. The software camp can do without, the pharma group cannot. This is a deadlock from different business interests which results in no effort to reform the mess. The recent changes in legislature are just weak.

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  10. Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by jbov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do you ask a question, then answer it yourself?

    By definition a patent must be new, useful, and non-obvious. While the methods listed in the patents are useful, they are neither new, nor non-obvious. Either the USPTO employees are ill-educated on software methodologies, or just plain lazy.

    I agree that the whole of civilization has been built by minor improvements. So, why should we slow that process down with software patents?

    1. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that they are overworked. There are too many patent applications to spend even ten minutes reviewing each one, so the task of the examiners is to weed out only the most obviously worthless and rubber-stamp the rest. Then it's down to the courts to clean up their mess.

    2. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by Sarten-X · · Score: 0

      Why do you ask a question, then answer it yourself?

      Because it's a device.

      By definition a patent must be new, useful, and non-obvious.

      No. By definition a patent is the grant of an exclusive right to produce a particular invention. By United States law (and international treaties), it must be new, useful, and non-obvious.

      While the methods listed in the patents are useful, they are neither new, nor non-obvious.

      Let's look at the actual claims, then, and think about the history involved.

      In the first patent from TFA, the invention claimed is (in simple terms) a system for accepting various commands drawn onto a touch-sensitive display. Yes, we've had touch-sensitive screens for years, but they've never used complex symbols (like circles, polygons, or letters) as commands. It's always been touching single points to select buttons, up until Palm created Graffiti. What does this patent cover? That's another rhetorical question. The patent appears to cover later implementations of Graffiti, which isn't surprising since it was filed by PalmSource, Inc. At the time, was it new? Pretty much, yes. A lot of it is based on earlier Graffiti work, but some the claims cover new functionality relating to what commands can be done with the input system. It's using an old idea in a new way. In 2000 when the patent was filed, most of the actions claimed were unheard of for a handheld terminal to use, like connecting a writing tablet to an optical projector. Skilled in the arts or not, that kind of system wouldn't really be obvious to anyone twelve years ago.

      Now let's look at the second patent. This one's pretty easy to see the new and non-obvious use, because the first claim is quite clear:

      A portable data storage module for simultaneously depicting multiple calendars on a single display...

      Multiple calendars at once, on a single display. Note that we're not talking about having multiple sets of events like most calendar programs do, but showing separate calendars. Later in the claims it's clear that the calendars can be independently controlled to show different time scales. As a software programmer for over 15 years, I personally can't think of any instance where this was done before the patent was filed. I myself certainly wouldn't have thought of it, even if I had been working on a calendar application. It seems quite new and non-obvious to me.

      Either the USPTO employees are ill-educated on software methodologies, or just plain lazy.

      There is another alternative. You could just completely misunderstand patents, and therefore don't understand how the patent examiners come to their decisions. Just because any programmer could create a similar system, does not mean that the idea isn't worth protecting. Any engineer could have built Jacques Cousteau's diving regulator, if they'd had the idea to assemble all of the parts together in that particular way. No other engineer did, though, and it's unlikely any other programmer is going to produce the exact same software solution without seeing (or reverse-engineering) the original first.

      I agree that the whole of civilization has been built by minor improvements. So, why should we slow that process down with software patents?

      There is no guarantee and little indication that software patents would slow down innovation. Instead, there is just wild speculation and a lot of FUD.

      The basis for rejecting software patents comes from the fact that all programs are merely mathematical expressions, written in a particular notation. Mathematics is not patentable because math is considered a fundamental truth of the universe, and therefore not invented but discovered.

      Personally, I take an opposing view: Algorithms are not so much fundamental truth

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    3. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by julesh · · Score: 1

      This would be fine if the courts didn't take the attitude of presuming that patents issued by the patent office are valid, thus leaving the expense of demonstrating their invalidity to the poor suckers that get sued on the back of a document that should never have been issued in the first place.

    4. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by julesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, we've had touch-sensitive screens for years, but they've never used complex symbols (like circles, polygons, or letters) as commands. It's always been touching single points to select buttons, up until Palm created Graffiti. What does this patent cover? That's another rhetorical question. The patent appears to cover later implementations of Graffiti, which isn't surprising since it was filed by PalmSource, Inc.

      You do realise that when Palm released Graffiti, they were sued by the owners of the patents on Unistrokes, a similar system that dates back to the 80s, and is now expired, right?

      Graffiti was not new and innovative. It was at best a minor improvement on what came before. Actually, I'm not so sure it improved anything -- the original unistroke system worked pretty well, IMO.

    5. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by jbov · · Score: 1

      Why do you ask a question, then answer it yourself?

      Because it's a device.

      It is not, since you answered it yourself. The wikipedia link makes this even more understandable.

      By definition a patent must be new, useful, and non-obvious.

      No. By definition a patent is the grant of an exclusive right to produce a particular invention. By United States law (and international treaties), it must be new, useful, and non-obvious.

      Here is a wikipedia link for you: Patent: Definition
      "The term patent usually refers to an exclusive right granted to anyone who invents any new, useful, and non-obvious process, machine, article of manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, and claims that right in a formal patent application."

      While the methods listed in the patents are useful, they are neither new, nor non-obvious.

      Let's look at the actual claims, then, and think about the history involved.

      In the first patent from TFA, the invention claimed is (in simple terms) a system for accepting various commands drawn onto a touch-sensitive display. Yes, we've had touch-sensitive screens for years, but they've never used complex symbols (like circles, polygons, or letters) as commands. It's always been touching single points to select buttons, up until Palm created Graffiti. What does this patent cover? That's another rhetorical question. The patent appears to cover later implementations of Graffiti, which isn't surprising since it was filed by PalmSource, Inc. At the time, was it new? Pretty much, yes. A lot of it is based on earlier Graffiti work, but some the claims cover new functionality relating to what commands can be done with the input system. It's using an old idea in a new way. In 2000 when the patent was filed, most of the actions claimed were unheard of for a handheld terminal to use, like connecting a writing tablet to an optical projector. Skilled in the arts or not, that kind of system wouldn't really be obvious to anyone twelve years ago.

      Now let's look at the second patent. This one's pretty easy to see the new and non-obvious use, because the first claim is quite clear:

      Have you never seen POS devices? I agree with the first comment in this thread, which describes a PDA is a computer in a small form factor. Whether the software resides on a desktop, laptop, handheld computer, wrist-top computer, etc... shouldn't determine the software's patentability.

      A portable data storage module for simultaneously depicting multiple calendars on a single display...

      Multiple calendars at once, on a single display. Note that we're not talking about having multiple sets of events like most calendar programs do, but showing separate calendars. Later in the claims it's clear that the calendars can be independently controlled to show different time scales. As a software programmer for over 15 years, I personally can't think of any instance where this was done before the patent was filed. I myself certainly wouldn't have thought of it, even if I had been working on a calendar application. It seems quite new and non-obvious to me.

      Outlook has supported side by side calendars since 2003. Since 2007, Outlook has supported side by side and overlaid calendars. I admit, this was released one year after the patent was filed. Microsoft provided an official download knows as Multi-Calendar viewer for Outlook 2000, which could display up to 6 calendars side by side. This was released well before the patent application.

      Either the USPTO employees are ill-educated on software methodologies, or just plain lazy.

      Ther

    6. Re:Must be new, useful, and non-obvious by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      I was planning a nice long item-by-item rebuttal, then I realized that you really just don't know what you're talking about, despite claims to the contrary. Let's proceed on the assumption that you aren't trolling, and just hit the major fallacies:

      Have you never seen POS devices? I agree with the first comment in this thread, which describes a PDA is a computer in a small form factor. Whether the software resides on a desktop, laptop, handheld computer, wrist-top computer, etc... shouldn't determine the software's patentability.

      At this point it's clear that you've never learned how patents work. See, it's the claims that matter. Not the title, not the general idea, but the actual specific claims. POS devices don't use complex gestures, so they aren't covered by the patent in question, and aren't prior art. It's that simple. Patents intentionally cover using existing mechanisms in new ways, because that's a major part of inventing.

      Microsoft provided an official download knows as Multi-Calendar viewer for Outlook 2000, which could display up to 6 calendars side by side. This was released well before the patent application.

      The viewer was published on January 27th of 2000.That is not "well before" the calendar patent's filing date of April 8th, 1999, so this is also not prior art.

      However, the only FUD being spread is by the patent trolls, aimed at software developers. Attempts at creating something new and improved are thwarted by fear of copyright infringement.

      No, they aren't. Patents and copyright are completely separate. And by now spreading FUD about copyright being involved, you've also shown that first statement invalid as well.

      I agree with argument that all programs can be reduced to mathematical expressions, and therefore are not patentable.

      Physical inventions can be modeled with a simulator written in software, and therefore can also be reduced to mathematical expressions. It doesn't make sense to draw an arbitrary line where some math is bad because we knew about it in 1790, and some math is good because it's new.

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  11. Cut off your hands! by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    "One patent cited in the suit, U.S. Patent No. 6,956,562, simply refers to a method for using a touch screen to enter commands on a handheld computer."

    Go read it, it is essentially a "stylus-free" input method on a tablet, i.e. fingers. I guess you could use your wang or toes if you wanted to, though, since it does not explicitly say "fingers," just non-stylus. (Though I would love to see someone write up a patent for "dong-centered system input.")

    Oh, yeah, patent troll, blah blah.

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    1. Re:Cut off your hands! by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      It's even more specific than that. It's to do with doing things other than writing in a text-entry box or just tapping on an icon - doing things like writing an X on an application to delete it. That actually seems like it could be relatively non-obvious and innovative for 11 years ago. Whether it's sufficiently so to deserve a patent is another matter.

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    2. Re:Cut off your hands! by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you need to check the filing dates. Clearly the joydck mod was published after the filing date on the relevant patent.

    3. Re:Cut off your hands! by arose · · Score: 1

      So what are the non-obvious implementation problems for this idea that they solved?

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  12. Re:It's looking like the patent courts are becomin by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's looking like the patent courts - in a manner of speaking, as I suppose there is really no single "patent court" - like the courts are becoming a sort of platform for marketing by obscure companies with uncertain patents on file - but not just any obscure companies, obscure companies with lawyers.

    Specifically, the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Texas became nothing but a "platform for ... obscure companies with lawyers" some time ago. There seems to be something particularly toxic about this particular court's combination of judges, jury pools, and court rules that attracts this type of activity.

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  13. how strange by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    has anyone else noticed almost every patent suit is filed in Eastern Texas? it's like there is something pulling them there. very strange indeed.

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    1. Re:how strange by Zorque · · Score: 1

      I think the courts there are generally viewed as being very kind towards patent trolls like this, so they make every attempt to have their cases tried there.

    2. Re:how strange by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      thanks captain obvious.

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    3. Re:how strange by Zorque · · Score: 2

      Uh... you're the one who seemed confused as to why the suits all happened there. Sorry I was trying to clarify it for you, shitstain.

    4. Re:how strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They doesn't have much hard crimes cases which means patent cases won't be stuck in the low priority queue.

    5. Re:how strange by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can get a patent for it?

    6. Re:how strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone else noticed that a long time ago and there's a very good reason. The trolls discovered way back that the federal courts there were willing to partner with them to fulfill most of their wishes.

    7. Re:how strange by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Uh... you're the one who seemed confused as to why the suits all happened there. Sorry I was trying to clarify it for you, shitstain.

      I suppose you think irony is something you do to your favourite shirt before a job interview?

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    8. Re:how strange by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      That's probably better than thinking irony is feigning ignorance in order to make no point whatsoever.

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  14. $88 Billion wiped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2011/09/21/riddle-me-this-do-patent-trolls-create-wealth-or-d.aspx

    Boston University study concludes that $88 billion has been wiped off the value of US companies by these trolls, raking in less than $8 billion in return, and since these trolls don't make things or really invent things, no manufacturing was made by them, and no scientists employed and no research done.

    What the USPTO has done is a disaster for the USA, and the reforms don't fix anything.

    1. Re:$88 Billion wiped off by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It's served it's purpose which is apparently to make lawyers filthy rich. It's impossible to do business in the US without a legal warfare unit. Small businesses are so screwed because they lack the necessary lawyers to protect them from patent trolls who are armed with thousands of impossibly vague, broad and obvious patents and huge legal teams that will wait until a startup has begun making money off of something that comes under the heading of a series of these bogus patents and then it's off to East Texas to cash in.

    2. Re:$88 Billion wiped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose isn't so much to benefit lawyers as to benefit the well-established wealthy corporations. RnD is expensive for them, so they need to ensure their ROI by gaining a monopoly on whatever they discover or invent.

      Furthermore, they don't want some independent inventor coming up with something truly novel and pushing them out of business; they need a way to shut these inventors down, claim their invention, and start making money off it. Patent litigation is great for that. Even if the inventor has a patent, the corporation has several that are vaguely similar, and the resultant litigation fees alone will bankrupt the independent inventor whether or not his own patents had any merit.

      So, patents protect the wealthy against threats to their wealth. That is the only real purpose. Everything else is just BS designed to win the hearts and minds of the oppressed.

      Don't expect this to change, though.

    3. Re:$88 Billion wiped off by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Actually it was our "founding fathers'" disaster. Specifically James Madison and Charles Pinckney, but of course adopted and enshrined by the whole cabal. It was a good intentioned but very naive notion that never considered possibilities such as the mess we're facing presently. Ultimately I suspect it unlikely that our technological progress would have been hindered though the actors probably different. More than likely we would have progressed even further since monies wouldn't have been sunk into the legal system nor lost due to hampered innovation. Companies would have had to pursue the novel idea of competing on the merits of their products rather than the merits of their patent portfolio and lawyers. The USPTO is just trying to "do its job" while being raped of funding by a congress that doesn't care whose cookie jar their hands are in when it comes to funding their pork.

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    4. Re:$88 Billion wiped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of politicians are lawyers. And if they are not lawyers, many of those who bribe them are. And I don't mean bribery in a cheeky way, I literally mean bribery. You see, US law has now completely legalized anonymous bribes for US politicians. Bribery in the US is now completely legal. No ifs about it, the US is now run by corporatists; and anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

      Let's see, you mean anyone can give unlimited funds, anonymously, to any politician they want? And they accept the money, which they can spend on anything they want except during elections. And you seriously believe this isn't bribing favor. Sorry, but anyone who sincerely believes our politicians are not for sale is truly ignorant, naive, or dumb as shit; and no, they are not mutually exclusive.

      Any politician who creates a pak or superpak, by definition, is publicly making it know they are for sale. Period. Chances are very high this includes the people who are supposed to represent you.

    5. Re:$88 Billion wiped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please learn the difference between "its" and "it's". Thanks.

  15. Re:It's looking like the patent courts are becomin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Eastern District of Texas doesn't have much hard crimes to fill the court with so the patent cases won't be stuck in the low priority queue for long. And with the amount of patent cases, they have built a lot of experience now so the trials will flow thru even quicker.

  16. Ironically by jbov · · Score: 2

    Correct. Even more ironic, is the reasoning behind Xerox losing a summary judgement to palmOne.

    The reason was prior art. The two pieces of prior art were from 1983 and 1985.

    So, at the time, palmOne said the software wasn't patentable due to prior art. Now they want to patent it themselves. Oh sweet irony.

    1. Re:Ironically by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      All of which is irrelevant, because this patent claims something different from the original Xerox patent. The difference lies in the first claim of each patent. In the Xerox "unistroke" patent, the symbols are defined as being one continuous movement, detected by a mechanism that's specifically looking for a particular set of motions, which correspond only to textual elements. In the later PalmSource patent, the symbols are complex arrangements of possibly-multiple strokes which, once the drawing is complete, are compared to a table of symbols and used to initiate actions.

      In true Slashdot form, it's time for an analogy. The Xerox patent is like looking at a novelty clock face: Even if the numbers are distorted, you know exactly what they say because you know what to expect in each number's place. The PalmSource patent is like reading a prescription from a stereotypical doctor: It's a complex set of symbols, but all you need to recognize is what you have to do with it.

      I'll say it again: The patent appears to cover later implementations of Graffiti.

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  17. Re:It's looking like the patent courts are becomin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's looking like the patent courts - in a manner of speaking, as I suppose there is really no single "patent court" - like the courts are becoming a sort of platform for marketing by obscure companies with uncertain patents on file - but not just any obscure companies, obscure companies with lawyers.

    Specifically, the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Texas became nothing but a "platform for ... obscure companies with lawyers" some time ago. There seems to be something particularly toxic about this particular court's combination of judges, jury pools, and court rules that attracts this type of activity.

    Refer to the This American Life show "When Patents Attack" to find out that you're not 100% correct here. The show is a very useful intro to the topic.

  18. This is why the US is fucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent trolls are not innovation in any sense of the word other than possibly being a legal way to practice extortion.

    1. Re:This is why the US is fucked by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's a lot more to why we're fucked than patent trolls. Maybe the fact that such a huge portion of High School graduates can barely read and write. Maybe the fact that so many teenagers drop out of school. The fact that so many teenage girls get pregnant before they turn 18. The fact that so many crack babies are born to a miserable existence each year. The list goes on and on. As disturbing as this patent crap is it's a drop in the bucket of whats wrong in the US.

    2. Re:This is why the US is fucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't believe everything you hear on Fox News.

    3. Re:This is why the US is fucked by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I don't believe much of what I hear and only about half of what I see. Regardless, I get most of my news from the local paper who quote people like AP and such wire services. I know FOX is like the boogey man 'round here but most people like you have that knee jerk reaction to anything you don't like the sound of. Sorry to let you down, sometimes even the liberal news filters have stuff you don't like to hear.

  19. Red DENIED stampers... by jopsen · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that they are overworked. There are too many patent applications to spend even ten minutes reviewing each one

    I'm wondering if they have a must-approve-rate or if we should equip slashdotters with a red DENIED stamp and send them of to work at the USPTO for free...

    1. Re:Red DENIED stampers... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I'm all for that. Why can't they just look at it and if they can't see where it's obviously something innovative and new just deny it. Automatic denial without clear, unambiguous, super duper, eureka style idea.

  20. Re:It's looking like the patent courts are becomin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently it was mostly procedural. It is a court where your patent case goes to trial in a timely manner.

    See http://www.law.com/jsp/cc/PubArticleCC.jsp?id=1202518061641&Texas_Judge_Leaves_His_Patent_Rocket_Docket_to_Practice_Law

  21. Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As much as I dislike patent trolls, it's really hard to feel sorry for Amazon in this one. They are the ones who patented one-click-purchase, after all. What goes around comes around.

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    1. Re:Hard to feel sorry by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      It's not about Amazon, it's about the US patent system.

    2. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And Amazon, more than anyone, deserves to feel the full pain a broken patent system can cause.

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    3. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike patent trolls, it's really hard to feel sorry for Amazon in this one. They are the ones who patented one-click-purchase, after all. What goes around comes around.

      It isn't that Amazon patented 1-click. That could simply have been defensive to keep asshats like Acacia off of their backs. It's that they tried to enforce it afterwards that makes them less sympathetic now.

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    4. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and at the time claimed to be against software patents, while at the time using them to extort money from other people.

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    5. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, 1-click was pretty terrible. But the FSF called off the 1-click boycott nearly a decade ago. Have they actually used their patents offensively since the B&N thing? I mean, at some point it should just become part of history, right?

    6. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

      As much as I dislike patent trolls, it's really hard to feel sorry for Amazon in this one. They are the ones who patented one-click-purchase, after all. What goes around comes around.

      That's a really good indicator that you don't know what you're talking about. The Amazon "one-click" patent wasn't a patent on clicking once. It was a pretty detailed and relatively narrow patent on one specific implementation of a shopping cart. It has survived a reexamination with every piece of prior art that Slashdot and the EFF could throw at it... at this point, it's one of the strongest patents around. But, wait, it has an easily understood colloquial name, so therefore it must be obvious, right?

      Wrong. There are 45 thousand patents with the title "engine". That doesn't mean they all patented the concept of engines. The title has no legal weight, and claiming something is obvious based on the title is at best ignorant, and at worst, FUD.

    7. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Right dude, read the patent. Tell me you couldn't have come up with it easily on your own. The fact that something like that is patentable is an example of what's wrong with the patent system.

      I don't know who you've been listening to, but anyone with half a brain knows that it's an obvious technique.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    8. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Right dude, read the patent. Tell me you couldn't have come up with it easily on your own.

      Wrong, dude. Don't read the patent. Come up with the same idea on your own, out of the blue, and then read the patent and see if they're the same. That you can think something is obvious in hindsight is meaningless. I can draw a model of an internal combustion engine on the back of a napkin right now. Does that mean that it was obvious in the 1800s? Hell, no... I've seen them.

      So, you can do the same thing: you can read a patent, and then you can regurgitate it, and claim that that makes the patent obvious. Color me non-plussed.

    9. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wrong, dude. Don't read the patent. Come up with the same idea on your own, out of the blue, and then read the patent and see if they're the same.

      Sure. And if you couldn't have come up with the idea of one-click purchase, and how to do it (assuming you know how to program), then you are a complete, moronic, brain-dead idiot. The problem with the patent system is it's easy to come up with ideas others have come patented without realizing it, exactly because such obvious things can be patented.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    10. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Wrong, dude. Don't read the patent. Come up with the same idea on your own, out of the blue, and then read the patent and see if they're the same.

      Sure. And if you couldn't have come up with the idea of one-click purchase, and how to do it (assuming you know how to program), then you are a complete, moronic, brain-dead idiot.

      [Citation needed].
      No one was doing it, so while it's very easy to call every single programmer in the 1990s other than the ones at Amazon a "complete, moronic, brain-dead idiot," it's probably not going to persuade anyone you're right.

      The problem with the patent system is it's easy to come up with ideas others have come patented without realizing it, exactly because such obvious things can be patented.

      The problem the anti-patent people like yourself is that it's easy to disparage an idea as being obvious after the fact, once you've read the patent. Your hindsight may be 20/20, but it has no legal weight whatsoever.

    11. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No one was doing it,

      No one was doing it, therefore it's not obvious, eh? Brilliant test of obviousness. I like the supreme court's test more than yours.

      so while it's very easy to call every single programmer in the 1990s other than the ones at Amazon a "complete, moronic, brain-dead idiot,"

      I am not calling every single programmer in the 1990s other than the ones at Amazon anything, otherwise I would be insulting myself. I AM however, calling you one, if you are unable to come up with that solution to that problem on your own. Amazon was one of the earliest in e-commerce so it is not surprising they were the first to come up with that particular solution.

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    12. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, are you also going to defend patent 5443036 as non-obvious? Because it's really obvious.

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    13. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      No one was doing it,

      No one was doing it, therefore it's not obvious, eh? Brilliant test of obviousness. I like the supreme court's test more than yours.

      Me too. Look up "secondary considerations". If no one is using a method, and it's commercially valuable - as one-click shopping was - then it's likely non-obvious... otherwise people would have been doing it. And yes, that's the Supreme Court's test (specifically, see Graham v. John Deere).

      so while it's very easy to call every single programmer in the 1990s other than the ones at Amazon a "complete, moronic, brain-dead idiot,"

      I am not calling every single programmer in the 1990s other than the ones at Amazon anything, otherwise I would be insulting myself.

      No, you did... You said that people who didn't come up with the idea prior to Amazon patenting it were "complete, moronic, brain-dead idiots[s]." Frankly, I wouldn't go that far, nor would I insult you as you've done. Instead, I would say that the fact that none of those skilled programmers came up with the idea means that it likely wasn't obvious at the time... regardless of what you claim 15 years later.

      I AM however, calling you one,

      Well, the first person in an argument to resort to an ad hominem usually isn't the one that persuades any onlookers. But go with what you do best, right?

      if you are unable to come up with that solution to that problem on your own. Amazon was one of the earliest in e-commerce so it is not surprising they were the first to come up with that particular solution.

      Bullshiat. Amazon were not "one of the earliest". In fact, if you look at their patent that you linked above, there's a whole pile of references that are related to e-commerce.

      And second, even if they were... then what's your argument? You are saying "Amazon was... the first to come up with that particular solution."

      Uh, okay... Weren't you supposed to be arguing against Amazon? But fine, we'll disregard your earlier posts: as you say, Amazon invented a new solution. Now, did you have a point beyond mere sour grapes?

    14. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      ok, apparently you believe that one-click purchase is not obvious. That is a valid opinion, people can have that opinion.

      However, you must also be one of those people who hear the words "one click purchase" and cannot think of four different ways to implement it, one of which will very likely match the method described in the patent.

      As such, I pity you greatly, for you lack reasonable creativity, or you are retarded from birth. The other option is, of course, that you are not a programmer, in which case I forgive your stupidity, however, the fact that you even think you have an argument here is really quite amusing to me. You sincerely think that one-click purchasing deserves a patent?

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    15. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      As such, I pity you greatly, for you lack reasonable creativity, or you are retarded from birth.

      As I said earlier, ad hominems are not going to convince anyone you're right. They have the opposite effect, in fact. They also make you look like a fucking douchebag.

      The other option is, of course, that you are not a programmer, in which case I forgive your stupidity, however, the fact that you even think you have an argument here is really quite amusing to me. You sincerely think that one-click purchasing deserves a patent?

      You sincerely think that inventions have to be "worthy" and "deserve" a patent? You have no concept of how the patent system works. There is no measure of "worth". Patents are not rewards, provided you've spent enough brow-sweat. You want a reward, go get a Nobel prize. Patents are incentives for public disclosure of ideas that no one else has had, to create economic efficiency. Say any engineer could come up with an idea in 100 hours... And there are 1000 engineers at 1000 companies in the industry. That means that they're spending 100,000 hours of wasted, repetitive work. If the first one reveals the idea, the others can move on to the next idea, and we've saved 99,900 hours. That's how patents encourage innovation, not by being a shiny medal to hang on the wall. Maybe a shiny piece of metal would encourage a codemonkey like yourself, but the patent system is not concerned with your feelings or polishing your pride (not that you need it, apparently) - it's concerned with advancing innovation across the industry.

    16. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      As I said earlier, ad hominems are not going to convince anyone you're right. They have the opposite effect, in fact

      That's ok, I'm arguing over the internet, I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I mainly do it because I'm entertained.

      Say any engineer could come up with an idea in 100 hours... And there are 1000 engineers at 1000 companies in the industry. That means that they're spending 100,000 hours of wasted, repetitive work. If the first one reveals the idea, the others can move on to the next idea, and we've saved 99,900 hours

      That's a lovely theory. I suppose it probably works that way in the biotech industry or something, but in the software industry, in practice, no one ever reads patents to figure out how someone does something. In fact, we are often given the opposite advice, to not read patents so we don't become 'tainted,' that is, a knowing offender, which would increase damages significantly, and reading patents rarely helps you figure out how to do something.

      I kind of feel like you're an Apple fanboy who has become pro-patent recently in order to justify Apple's lawsuits. Because no one ever became pro-patent over one-click-purchasing.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    17. Re:Hard to feel sorry by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Say any engineer could come up with an idea in 100 hours... And there are 1000 engineers at 1000 companies in the industry. That means that they're spending 100,000 hours of wasted, repetitive work. If the first one reveals the idea, the others can move on to the next idea, and we've saved 99,900 hours

      That's a lovely theory. I suppose it probably works that way in the biotech industry or something, but in the software industry, in practice, no one ever reads patents to figure out how someone does something. In fact, we are often given the opposite advice, to not read patents so we don't become 'tainted,' that is, a knowing offender, which would increase damages significantly, and reading patents rarely helps you figure out how to do something.

      I never said you had to. "Revealing the idea" is as opposed to keeping it a trade secret. You don't have to read patents - instead, you can read user guides, functional specifications, source code, white papers, presentations, changelogs, etc. And none of those would exist if people were using trade secrets instead of patents, since they all destroy secrecy. Patents encourage all disclosure, not just the patent itself.

      I kind of feel like you're an Apple fanboy who has become pro-patent recently in order to justify Apple's lawsuits. Because no one ever became pro-patent over one-click-purchasing.

      I kind of feel like you're a troll, since you never answered any of my questions in the earlier posts about why it was supposedly obvious at the time, without just going "duh" or using hindsight, and instead changed the topic and called me names.

      You want to have a discussion? Fine. There's some give and take involved - I answer your questions, and you answer mine.
      Want to be a troll? Keep doing what you're doing, but don't expect any more responses.

    18. Re:Hard to feel sorry by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You don't have to read patents - instead, you can read user guides, functional specifications, source code, white papers, presentations, changelogs, etc. And none of those would exist if people were using trade secrets instead of patents, since they all destroy secrecy. Patents encourage all disclosure, not just the patent itself.

      lol, I know, I and many programmers like me had to attend many conferences and study for many years to figure out how to do one-click-purchasing. It was so hard. I'm so grateful to Amazon for showing the true way.

      I'm pretty sure you're just parroting some opinion you heard somewhere, and you haven't thought this through for yourself. Go, do so, and you will come up with a much more reasonable opinion.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  22. Holy permutations, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, yea.
    "53. The handheld computer of claim 47, wherein the particular action corresponds to transmitting data by generating a signal emanating from a radiation emitter.
    54. The handheld computer of claim 53, wherein the radiation emitter is an optical radiation emitter.
    55. The handheld computer of claim 53, wherein the radiation emitter is a radio frequency radiation emitter.
    56. The handheld computer of claim 53, wherein the radiation emitter is an microwave radiation emitter.
    57. The handheld computer of claim 56, wherein the radiation emitter is coupled to a telephone network.
    58. The handheld computer of claim 56, wherein the radiation emitter is coupled to a computer network.
    59. The handheld computer of claim 53, wherein the radiation emitter is coupled to a computer network.
    60. The handheld computer of claim 53, wherein the radiation emitter is coupled to a telephone network. "

    Can't someone tell those million monkeys with the million typewriters to stop with patents and start with Shakespeare?

  23. Re:Rubber Stamp by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    "...rubber-stamp the rest".
    Oh I know this one!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P46qYCIt954

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  24. should be thrown out immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the kindle fire isn't even out yet. how do they know how amazon implemented anything?

  25. The is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this goes through and hopefully it does this will mark the end of the evil fucks at Amafuck. Amafuck, like Crapple with their ifuck shit and Fuckle with their assdroid platform and crappy search engine should be eliminated from lawsuits for the shit they pulled. Once the popular toys disappear the sheeple will finally see how evil patents are. At that point they will see just how evil capitalism really is once they have lost their money to imaginary property. That is when the sheeple will wake up and want communism, the only truly workable economic system designed for the people rather than the greedy rich.

    COMMUNISM FTW, CAPITALISM NEEDS TO BE FUCKING DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. You know what? by Syberz · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna patent "Doing something to affect something".

    I'm gonna be soooo rich!

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    ~Syberz
  27. I'm kind of out of the loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So upon reading the headline, I thought Amazon was being sued because some kindles burst into flames in a warehouse or something.

    Apparently you can't always get what you want!

  28. Re:It's looking like the patent courts are becomin by Pope · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand why the litigants get to choose their venue, especially if the plaintiffs are not headquartered there.

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  29. Patent Trolls vs Wall-Street Traders by SlashAdotter · · Score: 1

    This situation strikes me as very similar to what happens in financial markets. The whole industry is not creating any value, since they primary occupation is buying paper and then selling it at a higher price. Some may argues, that the traders add efficiency and liquidity to company price formation. Can we apply the same argument to patent trolls?

  30. Screw by optymizer · · Score: 1

    the patent laws. If "storing a calendar on a PDA device" is patentable, then I don't care what Good Things (tm) patents bring to the table, the current patent system has to be sent to /dev/null.

  31. Use It or Lose It by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If Acacia isn't presently selling actual products with their patented technology then they have no real loses and deserve to lose those patents -- in a sane society, at least.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  32. Not trolling by jbov · · Score: 1

    I wasn't trolling, but I think I just got owned.

    I was looking at the date that the calendar patent was granted, 2002, instead of the date filed, 1999. Also, the two pieces of prior art I referenced did not include multiple strokes. The first had the action registered upon pen lift, the second defined the action as a single stroke curve. It looks like you were right after all.

    I still don't like software patents, but that's completely irrelevant.