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Dennis Ritchie Day

mikejuk writes "Today we celebrate Dennis Ritchie Day, an idea proposed by Tim O'Reilly. Ritchie, who died earlier this month, made contributions to computing that are so deeply woven into the fabric that they impact us all. We now have to remark on the elephant in the room. If Dennis Ritchie hadn't died just after Steve Jobs, there would probably have been no suggestion of a day to mark his achievements. We have to admit that it is largely a response to the perhaps over-reaction to Steve Jobs which highlighted the inequality in the public recognition of the people who really make their world work."

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  1. That's why the world works. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

    If we had days and events to recognize each and everyone who helped to make the world work, the world would not work.

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    1. Re:That's why the world works. by Co0Ps · · Score: 1

      > Come up with crazy suggestion inside your head. Explain to people how crazy that suggestion is and imply that this suggestion was the original suggestion.

      Also know as a strawman argument.

    2. Re:That's why the world works. by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      California had a day to recognize Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie had a much larger impact on the world at large than Steve did. Steve just was really good at PR.

    3. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You missed off "in my opinion" from the end of your comment. As good as "inventing Unix and C" is, "helping to ignite the home personal computer industry" is not far off. Neither did it alone, of course. And Dennis didn't court the spotlight like Jobs, but that doesn't automatically make Jobs' contributions any less profound. They both made pretty significant contributions in the genesis of the modern computing era.

      Should I start a thread on how Alan Turing is overrated because of Tom Flowers and Bill Tutte doing the heavy lifting on the Lorenz cipher - ie, the really hard one :p

      (for the record, I do not believe Alan Turing is overrated, but I should probably specifically spell that out for the purposes of quickfire moderators who read but don't comprehend)

    4. Re:That's why the world works. by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 2

      California had a day to recognize Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie had a much larger impact on the world at large than Steve did. Steve just was really good at PR.

      Absolutely true, but the best response to that is to roll your eyes at the idiots who came up with "Steve Jobs day", not to come up with days for everyone who had a larger impact than him. Einstein had more impact thn Steve Jobs or Dennis Ritchie, but he doesn't get a day as far as I know.

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    5. Re:That's why the world works. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Einstein had more impact thn Steve Jobs or Dennis Ritchie

      [citation needed]

      Alexander Fleming had more impact than any of them. In terms of absolute impact, Hitler also had more. The advances in emergency medicine, the Cold War and the moon race, along with the forced accelerated growth of technologies like VLSI, which gave us modern electronics, were all directly traceable to the consequences of having to squash that freak.

    6. Re:That's why the world works. by cjcela · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they appeal to a different demographics. Not everybody knows about Ritchie, or can understand how fundamental his contributions were; on the other hand, Jobs was a bit of a star for consumers in general, an iconic figure. Both of them made incredible things, thou. Setting up a day to recognise a single person is silly in a world with 7 billion people.

    7. Re:That's why the world works. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Exactly, its the unsung heroes who really make us and shape our world. For me it would be the 7th grade tutor after my bike accident that saw that teaching me more than the basics when it came to English comp was pointless and that I did math better in my head than trying to force me to do it their way, the guy who invented the VIC chip that gave me my love of all things computing, my late uncle who was always getting me new tech that "fell off the back of a truck", the friend who had such a hard on for Hexen he sold me his less than a year old Pentium 100Mhz for $100 so he could blow a major wad on the latest and greatest, and of course my parents, my dad who didn't try to force me to be anything or anyone but the best person I could be, and my mom who instead of reading me Horton hears a Who was reading me greatest Sci Fi writers of the 70s.

      In the end there are a bazillion people who shape each and every one of us, a few that are famous but the majority never will be, they are just people that came into our lives, sometimes for a short while, that shaped the way we are. Maybe instead we should have an "Unsung Heroes of our lives" day instead?

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    8. Re:That's why the world works. by Improv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you want to highlight one of the founders of Apple, the Woz was far more influential and important than Jobs. Also, a much better guy.

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    9. Re:That's why the world works. by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      the Woz was far more influential and important than Jobs.

      Why so? Woz didn't do anything that others at the time weren't doing (neither did Jobs). The company basically fell apart when Jobs left and was restored to health when he returned. When Woz left, well nothing happened.

      Also, a much better guy.

      I see no evidence to support that, Woz would appear to be an arrogant self absorbed jerk (saying that as a arrogant self absorbed jerk myself). He seems very bitter about not being as widely recognized as Steve Jobs and tries to be snarky about anything related to Apple because it wasn't his idea/work. He reminds me a lot of RMS, except not as well known.

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    10. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And who says I won't? Why does it have to be mutually exclusive, is the point I'm driving at with the Ritchie/Jobs comparisons. It seems to be a common feature of slashdot lately that it's not good enough to simply like or support Thing A, but that part of that means trashing Thing B and disparaging anyone who thinks Thing B has any positive aspects at all. Why must I choose between Woz and Jobs? Why can't I highlight both? Or Ritchie and Jobs?

      I think Dennis Ritchie should be recognised for his massive contributions to computing, but because I also think Steve Jobs deserves recognition my opinions are now suddenly invalid as a "worthless fanboy who only wants to suck Steve's cock" (and I'm really not using hyperbole there)?

    11. Re:That's why the world works. by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs made no such contribution to the modern computing era.

      Steve's contribution to the Amiga 1000 is the only good contribution to what could have been, but it was insignificant in itself.

      Steve's company has never introduced something radically new. Most of anything Apple has ever made, had already been made before them. That's not to say that the products weren't elegantly thought-through; they were just household objects that the majority of people could realy use to their (limited) full extend, as opposed to just the programmers and the enthousiasts who know all the ins and outs.

      Dennis had made something that is to this day in everything. Even modern Windows has UNIX compatibility backed in, for the sake of porting over UNIX to Windows executeables. NT is, ofcourse, written in C.

      The point in all of this is that Ritchie contributed to the entire computing industry, while all that Jobs has ever did was create more intuitive itterations of products already created by others. Even Braun design was shamelessly recycled.

      Now what if Oracle's CEO would die, do we get the same ceremonies? No we don't. So why does this freaking UNIX electronics CEO gets so much attention that I have to fight his name in defence of the computer God Dennis Ritchie?Marketing, you slaves! Have you not figured out how stupid that is?

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    12. Re:That's why the world works. by wjwlsn · · Score: 2

      I'm no fan of Steve Jobs, but I think it's reasonable to acknowledge his contributions. His particular talents seem to have been the imagination and insight required to identify and specify the attributes of devices that people would *want* to use, an unwillingness to accept anything less, and the charisma to make others share his vision.

      Don't get the idea that I'm some kind of Apple fanboy or Jobs-fawner. I pretty much despise Apple, and never liked Jobs. There are only two Apple devices even allowed in my home, and I tried damn hard to persuade my wife and my daughter to choose something other than ipods (but failed).

      Anyway, this is supposed to be about Dennis Ritchie, so I'll shut up about Jobs now.

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    13. Re:That's why the world works. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Which is precisely why Ritchie is in need of a day of recognition. The work he did was influential in a way that Steve Jobs can only dream of. Hell, even the products that Apple sells these days make heavy use of innovations from C and Unix.

    14. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the best response to that is to roll your eyes at the idiots who came up with "Steve Jobs day"

      Yeah, I think we should continue the usual practice of naming our public buildings, bridges and highways after dead politicians, oops I mean "public servants" who worked about 9 months/yr AND got an annual pension in high five or low six figures.

    15. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 0

      I see you've chosen to think about "modern" Steve Jobs. Just ignoring all that stuff at the beginning with Woz, and then later at NeXT?

      I swear the bling, frothing hatred for "modern Apple" for daring to release a smartphone that doesn't work in exactly the way neckbeards want it to is clouding people's view of history.

      The comment:

      Steve Jobs made no [in the same ballpark as Ritchie] contribution to the modern computing era.

      ..might be one of the most short sighted and "I really wish it were true because I hate Apple!" comments in a long time.

      Love or hate the man, his contributions to the early days of personal computing are really not something you can just pretend didn't happen. (And no, this doesn't mean I think "he did it all himself" or that he "personally invented computers" or that Woz wasn't an integral part of the whole thing etc etc. No single person works in a vacuum.

      This also doesn't mean that I (or anyone else) thinks any less of Ritchie's achievements, which were clearly extremely substantial.

    16. Re:That's why the world works. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Not really, home computing is definitely significant, but it was Woz and the guys at PARC that ought to get the lion's share of the credit there. Woz for allowing for the Apple ][ to be produced at a price that people could afford and PARC for creating all the stuff that Apple ultimately ripped off for the Mac. Take away either of those and you probably wouldn't have Apple computers still on sale by Apple.

      Computing power was increasing, even without Apple, machines would have been powerful enough to run Unix before too long. Sure, Apple sped the process up, but it's really hard to suggest that it wouldn't have happened. Unix OTOH, was completely revolutionary and between it and C, you have a very hard time finding products that don't at some point come into contact with either of those things during production. Apple products, not so much.

      It doesn't mean that Steve Jobs didn't contribute, but it does lead to questions as to why he's deserving of a day, when somebody who gave so much more hasn't.

    17. Re:That's why the world works. by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We have a name for what Woz did. He was an engineer. Jobs was an entrepreneur and product manager.

      Woz was an extremely good engineer. I don't know that he was the best in the world. But for the sake of argument lets say he was.
      Jobs was a extremely good entrepreneur and product manager. I think probably the best in the world.

      Which is more important? Here on Slashdot a lot of people think Woz. Because there's a lot of engineers here. They idolise engineering and don't really like managers.
      On sites filled with entrepreneurs, product managers or designers, they'd say Jobs was the more important.

      My take is that there are plenty of talented engineers in the world. And in any case, Woz gave up back in the 1980s. The pinnacle of his achievement was the Apple II.
      Jobs as an entrepreneur and product manager was the best in the world at what he did. And he didn't stop after the Apple II. He went on to many more successful product developments, and moved Apple from near bankruptcy to the biggest capitalised company in the world in just 14 years.

      In my book Jobs was far more important than Woz. Woz is undoubtably a nicer guy than Jobs was, but that's rather irrelevant to a discussion on their influence and achievement.

    18. Re:That's why the world works. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So when will be the John McCarthy day?

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    19. Re:That's why the world works. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      But what's so great about C and Unix? There was stuff like Multics and Lisp before Unix. And Plan 9 and Smalltalk after.

      Maybe progress would have been delayed for a decade, but it's hard to say that the world would be such a worse place if C and Unix weren't around.

      Might even be better - from what I see there aren't that many C programmers who can safely write in C, but because of its popularity and performance they end up picking C.

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    20. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      That was my point though, and remember Steve's influence was not just at Apple - he had a major hand with NeXT, which was a big part in creating tools that were used by other people in the creation of the web as we know it (Berners-Lee, for example).

      And regarding Apple, while Woz was the technical genius, Jobs was his driving force - putting Woz into the right places at the right time to be able to really show that off. Neither one would have made it to where they were without the other (or without meeting someone else like that - they're two essential pieces of a puzzle). I'll let the "ripping off" thing slide (that's all been done to death - PARC shared the innovations in exchange for Apple stock etc, it wasn't 'wholesale theft'), but no one person works in a vacuum - Jobs and Woz wouldn't be where they are without each other, nor would they be where they are without Ritchie (and a whole slew of other pioneers).

      To use a film analogy, a classic film needs a number of different skills applied to it to make it what it is. You can be the best director in the world, but with a terrible crew or poor acting or a dire script you are not going to make it very far. What Jobs brought to the table in the early days was an essential ingredient - this doesn't mean I think that what others brought (Woz, Ritchie, others at PARC, etc) should be diminished at all.

    21. Re:That's why the world works. by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Sure, but was Steve Jobs all that more important for the home computer revolution than whoever forgotten person was in charge of Commodore in the 1980s? After all, people bought $595 C64s and $699 Amigas for home use, not less capable Macs (compared to the Amiga) for several times the amount of money. Steve Jobs is remembered for his contributions to early home computing because of the success of the iPod and the number of fawning fanboys like yourself.

    22. Re:That's why the world works. by DougReed · · Score: 2

      I am not sure that is quite true. Bill Gates is the one that was 'really good at PR'. Not to belittle Steve. He was good too (indeed he may have learned from Bill because he got better as he went along), but Steve actually had a better idea. M$ has never had ANYTHING that wasn't stolen. Windows only exists because they copied the Mac (or tried to), and yet Gates seemingly had the ability to sell eyeglasses to a blind man. As for Dennis. Indeed, he is the one who deserves the praise, but were it not for Steve, only the people on this blog would know what a computer was, because my father would never have an MS-DOS or a UNIX machine. The Commodore Amiga deserved the crown, but Commodore couldn't market eyesight to a blind man. M$ would not have built Windows without the Mac, because M$ has no vision at all. It is possible that without Steve, Commodore might have stumbled into the spotlight by accident, but I doubt they could have marketed their way to success because from a marketing point of view they did absolutely everything wrong. These guys tried to SELL their demo units to the reviewers!!

      Anyway.. Happy Dennis Ritchie Day. He deserves the praise. Without him I might be a Cab driver.

    23. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed off "in my opinion" from the end of your comment.

      ...and you missed off "I'm a snarky asshole." from yours.

      As good as "inventing Unix and C" is, "helping to ignite the home personal computer industry" is not far off.

      Yeah, it is. Key word is "helping", which you use to obscure how incidental Jobs' contributions to the ignition of the industry actually were. Most of what Jobs did was swoop in at the right time for a market to mature and make a product that was good enough to seize a large part of the market, but which was otherwise comparable to other products that other companies release around the same time (compare the Apple ][ with the Commodore PET and TRS-80). If jobs had never existed, 99% of the people who bought home computers between 1977 and 1984 still would have bought them. Now the Mac was a somewhat larger draw for the otherwise less computer-inclined, but given that Xerox had already tried to market the GUI and mouse, it would have been at most 3 or 4 years before some other personal-computer maker would have thought to copy Xerox. Meanwhile, personal computer use would still have been expanding exponentially among those who don't need pretty pictures to convince them a device is worth using.

      Ritchie's contributions, on the other hand, were fundamental. Everything we do with computers, we do differently because of him. Every computer we use works better and faster because of him. C and UNIX were not comparable to anything that was being done anywhere else in the world at the time. The ideas they introduced, of modularity, flexibility, portability, and deference to programmers/users, are truly profound and have been woven into the fabric of modern computing. Without Ritchie, the internet (among other things) probably would not exist. Can you say that about Jobs and the home computer? Clearly not. Without Jobs, the home computer would certainly exist and be only slightly different.

      Neither did it alone, of course.

      Well, Ritchie wrote C entirely by himself. Of course, he based it off BCPL and B which were written by others, but he did all the work to get from those languages to the C we know and love. The fact is nobody else at that time was working on a language with the features that made C ubiquitous except Ritchie, and it is very unlikely something even roughly equivalent would have come along for another decade or more.

      Should I start a thread on how Alan Turing is overrated because of Tom Flowers and Bill Tutte doing the heavy lifting on the Lorenz cipher - ie, the really hard one :p

      Complete red herring. All three of them contributed to furthering the progress of science and computing, rather than simply marketizing existing progress and calling it a day.

    24. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You're trying too hard, I can see the bridge you're standing under. 1/10.

    25. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and compare a developed world country and a poor country.

      The first has electricity round the clock and it makes headlines if there's a significant brown-out/blackout. It takes a fair bit of effort to achieve this. It's not easily stored so whatever electricity you are using this very split second was generated on-demand miles away, whether from burning coal or uranium etc. If stuff goes wrong, the lights go out.

      In contrast in the latter, you get electricity whenever stuff works, or they ration it. In such countries if you want a lot of electricity round the clock you'd practically have to build your own power station and get your own fuel etc.

      Then there are the other utilities (water, sewage, garbage collection).

    26. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California had a day to recognize Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie had a much larger impact on the world at large than Steve did. Steve just was really good at PR.

      Absolutely true, but the best response to that is to roll your eyes at the idiots who came up with "Steve Jobs day", not to come up with days for everyone who had a larger impact than him. Einstein had more impact thn Steve Jobs or Dennis Ritchie, but he doesn't get a day as far as I know.

      Everybody knows who Einstein is. Everybody knows, rightly or wrongly, who Jobs is. Nobody outside geekland knows who Dennis Ritchie is. I see giving him a day as a method for righting this wrong. People should know who he is; he deserves it. Now every year, on Dennis Ritchie day, I get an opportunity to tell people about him and have them actually listen. Seems like a win to me.

    27. Re:That's why the world works. by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      according to dennis himself, he just did what any sane person would have done in his position, that he was just at the right place, tasked with the right task, at the right time, which is why he didn't go out making an ass out of himself every day yelling that he invented free as in freedom computing movement. and the people who were in that position, to work with advanced computers so early, was much, much more limited limited set of people than people who were later in the same position as steve(that makes steve 'special', that despite not being the only ceo in the town in early '80s he still ran first to yell about gui for home use).

      that's the beauty of c anyhow is that it, or something very, very similar would have been invented regardless of dennis. no nonsense, no lsd inspired trains of thought- no calling shit what it isn't, no sandcastles made of shit to hide what you're doing. just manipulating memory, logically.

      in that his different to steve. steve did what any person with need for cash from selling computers would have done... but still quite few people actually did. why didn't others go to parc to spy on the shit? (probably because they thought memory as too expensive for gui to be of practical home use, tbh).

      still. bill gate's BASIC day should woop the ass of both dennis and steve days. basic is less obvious of an invention than asm or c, even though it has sandcastles of shit to hide what actually happens.

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    28. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve's contribution to the Amiga 1000 is the only good contribution to what could have been, but it was insignificant in itself.

      Huh? Steve Jobs contributed to the Amiga?

      Or are you just talking about the GUI - which AFAIK was not licensed from Xerox or Apple or anyone else, so can you really call it a "contribution"?

    29. Re:That's why the world works. by Targen · · Score: 1

      Nice of you to mention Plan 9. If you had bothered to read anything at all about it instead of just pasting the first geeky modern OS name you could think of, you'd realize how stupid your comment sounds. Try reading about who made Plan 9, or what its design is like, or who spent decades working on it.

    30. Re:That's why the world works. by MrHanky · · Score: 2

      So you seriously think people would give a shit when Steve Jobs died if he didn't come back to Apple and release the iPod?

    31. Re:That's why the world works. by djl4570 · · Score: 1

      The personal computer industry was already ignited in 1974 with the Altair 8800 and IMSAI 8080 in late 1975. The Apple I didn't come along until spring of 1976 and was a fart in the wind compared to the thousands of Altair and IMSAI units produced by then. Jobs and Apple added fuel to the industry with the Apple II in 1977 and I've always regarded Apple's contribution to software development as more significant than the hardware they produced in that era.

    32. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 0

      Um... yes?

      Considering that his achievements were well documented before the release of the iPod. Just because he became more widely known doesn't change what he did in the past, or what people who already knew about him thought of that.

    33. Re:That's why the world works. by wootest · · Score: 1

      Read the Steve Jobs biography and you'll see a few things that are direct results of Steve Jobs' ideas. The earliest example I can find is of his insistence on the fanless design of the Apple II which lead Rod Holt to create the first high-frequency switching AC power supply, but there are others.

      I'm not defending the outpouring of support for Jobs as proportionate, but I think it's interesting that a guy who could turn around an industry from creating products that appeal to people like you to creating products that apparently lead people to have deep emotional connections to those products, the company that makes them and the guy who made the company, is not regarded as having had made a contribution to that industry.

      I think the world of both Dennis Ritchie and Steve Jobs for very different reasons, but they both made history by building on the past. If Braun design is shamelessly recycled, how come you don't say Multics was shamelessly recycled?

    34. Re:That's why the world works. by pegasustonans · · Score: 1

      If we had days and events to recognize each and everyone who helped to make the world work, the world would not work.

      On the contrary, the Romans basically did this, and the result was ridiculous fun!

      Who cares if the world's going to shit when you have a festival (sometimes two) every single day!

      All hail Bacchus (and Dennis Ritchie)! Huzzah!

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    35. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recognition, yes. Adulation, no.

    36. Re:That's why the world works. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      My point was C and Unix aren't that great. There were other options and other people working on stuff that were viable alternatives.

      Yes Dennis Ritchie was one of the people who worked on Multics and Plan9, but he was not the only one, nor the key person for those. He was one of the people for Unix and C.

      So in a world without Dennis Ritchie, there might not be something like Unix and C (which aren't that great), but there would be other stuff, and some of them superior in many ways.

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    37. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Steve's dead cock"

      FTFY

    38. Re:That's why the world works. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Lets see. A visionary who (co)developed a major programming language AND the most used OS (upon which almost all current mobile platforms are based) vs an engineer who developed two computers vs a salesman who sold shiny toys.

      Yep - the salesman wins.

    39. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Not a troll at all.

    40. Re:That's why the world works. by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      Good Lord,

      Switching power supplies have been around at least since the early 60's. Also for a long while 400Hz power was standard on all aircraft. The apple II in no way blazed any trail in power engineering. Now apple may have been the first to employ them in consumer-grade hardware for a small computer but let's not take any further than that.

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    41. Re:That's why the world works. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The NeXT cube was not shiny. Nor was the Apple II.

      Oh, you thought that the iPod and beyond was all that mattered?

    42. Re:That's why the world works. by Teun · · Score: 1
      Yes the number of posts to wrestle through gets higher when reading at -1.

      But it's worth it, in every /. discussion of substance there are valuable contributions by Anonymous Cowards, just respect their choice not to log in or even take an account.

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    43. Re:That's why the world works. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yes, coz two computers don't change the world much. Two billion computers do.

      There appear to be many great engineers. There don't appear to be very many great CEOs.

      Steve Jobs may not have been a great CEO (depends on your yardstick) and he may have been an asshole, but if he was, he was an asshole with taste. Any CEO can emulate the asshole bit with ease, but most have no taste, and that's the big difference. They can't tell the difference between good and insanely great when one of their engineers/designers/artists shows stuff to them.

      A crappy CEO could have 10 "great" engineers/designers, and 90+ others who are a mix of crap, passable and good; But if the CEO can't figure out who and what's great, good and crap, how will the great staff and stuff rise above the crap?

      You could have great soldiers, but if the General is stupid or crazy, the soldiers may still win battles but they are going to do a lot more dying. So like it or not the CEOs are more important than mere engineers.

      p.s. I'm not saying all the CEOs deserve huge salaries (in fact most don't).

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    44. Re:That's why the world works. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Apple was never near bankruptcy. Even as their stock was crashing, prior to bringing Jobs back, they had plenty of cash in the bank. The stock was severely undervalued on a strict capitalization basis, because the management was so horrible. (A few more years of that, and they might well have been close to bankruptcy.)

      Part of the success of Jobs' turnaround was just him applying his Reality Distortion Field to correct an already distorted reality. Of course, it was Jobs who brought in that management (Sculley) in the first place. It was also under Jobs that Apple had its worst-ever year, when he killed the Mac clones and market penetration of MacOS dropped from 10% to 3% (although that old MacOS was becoming an albatross anyway.)

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    45. Re:That's why the world works. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe the AIs will celebrate it in 2150 or something.

      I doubt the humans ever will.

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    46. Re:That's why the world works. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2

      Do we remember the guy who invented the screw or do we remember the guy who invented the screw head that was easy to use(Philips)?

      We remember guys like Gutenberg, Edison, Tesla and Jobs is that they put themselves in the open to have their ideas told to the world. The reason why Dennis Ritchie didn't get remembered the same way steve jobs did was simply because he kept his head low and didn't make noise about his accomplishments.

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    47. Re:That's why the world works. by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      [definition needed]

      How does define impact anyway?
      Lives prematurely ended?
      Enrichment of lives in one way or another?
      Lives saved?
      Political power or material gain?
      I need not go on. There can be no consensus here because we could not settle on what is meant by 'impact', so there seems to be little point in arguing over who has made impact on whatever.

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    48. Re:That's why the world works. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Apple was never near bankruptcy.

      “We were 90 days from going bankrupt.” -- Steve Jobs.
      They were so near bankruptcy they had to accept a $150 million bail out from their arch-competitor rival.
      http://thenextweb.com/apple/2010/06/02/steve-jobs-90-days/

      "Reality Distortion Field"? Were you determined to show that you're a hater who doesn't know what he's talking about? Was ignorance of the financial reality not enough for you?

      By the time Apple brought Jobs back, their market share had been falling for 5 years. It did of course take awhile to turn the ship around. But Mac market share has been growing again since around 2004. Obviously the point at which falling market share tuens to rising market share is the lowest point. Thus it's bound to happen during the tenure of the platform's saviour.
      http://fairerplatform.com/2011/07/apples-18-year-mac-odyssey/

      Killing Mac clones, developing new Mac with high design standards, and creating OSX from NeXTStep were all parts of the way Jobs saved the platform. None of that is "Reality Distortion". It's reality. Real life success. Part of the bigger success that turned Apple from near bankruptcy to the largest company in the world in 14 years.

      Whether you like it or not.

    49. Re:That's why the world works. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I think they both had a huge and equal impact on the world. It's just that you value Ritchie's more technical contribution as some value Steve's input.

    50. Re:That's why the world works. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was. Woz certainly had the technical ability but most everything Apple is remembered for and importantly everything new they brought to the table of computing isn't technical really.

    51. Re:That's why the world works. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Apple's products were only shiny since the introduction of the iMac era and onwards. Until then Apple and Next only made standard beige or black boxes. Then Steve used design to stand out from the crowd which was very smart. Why would anyone want a standard beige box that doesn't run all your Windows applications when you could have a standard beige box that does.

      Most mobile platforms or non-windows PCs are based on Linux, Free BSD or something other than Unix. Dennis Ritchie certainly deserves starting something good but to give him so much credit for today's operating systems ignores a hell of a lot of people that built on top of what he did.

    52. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch this http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/2679-Fair-Game. What you point out isn't just slashdot, it's a lot of internet communities now and it's horrible. You either like x or y, and if you like one then you're a fanboy and must hate the other.

    53. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dennis Ritchie had a big impact on C and UNIX. Unclear what the result of these products would have been without him.

      Steve Jobs helped design one of the first mass-market personal computers, the first mass-market GUI based computer, founded a company to make an innovative computer workstation, came back to Apple and in 14 years increased revenue 25 times and became the most highly valued company i the world, etc. In the process he changed how music is bought and listened too, he changed how we use our phones, he contributed to 300+ issued patents, created the most profitable retail stores in the world, etc. etc. Oh yea he also changed how animated films are made. His businesses have brought billions into the economy and created tens of thousands of good jobs.

      As good as helping create C is, there is no comparison.

    54. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Lets see. A visionary who (co)developed a major programming language AND the most used OS (upon which almost all current mobile platforms are based) vs an engineer who developed two computers vs a salesman who sold shiny toys.

      Yep - the salesman wins.

      Lets see: someone "who sees things that aren't there" who (co-)wrote a stripped down version of an existing computer language to (co-)write a stripped down version of an existing OS, vs. somebody that developed a notable number of amazing hardware streamlines, vs. someone who not only is solely responsible anybody here even knows the second guy, co-founded the first big personal computer company, made the GUI known to the world, took over a tiny technology subsidiary from George Lukas and turned it into the biggest production studio for CGI movies, funded development of the best selling version of the stripped down OS, turned a "dying" company into the one with the biggest market cap., made the MP3 player usable by non-nerds, etc.

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    55. Re:That's why the world works. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How about we just have a "Progress Day"?

    56. Re:That's why the world works. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      Can't understand you. Can you please take out whatever you are sucking on from your mouth please? Thank you.

    57. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Woz was far more influential and important than Jobs.

      Why so? Woz didn't do anything that others at the time weren't doing (neither did Jobs). The company basically fell apart when Sculley left and was restored to health when Jobs returned after learning how to be a CEO in the real world rather than the reality distortion field of 1 Infinite Loop. When Woz left, well nothing happened.

      Also, a much better guy.

      I see no evidence to support that, Woz would appear to be an arrogant self absorbed jerk (saying that as a arrogant self absorbed jerk myself). He seems very bitter about not being as widely recognized as Steve Jobs and tries to be snarky about anything related to Apple because it wasn't his idea/work. He reminds me a lot of RMS, except not as well known.

      FIFY.

    58. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Not really, home computing is definitely significant, but it was Woz and the guys at PARC that ought to get the lion's share of the credit there. Woz for allowing for the Apple ][ to be produced at a price that people could afford and PARC for creating all the stuff that Apple ultimately ripped off for the Mac.

      Absolutely. Of course without Jobs, Woz would have stayed a hobbyist computer builder employed at HP. And the guys at PARC (who didn't develop the GUI BTW) would never have been able to convince Xerox to release their work as a product for sale without "Jobs ripping them off" and actually working on the Lisa (and that doesn't even mention all the improvements made to the GUI at Apple). IOW most of us wouldn't even know about either of them.

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    59. Re:That's why the world works. by Genda · · Score: 2

      This is a truly confused conversations. Stop comparing apples to atom bombs. Steve J. was a fine example of a business man. Not an inventor (though inventive), not an engineer (though he had an interesting vision for technology) and a fascinating mix of contradictory elements. There is good evidence that he was bipolar, which is consistent with the strong likelihood that about 80% of the greatest creations of humanity were created by bipolar people in their manic phase. Pixar, Next, Apple all point at some

      Woz on the other hand is a far more multidimensional human being. He has always been more engaged in the world and creating stuff. He was the man who took Steve's vision and made it physical realityn. Of course Apple continue after Woz left, any good engineer replicates himself in an organization and makes certain that his technical vision lives long after he moves on. He spent a lot of time on the cutting edge, and changed the way a generation of young people saw the world. That my friends by definition is a HUGE IMPACT.

      Ritchie on the other hand, is altogether a different beast than either Steves. He made whole branches of what exists today possible. His contributions shaped the very nature of what is possible today in world. We live in a Ritchie shaped world. In the primeval past of computers it was a proprietary world of big iron and no standards. It was Ritchie who brought order to the chaos, and made the subsequent growth and industries possible. Jobs built a business. Ritchie built a world. You simply can't compare that.

    60. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Can't understand you.

      We already knew you were stupid.

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    61. Re:That's why the world works. by Broolucks · · Score: 1

      I tend to see C as a regression, and Unix as a great system that unfortunately cannibalized its own succession. Of course, Plan 9 is a poor example since it was made by the same people who made Unix, but had C and Unix not existed, we might just be using Pascal and Multics instead. Would that be better or worse? I have no idea. I think it'd probably be roughly equivalent.

    62. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      The personal computer industry was already ignited in 1974 with the Altair 8800 and IMSAI 8080 in late 1975.

      Yeah, and those were personal computers like they were meant to be: huge, programmable by switches, output by LEDs in groups of eight.

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    63. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you're fucked in the head. You just made all that shit talk about Woz off the top of your head. Way to spread false info jackass. He is a very humble guy who actually just loves to develop and engineer cool stuff in a very creative smart way.

    64. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      So if Unix is so great, why did Ritchie feel the need to work on Plan 9? Obviously somethings missing from Unix.

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    65. Re:That's why the world works. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      We, as in Apple fanbois? I know that already.

    66. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't doing as well financially when Jobs left but it did improve a lot in terms of engineering. Finally not a computer appliance that owners can't modify but one that was expandable. Maybe the sales weren't as good but when you start evaluating engineering based on school ground popularity contests then it's no longer engineering.

    67. Re:That's why the world works. by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Woz was a great engineer, but for the most part his accomplishments ended with the Apple II. After that he didn't do work of much significance. The various companies he started after Apple faded into obscurity.

      On the other hand Steve Jobs created NeXT and managed Pixar, both of which are of great significance. Steve Jobs then came back to rebuild Apple and had a number of products that greatly affected the industry.

    68. Re:That's why the world works. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. Yes, the guys at PARC didn't create the first GUI, but they did expand upon it more than everybody else up until that point. They had made substantial progress to creating a paperless office.

      I like that you're towing the Apple "we didn't rip off Xerox" line, but it's bullshit, Xerox ultimately unsuccessfully sued them for doing it. That's not exactly indicative of a deal to share ideas.

      When it comes to Xerox, they would have released the stuff eventually, it's rather ignorant to suggest that they were developing all that stuff just to develop it. Xerox was going to release it eventually, they just mistakenly agreed to show their stuff to Jobs and the rest is history.

    69. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. Yes, the guys at PARC didn't create the first GUI, but they did expand upon it more than everybody else up until that point.

      Yep, and Apple expanded upon Xerox's work more than everybody else up until that point.

      BTW the way Apple found out about Xerox's GUI is that Xerox published papers on their work. It was already public knowledge by the time Apple got their tours of PARC.

    70. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If we had days and events to recognize each and everyone who helped to make the world work, the world would not work for the few."

    71. Re:That's why the world works. by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Most of the people who wrote teary-eyed Jobs obits and held candlelit vigils at Apple stores and proposed that there be a Steve Jobs day probably "thought that the iPod and beyond was all that mattered?". I'm guessing most of them weren't NeXT fans.

    72. Re:That's why the world works. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1, Troll

      he was an asshole with taste.

      Wow. An Apple fanboy who admits what the taste in his mouth is.

    73. Re:That's why the world works. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Were you determined to show that you're a hater who doesn't

      'Hater' is code-speak. Please admit it. You're a member of a fucking cult.

    74. Re:That's why the world works. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Are you one of those people too dumb to hook a terminal to your Altair?

    75. Re:That's why the world works. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      but had C and Unix not existed, we might just be using Pascal and Multics instead.

      Or maybe we'd still be queuing at the half-door to the Computer Room and hoping those smug fucks in the lab coats would bring out our 'reports' on fanfold.

    76. Re:That's why the world works. by macshit · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I figure we could get away with three days:

      1. Super smart, prolific, insightful, and yet humble and likable, guys with beards day (this one's for you Dennis!)
      2. Super smart, prolific, insightful, and yet humble and likable guys and gals without beards day (should cover most of science)
      3. Clever jerks day (gotcha Steve!)
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    77. Re:That's why the world works. by Askmum · · Score: 1

      California had a day to recognize Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie had a much larger impact on the world at large than Steve did. Steve just was really good at PR.

      Can only agree. Steve Jobs dying is a sad thing (for people who like Apples). It's like when Rembrant or Mozart died: someone with a lot of creative power who touched a lot of people with beatiful things.
      Dennis Ritchie dying is like God dying. Dennis Ritchie made it all possible.

    78. Re:That's why the world works. by red+crab · · Score: 1

      Wow! thanks for enlightening us Sir, that sounds incredibly easy. Could you please go ahead and write a stripped version of an existing language and then (co-)write a stripped version of an existing OS using it? The world will be indebted to you forever, believe me.

    79. Re:That's why the world works. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "Code-speak", "cult"? Have you been living under a rock? It's generic slang in the way I used it - well to the same extent that the word "fucking" is in the way you used it.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hater
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucking

    80. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Wow! thanks for enlightening us Sir, that sounds incredibly easy. Could you please go ahead and write a stripped version of an existing language and then (co-)write a stripped version of an existing OS using it? The world will be indebted to you forever, believe me.

      Even ignoring that I just pointed out how whiny the OP was: You do just one of the things Jobs did first, then we can talk.

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    81. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Are you one of those people too dumb to hook a terminal to your Altair?

      No, I'm hacker enough to post to Slashdot using the switches. You are just one of those posers who want everything easy. Might as well buy one of those "Apples", you n00b.

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    82. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Xerox sued Apple because they felt if Apple got something from suing Microsoft, so should they. IOW they are just as evil as Apple, only less clever. Thanks for the confirmation. As for them releasing something eventually: okay, what did they release? And no, something that became open after the patents expired does not count because that's what patents are there for and you don't believe in patents. so it doesn't exist.

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    83. Re:That's why the world works. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      We as in "the sane part of humanity" - and you don't know any of us.

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    84. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs was a hack salesman. Period. If he hadn't met Woz, he would have started a cult like Scientology. Oh wait, he did. he called it Apple.

    85. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein had more impact thn Steve Jobs or Dennis Ritchie

      [citation needed]

      Alexander Fleming had more impact than any of them. In terms of absolute impact, Hitler also had more.

      Hitler has been mentioned. This thread is now over....

      Godwin's Law
       

    86. Re:That's why the world works. by AmigaBen · · Score: 1

      And there is capitalism for you. Success is defined by how much money you make, it doesn't matter what you do in the process.

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    87. Re:That's why the world works. by AmigaBen · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what do you think Steve's contribution to the Amiga 1000 was?

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    88. Re:That's why the world works. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      [sick joke]
      Come on, Hitler wasn't ALL bad. After all, he DID kill Hitler. [/sick joke]

      Seriously, if he hadn't committed suicide, the Nuremberg trials could have been a lot messier.

    89. Re:That's why the world works. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Jobs didn't believe that, and neither do I.

      The money came as a result of designing excellent products; His objective was always to change the world with brilliantly designed products. And he did.

      BTW, you're an Amiga fan? Amigas were brilliant products in their day. Unfortunately, unlike Apple, Commodore didn't manage to survive the Windows PC onslaught.

    90. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever brought Sculley in must have been a visionary...

    91. Re:That's why the world works. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      âoeWe were 90 days from going bankrupt.â -- Steve Jobs.
      They were so near bankruptcy they had to accept a $150 million bail out from their arch-competitor rival.
      http://thenextweb.com/apple/2010/06/02/steve-jobs-90-days/

      They were probably 90 days from going to the point of no return where if they continued on their current path, then yes, Apple was heading towards the drain. At which point investors and everyone else would give up - even if Apple released an "insanely great" product then, no one would pay attention to it as they believe Apple would be dead.

      Fact is, Steve Jobs joined Apple in 1997. The iMac came out in 1998. More than 90 days elapsed, so technically, Apple should've gone into bankruptcy. Instead, Jobs made some significant changes - of which Apple could sustain because they had a big bankroll. Hell, Apple just bought NeXT for $400M!

      That $150M Microsoft investment was a drop in the bucket compared to cash on hand (Apple was still quite debt-free).

      In fact, that $150M was the shrewdest business move in the world. Microsoft was flush with cash, Apple was in "dire straits" with investors. What better way to show investors that "Apple is alive and well" by having Microsoft put in a token sum of money into Apple? It's basically Gates' pocket change for Microsoft, and Apple gets an itty-bitty bump in stock price. BUT, it signalled to people that yes, if MICROSOFT was willing to put up money (a tiny amount of money) into Apple, perhaps they should as well.

      Investors are lemmings. If they see someone doing something interesting, they follow. Seeing Microsoft put money into Apple? Sure, they'll hand over cash to Apple as well. And that was the whole business move behind that $150M. It wasn't a "rescue" package of case - it was a rescue package of investor confidence in Apple.

    92. Re:That's why the world works. by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs may not have been a great CEO (depends on your yardstick)

      I'm sure there are exactly 0 shareholders who think he's a bad CEO.

    93. Re:That's why the world works. by wootest · · Score: 1

      First: I said high-speed. Many thousands of times per second. It didn't have to do with 50 kHz on mains power, but of drawing in such small amounts so fast that not much power was lost and allowed to heat up. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switched-mode_power_supply ) No one did it before for computers and everyone did it afterwards for computers. If that's not having an impact or blazing trails, I'm not sure what is.

      Second: If you narrow your focus to only celebrate the first people to invent something fundamental regardless of its varying applications later on, your list of approved inventors will be very short and we will have stopped inventing for many years. The web and the Internet themselves won't have been new since their constituent technologies were mostly around before. Both C and UNIX were derivative; C from assembler and ALGOL and UNIX from Multics. All of them, despite maybe not adding many fundamental first-ever inventions themselves were big milestones because of their groundbreaking work establishing platforms and putting existing stuff together in a better way. Do you really want to stick to your earlier criteria and say "good lord, assembler syntaxes have been around since ages before C"?

    94. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose a new rule - a thread is finished once APK discovers it.

    95. Re:That's why the world works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's quite funny comment, looking at your comment history. Still debating if I should report this to the editors, or just enjoy the show.

    96. Re:That's why the world works. by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      Lets see. A visionary who (co)developed a major programming language AND the most used OS (upon which almost all current mobile platforms are based) vs an engineer who developed two computers vs a salesman who sold shiny toys.

      Yep - the salesman wins.

      Even if we ignore the fact that you're a pretentious tool who's apparently unaware that millions have been getting professional work done on Apple gear for decades and concede that everything Apple makes is just "a toy," well... what's wrong with shiny toys?

  2. maybe a education fund ? by johnjones · · Score: 1

    i was thinking maybe a fund to help educate people would be a more fitting memorial ?

    how about a free e/book ?

    regards

    John Jones

  3. prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    More people celebrate "Talk like a Pirate Day" than "Dennis Ritchie Day."

    1. Re:prediction by mark-t · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, TLaP day has been going on for several years now, and has had time to gather more momentum than this newly proposed day.

  4. Well... by calexontheroad66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People like good salesmen not people that work in unknown office spaces, regardless of their contributions.
    A public image is the luxury of those who don't have to labour, and so can afford to put their efforts into selling their ideas and themselves.
    Dennis Ritchie was a giant within his tribe, RIP.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stupid people like good salesmen not people that work in unknown office spaces, regardless of their contributions."

      (tftfy)

    2. Re:Well... by jcfandino · · Score: 1

      "Stupid people like good salesmen not people that work in unknown office spaces, regardless of their contributions."

      - signs Department of Redundancy Department

  5. I hope this is soon forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been many great physicists, artists, actors, authors, musicians, mathematicians, doctors, engineers, architects, statesmen, etc etc. If the calendar gets littered with memorial days for everyone it'll just be exhausting and pointless.

    1. Re:I hope this is soon forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the problem? The calendar is already littered with saints (today it's Alonso Rodríguez, Herbert, Marcellus of Tangier, Saturninus of Cagliari &
      Serapion of Antioch) and other nonsense. So why not fill it with great physicists, artists, actors, authors, musicians, mathematicians, doctors, engineers & architects? Personally I do not care at all, so I ignore it anyway.

    2. Re:I hope this is soon forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been many great physicists, artists, actors, authors, musicians, mathematicians, doctors, engineers, architects, statesmen, etc etc. If the calendar gets littered with memorial days for everyone it'll just be exhausting and pointless.

      You can't appreciate an industry paying respects to someone who essentially tailored where they are in life?

    3. Re:I hope this is soon forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been many great physicists, artists, actors, authors, musicians, mathematicians, doctors, engineers, architects, statesmen, etc etc. If the calendar gets littered with memorial days for everyone it'll just be exhausting and pointless.

      You get exhausted from reading words on a calendar
      you don't have to look at? Jesus fuckin christ, I'd hate
      to be you.

      No one is telling anyone to take a fucking day off...
      just to appreciate the work someone put into making
      your day better.

      Now STFU!

      -@|

  6. Will there be readings from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The book of K&R?

    1. Re:Will there be readings from... by tomhudson · · Score: 2

      The book of K&R?

      ... and singing ...

      free() at last!
      free() at last!
      Error: Double free or corruption.
      Aborted!

  7. C is just a rip off of BCPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Dennis Ritchie hadn't come along the world would still look the same

    1. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      BCPL only had one data type. Everything in it was a word. It didn't have arrays or structures, just arithmetic on words (which could then be treated as pointer to other words). Try writing C with no data types other than uintptr_t, intptr_t and uintptr_t* - no arrays, no structs, no chars - and see how far you get.

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    2. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly no one else in the world would have ever came up with any of those ideas. Ever. It's like saying that if the Wright brothers never existed we never would have airplanes.

    3. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      BCPL only had one data type. Everything in it was a word. It didn't have arrays or structures, just arithmetic on words (which could then be treated as pointer to other words). Try writing C with no data types other than uintptr_t, intptr_t and uintptr_t* - no arrays, no structs, no chars - and see how far you get.

      Okay. Its not hard, its tedious, but you're basically describing what happens when I work in assembly. To the computer, its all just numbers. The structures of C are artificial constructs to make it easier on the developer. They are reduced to pure numbers for the computer itself to work with. I would be much slower working that way, but only until I could write a BCPL program to preprocess my source files to turn my structure definitions into BCPL code.

      Don't get me wrong, C did change the world (something else probably would have done it if it wasn't C), Dennis Richie deserves our remembrance for his contribution.

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    4. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, but ultimately, they did implement it and it's still going strong 40+ years later. That says something, and it's not like Apple which manages to maintain a small section of the market with limited competition. C isn't as widely used as it used to be, but it's managed to do quite well considering the huge number of languages that have popped up in the mean time, many of which were gunning for it.

    5. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      Okay. Its not hard, its tedious, but you're basically describing what happens when I work in assembly.

      I take it that you have not written programs in BCPL then. C is nicer in that the different data types (char, short, int, ...) compile down to different machine level instructions. Handling characters (ie single bytes) in BCPL is not nice, floats - were single precision (assuming 32 bit words). So not the same as what you do in assembler.

      I do miss a few things from BCPL like VALOF/RESULTIS almost anywhere, it also used ':=' for assignment - I wonder how many many years of debugging time would have been saved if C had used that rather than a simple '=' ?

    6. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Okay. Its not hard, its tedious, but you're basically describing what happens when I work in assembly.

      I take it that you have not written programs in BCPL then. C is nicer in that the different data types (char, short, int, ...) compile down to different machine level instructions. Handling characters (ie single bytes) in BCPL is not nice, floats - were single precision (assuming 32 bit words). So not the same as what you do in assembler.

      I do miss a few things from BCPL like VALOF/RESULTIS almost anywhere, it also used ':=' for assignment - I wonder how many many years of debugging time would have been saved if C had used that rather than a simple '=' ?

      Too bad they made it all implementation dependent, making porting (original) C a major pain in the butt. Not to mention all those clever hacks that made typing C so easy, but mistyping another pain in the butt, esp. with the overly powerful pointer arithmetics.

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    7. Re:C is just a rip off of BCPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the computer, its all just numbers. The structures of C are artificial constructs to make it easier on the developer.

      I see, so the difference between ADD and FADD is just syntactic sugar?

  8. Nice idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Happy dennis ritchie Day..

    (The Geek's day)

  9. Re:maybe a education fund ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My thoughts entirely.. Wouldn't be at where I am right now

  10. dmr by amanicdroid · · Score: 5, Informative

    Today we come to slashdot not to piss on the memory of appliance designer Steve Jobs but to celebrate a true computer scientist and engineer dmr.

    He was not a boisterous man or one too proud and busy to assist various teenagers on the internet who now wish they'd archived those emails. He was able to admit his greatest works were flawed. And perhaps most importantly, the man could create excellent documentation.

    To commemorate dmr is to commemorate ourselves as his ideas still hold sway. He lives on in the constantly modified code base. His DNA remaining as his direct additions are slowly dropped from the source while his patterns remain.

    ALL HAIL ELDER GOD OF COMPUTING DMR, MAY HIS LANGUAGE AND OS LIVE ON UNTIL WE ADOPT SOMETHING BETTER

    1. Re:dmr by RDW · · Score: 2

      At St. Paul's Cathedral, London, there is no elaborate memorial for its architect, Christopher Wren, who is buried there. Instead there's a simple Latin inscription that notes that he lived 'not for his own profit but for the public good' and ends with 'Reader, if you seek his monument - look around you.'

    2. Re:dmr by amanicdroid · · Score: 1

      Perfect eulogy for dmr, sir/maam.

  11. Really? by mlingojones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I missing something here that says we have to compare all these people on the merits of their accomplishments?

    Steve Jobs did great things. Dennis Ritchie did great things as well. We can argue all day about who was "better" or "more influential", but what's the point? Why not just celebrate their lives to honor them, instead of to passive-aggressively piss off people who look up to someone else?

    If you celebrate Dennis Ritchie, do it for his monumental contributions to computing. If you do it just because you think Steve Jobs got too much attention, you're doing a disservice to both of their memories.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I missing something here that says we have to compare all these people on the merits of their accomplishments?

      Steve Jobs did great things. Dennis Ritchie did great things as well. We can argue all day about who was "better" or "more influential", but what's the point? Why not just celebrate their lives to honor them, instead of to passive-aggressively piss off people who look up to someone else?

      If you celebrate Dennis Ritchie, do it for his monumental contributions to computing. If you do it just because you think Steve Jobs got too much attention, you're doing a disservice to both of their memories.

      I usually hate to do the "me toos" and the "I wish I had mod points" but yours is probably one of the more succinct and cogent posts in quite a while here. Thanks.

    2. Re:Really? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      You know, I'm sad that John McCarthy just died, with hardly a mention at all here, and I'm not out to piss off all the Dennis Ritchie fans just because I got my panties in a bunch. Some people need to grow up.

    3. Re:Really? by Dupple · · Score: 1

      Well said. The most thoughtful and balanced comment I've seen on Slashdot in months. Bravo.

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    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Steve Jobs has a day for the unsavvy morons and Dennis Ritchie has a day for the technically informed. There is now a day for both types of computer users.

    5. Re:Really? by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I missing something here that says we have to compare all these people on the merits of their accomplishments?

      No, you're not missing it, because it's not there. The summary and article say nothing of the sort.

      What they do point out is that if we hadn't been somewhat sensitized to it because of annoyance at the media reaction to Jobs' death, we likely wouldn't have paid nearly as much attention as we have to Ritchie's passing. This isn't a question of comparing Jobs and Ritchie, it's just pointing out that we often don't recognize the accomplishments of the people who really changed the world, but did it quietly.

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    6. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What great things did Steve Jobs did? He sold overpriced pieces of shiny plastic to morons too stupid to realize it. He profited off of other people's hard work.

      People like, for example, Dennis Ritchie. Literally everything Jobs did in the past decade was ultimately based off the work of Dennis Ritchie. Probably longer than that, but I don't know enough about Apple to say for sure.

      Dennis Ritchie gave the world the platform that practically everything computing-related uses. He developed a programming language that just about every program ultimately uses in some way. No matter the language used, if you run a program under Windows or Linux or Mac OS X, you're using at the very least C code in the kernel. Not to mention libraries written in C, JITs written in C, and interpreters written in C.

      Jobs? He marketed shiny plastic devices to idiots.

      Dennis Ritchie literally created the building blocks of nearly every single computing device created in the past 30 years.

      Yeah, I'd say there's a BIT of a difference between the two, and one deserves a bit more respect than the other.

    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually hate to do the "me toos"

      So do I !!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

    8. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't argue your point without calling other people morons and idiots, you can't make a valid argument.

    9. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sad that John McCarthy just died, with hardly a mention at all here

      Slashdot on John McCarty's death

    10. Re:Really? by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Am I missing something here that says we have to compare all these people on the merits of their accomplishments?

      How can the level of recognition you get not be a de facto comparison? It's not whether about you give your grandkids $50 or $500 for Christmas, it's that you gave $50 to one and $500 to the other. And the response is like "Giving $500 is crazy, but if you gave it to Steve then Dennis damn well deserves the same." I feel that is a logical and natural reaction, by breaking the scale with Jobs you are changing the expectations for everyone else.

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    11. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this

    12. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs (among others) paid a company (Foxconn) to run a Gulag that was so horrible that people preferred to kill themselves over working there.
      There's no excuse for that. If you support evil, you are evil.

      Case closed.

    13. Re:Really? by jo_ham · · Score: 0

      You forgot to log in!

    14. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the everything I own that the computer you typed that comment with has Foxconn parts in it, therefor you are evil.

      Case closed.

    15. Re:Really? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      How much attention somebody received immediately following their death is almost invariably based much more heavily on their fame in life than on the merits of how much people were positively impacted by the things that person actually did during their life. In general, the latter only tends to become more recognized by later generations, and not the one that actually was personally involved with the individual.

      You are right though... it is silly to compare them.

    16. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree totally. This kind of makes me want to stop reading slashdot.

    17. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you used a computer in the past 30 years, thank Dennis Ritchie.

      If you paid twice what it was worth to get a shiny Apple logo on it, thank Steve Jobs.

      Happy?

    18. Re:Really? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Media recognizes people in media. You recognize people in your office. The world kinda works like that.

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    19. Re:Really? by khallow · · Score: 1

      to run a Gulag that was so horrible that people preferred to kill themselves over working there. There's no excuse for that. If you support evil, you are evil.

      I think we've already established that Foxconn's "gulag" had an equivalent suicide rate to the rest of Chinese society (which in turn is probably equivalent to developed world societies).

    20. Re:Really? by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      The problem I have isn't in celebrating either of these two gentleman's lives. My problem is with the media not doing their damn jobs. My problem is with gushing inaccurate reports about what Steve Jobs achieved. The passing of a technology giant has been largely ignored by a incompetent media obsessed with celebrity.

      I'm not going to bother celebrating Mr Jobs, but I wont begrudge others doing so privately or with their friends. Your iPhone being the way you like it is probably in part a result of his stewardship of Apple and it is okay to show appreciation for that. But I sure as hell am going to begrudge the media printing gushing, misleading, over-the-top obituaries about a man whose achievements were not in the betterment of all humankind, all the while failing to inform the public of the passing of a man of genuine accomplishments.

      The public pays attention to celebrity and is ill informed about the technical professions in part because the media does such a piss poor job. This is just such another occasion. And this repeated failure to inform the public is not without consequences. If the public really thinks that it is the CEOs and celebrity marketing that make technology what it is and not the hard working engineers and scientists, then they will make bad decisions. Bad decisions in public policy, bad decisions in their own companies, bad decisions in their purchasing. We all suffer when the media does as poor a job as it does.

    21. Re:Really? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      AOL :-)

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    22. Re:Really? by mevets · · Score: 1

      Thank you for keeping slashdot great.

      Not for a moment did you consider the posters point, and as an added insult, followed up with more of the mud-raking s?he was trying to quell.

      I was worried, for a moment, that the parent post would be taken seriously, and /. would turn into something unspeakable. But, safe to say, there are enough jackasses in to pool to keep the party going. Well Done!

    23. Re:Really? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      What great things did Steve Jobs did? He sold overpriced pieces of shiny plastic to morons too stupid to realize it. He profited off of other people's hard work.
      People like, for example, Dennis Ritchie. Literally everything Jobs did in the past decade was ultimately based off the work of Dennis Ritchie. Probably longer than that, but I don't know enough about Apple to say for sure.

      The first sentence proves that you are completely clueless. TRULY completely clueless. Let's say you want to design a chip with about 100 million transistors. The only guy who I personally know who did this used a MacBook Pro to do it. Among my software developing colleagues the majority of computers used at home are Macs.
      Where C is concerned, Mac OS was developed using Pascal. And Apple had Object-oriented Pascal (called CLASCAL) years before C++.

    24. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that, my friend, is utter fucking bullshit.

      If you think for a second that anyone who even knew the name Dennis Ritchie was in any way influenced to care more about his death because of the public reaction to Steve Jobs' death, you are a complete fucking idiot who probably didn't already know who Dennis Ritchie was, or what "K&R" referred to.

    25. Re:Really? by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I will give you 3 accomplishments of Steve JObs that put him in a different league to most other people you will find celebrated.

      He founded Apple, which is now the second most valuable company in the world.

      He founded Pixar, which became the pre-eminent animation studio in the world, and has not produced a single commercial flop, and has only one movie that is not critically acclaimed out of 12. A quite remarkable achievement.

      He founded NeXT, which he managed to sell to his first company for $400m. That in itself is another achievement of note.

      Basically he founded 3 company's each of which was worth at least $400m in the mid 90s.

      He also turned Apple around, and got it producing wonderful products that were loved by millions.

      He bettered mankind because he provided jobs, careers and opportunities. That is in itself worth so much more than a lot of the things he is accused of not doing.

      And while engineers and scientists do the hard work in making the technology, sometimes without good leaders, they will not be able to produce any decent products. See Nokia, Sony-Ericsson, Motorola and countless other examples. And in any case, Steve's involvement with every product produced by Apple is legendary. This was not your average bean counting CEO.

      And Steve Jobs was a celebrity worthy of the name. Damn in, the word is just thrown around for anyone who manages to get themselves on TV. Steve had accomplishments to be celebrated, and people do.

    26. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jo_ham is a known apple shill. just ignore whatever it says.

    27. Re:Really? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Let's say you want to design a chip with about 100 million transistors.

      A 50 megabyte memory chip? People do it all the time. You're heralding what kind of computer he used. I am more interested in whether he sat on a Steelcase or a Herman Miller chair.

    28. Re:Really? by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Let us ignore our difference of opinion about what constitutes a genuine achievement for the betterment of humankind since while we disagree I can see how someone with a reasonable set of values can come to the conclusion that you have and I don't really consider it a major point of contention.

      My point was not that Mr Jobs did not deserve recognition, he did. I would have expected most newpapers to have his obituary as the large full page entry on the day his death was announced (or the day after depending on if the paper had already gone to press). This could be rationally justified if your values are different to mine and while I might not like the fact that Mr Jobs got more attention than perhaps I feel he deserved I recognise that people can rationally disagree with me about what is important. That wouldn't be a big deal.

      At the same time, while I might think that Dr Ritchie deserves an editorial and or something similar, I would accept that people with different values may disagree by degrees. Maybe in spite of my perception he ends up with only as much coverage as Mr Jobs in the previous scenario. Fair enough, I disagree but I don't get to call journalists on not doing their job properly because we are in the bounds of uncertainty and things are murky.

      That was not what happened here. It was not even close to what happened here. What happened here was a reinforcement by the media of our absurd celebrity driven 'culture' where once again sensationalism and irrational sentiment got reinforced by 'journalists' just because they happen to like their iPhone.

    29. Re:Really? by Rexdude · · Score: 1

      I really don't think that Steve Jobs survival or death would've made a difference to what Slashdotters everywhere feel about Dennis Ritchie. He was far too much of a giant in the field of computer science to be ignored here, one of the oldest geek gatherings on the net, of all places.

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  12. Happy DMR Day! by gnapster · · Score: 1

    It is a nice idea, I suppose... But why Oct 30? Is it just because his birthday (which is in September) is too far away, and we'll forget him by then?

    1. Re:Happy DMR Day! by Junta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe he was a big fan of Chrismas Eve?

      (Oct 30 = Dec24)

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    2. Re:Happy DMR Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only geeks can get your humor, Mr. 11000, Mr. 0x18, Mr. 55.

    3. Re:Happy DMR Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I guess he picked the right audience.

      BTW: 55? Did you mean 44 (as in: Base 5)?

  13. LISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When is John McCarthy day?

    1. Re:LISP by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I had no idea he had died. RIP. (November can't come soon enough!)

    2. Re:LISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When is John McCarthy day?

      One of the studios has bought the movie rights.

      Working title? "Dude, where's my cdr?"

    3. Re:LISP by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      When is John McCarthy day?

      One of the studios has bought the movie rights.

      Working title? "Dude, where's my cdr?"

      I thought it were "Lisping a parenthetical remark."

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  14. Recognition vs. Relevance. by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "...the inequality in the public recognition of the people who really make their world work."

    You're joking, right?

    When a surgeon saves the life of a loved one, no one EVER walks right past the doctor to make a phone call to thank the inventor of plastic, blended steels, or surgical procedures. I don't even have to wonder how many surgically-enhanced women walking around these days have EVER thought to thank the inventor of silicone, because the answer is likely zero.

    And the same thing should be expected in damn near any other industry. Most of us probably owe our lives to some scientist or inventor, yet you've probably not even bothered to know who it is, much less give them any recognition, living or dead.

    1. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually they don't even thank the surgeon - they thank God (at least in the US).

    2. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Haha, that's an awesome analogy, and it's so very true.

      While the contributions Ritchie made are ubiquitous and crucial, there's a much greater disconnect between him and the end users. Steve Jobs had a direct connection between his inventions and end users.

    3. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I love about the US. People simultaneously hold the same beliefs:

      1. Anything you succeed at, you succeed at through the grace of God.
      --Corollary: Anything you fail at, you fail at due to your own incompetence.

      2. Rich people have earned their success through hard work, as evidenced by their being successful.
      --Corollary: Poor people are poor because they are lazy.

      So, if you're rich, you're rich because of both hard work and God's will. If you're poor, that's not God's will, but just you being lazy.

      As an example, see how the American public idolize Steve Jobs but couldn't care less about Dennis Ritchie.

    4. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a surgeon saves the life of a loved one, no one EVER walks right past the doctor to make a phone call to thank the inventor of plastic, blended steels, or surgical procedures. I don't even have to wonder how many surgically-enhanced women walking around these days have EVER thought to thank the inventor of silicone, because the answer is likely zero.

      Not quite. Dupont used to have a marketing slogan, "Better Living Through Chemistry". Unfortunately chemistry fell out of favor when it came to marketing.

      But when Dupont invented spandex, millions of people were very grateful towards Dupont whenever a hot babe walked by.

    5. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post reminded me of an essay written by Daniel Dennett entitled Thank Goodness!, where he does precisely what you say people don't do: thank the inventors and creators for their hard work and tenacity, as well as the doctors, nurses, clean-up staff, et al.

    6. Re:Recognition vs. Relevance. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup. I always get a chuckle whenever I see the credits roll at the end of a movie. Imagine if your roll of toilet paper had a list of the full employee roster for Kimberly Clark or whatever on it. Actually, that isn't a bad idea since toilet paper is one of the few products that could actually find the room for it...

  15. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we recognize that someone else would have come up with their achievements, or possibly one better. Who cares. Give them your thanks and move on for crying out loud.

  16. C is nothing like BCPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You've never even seen a BCPL program, have you?

    GET "LIBHDR"

    LET START () BE
    $(
    WRITES ("Hello World!*N")
    $)

  17. Re:maybe a education fund ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    speaking of ejumication, isn't it AN education fund...?

  18. So be it by fishtorte · · Score: 2

    How can it be a bad thing for Steve Jobs' death to have brought increased awareness of Dennis Ritchie's contributions? Assuming, that is, that there's ANY connection between the two. It doesn't have to be a competition.

  19. Ooh, could we have a Maurice Hilleman day too? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Hilleman The guy develops loads of vaccines include 8 of the 14 currently recommended. Some how they forgot to give the guy the Nobel prize in medicine. Seems like it's long overdue. (I mean he's got a couple of buildings with his name on them but nothing that would tell anybody that he probably saved the lives of tens to hundreds of millions of people.)

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  20. GTFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, you're just now learning that life isn't fair and that people who (you feel) deserve recognition for their efforts rarely get it? Well, here’s a learning moment for you.

    1. Re:GTFU by Haxagon · · Score: 0

      I'm just now learning how huttburt you are.

  21. More about media attention than the two men... by DThorne · · Score: 2

    ...and there's nothing wrong with that. The point to me wasn't so much about 'who was better or more influential', it was clearly about the fact that mass media was utterly swamped, to the point of nausea on my part anyway, with Jobs 'retrospectives' and commentaries. Celebrating that this other man who so recently passed was in many ways more influential on the 'guts' of IT, ostensibly what the readers on slashdot would care more about, is neither disrespectful to Jobs or out of place in any way.

    1. Re:More about media attention than the two men... by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      The ironic thing is there are only two sentences about Dennis Ritchie in the summary. The rest of the paragraph is entirely about Steve Jobs. It is all about Steve Jobs. Why not make a day for John McCarthy?

      The fact that even Steve Job haters feel a need to react to his death shows the outsized influence the man had, for whatever reason.

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  22. I've said it once I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had "discovered" lisp living under one rock in Chile I would have grabbed a second rock and crushed its little head with it. (Doing everybody a great big favor.)

    1. Re:I've said it once I'll say it again by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't use lisp, it has affected programming. I see a lot of later languages as starting with a 'C' foundation moving towards lisp. Java would be a major example, python too.

  23. every discipline contributes by ThorGod · · Score: 0

    It isn't just computer science that the world ignores. People still smoke, go on drinking binges, and smoke pot - all of which are very bad for you. But, for a number of reasons, medical research into the impact of the aforementioned's affects on human health go ignored or even denied. There's a paper (written by Case and Shiller in 2003 named "is there a bubble in the housing market?") where a pair of economists CLEARLY suspect irrational behavior in the residential real estate market. Back in 2003! But it wasn't convenient for society to hear that message, so they didn't.

    Ultimately, people pay attention and homage to whatever or whoever they *think* is important.

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  24. More lead time? by rstanley · · Score: 1

    I wish this had been more publicized. I just found out about this by reading this article. I would have preferred that there was more of a chance to do events locally today. A gathering in a pub, or a Linux fest celebrating his accomplishments.

    As for the S.J. vs. D.M.R.:

    Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Richard Stallman, Tim Berners Lee, Linus
    Torvolds, ..., and millions of others owe their lives to the work done
    by Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, with the assistance of Brian
    Kernighan. The IT World would be MUCH different, and definitely not as
    technologically advanced as it is today, without their efforts.

    They deserve much more recognition, awards and thanks from the entire
    world than they will ever receive.

    Rest in Peace Dennis! You and your work will never be forgotten! Thank you!

  25. Obituary in The Guardian by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Informative
    Dennis Ritchie obit

    OK, a number of people contacted the Guardian before this, but however it happened they got the point and gave him a full page on the Saturday edition. I hope that goes some way to make up for Google having to help rescue Bletchley Park.

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  26. Stop merging the two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What bothers me is every tech site that posts a Ritchie story can't seem to do so without also adding a paragraph about Steve Jobs. Even when they're complaining Jobs' passing stole Ritchie's thunder. Apparently the hypocrisy is lot on them. I wish the tech media could treat these men as two separate people and stop mentioning them both in the same breath.

    1. Re:Stop merging the two by mikejuk · · Score: 1

      In this case though the point is do you think that anyone would have suggested a dmr day without the same having been done for Steve Jobs. It''s not about stealing anyones thunder.

  27. Well..a bit more than that by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Fleming's discovery would have gone nowhere had not Florey and Chain worked out how to produce the stuff, and had not US chemical engineers worked out how to make it in volume. Hitler would not even be a footnote in history but for Napoleon and Peter the Great, and some truly foolish decisions made after WW1 by the victors. Personally I don't totally subscribe to the "Great man" theory of history. If Sculley hadn't messed up Apple, Jobs would today be known as a film exec.

    But K&R actually built something almost from the ground up using rather primitive tools, and today the children and bastard children of their ideas are running six machines in my house. (Possibly 7 if, as I suspect, the solar panel inverter supervisor is BSD based).

    I entirely agree about Einstein, though. Physics is much more of a collaborative effort than the media like to pretend. The fact is that we could have developed all modern technology without the Theory of Relativity, using empirical rules. Quantum mechanics, however, is actually necessary for the furtherance of chemistry and modern materials (including things like IC substrates). But there is really no one father of quantum mechanics.

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    1. Re:Well..a bit more than that by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I'm not belittling what Ritchie accomplished - quite the contrary, I think that c continues to be more important than any of the languages that have since been developed, and that unix will continue to be the gold standard for operating systems for at least another generation.

      Does this mean we should have a "day" for him? It's a free world - there's nothing stopping anyone from marking a day on the calendar as Dennis Ritchie Day. I don't expect it would get to the masses, any more than I expect people to be making a big thing out of "Oh, it's Steve Jobs Day" a decade from now - not unless they can get a paid holiday out of it.

    2. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Broolucks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Had Einstein not existed, somebody else would have come up with the Theory of Relativity shortly thereafter. It was just the next logical step in the development of physics. Similarly, had Ritchie not existed, all of modern computing would still work pretty much the same way it does now, using tools other people would have developed. Had Jobs not existed, Apple would probably never have got off the ground, an Apple lookalike would have come up a bit later instead, somebody else would have introduced multitouch devices, and so forth. Heck, if Walt Disney never existed, some other creations would have taken the available mindshare instead of Mickey and al. One must always keep in mind that when people invent or develop stuff, it reduces the incentives for others to redo the work. Worse yet, these people who might have done the job later on might have done it better - there was a need for a language like C, and had Ritchie not come up with C, a much better language might have taken its role. Or a worse one. We simply don't know. Basically, people deserve a lot of credit for their discoveries, but the impact of their discoveries is a poor barometer for these people's importance. The more impact a discovery has, the more likely it is that somebody will do it eventually.

    3. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      I got the feeling both of these days where one-offs, not repeating...

    4. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      So what you are esentially saying is.

      Shits complex.

      It really pisses me off that a lot off people do not get this. I know the human mind likes to break things down into nice boxes. But without realising there are no nice boxes this does not help.

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    5. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting theory. Can you show some (any) kind of proof? No? I guess you were not called into making the difference, anyway.

    6. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Better yet, if it weren't for Ritchie, we might have never wound up with C style syntax. I'm starting to reconsider this whole Ritchie Day thing.

    7. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Broolucks · · Score: 0

      Special relativity was an elegant mathematical framework that gave a basic postulate through which *existing equations* could be derived. Einstein did not discover time dilation nor length contraction. Lorentz/Poincaré/etc did. Einstein merely showed a derivation from simple postulates, which was deemed more satisfactory. That is actually a very incremental contribution. Of course, somebody had to think about it, and he made many more contributions, but it's almost a given that somebody else would have had the idea that "the speed of light is the same in all referentials" eventually.

      Ritchie made great contributions, but if C didn't exist, Pascal still would. Unix took inspiration from Multics, which was probably too far ahead of its time. There is no reason somebody else wouldn't have tried something similar, and technology would have caught up anyway. Ultimately, something like Unix has success because it is good and because it fills a niche. People do great stuff all the time; new OS with great ideas are made all the time. They don't take off because they can't stand out from competitors enough in the niche they would normally appeal to. Had Unix not existed, something would eventually have fitted the bill, either something that already exists but never took off because Unix was already there (there are MANY of these), or something new from someone who didn't feel like reinventing the wheel, but would have invented it if necessary.

      Apple was originally a well-packaged patchwork of existing technologies. These technologies would not have gone to waste without Apple, and as I said, new OSes pop up all the time. The void would have been filled by something else; or Windows would have had even less competition; either way, not a significant loss. Apple did not invent mp3 players, they merely made a good one. They did not invent the smartphone, they merely made a good one. Had they not done that, we'd still have mp3 players and smartphones, either marginally worse or marginally better, but still.

      If Walt Disney hadn't existed, cartoons would still exist. He wasn't the first to make them. A different dominant style might have appeared instead, and perhaps we'd have sane copyright terms. Now that would have been nice.

    8. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and I didn't hear about it until today, so I'm off-by-one on the one-off. :-(

    9. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 1

      if Walt Disney never existed

      ... then someone else would have come up with an excuse to extend copyright permanently.

      Problem here is that 90% of readers will think that this post is funny :(

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    10. Re:Well..a bit more than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had Einstein not existed, somebody else would have come up with the Theory of Relativity shortly thereafter

      Utter nonsense. Relativity ( particularly General Relativity ) was a total conceptual break from all contemporary modes of thinking about the universe. It was so groundbreaking that it took many years to be generally accepted. From Einstein's wiki page

      In 1921, Einstein was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics. Because relativity was still considered somewhat controversial , it was officially bestowed for his explanation of the photoelectric effect.

  28. Keep your perversions to yourself. by Hartree · · Score: 0

    "Dennis Ritchie Day = Fuck Steve Jobs Day"

    Only if you're a necrophiliac. He's been dead for several weeks.

    Is there a security patrol at the cemetery he's in? They might not like the idea.

  29. On Dennis Ritchie: A conversation with Brian Kerni by mikejuk · · Score: 3, Informative
  30. The puppet? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "When is John McCarthy day?"

    Most people aren't sure if he's the caricature with the hand up his butt from the 1950s or the congressman from the 1950s.

    Oh wait. I repeat myself.

    Seriously, though a number of the pioneers of computing are leaving us or soon will be.

  31. Ritchie isn't dead. by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    He's just refactoring.

    1. Re:Ritchie isn't dead. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, he died from a segmentation fault. Someone was saying some very long sentence to him, and he forgot to check the length of his input buffer.

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  32. Would we still celebrate Ritchie if we knew he by Outtascope · · Score: 0

    told Brian that the royalties from the book were only $700 and only gave him $350? No, we would call him an asshole, which is what he would have been if he had done that. But that wasn't him. Steve Jobs was an asshole given way more credit than he deserved. Look at this story, he is being given credit for recognizing Dennis Ritchie. WTF?

  33. And speaking of phones. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    And speaking of phones, the software that runs the phone network is largely written in C.

    Well, in the US.

    Ericson stuff will be written in Erlang.

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  34. Unbelievable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon... let's go another level and also declare a John McCarthy day!!!! He's even less known than dmr and was the inventor of LISP and AI !!! And he *also* died last week.

    Why? Because mostly all the fathers of current computing entered their 70's / 80's at about 2000. It's life people, we must die. Let it go will you?

    1. Re:Unbelievable. by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      You had me up until "Why?". Alas, computer scientists will never get their full dues.

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  35. True, we're still "using Lisp" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, many people forget that modern languages are still greatly affected by lisp. We're still trying to recover from that horrible misguided mess.

    Lisp is a language for academic wanking. It brings nothing that other languages aren't doing way better. Not then, and certainly not now.

    1. Re:True, we're still "using Lisp" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any concrete examples or is this just a bashfest?

  36. No days! by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Well, no, having "days" for people is a slightly strange idea when you think about it. But then I think naming buildings after people, or towns, is a bit odd too. I was more concerned to suggest that sometimes there really is a fork in history which is the work of just a small number of people, whereas elsewhere there's a kind of inevitability. The fork, of course, can be good or bad.

    Completely and utterly off-topic, had the Germans not had Hitler, for instance, the German military might have found another front man to run the country. At some point they would probably have started a war of expansion to reclaim their losses of WW1. That might have been a "normal" war run by sane people. The outcome might have been very different for German Jews, but not much different for the French or the Poles. The world today might look rather similar, but with the EU much more obviously a German economic state.
    However, but for Unix, computer systems might have stayed fragmented and proprietary. It's very hard to predict the outcome - personal computers might have stayed very limited systems, the Internet might never have started its enormous spread. The world banking system might have become far less computer-centric. It is entirely possible that K&R were simply extremely lucky, or simply very bright, and whether the results of their work were overall a good or a bad thing is, in my view, far too early to call.

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    1. Re:No days! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I have the feeling that sometimes, an idea is inevitable because of a confluence of events/history, and that's why we often see the same idea invented or discovery made almost simultaneously by multiple people or groups.

      In other cases, it really is a "one off" individual / event, like the Mule in Asimov's Foundation Trilogy.

      I think, though, that personal computers were inevitable. All the original hobby computers came with unique operating systems (how much could you squeeze in with 4k of ram, after all? The sense of freedom I got from upgrading to 64k for $100 - no that's not a typo - 64k, not 640k - has not been duplicated since :-).

      Back in the '80s, Microware OS-9 Level 2 was already bringing cheap ($99, including a really nice ring binder manual) compact multi-user multi-tasking to the masses, complete with both multiple console and graphical windows in 128k. If we didn't have the *bsds, I think we'd have had some other variant, and a bunch of clones and free implementations as people "scratched their itches."

      This isn't to take away what Ritchie did. To the contrary, shrinking Multics down to size, as well as developing a more-or-less portable language that didn't require a runtime interpreter, were BIG advances.

  37. better idea by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2

    2day should be another SEVE JOBS day instead cuz he gave us all da ipodz!!!

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    1. Re:better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could just do like they did with Washington & Lincoln's birthdays and combine them into one day and call it 'SuperNerd Day' or something...

    2. Re:better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone delete this post!

    3. Re:better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you trolling?

  38. List of Steve Jobs accomplishments by jmcbain · · Score: 1

    I'm a research scientist and software engineer with a PhD, and I can clearly see that these accomplishments are amazing.

    1. Brought the GUI to the masses with the Mac
    2. Invented the computer (NeXT workstation) that the WWW was invented on
    3. Brought computer-animated movies to the masses with Pixar
    4. Brought legal music/movie/app downloads to the masses with iTunes
    5. Invented most popular music play with the iPod
    6. Re-invented the smartphone with the iPhone
    7. Re-invented the tablet computer with the iPad
    8. Created highest-revenue retail chain with Apple Stores
    9. Created entire concept of high-end "Super Bowl Ad" with 1984 commercial

    Additionally, I have made my living using Unix and programming languages derived from C, and for that, Dennis Ritchie deserves substantial acclaim.

  39. Was the world better off due to C? by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Was the world better off due to C? If it had not existed then programmers may have simply used Pascal. The world would largely be the same, except we would have far fewer buffer overflows. ;-)

    1. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by nzac · · Score: 1

      No, in my interpretation of of the hypothetical non C world we would all be using Java and Ada.

      Pascal would be inherently too slow. We are still unable to beat the C performance barrier and show no signs of doing so, Pascal would have been surpassed and made obsolete by any number of languages.

      Yes there would be less buffer overflows but you would have never needed more than 16MB of ram.

    2. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Pascal and C have similar run-time performance. Unless you are thinking of something like UCSD that compiles to byte code not native code and requires an interpreter like Java. Also assuming you are using a real pascal compiler not something that translates pascal to c and then runs it through a c compiler as was often done in unix-based environments.

      Its kind of hard to envision Java if C had not existed. Also with UCSD preceding it by decades I would have thought that niche would have been filled by something descended from UCSD.

      The 16MB limit of ancient Macs was not due to anything in Pascal, it was a hardware limitation. Only the lower 24 bits of the address bus were used.

    3. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by nzac · · Score: 1

      Though it appears there are a number of compliers, as far as i can tell similar run time performance is way of saying Pascal less than an order of magnitude slower than C.

      The C like language would have been invented eventually, that is a language that with little runtime safety and one you can sometime see the RISK instructions would be used. The two fastest popular languages that avoid this i think are Java and ada both of these are much closer to C in performance but use more memory.

      The possibility of buffer overflows appears to be a prerequisite for fast code and the C syntax still competes with modern languages.

      Ignore the memory reference i should have looked up the numbers would have been 6.4MB or something.

    4. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Though it appears there are a number of compliers, as far as i can tell similar run time performance is way of saying Pascal less than an order of magnitude slower than C.

      As someone who programmed PCs (DOS) and Macs in both Pascal and C back in the day I saw no such discrepancy with contemporaneous compilers. Again, these Pascal and C compilers were serious efforts by their respective developers, not some hack preprocessor that converted pascal to c and compiled the generated c, crudely generated c I might ad. C compilers of the day were also quite primitive with respect to optimization so they were not very good at cleaning up this crude generated c code.

      Can we contrive a code snippet that shows a difference that doesn't require a stopwatch, yes. Perhaps to give C the win we could try something with a tight loop and lots of array accesses with Pascal's array bounds checking turned on. Note that such bounds checking is an option. To give Pascal the win perhaps would could try something with a tight loop with string length operations.

    5. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by nzac · · Score: 1

      To give Pascal the win perhaps would could try something with a tight loop with string length operations.

      I would expect in both cases they would win buy large amounts, Pascal more so.

      I assume by string length perpetrations you mean c arrays vs pascal strings. Or otherwise my string structure in C has the length written before the string as well. Neither of these tests are fair.

      To me once you start turning things off you prove C was right all along.

      Have a look at the shootout though i expect modern complier optimisations may no longer be added to the compiler.
      http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u32/benchmark.php?test=all&lang=fpascal&lang2=gcc
      I guess you do avoid the bloated glibc using pascal. Pascal gets worse with more cores and x64.

      Disclaimer: I was not around when Pascal was still being used.

    6. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Neither of these tests are fair.

      That is my point. The claims that one language is an order of magnitude faster than the other is usually accomplished with such biased comparisons.

      To me once you start turning things off you prove C was right all along.

      No. The point is that when you remove the functionality (array bounds checking) unique to Pascal the languages are quite comparable. Having that functionality available is not "wrong", not giving the programmer the option is not "right". Its just an option available to an informed programmer to decide if and when it is appropriate.

      Have a look at the shootout though i expect modern complier optimisations may no longer be added to the compiler.

      You are correct in that the test is really testing compiler implementations not the languages themselves. When contemporaneous compilers that received comparable investments of time and tech were used (back in the day) the comparisons were much closer. Free Pascal looks like a cool project but I don't think it receives an effort in any way comparable to gcc. Unfortunately I'm not curious enough to go dig though old boxes in the garage to discover if I have contemporaneous version of turbo pascal, turbo c and microsoft c. :-)

    7. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by nzac · · Score: 1

      The claims that one language is an order of magnitude faster than the other is usually accomplished with such biased comparisons.

      I said less than, but still statistically slower. 10x but but greater than 0. Faster languages have been developed.

      As for the benchmarks its still able to beaten by ada and ATS (two languages that are not successful and will have lacking support and the chip is old and popular enough for a fixed goal) and i think those benchmarks for running time at least a fair enough test to draw conclusions.

    8. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry filtered the less than before the 10.

      And i also would think they added the option to remove array checking to Pascal because it was obvious that it prevented it from competing with C.

    9. Re:Was the world better off due to C? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I am getting my threads mixed up. I had two running on this topic and perhaps it was the other thread that made the explicit order of magnitude claim. Apologies if so.

      Ada actually gets a lot of DOD attention. Note that Ada is part of the GNU compiler collection and generates object code directly. So I don't think comparison to a hobbyist project like Free Pascal is in order.

  40. No wonder you were SO EASY to "dust" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1512306&cid=30785704

    and here http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1885098&cid=34360492

    * So - Not only are you an admitted "self-absorbed jerk", but you have a tendency to open your mouth & insert foot (as you did vs. myself regarding multithreaded coding, how it's done, with actual EXAMPLES I've written that still exist online in actual programs... which mind you? You have NONE to show for yourself, and yet you said I was just "talk"? LMAO!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I also agree that Steve Jobs was just a mass of rich man money "p.r.", he's FAR from an "inventor" that the presses seem to be trying to make he out as, posthumously. In fact, I respect Bill Gates FAR MORE, because he actually did do work in coding @ least, ala http://www.zdnet.com/blog/murphy/bill-gates-programmer/640 ...

    Yes, because it was and STILL IS, guys like Steve Wozniak that actually DO create things for the better, & not just some "10,000 foot view idea outline" that any dimwit "visionary" (that makes me laugh that term, it honestly does) can merely state, but it's an entirely DIFFERENT THING, actually doing the work & details ("where the devils are"), to make them happen...

    A trait you've already SHOWN you're not very good at demonstrating yourself (per the url links above) showing YOU ARE "ALL TALK", & no actual visible proofs of things you've done whatsoever, whereas when you confronted myself on that note?

    LMAO - You had to "EAT YOUR WORDS, flavored with 'the bitter taste of your own defeat' you only brought on yourself, with your BIG mouth (lots of hot air/wind, but no proofs of having done what was discussed, multithreaded code, yourself, above)...

    ... apk

    1. Re:No wonder you were SO EASY to "dust" by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      And which programs are those that you have made? Microsoft Windows? UNIX? Photoshop? Has anyone actually heard about your programs?

    2. Re:No wonder you were SO EASY to "dust" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have personally seen many works by BitZtream and can say he is one of the few has made a major impact of how every day millions of people view the world. He is a genius of our age. What have you done?

    3. Re:No wonder you were SO EASY to "dust" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A couple are in the links above in fact, & they're still out there (even though I haven't been active in 7++ yrs. in the freeware/shareware world since then, circa 1995-2003), as to this from you:

      "And which programs are those that you have made?" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Sunday October 30, @05:46PM (#37888284)

      NOW, as to THIS from you:

      "Has anyone actually heard about your programs?" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Sunday October 30, @05:46PM (#37888284)

      Many people have & did, especially since they did well in respected enough written publications in the arena of computer sciences liking them enough to review them well, ala:

      "My Name is Ozymandias: King of Kings - Look upon my works, ye mighty, & DESPAIR..."

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      Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

      (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

      WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

      PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

      WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

      PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

      CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

      GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

      HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

      Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides coding only...

      Being paid for an article that made me money over @ PCPitstop in 2008 for writing up a guide that has people showing NO VIRUSES/SPYWARES & other screwups, via following its point, such as THRONKA sees here -> http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ee926d913b81bf6d63c3c7372fd2a24c&t=28430&page=3

      It's also been myself helping out the folks at the UltraDefrag64 project (a 64-bit defragger for Windows), in showing them code for how to do Process Priority Control @ the GUI usermode/ring 3/rpl 3 level in their program (good one too), & being credited for it by their lead dev & his team... see here -> http://ultradefrag.sourceforge.net/handbook/Credits.html or here http://sourceforge.net/tracker/?func=detail&aid=2993462&group_id=199532&atid=969873

      AND lastly: http://g-off.net/software/a-python-repeatable-threadingtimer-class where I got other programmer's work WORKING RIGHT (in PyThon no less, which I just started learning only 2 week ago no less) by showing them how to use a "Dummy Proxy Function" as I call it, to make a RepeatTimer class (Thread sub-class really) to take PARAMETERIZED FUNCTIONS, ala:

      def apkthreadlaunch():
      getnortonsafeweb(sAPKFileName = "APK_1_NortonSafeWeb360Extracted.txt".rstrip())

      a = RepeatTimer(900, apkthread

    4. Re:No wonder you were SO EASY to "dust" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you wrote some dinky little utilities 15 years ago and are still resting on those laurels. Have anything more modern or that was reviewed by a publication that people have actually heard of?

  41. C and Unix not used initially at Apple by perpenso · · Score: 3

    Jobs and Woz wouldn't be where they are without each other, nor would they be where they are without Ritchie (and a whole slew of other pioneers).

    The Apple II's OS was written in assembly. The original 3rd party development environments were assembly and BASIC. The Macintosh's OS was written in Pascal. The original 3rd party development environment was Pascal. C and Unix were not really involved in Apple's *initial* success.

    1. Re:C and Unix not used initially at Apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I was talking later for C's influence on things that Jobs was up to, for example at NeXT.

    2. Re:C and Unix not used initially at Apple by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Fair enough for Apple 2.0 but Wozniak and Jobs are where they are primarily because of things that predated NeXT, Apple 1.0.

    3. Re:C and Unix not used initially at Apple by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      I was talking later for C's influence on things that Jobs was up to, for example at NeXT.

      When he used Objective-C, the first version of C with objects that made it usable for advanced software?

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  42. It depends on who they impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs impacted people who use stuff he helped create. He impacted people by technologies he helped support (Ed Catmull was real smart, and his subdivision surfaces and other 3d creations are vital to all 3d graphics, but it wouldn't have taken off if Jobs hadn't been annoyed by Catmull pestering him for money at a trade show, and Jobs promising to give him a few million to start up Pixar). But without Dennis Richie, Ed Catmull might not have created subdivision surfaces, there would be no opportunity to build Pixar, there would likely be no internet, no Microsoft, no Oracle, none of the silicon valley startups, and likely no smartphones. What Dennis Richie did was more like electricity or water, it was more fundamental.

  43. C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by perpenso · · Score: 1

    C and UNIX were not comparable to anything that was being done anywhere else in the world at the time.

    I fail to see how C was terribly different from Pascal, ALGOL and a host of other languages available back in the day. I've used C for decades, but if one of the other languages had become dominant I expect the world would be largely the same. A lot of early 3rd party Mac programming was done in Pascal, Mac OS itself was written in Pascal. A lot of early 3rd party and hobbyist PC programming was done in Pascal. I think Borland's Delphi demonstrates a more modern Pascal dialect that works well for large scale modern applications.

    Perhaps a correction is in order, if C had not existed the world would largely be the same, except perhaps we would have far few buffer overflow concerns.

    If you want to talk about languages that were truly different then you need to discuss LISP, APL, etc.

    1. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of those pascal compiler were written in C.

    2. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of those pascal compiler were written in C.

      Turbo Pascal was small and fast because it was written in assembly.

    3. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of those pascal compiler were written in C.

      Turbo Pascal was small and fast because it was written in assembly.

      The main advantage of assembly being that it is hard to write. At the other extreme java is so easy to write that coding never actually stops. The software grows to fit the time and space available.

    4. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of those pascal compiler were written in C.

      Turbo Pascal was small and fast because it was written in assembly.

      The main advantage of assembly being that it is hard to write. At the other extreme java is so easy to write that coding never actually stops. The software grows to fit the time and space available.

      You are changing the topic, but I'll emphasize again that assembly is used for size and speed. Those two characteristics are what distinguished Turbo Pascal from competitors and gave it an advantage. Bill Gates was quite livid at how much faster Turbo Pascal was compared to Microsoft products. With respect to hard to write, thats a bit of an overstatement, its harder but not overly so for good programmers who also understand the underlying architecture.

    5. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Turbo Pascal was for the PC. There may have been a warped and weird port of it to the Macintosh, but I am not aware of it, and it would in any case be a footnote.

    6. Re:C not all that unique, except buffer overflow by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Turbo Pascal was for the PC.

      Yes and if you reread my earlier post you will notice I referred both to early Mac programming and early DOS programming on PCs.

  44. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a big world, big whoop.

  45. My encounter with Dennis Ritchie in May 2011 ... by gosand · · Score: 1

    One day something set me off, and I was wondering how the name "cron" was chosen. Wikipedia credited Brian Kernighan with creating cron, so I took a chance and emailed him. He responded and said he thought it was derived from chronos.. but that he didn't write it and didn't know why Wikipedia credited him. He said it was probably Ken (Thompson), Dennis, or Bob Morris.

    So I emailed Ken and Dennis at what email addresses I could find for them, I couldn't find Bob's email.

    Dennis emailed me back and said that Steve Johnson was the author of the Unix cron, and that he thought the name had to do with chronology. Ken emailed me back and said he thought he wrote it, and that the name had to do with time.

    I was really surprised these guys emailed me back about something so trivial, but I was still pretty excited about getting responses. The answers weren't completely definitive, but interesting none the less. Something that we use every day, and nobody seems to be quite sure who wrote it.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  46. Funny he showed ZERO here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When he was confronted on it -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1512306&cid=30785704

    and here too -> http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1885098&cid=34360492

    So, so much for THIS, from you (and, BitzTream? We know it's you replying as AC to me too):

    "I have personally seen many works by BitZtream and can say he is one of the few has made a major impact of how every day millions of people view the world. He is a genius of our age." - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 30, @05:53PM (#37888334)

    * Pretty "tall words" for a guy that ran from producing the proofs for the basis of that in the links I posted above, quite a while ago too... lol! In other words? BitzTream: You're right - You ARE way, Way, WAY too FULL OF YOURSELF, and full of it... period.

    APK

    P.S.=> As to THIS from you (BitzTream, we KNOW it's you I am replying to, as you replied AC instead of using your "registered 'luser'" account here):

    "What have you done?" - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 30, @05:53PM (#37888334)

    Oh, I posted a couple of my favorites here in another reply. To wit/e.g.:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37888612

    Now, once more: I could ask the SAME OF YOU, BitzTream... but then again, I have before, & you had ZERO TO SHOW FOR YOURSELF!

    ... apk

  47. Guilty Conscience by FyberOptic · · Score: 1

    In other words, the internet has a guilty conscience for expressing such a sad display of blubbering over Jobs, a man who was well known to be a world-class selfish asshole regardless of any accomplishments under his belt.

    I think it's disrespectful that suddenly so many people are showing such mock interest in a man who they normally wouldn't give a shit about. What a ridiculous society we live in, that they use a man's death to justify prior overreactions.

    If every important technology figure who dies from this point forward doesn't get the same respectable coverage that Dennis Ritchie has, then they only further disrespect him by proving my point.

  48. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget Doris Day.

  49. why not..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just come to slashdot - everyday is steve jobs day.

  50. this shows why Slashdot nerds are clueless by mozumder · · Score: 0

    They think engineers like Steve Wozniak and Dennis Ritchie are more influential than the designers like Steve Jobs.

    1. Re:this shows why Slashdot nerds are clueless by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Apple computer happened when Steve Jobs convinced Steve Wozniak that there was a market for his then unnamed 6502 computer with built in terminal. There may have been an Apple Computer without Woz, but it wouldn't be the Apple Computer we know. If that Apple Computer hadn't developed the Lisa, the GUI may have stayed in Xerox's closet for a lot longer. I don't know if C and UNIX would have happened without Dennis Ritchie, but they made a huge impact on the computer industry. Just about anything you do with a computer today involves something pioneered by UNIX and probably directly involves C. I can't imagine what a world without UNIX and C would be like.

      They are and were all great men and who is the greatest is completely subjective, but one thing is for certain: the world could have been a lot different without just one of them.

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  51. Woz has stopped working in 1987 by melted · · Score: 1

    Woz hasn't done shit since 1978. His last achievement was Apple II, and then not all of it. The Macintosh was Steve's baby in all but the name (Jef Raskin contributed the name). Apple was Steve's baby in all _including_ the name (it was named after the farm commune he went to in his early 20's). That's not to say Woz was not important early on, but he hasn't done shit for the company for the past 30+ years aside from getting in line and buying products.

    1. Re:Woz has stopped working in 1987 by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      The Macintosh was Steve's baby in all but the name (Jef Raskin contributed the name).

      Steve Jobs joined the Macintosh project when he was forced out of the Lisa team. By that time, the hardware design was pretty much finished. Much of the software was inspired by the Lisa project (at least in what it looked like, but Jobs never wrote any code). The only thing that was purely "Steve" was the case. The Macintosh could have happened without him. To say that Woz was important early on is an understatement. He made the product. You can't start a company without something to sell. He quit Apple in 1987. He doesn't owe them anything.

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    2. Re:Woz has stopped working in 1987 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs joined the Macintosh project when he was forced out of the Lisa team. By that time, the hardware design was pretty much finished.

      Not according to Andy Hertzfeld. This article says that 3 of the 5 Mac hardware designs were done after Jobs joined the team.

      Raskin left in 1982, more than a year and a half before the Mac shipped. He was frustrated because Jobs was pushing the platform in a different direction than Raskin envisioned.

      Macintosh could have happened without Jobs, but it would have been an entirely different machine.

    3. Re:Woz has stopped working in 1987 by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      The revisions after Steve joined amounted to adding the SCC, doubling the RAM and condensing the random logic down to PALs. Jobs had absolutely nothing to do with that. It's true that the Mac didn't turn out anything like Jef Raskin envisioned, it would have been interesting to see what he would have built. Bill Atkinson and Burrel Smith built the hardware and the software respectively. I think Steve Jobs' contribution was less obvious: he was the sheer force of will behind the Mac. His "reality distortion field" convinced everyone that they could change the face of computing. There was no one "father of the Macintosh", there were dozens of people responsible for it's creation. They deserve credit too.

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  52. Now, what have you done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I showed a small fraction of mine from commercial software, tech trade shows, freeware/shareware (& there are many more) & books, magazines (there's newspapers articles too, but I'd have to hunt them ALL down, not fun) - so for all your "talk"?

    * Where's what you've done, EVER, that was noted as any good by anyone else??

    (Without the above to your credit, & better + earlier than I did it, & as over as long a timeframe? Please... make us laugh some more, Mr. "Armchair QB", lol...)

    APK

    P.S.=> See subject-line above: I don't see too many "anonymous cowards" software programs out there, lol... & thus, "here endeth the lesson" (your replies will be further evasions of the question in my subject-line above, & more illogical adhominem attack off topic b.s. I predict)...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Now, what have you done? by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      So you haven't actually done anything in 10 years and know nothing about modern operating systems? How nice of you. The only programs you have for show are some little freeware utilities that do exactly one thing. Writing such programs isn't especially hard or time-taking. I bet I did more complicated projects when I was 10 years old.

  53. bump by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

    Praise for Dennis Ritchie += 1

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    He once inserted random mutations into his code, just so he could have the experience of debugging.
  54. Faantastic idea, and well-deserved. by davevr · · Score: 1

    I am so excited that members of the community finally came out and publically supported this figure whom we have all admired for so long. I can't think of another individual who has inspired so many members of the tech community to feel better about themselves - if only for a few virtual minutes - in our times of loneliness and isolation. Many of us as young men spent hours on the internet when there was even the hint of some unreleased file, image, or video. I know that I personally would never have bothered to learn how to configure a firewall if it wasn't for my being so inspired to get that torrent of Wild Things... And though we may have publically mocked her as a nuclear physicist in that Bond movie , we all secretly know exactly what "Christmas" present we wanted to see unwrapped...

    What? Dennis?

    oh... nevermind...

  55. huh? by pbjones · · Score: 1

    Jobs is old news, and no-one has though of a Steve day. As much as Dennis Ritchie has contributed to UNIX and C, I can't see any reason why he should have an official day for him. In the end we all die.

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  56. Bollocks by bytesex · · Score: 1

    "We now have to remark on the elephant in the room. If Dennis Ritchie hadn't died just after Steve Jobs, there would probably have been no suggestion of a day to mark his achievements."

    1) I didn't know that there was a 'Steve Jobs' day. I predict it will be rapidly forgotten.

    2) Yes, a Dennis Ritchie day is more appropriate. Same as when Ronald Knuth were to die.

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  57. Just a geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that may as well have been a minion for all he did to get this technology in to the hands of the people. It's Amazon, Apple, and E-bay that empowered the people. There are scenarios (where Steve Jobs wasn't on the scene for example) whereby nobody would have heard about this guy or Unix, except an inner elite, that nobody really likes or cares about anyway...

  58. As I suspected, & check the dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't done anything, ever, @ all/whatsoever, & you see fit to give others guff who have? Please - people call others like you, this term: "Armchair Quarterback"...

    "So you haven't actually done anything in 10 years" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:06AM (#37892290)

    First of all - Check the dates of some of what I put up... you don't read very well, do you? They're more recent than that... far more recent.

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    "The only programs you have for show are some little freeware utilities that do exactly one thing." - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:06AM (#37892290)

    Try 40-50 different things, & over 40 of them over time online... Plus, I haven't even shown you them all, only a tiny partial list of some "favs" of mine.

    I've also done 30 "enterprise class" information systems, apps that help doctors diagnose eye conditions, & far more professionally as a coder too circa 1995-presently.

    ---

    "Writing such programs isn't especially hard or time-taking. I bet I did more complicated projects when I was 10 years old." - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:06AM (#37892290)

    Ok, big talker - Again: Where are your programs you claim to have written then??

    1.) Did they make books, magazines, newspapers??

    2.) Did they make top rated technical trade show contests???

    3.) Did they end up as commercially sold code????

    (Mine have done "all of the above", & more than once... & that's only the stuff I have put out above, I have more...)

    * Like I said before earlier & I know definitely wager I am correct on - I did all that (doubtless before you were out of diapers!)

    APK

    P.S.=> As far as my "not knowing anything about modern operating systems"?

    "and know nothing about modern operating systems? How nice of you. " - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:06AM (#37892290)

    I think you'd better look @ this (how to secure modern Windows NT-based Operating Systems - I've been doing THAT type of thing, since 1997 to present as well online, & it works (& is rated very, Very, VERY HIGHLY nearly everyplace online it is):

    http://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=%22HOW+TO+SECURE+Windows+2000%2FXP%22&btnG=Search

    I wrote that, & it's bar-none, the best of its kind (regarding "modern operating systems").

    It's used to "immunize" a Windows system, I effectively use the principles in "layered security" possibles!

    http://www.bing.com/search?q=%22HOW+TO+SECURE+Windows+2000%2FXP%22&go=&form=QBRE

    Bing shows the same as GOOGLE does, & I get the "top spots" in both search engines (without trying to "SEO" it either as many others do).

    I.E./E.G.-> I have done so since 1997-1998 with the most viewed, highly rated guide online for Windows security there really is which came from the fact I also created the 1st guide for securing Windows, highly rated @ NEOWIN (as far back as 1998-2001) here:

    http://www.neowin.net/news/apk-a-to-z-internet-speedup--security-text

    & from as far back as 1997 -> http://web.archive.org/web/20020205091023/www.ntcompatible.com/article1.shtml which Neowin above picked up on & rated very highly.

    That has evolved more currently, into the MOST viewed & highly rated one there is for years now since 2008 online

    1. Re:As I suspected, & check the dates by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      And yet in your stupid hosts file stuff you use 127.0.0.1 and flood your local HTTP daemon and other ports with useless requests that need to time out EVERY FUCKING TIME, SLOWING DOWN BROWSER AND WHOLE SYSTEM as more threads need do be created and applications need to wait for the time out.

      Maybe you're too stupid to see why this i a problem, but that wouldn't surprise me BECAUSE YOU'RE A NOOB AND JUST GOT SERVED!

  59. it should be a memorial by t2t10 · · Score: 1

    The day should be a memorial to the millions of man years and thousands of lives lost to pointer errors and uncaught arithmetic errors due to the fact that the C language provides no facilities for helping in their prevention.

  60. Possibly by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    My feeling about BSD was that the magic bullet was that it was adopted by universities. You may be right and had this not happened they would have adopted something else, but I suspect that the something else would have been more fragmented.

    64k? You had 64k? When the price fell on SRAM we built a 32k expansion board for our TI9900 based industrial computers and we thought Christmas had arrived already. That was the first multitasking kernel I ever worked on. I still have to remind myself that just one of those controlled an automated test and measurement plant that literally caused engineers to stand open-mouthed and then ask "how did you do that?". Nowadays, we would use a network of controllers to handle that job. Something did go a bit wrong, somewhere.

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    1. Re:Possibly by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Yes, I actually had 64k, after a few years of using an upgrade from 4k to 16k. Those were the days - you learned to write in assembler, and to pre-calculate the address of every jmp so that you could load each chunk of code, one after another, into memory and it would "just work" ... or "just hang".

      I agree, we lost a lot when we no longer had to "think smart" and really understand what's going on under the hood. Case in point - years later, I wrote a program to exercise the disk drives using assembler instead of c, and achieved more than 150% of the throughput on both reads and writes that the specs gave (twin WD Caviar 85meg hds on a 286/20 with 2 megs of ram). C is great, I love it, but it's not the optimal solution for everything.

  61. You're burned yourself badly here, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FIRST - I don't use 127.0.0.1, first of all (you're WRONG):

    "And yet in your stupid hosts file stuff you use 127.0.0.1" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:58AM (#37892484)

    See the above, lol... you're WRONG (I use 0, or 0.0.0.0).

    ---

    "and flood your local HTTP daemon and other ports with useless requests that need to time out EVERY FUCKING TIME, SLOWING DOWN BROWSER AND WHOLE SYSTEM as more threads need do be created and applications need to wait for the time out." - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:58AM (#37892484)

    SECOND - YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN, & I'll even have Mr. Oliver Day of SECURITYFOCUS.COM back me on it, as far as what HOSTS files do for websurfers:

    A RETURN TO THE KILLFILE:

    http://www.securityfocus.com/columnists/491

    Some "PERTINENT QUOTES/EXCERPTS" to back up my points with (for starters):

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    "The host file on my day-to-day laptop is now over 16,000 lines long. Accessing the Internet -- particularly browsing the Web -- is actually faster now."

    Speed, and security, is the gain... others like Mr. Day note it as well!

    ---

    Per my points exactly, no less... & guess who was posting about HOSTS files a 14++ yrs. or more back & Mr. Day was reading & now using? Yours truly (& this is one of the later ones, from 2001 http://www.furtherleft.net/computer.htm (but the example HOSTS file with my initials in it is FAR older, circa 1998 or so) or thereabouts, and referred to later by a pal of mine who moderates NTCompatible.com (where I posted on HOSTS for YEARS (1997 onwards)) -> http://www.ntcompatible.com/thread28597-1.html !

    ---

    "Maybe you're too stupid to see why this i a problem." - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:58AM (#37892484)

    Ahem/THIRD: See above... lol, & perhaps YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT TURNING OFF THE LOCAL DNS CLIENTSIDE CACHE SERVICE IN WINDOWS (for large HOSTS files only) WHICH STOPS ANY SLOWDOWNS, & also saves CPU/RAM, & other forms of I/O associated with that unnecessary service running (not the http daemon as you stated by the by also)..

    (AND, because the HOSTS file is just a FILE, like any other? IT GETS CACHED BY LOCAL KERNELMODE DISKCACHE SUBSYSTEMS, for speed of access/re-access)

    Please, I am going to tell you what you TRIED to tell me & where wrong about: LEARN YOUR MODERN OPERATING SYSTEMS BOY AND HOW THEY WORK!

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    "but that wouldn't surprise me BECAUSE YOU'RE A NOOB AND JUST GOT SERVED!" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:58AM (#37892484)

    No, I don't just *THINK* this, I truly now KNOW this: You're the noob that just got served, & for opening your BIG MOUTH & INSERTING YOUR OWN FOOT INTO IT.

    * How's it taste? The bitter "taste of defeat"?? Absolutely... see the above!

    APK

    P.S.=> This? Ah, I just GOTTA SAY IT, as-per-my-usual with noobs like yourself: This was just "too, Too, TOO EASY - just '2EZ'"...

    Now I KNOW why you "talk a big game" but have zero to show for yourself in freeware/shareware, commercial softwares code, or your work being featured in any publications of note in the computer sciences arena (as I have to them all), lol, per the above... BOTTOM-LINE HERE IS "know your role boy", and you just smoked yourself... badly!

    ... apk

    1. Re:You're burned yourself badly here, lol... apk by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      Yes, because turning off your local DNS cache in favor hosts file REALLY SPEEDS THINGS UP. Look noob, why don't you put slashdot.org to your hosts file as 127.0.0.1 AND GO TALK ABOUT HOSTS FILE THERE ALONE.

  62. LMAO - illogical adhominem attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that all you've got now, along w/ egg on UR face? That's always what your type is left w/, especially after your BLATANT SCREWUPS HERE (lol, huge ones) -> http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894

    (Your calling ME that, noob, earlier? LMAO - Please... you got fried by your own blatant stupidity, especially after YOU tried to tell ME "know your modern operating systems", lol...)

    Apparently so.

    Like I stated in my 1st post, I knew this would be all "your kind" has in the end (wannabes & armchair QB's in the art & science of computing)... Where you showed us ALL here reading, just who the "noob" is (you).

    Same, same, same "last resort of the defeated trolls of /.", illogical adhominem attacks, & not even the GRACE to accept defeat you only brought on yourself, due to your lack of TECHNICAL ACUMEN in computing.

    Your reward's looking foolish, especially after trying to "take me on", & failing, & tossing names etc./et al, after your massive screwup on how HOSTS files work now too!

    (Not only you shooting your mouth off calling me noob & saying writing wares is trivial etc. but you have NONE YOURSELF TO SHOW, & certainly none others noted as good either in publications in this field of computing, either - lots of talk, no action, that's you!)

    * Heh... always the same, lmao - SEE MY SUBJECT-LINE ABOVE, & thank you for also proving my initial posts' "p.s." correct in its predictions as have others here as well... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> Ahem - Now that the NOOB hakahaka has been burned by his own big mouth, & utter ignorance of how HOSTS files work (as well as saying he has done wares but can't produce evidence of it, & certainly none that were noted by others in respected publications, commercial software, etc. either on his part)?

    Well... All I can say, as-per-my-usual, is this:

    This> This was just "too, Too, TOO EASY - just '2EZ'"

    ... apk

    1. Re:LMAO - illogical adhominem attacks? by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      And yet you're just a noob free/shareware author. Best of all, you've only done your little freeware programs back TWO DECADES AGO and yet still, in 2011, you look back at that time and think how such a great person you have been. Hilarious. Would you let your teen age little freeware crap programs die already and move to adult age here in the 2010's?

      I am a professional software author. I would say too, but you're not. I work for a very successful company along with other highly skilled persons. Do you know why you don't? Because you're a noob who developed some freeware crap back in the 90's and nothing anymore. I have developed software for machines that have been used to battle, defeat and destroy hundreds of thousands enemy combatants and terrorists. My software has changed a lot of things in this world. All you have developed is some little crappy programs and go on and on about hosts file like it's some new miracle. You know what, HOSTS FILE SUCKS.

  63. Prove ur "big words" (more evasions from U next?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You evade that constantly anyhow when ur asked: I already have, on many grounds (including commercially sold highly esteemed work for "enterprise class" systems that are millions of lines in length Client-Server design systems, & others for a Certified Microsoft Partner no less), & I've worked in the Fortune 100-500 many times (Lockheed Martin, Goulds Pumps, & others for example), doing MIS/IS/IT database information systems work (for "steady-eddy" bread-N-butter - shareware/freeware was just "sharpening the sword" on the side, learning more).

    "I am a professional software author" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @01:26PM (#37897132)

    As I am, for over 17++ yrs. now no less, & one who's received a decent amount of acclaim for it no less here... how about you? Oh, we already KNOW you have ZERO ON THAT ACCOUNT, lol... your evasions prove that much for us, easily.

    * So, prove what you said... no, you'll evade it once again, & you certainly couldn't show you've done MORE than I have, EARLIER, & TO BETTER ACCLAIM IN RESPECTED PUBLICATIONS as I had many times, all while YOU WERE STILL IN DIAPERS... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> Now, if THIS makes me a "zero"? Then you are certainly LESS THAN ZERO, lol:

    "All you have developed is some little crappy programs and go on and on about hosts file like it's some new miracle." - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @01:26PM (#37897132)

    I never called it a miracle.

    I only produced MULTIPLE PROOFS (you know - the thing you're "not big on" to back up your big talk but no action on your end, lol), & how it works for better speed, & online security...

    In fact - Let's use Mr. Oliver Day of SECURITYFOCUS.COM on that account again, shall we?

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    SLASHDOT USERS EXPERIENCING SUCCESS USING HOSTS FILES QUOTED VERBATIM:

    ---

    "Ever since I've installed a host file (http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm) to redirect advertisers to my loopback, I haven't had any malware, spyware, or adware issues. I first started using the host file 5 years ago." - by TestedDoughnut (1324447) on Monday December 13, @12:18AM (#34532122)

    "I also use the MVPS ad blocking hosts file." - by Rick17JJ (744063) on Wednesday January 19, @03:04PM (#34931482)

    "I use ad-Block and a hostfile" - by Ol Olsoc (1175323) on Tuesday March 01, @10:11AM (#35346902)

    "^^ One of the many reasons why I like the user-friendliness of the /etc/hosts file." - by lennier1 (264730) on Saturday March 05, @09:26PM (#35393448)

    "I use a custom /etc/hosts to block ads... my file gets parsed basically instantly ... So basically, for any modern computer, it has zero visible impact. And even if it took, say, a second to parse, that would be more than offset by the MANY seconds saved by not downloading and rendering ads. I have noticed NO ill effects from running a custom /etc/hosts file for the last several years. And as a matter of fact I DO run http servers on my computers and I've never had an /etc/hosts-related problem... it FUCKING WORKS and makes my life better overall." - by sootman (158191) on Monday July 13 2009, @11:47AM (#28677363) Homepage Journal

    "I do use Hosts, for a couple fake domains I use." - by icebraining (1313345) on Saturday December 11, @09:34AM (#34523012) Homepage

    "They've been on my HOSTS block for years" - by ScottCooperDotNet (929575) on Thursday August 05 2010, @01:52AM (#33147212)

    "Better than an ad blocker, imo. Hosts file entries: http://www.mvps.or

  64. Re:Prove ur "big words" (more evasions from U next by hakahaka · · Score: 1

    I can't show my projects to you because they are classified information. Unlike your little freeware programs.

  65. Right... lol, what a LOAD OF B.S.! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject line above, & these "fine showings" of yours (lol, not)... Man - you CANNOT pay for this kind of entertainment!

    * 3 "classic examples" thereof:

    hakuhaku said I needed to learn more on "modern operating systems" & YET HE BLEW IT ON HOSTS FILES:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894

    hakuhaku said he's a professional coder, but when asked for proof of it? LMAO - EVASIONS ON HIS PART ONLY, nothing to "back up his big mouth writing checks his mouth cannot ca$h (the troll tactic of last resort)!

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37892368

    hakuhaku said he's a professional coder, AGAIN, but when asked for proof of it? LMAO - see the post I just replied to!

    (Trollish evasions galore... off topic no less, as seems to be his trollish usual!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Give up kid - You're way, Way, WAY OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE, bigtime... especially per your "fine examples" above, lol... apk

    1. Re:Right... lol, what a LOAD OF B.S.! by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      Where is your league, in diapers?

  66. "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37897918

    APK

    P.S.=> Get over your geek angst: You only did the above, to yourself... nobody else - & if you're going to "talk a good game", then @ least be able to BACK IT UP WITH PROOFS & CORRECT COMPUTER SCIENCES BASED INFORMATION @ least!

    (Like your blunder on HOSTS files especially shows you cannot do, yet you told myself "to learn more on modern operating systems"? Please - speak for yourself!)

    Yes, you certainly "did yourself in" in the link above, & the posts of yours it led to (that I dismantled point-by-point, easily!)

    ... apk

    1. Re:"Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      And where did you get your magical computer skills, oh my apk? What school you went to? What you did when you were a teen?

  67. Here's 1 degree of 2 proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I was also a lettering athlete/1st string starter (as a freshman no less) &, for a many time NCAA Division II national and league champion in the sport of Lacrosse:

    http://lemoynedolphins.com/sports/mlax/history/mlaxletterwinners

    * See letter "K", 1985...

    (That's for the 1st of 2 degrees (B.S.) around the computer sciences (MIS minor) & CSC A.A.S. was earned in another school later on (I do schooling periodically still even, because of keeping skills "updated" with new tools/techniques, etc.-et al)).

    APK

    P.S.=> Bottom-line here though, is this: No matter WHERE I went to school? I still can show that I did more & better than you can in the computer sciences arena, period!

    (& earlier too, + longer duration)

    All of good note on my part in respected publications, tech trade shows, & commercial software code credit to my name (along with open source, freeware & shareware too) than you do... plus your utter fails here:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37897918

    You had NONE of the above, & evaded proofs of it when you were asked for them as well... which of course, makes you look even futher the "big talking armchair QB" on your part, & an evasive troll also.

    Like I said earlier to you: "Cut your losses, give up while you are behind" essentially... lol, because your "fine showings" in the url link above? LMAO, priceless...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Here's 1 degree of 2 proof by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      And how is your marriage now? Or are you a hippy single guy with lots of girlfriends and you all just have casual sex with no commitments?

    2. Re:Here's 1 degree of 2 proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than ur wounded geek angst is. Especially after this http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894 where you burnt urself on hosts files tech issues badly, along with the fact you cannot backup what you say about yourself either.

      You show yourself to be a blowhard that talks a good game, but is nothing more than the armchair qb he's been said to be with no proof of his words as you have done to yourself saying you are a professional coder but you cannot produce a shred of proof proving that much, or anything else you stated about yourself, but trying to put down others like apk who have done fairly well at it and who have proof of it. Unlike yourself.

      Poor job on your part. You have to live with it now. Your off topic bullcrap isn't helping you now either. Learn to lose gracefully at least.

    3. Re:Here's 1 degree of 2 proof by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      Guess my last comment did its job as now you talk like a normal person again :-D

  68. I know him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't he the Irish Tenor on the Jack Ritchie Benny show?

  69. Seems others noted what I said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About your "fine showing" (lol, 'NOT') here http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894 after you said THIS to me especially:

    "So you haven't actually done anything in 10 years and know nothing about modern operating systems?" - by hakahaka (2485890) on Monday October 31, @04:06AM (#37892290) http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37892290

    Funniest part is? Well, ok, enumerated list time:

    1.) Some of that only SMALL PARTIAL LIST of my "favs" (far from all I could put out here no less of decent note around the computer sciences arena) is from the last couple years

    and

    2.) About "modern operating systems"?? LOL, see the 1st link above... tell us another good joke, ok???

    * As you can now see, others are commenting who are reading here, and your off topic b.s. isn't cutting it with them either... you only did this, to yourself.

    APK

    P.S.=> You opened your mouth & inserted your foot, all due to your wounded "geek pride", as others are noting here (which I find utterly hilarious @ this point)... apk

    1. Re:Seems others noted what I said by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      So you're still a virgin?

    2. Re:Seems others noted what I said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ur certainly not (anally haha), after u screwed urself so badly http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894 in that link there on hosts files and how they work in modern operating systems.

    3. Re:Seems others noted what I said by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      It's funny you still do this "others are commenting here too" shit apk, it's the same thing every time. You're not fooling anyone apk.

    4. Re:Seems others noted what I said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U didn't fool anyone here Mr. Armchair QB-Big Talker http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894 because there you showed us all reading you don't know squat about modern operating systems and how hosts files work on them. You also don't have a thing to show for yourself as a professional coder though you said you were as well. Apk did to all of the above to his credit though. Not good on your part. Look at the bright side of it at least. You're not a virgin anymore, because you screwed yourself, hahaha. I'm not apk and I am pointing out your big fail here in that link above. That did in whatever little credibility you have around here and you did do that to yourself.

    5. Re:Seems others noted what I said by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      Hey apk.. I mean, mr. anonymous guy who isn't apk. Do you even know how to code with PHP?

    6. Re:Seems others noted what I said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I code fluently in roughly 15 computer languages. I don't waste a lot of time on PHP &/or MySQL (or LAMP for that matter), though I have used them (and even taken coursework in them), & here's why:

      Keeping it "apples-to-apples" too, in terms of the types of software used, LAMP vs. MS stacks for business & development tools!

      ---

      FIRST, OPERATING SYSTEMS:

      Vulnerability Report: Microsoft Windows Server 2008: (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/18255/?task=advisories

      Unpatched 3% (4 of 153 Secunia advisories)

      vs. Linux's "latest/greatest" KERNEL ONLY (mind you, just a kernel - toss on the rest of what's in a full linux server distro? You'd have even MORE than this (which is 4x++ that of Windows Server ALONE)):

      ---

      Vulnerability Report: Linux Kernel 2.6.x (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/2719/?task=advisories

      Unpatched 6% (18 of 281 Secunia advisories)

      ---

      AND YES, there are 3 remotely vulnerable unpatched security problem outstanding in Linux there too, unpatched (despite all the "Open 'SORES' eyes" out there to fix it (yea, "right", not!))

      * Additionally/again - so it "sinks in":

      That's 4x++ more than the ENTIRE GAMUT of what MS gives folks to do business & build tools for it as well has & LAMP certainly cannot show less errors in unpatched security vulnerablities than 4-5 total from MS and ALL OF THEIR PRODUCT LINE IN CURRENT FORMS FOR BUSINESS & DEVELOPMENT, period...

      ---

      SECOND, DATABASE SYSTEMS:

      Vulnerability Report: Microsoft SQL Server 2008: (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/21744/

      Unpatched 0% (0 of 1 Secunia advisories)

      vs.

      Vulnerability Report: MySQL 5.x (10/30/2011):

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/8355/

      Unpatched 4% (1 of 26 Secunia advisories)

      ---

      THIRD, WEBSERVERS:

      Vulnerability Report: Microsoft Internet Information Services (IIS) 7.x: (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/17543/

      Unpatched 0% (0 of 6 Secunia advisories)

      vs.

      Vulnerability Report: Apache 2.2.x (10/30/2011):

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/9633/

      Unpatched 8% (2 of 25 Secunia advisories)

      ---

      FOURTH, DEVELOPMENT TOOLSETS:

      Vulnerability Report: Microsoft Visual Studio 2010: (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/30853/?task=advisories

      Unpatched 0% (0 of 2 Secunia advisories)

      Vulnerability Report: Microsoft .NET Framework 4.x
      (10/30/2011)

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/29592/

      Unpatched 0% (0 of 8 Secunia advisories)

      vs.

      Vulnerability Report: PHP 5.3.x (10/30/2011):

      http://secunia.com/advisories/product/27504/

      Unpatched 8% (1 of 13 Secunia advisories)

      ---

      * "Proofs in the pudding" & "argue with the numbers" + "read 'em & weep", penguins...

      (Simply because I could ALSO put out more... nearly ALL of what MS gives folks for business & development here, and they're STILL be ZERO UNPATCHED security vulnerabilities in MOST the rest of, if not all of, their apps they put out (per my normal list I post here of that),

    7. Re:Seems others noted what I said by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      How is that related to PHP in any way?

  70. PHP is part of the LAMP stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought THAT'd be rather obvious, lol, especially to you & that it's not very secure!

    Heck - I've shown that the entire LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP) insecure by comparison to MS' Toolsets for business & development... & the LAMP toolset's rather primitive & CRUDE by comparison to tools MS gives you, and it's certainly not as secure (in terms of unpatched vulnerabilities)) is how...

    * Anyhow, I am actually sort of sorry to see how badly you did, after your having the NERVE to call me "noob" & say I don't understand "modern operating systems" etc./et al, in your off topic illogical adhominem attacks you directed my way here repeatedly...

    I mean, lol... This "poor showing of yours" on HOSTS files did you in the worst though, no questions asked:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894

    (Even moreso than your claiming to be a professional coder, & yet, you have NO PROOF of that either... Whereas by way of comparison, I have truckloads of that from a partial list only I put up (could have put out far, Far, FAR MORE too), & from commercial software, books/magazines of respectable note, MS TechEd 2000-2002 trade show results, & a professional client-server MIS/IS/IT databasing career to go with that too for 17++ yrs. now on my part & more)...

    APK

    P.S.=> On coding though? Hey - imo @ least: It's NOT about languages, syntax of them, programming IDE's, or anything along those lines as far as coding (imo @ least): It's more a "SYSTEM OF THOUGHT", knowing what needs to be done conceptually & architecturally (meaning you have to know the problem or sought after goal first, then stuff it's intended to run on, & then you can actually start coding in WHATEVER language on it, after all that)... apk

    1. Re:PHP is part of the LAMP stack by hakahaka · · Score: 1

      You don't need webserver or MySQL for PHP. You can make standalone command line programs with it too. Hell, you can even make Windows programs!

  71. Wasn't my point (unpatched sec. vulns are). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather use more sophisticated toolsets that have less unpatched security vulnerabilities is all. Yes, I know it can be used on other platforms + w/ other toolsets & such also, but... starting out with unpatched security vulnerabilities isn't a SMART way to start - put it THAT way, & imo @ least!

    (The point you make though is why I like JAVA &/or Python so much lately, "multiplatform write once/run almost nearly anywhere", the "latest tools/languages" I've learned 2009 to present in fact).

    APK

    P.S.=> Man - This is going way, Way, WAY 'off topic' @ this point, so... I'll "bid you adieu" & say "brush up on how modern operating systems work" as a parting note -> http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2500566&cid=37894894 per your "fine showing" (lol, 'NOT') there on that very thing no less!

    (Especially after you called me "noob", & said I didn't understand how modern OS' work)...

    So - "better luck next time" (hopefully there won't BE one though)...

    ... apk