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US Marshals Ordered To Seize Righthaven Property

An anonymous reader writes "Troubled times ahead for Righthaven, as Ars Technica reports that the U.S. Marshals have been instructed 'to use "reasonable force" to seize $63,720.80 in cash and/or assets from the Las Vegas copyright troll after Righthaven failed to pay a court judgment from August 15.'"

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  1. take their servers and router by swschrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and sell them at sheriff's auction.

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  2. A pity... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm assuming that any real money(if Righthaven wasn't itself the assetless shell company being used by the real money) will already have been snuck of the premises by various means, with nothing but a bunch of leased office furniture and a few cheap suits on site; but some days watching those who would crush others with the force of law having their stuff dumped into the street and sold off is just satisfying...

    The cyclically-evicted members of the poor are all too familiar with the treatment; but we don't give it to the arrogant nearly as often as would be socially useful...

    1. Re:A pity... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Righthaven didn't even own the copyrights to the files they were suing about. I doubt they have much else. What really needs to happen is disbarment of their legal staff.

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  3. Eye For An Eye by Cylix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take their domain, computers and women!

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    1. Re:Eye For An Eye by melted+keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, we could find a use for their domain and computers, but what would we do with their women?

  4. Re:Make an example out of them by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Copyright laywer troll companies beware!

    Really?

    1. Set up shell company.
    2. Shake down people for easy money
    3. Pay yourself lots of money immediately.
    4. Let shell company go bankrupt.
    5. Profit!!!

    No question marks. This formula will be repeated over and over. Probably by the same people.

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  5. Re:they're in vegas? by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    go down to the local drug store, pick up a piece of posterboard, and put it on a stick (protest-style).
    print out/draw/whatever a giant-sized version of nelson muntz from the simpsons pointing a finger at the onlooker with a giant "ha-ha" balloon next to him. stand outside their offices for an hour or two as their shit is getting thrown in the street.

    for extra epic ironic insult win, get a friend to get another giant posterboard placard, and stand next to you. His placard should have an arrow pointing at yours and simply read "Copyrighted images used on these placards are protected by fair use laws of the United States."

  6. Re:Retribution by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is almost certain that any such database would end up in the hands of someone who should be in the database.

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