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Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies

Posted by samzenpus on from the one-man-mile-high-club dept.

Soon the loud passenger who's had too much to drink on your red-eye flight will be the least of your travel worries. Ryanair Airlines chief Michael O'Leary plans to launch an app that will allow passengers to watch porn on their tablets and smartphones during flight. Mr O'Leary told the Sun: "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices. Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" Best of all, the app could also be used to gamble or play games in case you got bored during the speaking parts of your in-flight adult movie.

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  1. I doubt it by norriefc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's Ryan Air, O'Leary pull these type of stunts every other month just for the free PR

  2. Skip the movie by coinreturn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And have the flight attendants give blowjobs instead.

  3. Re:Anyone remember that "Bad Idea Jeans" skit on S by Canazza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's more that, traditionally, playing pocket billiards is done at home, by your self, or with a very good friend, and not in a cramped tin box sitting next to a stranger.

    also, Aircraft air is stale enough without adding the musty odour of after-sex.

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  4. Re:This is not a good advertisement by icebraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're watching the wrong kind of porn. There is actually "nice" porn. Although I've never seen a man in it.

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