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Lost Russian Mars Probe Phones Home
astroengine writes "The lost Russian Mars mission Phobos-Grunt has made a surprise announcement: she's alive. According to the European Space Agency (ESA) in the early hours of Wednesday morning, a tracking station in Perth, Australia, picked up a signal from the ailing spacecraft."
She's alive? I felt sure being a probe it had to be part of a male.
"That's the way to do it" - Punch
... "I'm back"?
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The transmission from Phobos-Grunt was rather cryptic - it consisted only of the line "I will tear off my clothes for Putin".
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In Soviet Russia, the probe phones YOU!
Oh wait...
I don't have a sig.
n/t
Oh GlaDOS, you're so cute with your passive aggressive behavior. Great song though - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
completely off-topic, but why is the image/icon of Crocodile Dundee's hat attached to this Slashdot story?
Because Perth is in Australia, see TFSummary.
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>a tracking station in Perth, Australia, picked up a signal from the ailing spacecraft.
I guess it gets put there automatically if a story gets tagged with 'austrailia'
I care not for your karma and your mod points.
completely off-topic, but why is the image/icon of Crocodile Dundee's hat attached to this Slashdot story?
The tracking station in Perth, Australia picked it up. As close as Slashcode can get to Australia is Crocodile Dundee (as, opposed to, for example, Nicole Kidman). Which brings up another OT point, how come we don't have a Russian icon. A samovar with Putin's face worked into it? A double eagle with Putin's face worked into it? Anything with Putin's face worked into it?
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
cowboy Neil decided to take on crocodiles :)
epic sig..... ya i got nothing
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.
It would be nice if someone had something intelligent to say about this. All I've got is questions, but perhaps I haven't read all the relevant dox. 1) Was the Perth station able to locate the probe? Is its current trajectory now known? If so, does this mean communication can be restored, and perhaps it can be recovered? I mean, the mission recovered, not bringing the spacecraft back down to Earth.
The cyber hackers changed the commands and they just downloaded the new code. Welcome Back!
How about a picture of Sean Connery?
Ahhhhh...run for your lives. Or better : we need a bald girl and a machine girl loving guy to calm down V'ger.
V'ger comes back and digitizes all of us.
Just an FYI, here is a link to Slashdots topic icons. I have been checking this site out for nearly a decade and I don't think I have seen one third of these actually used.
http://slashdot.org/topics.shtml
The Mars icon or the Space icons could also have been used for this topic.
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Am I the only one paranoid enough to wonder if the "probe" was supposed to end up in earth orbit? Maybe not in this case, but wouldn't the best surprise attack be something that appears to be an embarrassing failure?
Chuck Testa
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it does not pay to take chances.
Reading things like "she was lost" and "she's finally sent a weak signal" and stuff like that make me sad and want to send a rescue mission to save this hunk of metal and hydrazine flying through space.
I wait for comments ... a do many other fans.
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
Not appropriate at all. Nothing about this relates to the Portal world. Doom references are far more appropriate.
how come we don't have a Russian icon. A samovar with Putin's face worked into it? A double eagle with Putin's face worked into it? Anything with Putin's face worked into it?
How about a picture of Sean Connery?
With Putin's face worked into it?
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They should use the moon as the stable point in the sky to help them track and navigate it. I'm not sure if they have that kind of technical know how, it sounds like its a fairly new dish.
The message was: "OMG OMG OMG I'M IN SPACE!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHibe7XxZAQ
http://xkcd.com/695/
completely off-topic, but why is the image/icon of Crocodile Dundee's hat attached to this Slashdot story?
That's not a probe.
This is a probe.
Need I say more?
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I've fallen, and can't get up!!
Portal 2 was interesting in some respects, but fell far short of portal 1.
D'Brai of the Council addressed the Council as follows: "Fellow Council members, did not K'Breel assure us that the Blue Planet invader was neutralized, that eight or more Martian warriors had plugged all of its orfices with their sacrificial ichor? Did he not assure us that the invader was dead and that we were safe? Yet the Blue Planet reports that this invader is alive after all, and that the Na'Sa invader Curiosity (with its PU-36 explosive space modulator style power supply and phot'onic probe) is to follow! They are even now holding a celebration of the launch of these invaders, a celebration called Thanks'Giving! My fellow Council members, K'Breel has clearly been remiss in his duties to keep us warned, and should be removed as Speaker of the Council!"
At this, Speaker K'Breel had D'Brai removed from the speaking-platform by force, immobilized with a paralyzation beam, stripped naked, posed in the position of a Blue Planet turkey, gutted, stuffed, oven-roasted while still (barely) alive, and served to the Council members for dinner. As the Council members washed down the last of D'Brai with Pale Red Martian Ale, K'Breel asked if any other Council member thought he was remiss in his duties to "keep us warned". The silence was so profound that you could have heard a single drop of ichor fall.
Soviet Russia jokes are the other way around..
by providing distinguishably fluctuating levels of artificial stupidity.
Lander story time: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/3823/today-we-tell-stories#3262375
4chan may be the cesspit of the internets, but sometimes they make worthwhile things.
According to this illustration, it seems every single probe they send to mars is an utter failiure.
http://www.planetary.org/image/mars-exploration-family-portrait.jpg
(1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
Thisiswhattheyreceived is what they heard...