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Wounded Copyright Troll Still Alive and Kicking

Hugh Pickens writes "Steve Green writes that even as defendants who defeated Righthaven in court and won their attorney's fees complain they haven't been paid a total of $216,000 and try to seize Righthaven assets, the copyright troll proved that it is alive and kicking by filing a brief that District Judge James Mahan in Las Vegas was wrong to find an Oregon nonprofit was protected by fair use in posting an entire R-J story on the relationship between immigrants and Las Vegas police. A key factor in Mahan's decision was that the defendant, the Center for Intercultural Organizing in Portland, couldn't harm the market for a copyright to the story Righthaven obtained for lawsuit purposes from Stephens Media. Mahan also 'found that because the work was a news article, the totality of its content was informational and permissible for productive use by others,' Righthaven's outside attorney Shawn Mangano wrote in his brief that 'in reaching this erroneous conclusion, the district court failed to accord any degree of creative effort to the work (story) whatsoever.' In a second appeals brief, Mangano appeared to face an uphill challenge in arguing that Righthaven had standing to sue or should have been allowed to sue after amending its Stephens Media lawsuit contract to fix defects — assertions rejected so far by six Nevada judges. The defendants in the appeals have not yet filed their briefs, and it's likely to be months before the appeals court hears arguments on the cases."

44 comments

  1. Solution by durrr · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Appropriate the internal organs of righthaven lawyers whenever they show up in court.

    1. Re:Solution by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Nah - you'd get done by the local feudal Lord or King for troll harvesting. Fireball is the way to go.

    2. Re:Solution by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      Appropriate the internal organs of righthaven lawyers whenever they show up in court.

      That is just an offal idea...

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    3. Re:Solution by Hentes · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just don't go for the spine, you won't find any.

    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes with something that causes large amounts of damage to it ability to procreate ie stick it in a microwave for 30 seconds ...

      or irradiate it

    5. Re:Solution by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      No. Detain the external dangling organs of the lawyers (different organs for male of female) in the court room. The rest of the lawyers may leave - indeed, should be encouraged to leave, or just plain dragged away. But the dangly organs should be detained in the court room.

      If you're feeling so inclined, you could provide the lawyers with a knife. As long as it's blunt.

      What was that creepy-fun film I saw a while ago ... ? 127 Hours.
      Picture the same general situation, but with much less appealing characters without redeeming features. And a blunter knife.
      Making them drink their own piss wouldn't be a bad idea either.

      Hey, this is beginning to sound good! Something useful to do with lawyers. Or we could use them for street lamps, I suppose.

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  2. Shewtin's too good for 'em. by bmo · · Score: 0

    The Righthaven jerks do not even own the copyright. They have no standing whatsoever. How are they getting away with this without sanctions? I really want to know why. There really isn't any dispute about who owns the copyrights.

    The time when taking the vexatious plaintiffs out to the desert and staking them down next to a fire-ant hill is acceptable keeps getting closer every day.

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    1. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Judges used to be lawyers. So you are seeing a part of the Good-ol-boy network in action.

      It's how cops that are dirty or evil get protected by other cops.

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    2. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Moryath · · Score: 2

      Don't forget how politicians enter into the mix - take a look at how many US politicians started out as lawyers.

      Then again, anyone from an honest profession can't afford to spend the amount of money it takes to run these days.

    3. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently have never dealt with lawyers before. Those dudes will put someones nuts in a vice (especially other lawyers) just because it amuses them. They *LOVE* to fuck each other over.

      Judges follow the rules. They go out of their way to follow them. As they do not want cases handed back to them (by higher up lawyers saying they are total screwups...). Screw up enough times and judges find themselves without a job...

    4. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time when taking the vexatious plaintiffs out to the desert and staking them down next to a fire-ant hill is acceptable keeps getting closer every day.

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      Now that sounds like an extremely interesting way of dealing with these idiots

    5. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Baloroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Huh? Righthaven was ruled against, by multiple judges. They missed several deadlines to pay the fees, and US Marshals were ordered to seize their property (not sure how that turned out). To be honest, I'm not even sure how or why they can still file briefs.

      If anything, Righthaven is an example of the legal system actually working more or less as it should: frivolous lawsuits get thrown out and the defendants get paid their legal fees. Or will, if Righthaven ever actually obeys the law.

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    6. Re:Shewtin's too good for 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even sure how or why they can still file briefs.

      Because, unfortunately, none of their lawyers have been disbarred yet.

  3. Of course it's still alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the only way to kill a troll is either acid or fire. Excuse me while I get the gasoline and matches.

    1. Re:Of course it's still alive by durrr · · Score: 1

      The power of acid or fire is largely symbolic when it comes to troll slaying and the general weapon of choice is something along the line of a "slightly sour giant greatsword of ridiculous electric discharge and decaptitation"
      As such you just need to voimit on either the troll or the stick you're planning to beat it with. And given the general repulsiveness of righthaven this should happen even if you're not planning on doing so.

  4. so can i break the GPL and claim fair use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    after all, the entire legal foundation of the GPL is based on the enforcability of copyright law.

    1. Re:so can i break the GPL and claim fair use? by bmo · · Score: 1

      No you cannot, Dan Wallace. You lost and therefore cemented the issue forever. Deal with it.

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    2. Re:so can i break the GPL and claim fair use? by fotbr · · Score: 2

      You can claim anything you like. Whether it stands up in court is a different matter though.

  5. SCO Redux by Compaqt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many of you feel we're still going to be hearing about the ghost of Wronghaven for years to come?

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    1. Re:SCO Redux by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If this is SCO redux and we're going to hear about this for 7 more years, I suppose we should shoot them now.

      I give you the most censored routine in history.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyPFQKpRnd0

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  6. Did I drop that? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why zombie lawyers are the most feared D&D monsters. There is always something you should have been keeping in your inventory to kill them but didn't.

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    1. Re:Did I drop that? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Rule #2: Double Tap.

    2. Re:Did I drop that? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      are they like green slime? only fire will do?

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    3. Re:Did I drop that? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      If your the rogue, and your warrior, mage, and cleric are dead, have beaten the green slime to 1 health, then suddenly realize you dropped that fire whip scroll because it was only worth 3 coins, yes. :)

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  7. Double-tap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Columbus, Zombieland

    (describing rule #2) "You need to get a gun and learn how to use it which leads me to my second rule, the double tap. In those moments when you're not sure that the undead are really dead-dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets, I mean one more clean shot to the head. You can avoid becoming a human happy meal. Woulda, shoulda, coulda."

  8. Don't confuse delaying making the payment by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With a legitimate argument. Sure they are going to appeal. Because they are out of business if they don't.

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    1. Re:Don't confuse delaying making the payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a legitimate argument. Sure they are going to appeal. Because they are out of business if they don't.

      Without a legitimate argument they are going to appeal, because the lawyers are out of work if they don't.

  9. As a non american i'd like to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many levels of appeal there are in the united states. In most countries, it is two (one to the appeal court then one to the supreme court). Whenever I hear about the united states, I'm under the impression it is much more than two.

  10. They think they still have assets worth suing for? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    Seize those too.

  11. Give 'em some room by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You don't want to stand near a dinosaur that's sinking in the tar pit, it tends to lash out.

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  12. News isn't creative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is news 'creative'? Tabloid's maybe but not news. Mangano's more of a huckster than a lawyer.

  13. Wasn't the transfer the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the major issue with RightHaven, and the reason they were defeated in court was that they weren't legally allowed to have the right to sue transferred to them by the copyright owners.

    Essentially, they are making an argument to the courts, when the courts have already decided that they cannot argue a case at all.

    To do the car analogy for those that need it, it's like arguing that Volvo should update the in-car computer for their cars when you don't even own a Volvo.

    1. Re:Wasn't the transfer the problem? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      To do the car analogy for those that need it, it's like arguing that Volvo should update the in-car computer for their cars when you don't even own a Volvo.

      Not exactly, everyone's entitled to have an opinion on what Volvo should do to their cars' computers (in general) whether they own one or not.

      It's more like demanding that Volvo update the computer on *your* Volvo when you don't even own a Volvo (though perhaps that was what you meant anyway?!)

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    2. Re:Wasn't the transfer the problem? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well it seems the problem was that they bought copyrights to a story that has no market besides them, so someone copying the article isn't in fact hurting their market.

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    3. Re:Wasn't the transfer the problem? by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      well it seems the problem was that they bought copyrights to a story that has no market besides them

      No, that's not what happened. Righthaven bought the _right to sue for copyright infringement_. And several judges told them, completely logical, that if you don't own the copyright, then you have no standing to sue, and it doesn't matter if the copyright holder sells you the right to sue.

      Let's say you go to Avis and pay them money to rent a car for two weeks. So for two weeks you have the right to drive their car. Except if you lose your driving license. In that case you don't have the right to drive the car, even though Avis sold you the right to drive it.

  14. Just Surrender Already by retroworks · · Score: 1

    Let's just divide everything in the world into patents. Like, Written on QWERTY vs. Not-Written-on-QWERTY. Patent on English, corresponding Patent on Non-English, whatever. Then we auction off the two patents for a trillion dollars and let the two trolls sue each other to hell.

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  15. Re:mod 0P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fail goatse trick link is fail.

  16. Creative effort in news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Those two don't belong together.

  17. What is the point of copyright? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    I get that if someone copies a work with no revenue, they cannot be sued for lost revenue. But if copyright is owned by the copyright owner, and is their right to not allow copying, then I do not understand how someone who obviously copied something can still be innocent. They would be guilty, but not liable for damages. They should at most have to pay for the plaintiff's legal fees if being taken to court is what it took.

    In the case of film and music there are huge disproportionate criminal fines in place, and you'd think it would be the same with journalism... but I guess the lobbyists weren't aggressive enough to steer the law their way!?

  18. fire? by jamesh · · Score: 1

    it's been decades since i played any sort of D&D games but don't you need fire to stop trolls regenerating?

  19. "Degree of Creativity" and News Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Righthaven Attorney Mangano wrote in his brief that "the district court failed to accord any degree of creative effort to the work".

    As I recall from my education in journalism "no degree of creative effort" is the key to a news story. It's what makes a news story a news story, instead of "A tabloid fabrication, gossip, tittle-tattle, invention, expansion, propaganda, fiction or any other kind of crap." as the instructor used to say. He'd also say, "Do your creative writing somewhere else." if you gave him something that wasn't solid information.

    This means that while Righthaven Attorney Mangano's assertion may be a compliment to the journalist, it ain't an argument against the judge's ruling.

  20. Other missing organs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Just don't go for the spine, you won't find any.

    There's no heart or brain, either. Just a giant liver, full of bile. And alcohol.

  21. There is a critical flaw in Righthaven's argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "....Righthaven had standing to sue or should have been allowed to sue after amending its Stephens Media..."

    Sorry, but that "amended" contract with Stephens media could not possibly apply to an alleged PRIOR infraction.

    You can't change the terms of a contract after the fact.