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Groupon Not Doing So Well On Wall Street

bdking writes "Shares of the daily-deals site were up Tuesday, but Groupon's ride on Wall Street since going public in early November has been almost all downhill. And there's no evident catalyst to reverse the slide." From the looks of it, Groupon is blowing all of its money attempting to expand in the face of ever-growing competition in a market with trivial start-up costs.

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  1. Show me the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does a company with a lack of value go on the stock market, IPO and expect there value to go up? This is the big world of money, show me the money!

    1. Re:Show me the money by aldousd666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      they only floated 5% of the company shares. principals all had a nice ejection seat.  the stock price goes up on the first day because everyone wanted to borrow it so they could short it.  the IPO underwriters make a fee on the offering, the principals cash out, some early bird flippers turn a profit on people looking to supply the borrow or cover their shorts, and they exit too. who's left? the market bagholders who get excited about 'new technology booms' from watching CNBC over their orange juice. it's basically a ponzi scheme.  I hope they drown in it.

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    2. Re:Show me the money by aldousd666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      yes, I do agree on that last point.  I still see similarities of the IPO with madoff and ponzi's deal though since you as the original seller know there is no value to the company, really because the business model is dead in the water (For lots of reasons.)  So the only way it is any good to anyone on the stock market is if the price is above zero, and for each guy selling it, it gets a little closer to zero every day, without possibility of going up because the model doesn't support a higher price nor dividends.  There is nothing on the horizon for them that can pump up the price short of people (new suckers) thinking they'll get to flip it to someone else.  This is very much like a ponzi scheme. perhaps the fault doesn't lie entirely in the company, but also with everyone else who made an IPO on a sham operation possible.

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  2. Re:Business are getting smarter, too by stwf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, and its very disrupting to the current clientele. Our yoga studio offered a groupon and what we got was a month or two overcrowded classes, and a bunch of angry regular customers who want to know why they are paying so much more for their classes. She ended up having to extend the offer to everyone for a month to quiet them down.

    Plus the GroupOn people were almost universally idiots.

  3. Re:Stocks 101 by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Share price is a function of revenues. Cash flow and profitability determine stock price.

    Companies that do little to generate cash and profits don't deserve a high share price. Did the dot com boom teach us nothing?

    Stock price is a function of supply and demand by short term speculators. To some extent its centrally controlled; look at the "constant" demand by 401K retirement purchases for the past few decades, and when those purchases turn into sales due to retirement/death/perma-un(der)employment, look out below... There is some impact by corruption, mostly insider trading, but also industry wide a lot of front running.

    Stock value is a mathematical function of net present value of future dividend income, and the worth of the corporate balance sheet divided by the number of shares with corrections for market friction both up and down. Both are obviously centrally controlled; an example is federal interest rates in comparative NPV calcs and federal control of inflation vs the ROI of historical corporate investments; but indirectly there are the effects of regulation purchased by the corporation from lawmakers, and effects from taxation, for example a dollar of dividend income is worth less than a dollar on the balance sheet to a 401K investor due to cap gains vs dividend income tax laws. Management has a slight impact on stock value, but the prevalence in group think and herd behavior means they all pretty much do the same thing, so they're not too important. Corruption has a huge impact on value, most corporate accounting numbers are on the edge of legality, the huge impact of government control of businesses is controlled by comparatively small bribes (both legal and illegal) to govt officials. Corruption is a much bigger problem for stock values than stock prices.

    On average, if you buy at a price lower than the value, you come out ahead, and vice versa, just like price vs value of real estate or beanie babies or ham radio gear or anything else. However there is an old saying about the market having the ability to be insane longer than you have the ability to remain solvent, so look out... Also both price and value are almost completely centrally controlled with little impact from "market forces" so they are to some extent a proxy for how much the individual investor / speculator trusts corporate owned politicians.

    Not a wiki cut and paste, all my own words except my attempt at recalling the "ability to remain solvent" quote.

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  4. How does this work? by Bazman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How does groupon work?

    Company A has a product that normally sells for X. They get a deal with groupon to sell it for Y, such that Y < X.

    Groupon take some cut, so the retailer is getting A, such that A<Y<X.

    So I call the retailer and go 'hey, let me buy your thing at price B', such that: A<B<Y<X.

    The retailer gets more than they would from groupon. I pay less than I would if I'd gone through groupon. Groupon get zilch. I win, the retailer wins. My only issue is how I pitch the price B. But for me, anything below Y is a win for both of us, I just don't know what A is (if I go below that, the retailer is better off with groupon).

    Or I've missed something, apart from the fact that if groupon didnt exist I wouldn't have heard about the retailer in the first place...

    1. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was never an online coupon business. It's been an *investment scam* from Day 1. The people running it have taken many hundreds of millions of dollars of investor money... for themselves. The coupon side of it is just a front, and has lost money every day.

      Holy crap... my CAPTCHA is... "tulips"... what a coincidence!

  5. You're wrong - Groupon is a Ponzi scheme by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They have admitted in their filings that they are using the float from both the income from new sales, as well as the hold-backs on the money they owe merchants (they can take 3 to 4 months to pay out) to support their business.

    They don't have any profits once they pay their sales reps and the merchants they owe money to - they've also failed to put aside the money from unused groupons - most consumers don't know that in many states they can claim a refund from groupon up to 5 years later for unused tickets.

    First attorney-general who goes after them sinks them.

    1. Re:You're wrong - Groupon is a Ponzi scheme by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They have admitted in their filings that they are using the float from both the income from new sales, as well as the hold-backs on the money they owe merchants (they can take 3 to 4 months to pay out) to support their business.

      Dude that is every manufacturing plant that has operated in the last century, or at least post-first-great-depression, not a scam at all. See "net 30 account" etc. Also see restaurants, retail stores, some warehouse operations, darn near any business involving "move this here, in exchange for this money, eventually".

      1. What's with the "Dude" bit?

      2. The difference is that most businesses, after paying their suppliers, are expected to show a profit. Groupon is operating at a net loss. A very LARGE net loss. This is because their sales costs are so high.

      Now if you lie about it, and put that debt down as a cash asset on the balance sheet, or if you play games to avoid placing it on the cashflow statement, that is financial fraud.

      They did lie. They got caught. They had to restate their "earnings."

      If you violate your contractual "net 30" account terms, there are all kinds of civil law violations.

      There are also ways to get in trouble with the IRS if you are obfuscating who's paying who how much interest (or imputed income from not paying whats actually owed, etc)

      They don't care - they're losing money hand over fist.

      they've also failed to put aside the money from unused groupons - most consumers don't know that in many states they can claim a refund from groupon up to 5 years later for unused tickets.

      "manufacturers coupons" have been tired old case law since coupons became "cool" in the great depression. I'm not going to pretend to be an expert on coupon law, and I'm guessing you aren't either. I can assure you that at least 20 years ago in the grocery business we did not keep 5 years of cash reserves equal in value to every coupon we printed for the previous 5 years. If you think about it, at a couple percent off for a fraction of the store per week, that coupon fund would end up being some multiple of the balance sheet of the entire corporation and most of the plants feeding us.

      These are NOT "manufacturers coupons" - these are promises of the future sale of a good for money already received. As such, the consumer has, in many states, a year to demand a refund, and in some states up to 5 years.

      This is settled consumer law.

      I do agree fully that they're running themselves into the ground and offer little value other than (quickly disappearing) hype. I disagree that a standard commercial "net 30" account, or offering manufacturers coupons is somehow a scandal or moral crisis or a corporate secret or a legal problem, or even something new or unusual.

      They are not doing 30 days net. They owe more than their current receivables. They are insolvent. The only thing that keeps them going is (1) the cash infusion from the IPO - otherwise they would have shut their doors by the end of the year, and (2) the money from current sales, which is used to pay off past sales - same as a Ponzi scheme.

  6. Re:The problem is greed by sugarmatic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It isn't greed alone. It's stupidity in its many forms- and the Dunning–Kruger effect looms larger than life in each VC firm I've ever met (perhaps a dozen? Not a lot, but an unfortunate sampling at best).

    VC's seem to attract people who are genuinely affable communicators but poor judges of what they are taking their shareholders into.They are predisposed to be gullible by a variety of factors that include greed, overconfidence, a desire to use a good story as a means to make themselves appear competent, and pressure to find new ventures. The entire industry is rife with personality-driven bubbles. Frankly, the irrationally manic atmosphere of the entire system creeps me out. They seem to come off like dodgy vacuum salesman, particularly in the wakes of their inevitable collapses.

    These things tend to drive a firm to go after the 'best' stories, not actual sustainable business ventures. The two do not often intersect, but this goes against the mantra of the VC business.

    If there were a way for an individual investor to short these sorts of things, I'd love to hear about them. There are several other candidates out there I'd love to invest in this way. I'm obviously pretty clueless abut how to do this, though.

    Anyone have an idea if this is possible?