San Francisco Team Wins DARPA's De-Shredding Contest
New submitter karlnyberg writes with an update to the recently announced de-shredding challenge posted by DARPA: "The team 'All Your Shreds Are Belong To U.S.' has correctly solved all five puzzles, and the Challenge has now ended. You may view the winning team's submissions as well as the complete puzzle solutions by following the links on our homepage. We recognize that many of our participants have devoted countless hours to painstakingly piecing our puzzles back together, and we truly appreciate everyone's efforts. Hopefully you enjoyed the Challenge and learned something new along the way. We certainly did!"
There is a business opportunity for better shredders, the kind that would pulverize the paper or better just burn it.
A shredder with a vortex or a burner inside.
Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting technical challenge that this was done, but if you want to keep your paper out of government's hands you shouldn't be just shredding the paper.
You can't handle the truth.
It's not paranoid when they've established a consistent pattern of spying on citizens without cause in the wake of 9/11.
Dog is my co-pilot.
The government just PAID to prove that five shredding methods suck.
If you're still using them you're just a narcissistic terror poodle.
I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
Oh for fucks sake. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. There are no feds swooping in in black helicopters to dig through your garbage and piece together your shredded electric bill.
Honestly, mods, giving positive reinforcement to this sort of paranoia is only hurting the people suffering from it.
Even paranoids have enemies.