AMD Downgrades Bulldozer Transistor Count By 800 Million
Robadob writes "It has come to light that AMD PR had originally reported that the new Bulldozer processor's transistor count was 2 billion. AMD PR are now asking reviewers to correct this count to 1.2 billion from the original amount they provided ~3 months ago."
NO, you stupid AMD, don't do that...
The FPU in these chips rounds 1.2 billion up to 2.0 billion.
Isn't this better? Doesn't this mean that the processor is smaller and more efficient?
Transistors are HUGE!!! You ever see a transistor radio?
I guess I just don't understand hardware. It just doesn't make sense to me. How can these fucking weird-ass CYLINDERS that are painted in stripes, plus weird flat "wires" on a green piece of whatever-the-fuck, actually do something? It makes NO SENSE.
"It seems bafflingly weird that PR would provide a number so grossly wrong"
Not really.
Marketeer: How many transistors in the new chip?
Engineer: We're up over a billion now.
Marketeer: Ok, thanks. 2 billion.
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
Or maybe 2B is what Bulldozer actually has, but their new PR team came up with the idea: claim it only has 1.2B transistors, so even though it still sucks, at least it doesn't need 2 billion transistors to do it.
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.
PR department playing telephone
First person: "We have 1.2 billion transistors"
Next person: "Wow, that's about 1 and a quarter billion transistors!"
Next person: "Wait, 1 and quarter billion transistors? That's almost 1.5 billion!"
Next person: "Holy shit, 1.5 billion transistors? That's nearly 2 billion!"
your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
If you bought a V10 car and it turned out to have a 4 cylinder, you'd be upset. No?
Yeah, if it turned out it couldn't climb hills and had a 0 - 60 time of 17.1 seconds. If it performed like I wanted and happened to have only 4 cylinders I wouldn't care. Unless one of my primary 'needs' was for everyone to know I had a big-ass 'engine', if you know what I mean.
Put more directly, benchmarks and statistics are just dick measuring without some context.
and the other 800,000,000 are looking for employment elsewhere ?
da da da dum indeed.
and the other 800,000,000 are looking for employment elsewhere ?
No, they're just Occupying space.
-1 Uncomfortable Truth
It's like broadband, you get "up to" 2 billion transistors, or more precisely any number of transistors between 0 and 2,000,000,000.
I offered to pay them "up to 2 billion Euros" for one but they declined.
const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
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