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Earliest Human Beds Found In South Africa
sciencehabit writes "A team working in South Africa claims to have found the earliest known sleeping mats, made of plant material and dated up to 77,000 years ago—50,000 years earlier than previous evidence for human bedding. These early mattresses apparently were even specially prepared to be resistant to mosquitoes and other insects."
Going through his comment history is almost like reading satire, which pulled me in. Then I realized every single post is the same satire. Then I realized he's probably not being satirical.
I've got to stop feeding these things.
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
Years are measured since a law was created, a planet was discovered or celestial body appears and dissappears on schedule, or for however long lasts a remnant article of property or fact.
This planet Earth is much older, but according to Holy Scriptures it has only been inhabitted for the past 6k years by man. That is all. Everyone else is comparing apples to bananas. Something came along 6k years ago and caused planet Earth to expand at the core and this is what separated mankind apart to cause Speciation. Speciation only occured for man when small numbers in population were locked together and lose genetic diversity long enough for mutations to occur only specific to their populations. Only problem is before everyone was called man they were called gods, and there are plenty of temples hundreds of feet below ocean around India to prove that the sea-water was a recent endurance of terraforming a solid core-less planet Earth into a planet more hostile than Mars if it weren't for the insulation of sea-water. India is old and has relics to prove that India and the Mayans were once the same but Mayans didn't have any temples under-water.
A Russian scientist is quoted as saying that the Moon is actually older than planet Earth and that the Moon is a hollowed-out space-station that had a mechanical north-polar entrance that NASA exploded some missiles into around the Year 2011. Yea, I said the Year 2011 because that's how long it's been since Chryst died (not killed, not suicided, but terminated) because a bunch of nasty people were spreading STD's and bad behaviours to their kids and stealing and killing one-another and shit. That's how long it's been since someone was brave enough to do anything about brightening anyone's day of societal addictions: one man, behaved like an atheist in teaching to do what you can while you are alive, said to be the Son of God: did what modern atheists seem too affraid to do in paying your neighbor's debts and removing burdens. Yea... it's been 2011 Years...since anyone was that brave.