Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least
dcblogs writes "An analysis of 745 applications for violations of good architectural and coding practices found that Java applications had the most problems and Cobol-built systems, the least. Some 365 million lines of code were analyzed by Cast Software to assess 'technical debt,' or the cost to fix the violations. Java was calculated at $5.42 per line of code, while Cobol did best at $1.26. Cobol code had the least number of violations because programmers 'have been beating on it for 30 years,' said Cast. As far as Java goes, 'there are many people going into Java now that really don't have strong computer science backgrounds,' said its chief scientist, Bill Curtis."
It was meant as a fucking joke. Jeebus guys, have some more (or less) coffee. ;)
I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
You haven't seen any because something like the web is far too new for Cobol coders or their apps.
A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.