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The Four Fallacies of IT Metrics

snydeq writes "Advice Line's Bob Lewis discusses an all-too-familiar IT mistake: the use of incidents resolved per analyst per week as a metric for assessing help-desk performance. 'If you managed the help desk in question or worked on it as an analyst, would you resist the temptation to ask every friend you had in the business to call in on a regular basis with easy-to-fix problems? Maybe you would. I'm guessing that if you resisted the temptation, not only would you be the exception, but you'd be the exception most likely to be included in the next round of layoffs,' Lewis writes. 'The fact of the matter is it's a lot easier to get metrics wrong than right, and the damage done from getting them wrong usually exceeds the potential benefit from getting them right.' In other words, when it comes to IT metrics, you get what you measure — that's the risk you take."

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  1. Business planning by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's bad business planning, but it's also the way any big name linux distroy works. Something not working on your Red Hat Linux? No problem, call us! And that's how they make money. They make money on the promise of fixing problems, and that includes saying that their OS is broken.

    1. Re:Business planning by fsckmnky · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SCO was famous for this. $5,000 minimum support contracts, with $1,000 per incident fees, whether they fixed it or not.

      "Thank you for calling SCO may I help you ?"

      "Yeah, my manufacturing plant just shut down because your kernel panic'd."

      "We're sorry to hear that, but you have the newest version, so there are no updates you can apply to resolve the issue. ($1,000 cha ching)"

    2. Re:Business planning by AdamWill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Support doesn't just mean 'fixing bugs'. It also means 'helping you set things up right', 'helping you optimize your configuration', 'helping you figure out what tool you need for the job at hand', and so on.

      Selling support does not require that the underlying product be broken.

    3. Re:Business planning by sleigher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wasn't there just a story recently about having gurus on site? Yet, in this example, the production system shut down because of a kernel panic? Hmmmm...

      Any company that is relying on support to keep their production up and running deserves to be down and losing money. Just because some analyst uses big words in a conference room doesn't mean you don't need good people on staff that know their shit!

      I hate IT and I am so sick of it. Here's an ask slashdot! What the hell can I do now? I hate this place! All I know is *NIX and enterprise storage. Load balancing and JBOSS. Virtualization and a decent amount of PERL and Assembly. Maybe flipping burgers ain't so bad after all...

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    4. Re:Business planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Flipping burgers ain't bad if you own the restaurant.

    5. Re:Business planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As someone that works in support it would be nice if customers understood how to use their support system.
      All the screaming and yelling that it's broke will not tell me what 'it' is or what is 'broken' about it.

    6. Re:Business planning by Gription · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to have two standard replys to the, "It's broken" type of complaint.
      - "How can you tell? Is there an axe sticking out of it?"
      and
      - "How can you tell? Is it on fire?"

      One day I had this young kid came up to me saying, "My computer is broken." so of course I respond, "How can you tell? Is it on fire?"
      He looked a bit embarrassed and said, "Well it was smoking and made a buzzing sound but it has stopped now."
      His one day old computer's power supply had burned up in a spectacular fashion.

      (Still waiting to see an axe...)

    7. Re:Business planning by FairAndHateful · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Support... ... also means 'helping you set things up right', 'helping you optimize your configuration', 'helping you figure out what tool you need for the job at hand', and so on.

      Worked at a support center... I was a "talk to them until they understand" guy, playing the long game... I figured while it might not take every time, if I got people to understand, they could get back to work and not break things for just a little bit longer. You know, it costs two people money if they have to talk to me while I help them.

      One of my coworkers got huge amounts of management praise for processing lots and lots of cases... My management was too dumb to run numbers on how many callbacks he had, that the rest of us were fixing...

      Yeah, sure I was spending too much time with each person, but half of my time was fixing this jerk's mistakes. There's probably some of that at every support center. It takes 10 minutes to fix a problem, but 5 minutes to get them to go away. You can look very busy by making them go away, if management isn't clever enough.

      I'm rather happy with my new position... I get to review other people. And I do it fairly.

    8. Re:Business planning by justsayin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My father was an auto and large truck mechanic, pretty good one too. He had three questions you can ask to begin diags on pretty much any system with humans involved.

      1) Did it ever work?
      2) When did it quit?
      3) What have you done to it lately?

      Pretty much the foundation of my IT Career right there.

    9. Re:Business planning by khr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      -what did you do

      Of course, that one has a universal answer, "nothing, it just stopped working!"

    10. Re:Business planning by nahdude812 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The major fallacy many big companies fall into is that some of these systems have been running flawlessly for years, because they hired a competent IT staff. They look at the price of those paychecks and shiver. Why are we paying so many high priced engineers when we've never had a problem, they think.

      So they reduce staff and start to rely on support contracts instead of on-site gurus. The gurus are still there to solve any oh-shit moments. But that back investment in good engineers has produced a stable infrastructure that runs with few problems for years. So they reduce staff more, pay for more support contracts, and eventually the system critical mass is greater than the engineers who can support it. It's no problem until it's a problem.

      Eventually something minor goes wrong, but nobody notices or if they do it's not really their field of expertise so they don't understand it's minor now but could escalate. When it does, something else goes wrong, and a cascade effect takes out more and more systems. With a full staff, you have enough guys that when the critical mass is reached, they can start defensive measures and get things back in working order in no time. With support staff only, things are going wrong faster than they can deal with it.

      "Call on our support contracts," shout the bosses! So now your on-site staff are all on hold instead of troubleshooting. When they get through to someone, they have to spend the first hour or two describing their infrastructure to the technician on the other end, who starts making random suggestions that maybe help, but probably don't.

      My anecdote on this front is a company I used to work for. It's a long read, but demonstrates the failures at several levels which is the direct result of this kind of thinking. The Oracle transaction log disk was getting full. Some warnings came in, but disks running low on space was an every day occurrence, we'll send an email to the person on record as being responsible for those servers, and troubleshoot why the "Executive Dashboard" is responding a bit slow today (it's for the execs, it's automatically high priority). Except that person is currently aboard an airplane on his way to help reduce staff in east Asia, he'll be incommunicado for the next 19 hours or more.

      It seems like an innocent enough problem, it's just a log disk, the worst thing that could happen is we lose some logs, right? Whoops, transaction logs are pretty important for Oracle. The fact that the disk is filling up at all is itself an indicator that something bigger is wrong; this shouldn't happen. But critically once the disk does fill up, Oracle will enter read-only mode. Or it should. This time it doesn't, it shuts down. BOOM, offline. So down goes SAP. With SAP down, our entire business is offline. We can't take orders, we can't ship orders, we can't pay bills, we can't pay paychecks, the hourly workers whose shift is starting can't even clock in. Some buildings with tighter badge access can't even be entered unless someone inside opens an emergency door to let someone in.

      Once the transaction log disk was full, Oracle will no longer start up, it needs some space on the log disk to log startup-related transactions. Two hours on hold with Oracle Gold Pressed Latinum level support they finally get an engineer. Wow, this is something he's never seen before, Oracle should have gone into read-only mode before this happened! The only solution anyone can seem to think of is to get some bigger disks for the transaction logs, clone the data over to these new disks and give the startup another go. We have hot spares on a shelf, but nobody knows this. Finding disks requires a different support contract, they can have disks out to us tomorrow. Yeah, that's not going to cut it. Someone literally drives out to a distribution warehouse. Two more hours down (they actually send two different guys in different cars with instructions to take different routes in case one runs into traffic or gets in an acciden

  2. Any metric can be gamed by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Losers realize this simple fact, instantly think of several ways to game the metric, then don't do it figuring that "obviously" the decisionmakers realize the metric is horribly broken. Then they get laid off. Winners spend hours, days, or weeks coming up with one way to game the metric, pat themselves on the back for being so clever, and do it. Then they get promoted, eventually to a position where they come up with metrics of their own.

    1. Re:Any metric can be gamed by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, this is true. Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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    2. Re:Any metric can be gamed by AdamWill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, this is pretty much the problem. Performance evaluation should really be done by crazy, high-tech methods such as you and your peers and manager sitting down and discussing what you've achieved, but that kind of thing is way too hard to stick into an Excel macro, after all...

      Another classic example: call centres which measure 'performance' mainly by the average call time metric. Which gives tech support workers all the incentive in the world to give out any piece of bogus advice that'll get the customer to hang up as fast as possible. Or just hang up on them, if the phone system isn't sophisticated enough to detect it.

    3. Re:Any metric can be gamed by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a widget-fixer, our analog is obviously how much shit we can fix in a given time frame. One of the biggest mistakes I've seen in multiple companies(ranging from laptop to medical device repair) is that the PHB keeps a board or chart showing how many widgets each tech fixed during a given timespan.

      Any idiot can see that the misguided sweatshop-style metrics cause the following problems:

      Cherry-picking - Techs choosing and even stashing away (!) the returns with the easiest and quickest problems to fix. It matters not that your expensive gadget has been sitting there for a month, there are numbers to be made and we'll get to yours when we want to regardless of the order they came in.

      Racing - When there are no "easy" ones to be cherry-picked, then the techs will race to fix your item. They will ignore problems and cut corners on others. Stripped screw hole? Super-glue the screw in. Low output? Game the settings so the tests will pass. Part shortage? Cannibalize and rob Peter to pay Paul in a hardware-sort of Ponzi-scheme.
      Status Quo and mediocrity - The top performers will become accustomed to the attaboys and will continue to produce slipshod repairs, even if there is a slowdown in work when they can do their job right. Meanwhile, the low performers will become used to it and feel no need to better their work.

      My idiot boss in the company I'm in now considered it and was shot down by every tech. In this company, due to the variety of products, one person could make tens of thousands of dollars with 1-2 days work while another tech working on a different product will have to spend more labor and overhead juggling external vendors and all the headaches it involves only to make a couple thousand dollars. Yeah.

      Fortunately, the consultants we brought in are smart. They listed generic milestones and a cheeky "100%" as the goal with the smiling disclaimer that it will probably never happen.

    4. Re:Any metric can be gamed by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Losers realize this simple fact, instantly think of several ways to game the metric, then don't do it figuring that "obviously" the decisionmakers realize the metric is horribly broken. Then they get laid off. Winners spend hours, days, or weeks coming up with one way to game the metric, pat themselves on the back for being so clever, and do it. Then they get promoted, eventually to a position where they come up with metrics of their own.

      It's not just IT. Our entire society has converted over to metrics. An easy example comes to mind: the stock market versus a company's quarterly performance. Another set of particularly nasty examples is found in our justice system: police officers evaluated by their number of citations, prosecutors by their number of convictions, prisons by their dollars per inmate per day.

      I get the financial impetus to switch to metrics. Where it used to be one skilled manager overseeing per 5-7 employees, it can now be one schmuck manager with an Excel spreadsheet overseeing 30 employees.

      I even get the psychological impetus. Numbers give us that all-important feeling of certainty, and at low cost too... while the traditional alternative requires legwork, mindwork, judgment, contemplation, and mistakes.

      But it's wrecking our society.

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    5. Re:Any metric can be gamed by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work for an MSP (Manage Service Provider). We account for time every 15 minutes. Inactive, internal department active, billable active, and non-billable active. All of this logging of time gets calculated out as metrics that define our bonus. So the outcome is pretty much as you've stated. But that's ok, we know how the metric get calculated and thus we game the system of metric without cheating our clients out of money. Naturally, that would be dishonest to do otherwise. But I'll be damned if I sit back and be judged and taken advantage of by some MBA that can't even interoperate the concept of what those numbers are supposed to mean in the first place. They only need to know two things. Is the work billable to the client, and how much. They're free to speak to a manager if they wish to contest the hours performed and/or quality of work. The point is, we want their business. So it serves no point to lose clients for us.

      It will get worse I hear. Rumor has it we will be timed every 5 minutes with a USB activity button. Sort of like a Chess timer or some such. Also, our keyboards will be logged for activity and application fields will track mouse moment and other activity. It's absolutely nuts. At this rate, they'll need to hire me a secratary just to do the logging for me while I focus on actual work. Hey, now that's cost effective right? I bet they didn't think of that, did they. Doh!

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  3. Dilbert Minivan by tedgyz · · Score: 5, Funny

    This problem was aptly portrayed in the classic dilbert comic strip in 1995.

    I'm going to code myself a minivan.

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  4. ain't pretty. by Caerdwyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Such metrisc also disincentivize people taking proactive steps to reduce the number of incoming tickets (i.e. making the system/environment more robust or your users more educated), and disincentivizes managers for so doing by reducing the number of people needed to service incoming tickets (thus reducing the size of the empire and the pay grade of the manager).

    I've seen both "disincentives" in action. It ain't pretty.

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  5. Almost. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Winners understand that tech support is a stepping stone and treat it as such. Which means that they move up as soon as possible.

    Tech support managers are under pressure to keep their costs down. So unless you're okay with working for less money than the others there (but still solving as many problems / answering as many calls) you will be replaced with a new, cheaper person as soon as they can find one.

    The metrics are just there to justify replacing you.

    1. Re:Almost. by jonamous++ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I manage a support environment (granted, they are not script-readers) and we pay our support staff very well. I also have one of the lowest turnover rates in the industry, despite the fact that we are busy and the job can be stressful. In fact, most of my turnover is losing support reps to our DBA and Development groups as the folks advance in skill (win/win for the company and for the rep).

      It really depends on what you are supporting and your skill level. I'm willing to pay more for someone who is a great problem solver; someone who can connect to a client's environment and do whatever it takes to solve a problem - take risks, explore, and find solutions. I'm certainly not going to replace that person with someone cheaper who can't resolve the problems we face.

  6. This makes me sad by multiben · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Metrics are great for some things. For making sure that your employees are working they are terrible. I used to work in a metric free environment and there was a great team atmosphere. Then metrics came along and it all went to hell. Now everyone is so focussed on making their numbers look good that the whole organisation is suffering from a weird sense of internal competitiveness. People no longer collaborate on difficult problems because there is no measure within the metrics system to reflect that this occurred. People who used to be innovative are no longer so, because they are not rewarded for spending time innovating. It has achieved nothing good that I can see.

    1. Re:This makes me sad by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sounds like academia, actually. It's all about impact factor, citation count, and grant dollars these days...

    2. Re:This makes me sad by bunratty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once worked at a company that used exactly one metric for determining employees' bonuses -- company profit. That got everyone to work together to generate more revenue and cut costs. The first year it was in place, everyone in the company got a 25% annual bonus. The downside was that the next year the economy went sour and no one got a bonus.

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    3. Re:This makes me sad by Fned · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course it wasn't. If it had been a hedge fund in 2006, they'd have all still gotten bonuses.

  7. I'm currently reading TFA... by stephencrane · · Score: 4, Informative

    ..but I'm not so keen on /.'s article description here. "...the use of incidents resolved per analyst per week as a metric for assessing help-desk performance..." Having worked in this area for decades, I can tell you that I can't think of a single IT support org that uses this as a metric. It's a straw horse, of which there are many when it comes to metrics. The three most common metrics are: Cost per incident Customer Satisfaction Resolution on First Contact (sometimes FC is defined as 'resolved at/within tier 1, even if it means') There are usually two more, but those tend to vary on your business and priorities, if you have SLAs/OLAs, and what service channels you offer. Average speed of answer/Time to Respond to Client is usually next. Average Time to Resolution sometimes. People sometimes care about Abandon Rate, but only within the context of the customer satisfaction metric. A nice place may poll for employee satisfaction. A nicer place does it more than 1-2/year. I've never even seen 'resolved/analyst/week' come up in discussions, forums or books going back to the early 90s. And seriously - NOBODY running anything but a penny ante 100 call/week call center would ever try to regularly cook the stats by having friends and family calling in to boost the customer contacts. It's too much work for too little bang, and it's too easily caught. Any place with a real ACD system, eventually, will notice that a not-insignificant number of calls/emails are coming from the same 10 addresses/numbers. It's just not worth it. The description implies the exact opposite. If you don't have a real ACD system and a real incident-management/ticket-tracking software, you're not really measuring anything anyway and you're probably working at a place that's not complicated enough to care about metrics in the first place.

    1. Re:I'm currently reading TFA... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I used to work tech support for what was then the largest Mac products reseller in the US, and that's the kind of metric they used (just calls per hour, not even resolved issues).

      There was one tech so bad that people would just hang up and call back. When asked about my long call times, I showed them a dozen calls from the logs where they talked to 'Hank' for 5 minutes, got back in the queue, and then talked to me for 20-50 minutes (the source phone # was in the logs with destinations and timestamps). I never left a customer with an unresolved problem, but that's not what was being measured.

      They did understand that the real waste of money was the guy who had 'great' call times, but they also had no way to measure our actual performance, so they used the reports they did have as proxies.

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    2. Re:I'm currently reading TFA... by crath · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can tell you that I can't think of a single IT support org that uses this as a metric

      Some years ago, I had a help desk in my organisation that did use this metric as part of how its analysts kept tabs on their performance. It was one metric in an overall package, and the whole team (all the analysts) reviewed the package every week. As I recall, other metrics in the package included Customer Satisfaction, Average Call Length, Number of Calls Back to Users per Agent, Incidents Resovled on First Contact, Incidents Escalated to Second Level, and others.

      The help desk team very successfully used the overall metrics package as part analyst self motivation and peer motivation (as well as management oversight). Bob Lewis's piece is provocative journalism: devoid of concrete detail and full of high level innuendo. It doesn't contain sufficent detail (say, by way of actual detailed examples) to allow a typical reader to apply the thoughts he has expressed.

  8. Re:Who does this? by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably the same people who consider number lines of code written per hour as a good metric to evaluate their employees productivity.

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  9. Metrics are only fair for homogeneous work by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Metrics work if you are comparing two workers on an assembly line doing the exact same work - you can compare their widgets built-per-hour rate (offset by any QA problems).

    But when you're dealing with a helpdesk team, the work is no longer homogeneous. The more senior helpdesk person usually gets the hard problems... and he spends more time mentoring his peers (at least he'll do that in a well run team). But tell him that his time-to-resolve metric will determine his bonus and suddenly he'll focus on solving tickets as quickly as possible and instead of volunteering to track down that intermittent printing problem reported by the finance team, he'll leave that for his cohorts and instead will jump on the fast easy tickets.

  10. "That which gets measured gets fudged." by bfwebster · · Score: 5, Informative

    The quote above is from Jerry Weinberg, and it is true.

    There's an entire brilliant, short book about this problem: Measuring and Managing Performance in Organizations by Robert Austin (1996). It's actually a fairly rigorous, somewhat philosophical work, but it is pretty unrelenting to documenting that, indeed, trying to manage by metrics almost always introduces distortions, which in turn are almost always counter-productive. The problem isn't just with IT, it's with any type of effort that seeks to reward or punish based on metrics.

    The only metrics that I've found actually useful in IT are those that are predictive -- for example, aiding to estimate the actual delivery date of a project under development. The metrics that seek to somehow measure "accomplishments to date" solely for the purpose of reward or punishment are always gamed and are almost always useless. ..bruce..

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  11. Dunningâ"Kruger effect by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with metrics is that it always sounds like a good idea when you're thinking of implementing it and few people go beyond the "this sounds like a good idea" phase to the "how can I game the metric I just thought up?" phase.

    That's an example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    Anyone can design a metric that they themselves cannot figure out how to game.

  12. Re:My metrics are superior. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good. glad to see that some VP did the smart thing for once and cut the middle managers instead of the people who actually get the work done.

  13. You get what you reward by perpenso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its not just the losers. Talented and rational technicians and engineers bend to the rules of the system too. Basically you get what you incentivize, what your reward. If you reward people for complying to some metric then they will generally comply. It does not matter what everyone agrees is right, it does matter if management says quality is important. If the metric decides whether you get to keep your job or get that raise then the metric is what the company gets regardless of what the company asks for or whether the company's goals are actually advanced.

    1. Re:You get what you reward by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Talented or not, those people are not ethical.

      On the third hand, you've got those of us who put our effort into work instead, bill accurately, and don't dick about with meaningless excel spreadsheet metrics. We do our work, ignoring the rest, and end up getting a lot more done than ticket munching assholes.

      Then we quit for a substantially higher paid job when the idiots start thinking you're doing nothing. Maybe we steal our previous boss's clients (because they like our work). Maybe we start our own company.

      Metrics are what kill small IT companies. IT (and programming) are some of the least trackable/accountable things you can think of - it's how people get by doing absolutely nothing for years and years while still making close to $100k a year: their lack of work and fuck ups fall in someone else's lap, while they spend their time attempting to look important and knowledgeable (while they are neither).

      The problem is that the people doing these things - metrics - don't know better. That's what they were taught in management school, and that's what so-called industry knowledge says you should do. (It works in India, right? So it's gotta work here. Except, it doesn't really work in India, and that's why their product is shit.)

      Ultimately, it will be their end. No company can thrive without actually paying attention to what the smallest unit within their organization is actually producing and accomplishing, to some level. Metrics just attempt to abstract actual work into a number discernible by those who don't understand anything but numbers. It doesn't end well.

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  14. Re:My metrics are superior. by inviolet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good. glad to see that some VP did the smart thing for once and cut the middle managers instead of the people who actually get the work done.

    It is deliciously ironic that you would take a swipe at "middle managers" in this conversation about metrics.

    The only way to eliminate middle management, is for upper management to utilize metrics in order to evaluate lower management. There is no time for hands-on management and evaluation with a keen eye in one of these vaunted "flat organizations" with no middle management. And so lower management quickly realizes that their jobs and bonuses depend on the metric, rather than on quality or long-ranged action.

    After that, the company is humped... but by then, the "aggressive VP" who wiped out middle management has collected his bonus and moved on.

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  15. The Human Element by snero3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stats by themselves will only ever be an indicator what is happening. You really need managers on the ground that are trust worthy to give you feed back on how things are actually going.

    Taking humans out of the loop when rating other humans is always a mistake

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  16. There is no such thing as bad statistics by msobkow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Be warned: my example is way off topic, but a pet statistic I keep track of.

    There is no such things as bad statistics, only bad layman statisticians who don't understand what the numbers actually measure.

    Take lines of code, for example. Some people hate it because you can bloat the numbers by adding comments, neglecting to consider how useful those comments are for future maintenance, and thereby a useful application of a developer's time. If you use a consistent formatting style for two projects, you can get a fair grasp of their complexity from the line count, though that will gloss over details about how the code actually works.

    The most interesting pattern I've notice in line counts over the years is that the use of templates and other code abstraction facilities really hasn't decreased the size of code much at all, though it's improved readability, maintainability, and programmer API usability substantially. So line counts only give you an approximation of complexity with a language like Java, but do nothing to measure the quality of the code.

    One other thing I've found is that complex code looks fat and heavy from it's sheer size, but often compiles to very reasonable executable size and runs rings around supposedly "tight" code that makes heavy use of dynamic techniques like introspection. As only one image of an executable is loaded by a reasonably competent OS, a fat binary does not mean a fat application at runtime.

    Big code is only scary if it's not following recognizable patterns and is instead a mishmash of different developer's pet syntax, algorithms, style conventions, naming conventions, and even preferred APIs. If you manufacture it predictably, fat source code becomes a joy to maintain, enhance, and use.

    But back to the core topic: help desk performance.

    The only help desk stat I care about is a low number on customer complaint reports about the quality of information and assistance provided by the tech team. If it's my company and my budget, I'd rather hire more technicians to handle the load and produce happy customers in the end than I would saving money by overworking and burning them out by even thinking about useless numbers like "calls handled per week."

    In the end, if you care about your business, the only thing that truly matters are happy customers who want more services or products in the future, and who will gladly tell others about their good experiences in dealing with you.

    There is no substitute for a good word-of-mouth reputation and repeat business. No one ever got fired for buying IBM not because they're perfect, but because their people will go the extra mile to make things work.

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  17. Re:My metrics are superior. by GauteL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Seriously? That's the only way to evaluate? You can't think of a single other way?"

    I take umbrage with this sort of response. Your whole purpose is trying to make the parent look stupid, without any sort of constructive input of your own.

    By all means, if you know how to perform the job of 10 middle managers with just one top level manager without using metrics, please tell us, otherwise I'm calling your bluff. The parent poster's whole point is that you need hands on management to do proper evaluations. They need to observe you, talk to you, critically evaluate your work, etc. A single top level manager, managing 100 employees can't do that, and if you try to ask the other employees, most decent ones tend to not want to sell out their co-workers.

    Metrics was invented for this exact purpose. But a number based on some work stats can't replace critical evaluation.

  18. I worked in a helpdesk like this once... it sucked by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked in a helpdesk many years ago where we were all measured on the number of calls per week we closed. There was no consideration towards the complexity of the call given.

    Our boss at the time, started giving a $100 incentive to the most number of closed calls. One of the guys in there consistently got the prize. One day, while looking up a call I fat fingered a digit and found myself looking at one of his tickets... it was a ticket, opened and closed about receiving a phone call from X. $ticketnum +1 was the actual ticket for X.

    In a nutshell with some sorting/filtering I saw that the guy was not only gaming the system, but hiding the fact that he was grossly incompetent. I wrote everything up and showed it to our boss. Needless to say, he was less than happy not only with this guy, but with me. He was being pushed on from his boss to generate metrics and basically was complicate.

    Long story short, I went to his bosses boss i.e. the CIO and voiced my frustration. I pointed out that fallacy of this metric that me imaging a laptop (which back then took hours) vs. Answering the phone both being basically equal to the same measure of productivity made the metric useless. Not to mention the fact that it provided zero incentive to provide better support, just incentive to close tickets.

    Obviously, this caused some huge changes. Not the least of which was a much more comprehensive analysis of what people were actually doing. This made quite a few people unhappy because it exposed them for being the incompetent hacks they were. Not the least of which were my boss at the time and that employee.

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    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.