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NASA To Investigate Mysterious 'Space Ball'

redletterdave writes "In mid-November, a hollow space ball fell from the sky and crashed into the earth in Namibia, the African nation situated above South Africa and west of Botswana and Zimbabwe. Authorities recovered the sphere in a grassy village north of Windhoek, the country's capital. The hollow ball, which appears to be made of 'two halves welded together,' has a rough surface, a 14-inch diameter and measures 43 inches around. The strange globe created a crater 13 inches deep and almost 12.5 feet wide, but was found almost 60 feet from the landing spot. Paul Ludik, the police forensics director investigating the case, says the dense ball weighs 13 pounds and is made of a 'metal alloy known to man.' NASA and the European Space Agency will both help investigate the strange occurrence."

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  1. SPACEBALLS? by depaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    SPACEBALLS?

    1. Re:SPACEBALLS? by emurphy42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

    2. Re:SPACEBALLS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They've come for our AIR!

    3. Re:SPACEBALLS? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2

      They can never get through our air shield. I used the same combination on my luggage.

    4. Re:SPACEBALLS? by guttentag · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My first thought was exactly the same as the previous two posts. Yet it's sad that the author could assume we all knew what a space ball was, but had to provide directions to help us locate a country that is larger than Texas. If only Mel Brooks had been a geography teacher.

    5. Re:SPACEBALLS? by guttentag · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, it would have been even better if it had been a Coke bottle from space that fell in Botswana (which borders Namibia). But I doubt many people would have gotten the reference.

    6. Re:SPACEBALLS? by kdemetter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Gods must be crazy ?

    7. Re:SPACEBALLS? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why is NASA gonna look at the thing when somebody on the yahoo forums pointed out what it was and even provided a link? Sorry i don't have the link but, and excuse me if i don't get the make and model right as it was over a week ago, it was a hydrazine 104 liter tank, commonly used on some sats. anyway the guy provided a link and it looked pretty much dead on for what they found complete with the points on the end where the hoses go and everything.

      Maybe NASA just doesn't have anything to do ATM with the end of the shuttle and the Russian rockets grounded?

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    8. Re:SPACEBALLS? by VIPERsssss · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, I don't want anything to do with ATM either.

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    9. Re:SPACEBALLS? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am utterly confused. Why would anyone need it explained to them what a space ball is? In this context a "space ball" is a ball from space. There is no connection between this story and Mel Brooks, except that Mel Brooks made a movie named SpaceBalls and this story is about a ball that fell from space.

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    10. Re:SPACEBALLS? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      it was a hydrazine 104 liter tank, commonly used on some sats

      That's what they want you to think.

      Personally, I think it's a fuel tank from a rocket powered sleigh.

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    11. Re:SPACEBALLS? by mikael · · Score: 2

      People used to point at the moon and say that it was made of cheese. NASA still sent Apollo moon missions anyway.

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    12. Re:SPACEBALLS? by EdIII · · Score: 2

      What percentage of Americans do you think could identify New Mexico if handed an unlabeled map of the US?

    13. Re:SPACEBALLS? by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Nah, it's an Iranian space capsule with a test payload.

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    14. Re:SPACEBALLS? by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some of them probably couldn't find it on a map of New Mexico.

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    15. Re:SPACEBALLS? by belmolis · · Score: 2

      There was a funny story in the news ten years ago or so about someone from New Mexico who wrote to a federal agency, Social Security, I think, and received the reply that they did not deal with people living in Mexico!

  2. Already solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Great Space Ball Mystery Has Been Solved

    "For anyone wondering what it actually is, it's likely a 39-litre hydrazine bladder tank (based on its apparent size; there are also much larger hydrazine tanks)," he wrote. "They're used on unmanned rockets for satellite launches, which would explain why they're falling down in such a specific geographic footprint."

    1. Re:Already solved by acidradio · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks for taking the fun out of this one. We could have all speculated about all kinds of random things that it "may" have been. You ruined my Christmas.

    2. Re:Already solved by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a pretty good guess. I would guess it was a pressure vessel of some kind from a Russian liquid ullage motor from an upper state, that have an unfortunate habit of exploding after a decade or so on-orbit.

            One "nipple" is the liquid fill/drain, the other is the pressurant fill/release.

              Brett

    3. Re:Already solved by million_monkeys · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks for taking the fun out of this one. We could have all speculated about all kinds of random things that it "may" have been. You ruined my Christmas.

      Don't panic!
      Even though the mystery is "solved". We still can speculate. If we assume the official explaination and all evidence that supports it is a lie, then this could be anything: aliens, the CIA, time travelers, Steve Jobs' cybernetic brain, etc ...

      Once again conpiracy theories save Chirstmas.

    4. Re:Already solved by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's the left testicle of an alien. Or the right. Scientists haven't released their conclusion yet, but have not specifically ruled either option out.

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    5. Re:Already solved by narcc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pffft... "swamp gas", "weather balloon", " 39-litre hydrazine bladder tank" it's all the same story.

      It's all a big conspiracy, man. Open your eyes! Stop drinking the kool-aid! The truth is out there!

    6. Re:Already solved by youn · · Score: 2

      Don't Panic and always have a towel :)

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    7. Re:Already solved by Sparx139 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Either that, or the aliens have been reading xkcd

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    8. Re:Already solved by twosat · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was a spate of "space balls" discovered near the town of Ashburton in New Zealand in the early 1970's. A government report concluded the balls were part of the Russian rocket Kosmos 482 which failed when launching a Venus probe. The balls, which had Russian markings, were used to pressurise fuel tanks or as stabilisation jets, the report stated. A local farmer has one of the balls in his lounge, and there are also some on display at the Ashburton Aviation Museum. www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/the-kiwi-x-files/4542804/Government-report-on-space-balls-released www.newzealand.com/int/article/for-high-flyers-and-aviation-fans

    9. Re:Already solved by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, you're suggesting it was of Extra Testicle origin?

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  3. Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mythbusters were shooting in Africa?

  4. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate by BenBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caution: Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  5. ...the African nation situated above South Africa by clokwise · · Score: 2

    I wonder, how fast would this space ball need to be going in order to dig all the way through Namibia and land in South Africa?

  6. COPV by Donwulff · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a COPV, see here or page 11 here. The wrapping has probably shielded it enough during the atmospheric re-entry and then ripped away, or it could be from lower altitude flight. In fact NASA and ESA have already studied this object, and most responsible news outlets have explained it along with the newsreport. The only real question is which mission or ship it is from, but unfortunately that might never be found out.

    1. Re:COPV by Donwulff · · Score: 2

      Quick Googling now that I had time turned up this. It's the rocket body of the Soyuz SL-4 on TMA-22 mission that took US astronaut and two Russian cosmonauts to ISS on 16th November. Predicted re-entry location was in the sea south of Africa, but the predicted location isn't necessarily exact, plus there's several stages that would each break up across longer range. In any case it's certainly a good match for the vague "Mid November" reported.

  7. Thanks for shearing by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 4, Insightful

    14-inch diameter and measures 43

    Thanks for sharing numbers that almost defy pi.

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    1. Re:Thanks for shearing by Aardpig · · Score: 2

      Now now, the authorities in Namibia are likely to be Nazi fugitives. And thus probably rocket scientists.

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  8. Re:...the African nation situated above South Afri by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it an African or European space ball?

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  9. It's so obvious what this is... by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's so obvious what this is, Wheatley fell down from space...

  10. It's obvious by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering the timing, it's obviously just a giant christmas ball which fell from a geostationary christmas tree put there by our future intergalactic cruisading space-christian overlords. It is almost 2012 afterall.

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  11. Call CERN. We found the Higgs Boson . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Created in the LEGO experiment at CERN in Denmark, it traveled through the political hole neutrino tunnel dug by the Italian education minister. It popped out of the other end of the tunnel in Namibia an exclaimed, "I knew I should have taken that left turn at Los Alamos in Albuquerque!" Theoretical mathematically inclined experimentally minded Gedanken physicists quickly solved the observed event by slapping a few new dimensions that we can't observe onto the creaking load in Grandma 's basket of string theories model.

    Schrödinger's cat may or may not have been involved, and law enforcement sources will only state that they are in the state of considering the wacky cat as a "feline of interest" at the moment, as observed from their event horizon.

    Meanwhile, an enraged God crawled out of the sea at Tokyo and is smashing the paper skyscrapers in the city, whilst searching for His particle. It seems that He wants it back. Japanese defense forces are deploying ludicrously tiny plastic models with firecrackers attached to their canons, in an effort to force God to get His hairy ass out of their city.

    A military spokesmen stated that they were trying to taunt God into making a mistake, but weren't sure yet what that mistake could be.

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  12. Do not taunt Mysterious Space Ball by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mysterious Space Ball fell to earth in Namibia, presumably from outer space.

    Authorities recovered the Mysterious Space Ball in a grassy village north of Windhoek, the country's capital.

    Mysterious Space Ball, which appears to be made of 'two halves welded together,' has a rough surface, a 14-inch diameter and measures 43 inches around.

    Mysterious Space Ball created a crater 13 inches deep and almost 12.5 feet wide, but was found almost 60 feet from the landing spot.

    Mysterious Space Ball weighs 13 pounds and is made of a 'metal alloy known to man.'

    NASA and the European Space Agency will both help investigate Mysterious Space Ball.

    Do not taunt Mysterious Space Ball.

  13. If it landed inside Italy ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    ... it would end up in the pasta sauce, with tomato puree

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    1. Re:If it landed inside Italy ... by laejoh · · Score: 2

      and start a religion, touched by His noodly appendage!

  14. With apologies to ACDC: by Hartree · · Score: 2

    "But NASA's got the spaciest balls of them all!"

  15. The Truman Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I came here wondering why there were no references to the falling spotlight in The Truman Show. The fact that every such reference has been removed tells me everything I need to know.

  16. That is so common, that its really not news by spaceplanesfan · · Score: 2

    Its actually just sensationalism, as usual.
    Look here at types and descriptions of reentered objects.
    How many 'spheres' do you count?

  17. Above? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Namibia, the African nation situated above South Africa "

    I think you mean "to the north of South Africa." Otherwise, the real story here is how Namibia came to be floating over South Africa.

  18. Re:Call CERN. We found the Higgs Boson . . . by Type44Q · · Score: 2

    Los Alamos in Albuquerque

    Los Alamos is in Los Alamos (go figure, right?). Sandia National Lab is in Albuquerque (50 to 75mi south of Los Alamos, rough guess...)

  19. Of course it's a tank. by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    As someone else pointed out, most of the re-entered objects that are reasonably intact are spherical tanks. They're one of the few components of a spacecraft that are very solidly built. Most are titanium, or titanium wrapped in Kevlar, so they can take re-entry temperatures. Spheres have good re-entry aerodynamics. Nose cones have been hemispherical since the late 1950, after it was discovered that pointy noses look cool but don't work well. (See the X-3 Stilleto, an unsuccessful jet plane from 1952. Looks it was designed by George Lucas.)

  20. Re:...the African nation situated above South Afri by Brad1138 · · Score: 2

    Huh? I... I don't know that.

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  21. So shake it up by cyberchondriac · · Score: 3, Funny

    and ask it where it came from.

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