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Weird Fossils Show Ancient Organism Reproducing

Posted by timothy on from the privacy-of-their-own-bedrock dept.

ananyo writes "Strange fossils from Doushantuo in China, have turned out to be 570-million-year-old snapshots of an organism caught in the act of reproducing. Researchers have used three-dimensional X-ray scanning techniques to see that the fossils contain nuclei-like structures — and one even has the dumb-bell shape of a modern nucleus about to replicate. The fossils have divided palaeontologists for over a decade. It now seems likely they are fossils of creatures similar to modern single-celled microorganisms called mesomycetozoeans that are neither animals nor bacteria."

32 comments

  1. CP? by vlm · · Score: 4, Funny

    snapshots of an organism caught in the act of reproducing.

    So its half a billion year old kiddie pr0n. nsfw. its a trap. I'm not clicking that link, not my thing at all. I remember when /. was more wholesome and family oriented and you just had to worry about goatse links.

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    1. Re:CP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse, it's likely kiddy prawns of your great-great-great-N-grandparents. Happy holidays, right?

    2. Re:CP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one, Slashdot. This is voted funny, yet there's nothing to suggest an actual joke beyond a mis-understanding by the poster. It's almost as if he came on here to post a joke about child porn and latched onto the first thing that appeared to have an age associated with it. Seriously, guys, it's probably time to grow the fuck up.

  2. Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    not to fuck near a volcano or future civilizations might find your boner in a rock.

    1. Re:Be careful by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Gives new meaning to stiff as a rock.

      Viagra, it ain't got shit on fossilization.

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    2. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If your erection lasts longer then 4 million years please call a physician?

    3. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well played sir. You win some reading music. \m/.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPw_qLBPlQc

    4. Re:Be careful by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I thought Fossils were the target market of Viagra?

    5. Re:Be careful by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Vi-magma.

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    6. Re:Be careful by Sulphur · · Score: 2

      If your erection lasts longer then 4 million years please call a physician?

      Help us O. B. Gyn Kenobe; you're our only hope.

    7. Re:Be careful by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Help us O. B. Gyn Kenobe; you're our only hope.

      What - direct intra-muscular injection of Valium into the perineum (underside of your ball bag, in plain English) doesn't work for you? Well, that make you pretty unusual - it works for most people.

      Then again, the placebo treatment (approaching the engorged member with a big syringe filled with saline) has a pretty good success rate too.

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  3. XXX by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whew, the .xxx TLD was made available just in time. Now we can register 570millionyearoldporn.xxx

  4. Rule 34. by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those organisms existed, thus there must be their porn somewhere on the Internet.

    And now there is.

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    1. Re:Rule 34. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you have a lot of Ron Paul porno.

    2. Re:Rule 34. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ron paul orgasms? yes, roman_mir has lots and lots of those. ron paul porn? one would hope not.

      for that matter, roman_mir and other ron paul cultists see ron paul as a deity, not a man or organism. they may well not have any pictures of him at all, as that may be sacrilege in their faith to have photos of the deity.

  5. Probably NSFW by John3 · · Score: 2

    FTFA: "The partitions resemble animal-cell cleavage"

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    1. Re:Probably NSFW by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Oh god.

      There is no such thing as "cleavage" on a cellular level!

      This scientist must be a scream on Rorschach tests.

      "Boobies"
      "More Boobies"
      "Itty Bitty Tittie Committee"
      "Dolly Parton"
      "I need to go the bathroom"

  6. Divided? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fossils have divided palaeontologists for over a decade

    I see what you did there.

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  7. Don't open the fossil it's a trap! by youn · · Score: 1

    well that's how half of zombie and monster movies start at least... so they must be right :p... is this what the mayans were talking about?

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  8. They found it!!! by nexxuz · · Score: 1

    The ORIGINAL beast with two backs!!!

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  9. No music? by NetNed · · Score: 1

    Is this the origin of the "Bow chick a bow wow" music?

  10. Coitus interruptus by death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sad he couldn't get off before his demise.

    1. Re:Coitus interruptus by death by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Oh noes! Paleo snuff pr0n!

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  11. HA by iUseMyBrain · · Score: 1

    570-million-years-old eh, what a joke...

  12. Ancient Fossil pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... gives me a ROCKY!

  13. Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had se-

  14. Look at the photo, it's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thiomargarita isn't a margarita, it's a turd pizza.

    in the act of reproducing

    A fucking turd pizza.

  15. LMFAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So glad to see all the rules of 4chan fulfilled. Perhaps this thread will be re-purposed to show how timeless nature is..

  16. VOYEUR !! OOO LAAA LAAAA !! GET IT ON !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's a personality, enjoying popularity
    For making movies rated X
    Posing for a magazine, picture in a limousine
    Someone simulating sex
    Never thought that she could be
    Lonely with her vanity
    Wasted days and lonely nights
    Working for the sugar man
    Make each other happy man
    'Cause satisfaction's guaranteed all night

    Drinking champagne is a past time
    Making hot love is a main line
    Money buys love and a wild time
    Making hot love is a main line
    Hot Love!

    She wakes up, and breaks up
    And wonders why love is unkind
    She waits up, and makes up
    And looks in the mirror to find

    Pink champagne and diamond rings
    Fascinating bright young things
    Dancing at the discotechs
    Starring from the silver screen
    See you in a midnight dream
    Rated X

    Drinking champagne is a past time
    Making hot love is a main line
    Money buys love and a wild time
    Making hot love is a main line

    Drinking champagne is a past time
    Making hot love is a main line
    Money buys love and a wild time
    Making hot love is a main line
    Hot Love!

    Come on, gimme' hot love
    Satisfaction guaranteed

  17. Fascinating ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    ... is a good word for these phosphorite fossils.

    I've been watching the reports for something like 8 years now. It did seem a bit peculiar that such a high proportion of the organisms would be caught dividing in a rock type that seemed to be the product of more-or-less continuous deposition. But then again, if they're Thiomargarita-like nektonic protozoa in mid-division, mid-water ... well that's pretty weird too.

    But a fascinating report, again, from these significant fossils. The very fact that they repeatedly fail to fit into our understanding of life ... just goes to show us that we don't (yet) really understand our world.

    Slashdot's NSFW, Rule-34, boner and kiddie-p0rn jokes ... what a lack of surprise.

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  18. Anyone read that as "Ancient Orgasm Reproducing" by cylcyl · · Score: 1

    I admit that my mind is in the gutter today, but anyone else read it like that?

    Anyone?