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Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration

nbauman writes "In June 1903, Gugliemo Marconi and his partner Ambrose Flemming were about to give the first demonstration of long-range wireless communication at the Royal Institution in London, which, Marconi said, could be sent in complete confidentiality with no fear of the messages being hijacked. Suddenly, the silence was broken by a huge mysterious wireless pulse strong enough to take over the carbon-arc projector and make it sputter messages in Morse Code. First, it repeated the word 'Rats' over and over again (abusive at that time). Then it tapped out, 'There was a young fellow of Italy, who diddled the public quite prettily.' Further rude epithets followed. It was Nevil Maskelyne, a stage musician and inventor who was annoyed because Marconi's patents prevented him from using wireless. It was the first hacking, to demonstrate an insecure system."

147 comments

  1. Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toilet by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's not a joke, BTW. So every time you really have to defecate and some greedy business or city has installed a pay toilet, you can thank John Nevil Maskelyne--the noble inventor who pioneered the idea of charging people a penny to take a shit.

    And, as an American, god bless you Committee to End Pay Toilets in America--for keeping this scourge mostly out of the land of the free crapper.

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  2. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Fned · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live in SF. There are NO free toilets. The only public toilets AT ALL are the pay ones, which are very, very few.

    Before they put those in, there were simply no public toilets at all...

  3. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's probably why the homeless crap on the streets there.

  4. Actually by M0j0_j0j0 · · Score: 1

    I believe the first hacker was actully the guy that shaved the messangers head.

    1. Re:Actually by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you count steganography as hacking. Which is arguable, but defendable.

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    2. Re:Actually by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The system could be broken with an obvious form of hacking: Simply hack bits of the messanger off until he tells you how the message is hidden.

  5. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in San Fransisco.

    I said in America.

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  6. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Venner · · Score: 2

    There is (was?) a pay-restroom right by the western end of the Charles Bridge in Prague, presumably to fleece the high volume of crossing foreign tourists. You pay the big beefy man sitting at the window, he hands you a few squares of toilet paper, and gives you a big thumbs up and a "Good luck!" What service. Ah, free enterprise.

    Yeah, definitely not cool from the standpoint of visitors, but still highly amusing.

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  7. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Fned · · Score: 1

    That's probably why the homeless crap on the streets there.

    Duh.

  8. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by lightknight · · Score: 1

    And I'm vaguely interested in those disappearing toilets the British have.

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  9. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That wasn't the guy who hacked Marconi, it was his father.

  10. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I much prefer a safe and clean pay toilet to a dirty or non-existent free one.

  11. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Stele · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be thinking of police boxes.

  12. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by alen · · Score: 5, Funny

    in NYC the public toilets are called Starbucks

  13. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by craash420 · · Score: 1

    This is quite common in Bulgaria; if only they'd use the money to maintain said toilets!

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  14. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article, it was his father that invented the pay-toilet.

  15. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by sjames · · Score: 1

    Even the restaurants have pay toilets?

  16. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My kingdom for a mod point.

  17. I wonder... by c0lo · · Score: 1

    What the world would look like if this hack would have resulted in the equivalent of "Cyber threat/war" concepts we are seeing nowadays?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect you'd have seen much of the same cult leader tactics employed by Edison and Tesla in their fights with each other, ending in the pointless and stupid destruction of one protagonist and the adoption of a highly inefficient technology for the sole purpose of denouncing a rival's. When feuds are settled amicably, you tend to get best-of-breed hybrids and an incentive to move forwards. When feuds are settled at gunpoint (real or metaphorical), politics and Not Invented Here take over, leading to regression and an irrational desire to not move forwards lest the "other side" win.

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    2. Re:I wonder... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Market.

    3. Re:I wonder... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, if the REALLY worse system had won out, we'd now have a lot of small power plants littering the country with DC to the homes. That was, IIRC, Edison's plan.

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    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mean solar panels and plug-in hybrids?

  18. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It flows downhill.

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  19. How the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this news? Seriously, this place has gone completely down the fucking shitter. Thanks a lot to the likes of bmo

    1. Re:How the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot = stagnated

      It sure is; you're spouting the same old shite you always do.
      You know, it was nice when you went away for a little while there.

      Oh, I nearly forgot: feeb.

  20. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    In NYC the bums just drop drawers, squat and pinch one off. Saw it with my own eyes once and know two people who have witnessed it first hand.

    And we dont have pay toilets.

  21. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Informative

    ORLY?

    Pecunia non olet (supposedly 70CE).

  22. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was his dad, moron.

  23. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Woldscum · · Score: 0

    Mod this up!!

  24. ah, yes, the first transatlantic connection by khipu · · Score: 0

    Ah, those were the days:

    Marconi: Is-a too low, idiota. Too low. Bring up-a!
    Fleming: Fine weather we're having Mr Macaroni, wha?
    Marconi: Marconi! Macaroni is a pasta.
    Fleming: Yeah, whatever you say, Madoci.
    Marconi: Macaroni!
    Marconi: Batteria!
    Marconi: Connect the battery-a.
    Marconi: Santa Lucia!
    Marconi: Today, we make history-a!
    Marconi: Mamma mia!

    1. Re:ah, yes, the first transatlantic connection by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Channeling Spike Milligan, there.

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    2. Re:ah, yes, the first transatlantic connection by khipu · · Score: 1

      A moderator who doesn't get the reference and total non-sequitur. Gosh, you guys should have your geek cards revoked.

    3. Re:ah, yes, the first transatlantic connection by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I have no mod points today, so that makes me a commenter, not a mod. -1 for you.
       
      I obviously didn't get the reference you intended, so -1 for me.
       
      It seems you haven't read SM's WWII collection, so while it was an incorrect reference, it wasn't a non-sequitur. Call that even. BTW, I'd be flattered if someone compared me to Spike.
       
      You haven't read SM's WWII books? -1 for you.

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  25. So the first post by squidflakes · · Score: 1

    Wasn't FIRST POST!?!?!?!

    Does that mean we should all start posting RATS! instead?

  26. A little mischief has always had its virtues. by Chas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A-freakin'-MEN!

    Not saying that resorting to mischief is ALWAYS the right solution. But in these days of rampant complacency, you sometimes need to resort to something spectacular to draw attention to very real problems. Otherwise, people are just too busy keeping their heads down and their asses covered to give a damn.

    And before some shit-for-brains tries to draw a parallel with Anonymous or "Occupy". This was a person pointing out a flaw in a technology and doing it in such a way that it didn't break anything, do any damage (other than to someone's overblown arrogance) or violate any laws.

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    1. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I started reading the summary, I was hoping it was Tesla who was screwing with him.

      They'll sell you on Marconi.
      Familiar, but a phony.
      Story goes they sold their souls
      And swore that you'd never know...

    2. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by c0lo · · Score: 1

      And before some shit-for-brains tries to draw a parallel with Anonymous or "Occupy". This was a person pointing out a flaw in a technology and doing it in such a way that it didn't break anything, do any damage (other than to someone's overblown arrogance) or violate any laws.

      Well, seems those times were showing more common-sense than today - no so hasty to come with new laws, but fixing what's broken or working within constraints.

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    3. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      " But in these days "
      stop romanticizing the pasty. This is haw the vast majority of people have ALWAYS been.
      If anything, there is less complacency.

      It is the same thing in principle. The damage was minimal because it was one person hacking ONE thing.
      Oh, they did break any laws in a time when the tech was too new to have any laws? I shocked, simply shocked.

      BTW your statement implies that the laws are correct and should never be broken.

      Think about that for a minute.

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    4. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by GrpA · · Score: 4, Informative

      My thoughts too, but Tesla was busy at the time and it was after Marconi won the Nobel Prize in 1911 that Tesla finally sued Marconi and Won.

      Marconi fooled the American public pretty well and to this day, most people still believe Marconi invented the Radio Telegraph - probably including most people on Slashdot.

      The Radio Telegraph was invented by Tesla. The Radio ( as we know it today ) was invented by Fessenden.

      Neither really got the credit they deserve - Marconi had the political connections he needed to abuse the US patent system... I guess nothing has changed in 112 years.

      GrpA

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    5. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by rich_hudds · · Score: 1

      As I understand it Tesla didn't win his court case.

      Not sure why you feel the need to do Marconi down, it looks like it was the usual story of many people working on an obviously fruitful area of research and building on each others ideas. Marconi seems to have been the first to build a genuinely useful setup and therefore gets the most recognition.

    6. Re:A little mischief has always had its virtues. by mulaz · · Score: 1

      Marconi lost his patent. Sadly, Tesla was already dead by then.

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  27. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by EdIII · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Try visiting China. Went through 20 different cities and rural areas.

    Toilets are free, or at least everyone I saw was, but there were no toilet paper rolls, paper towels, etc. You brought your own paper napkins and toilet paper with you everywhere.

    Visited a factory and the public bathroom was a nightmare. You had running water, but were expected to have your own soap and paper. The executives handed me them.

    It was just normal there. We took around handiwipes with us everywhere.

    The only exception were the 4-5 star hotels that catered to westerners. Only time I had a "regular" toilet that I could sit on with a toilet paper roll right next to me. Rest were the squat type.

    I hear India and other places are not much different.

  28. And then... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0

    Then it tapped out, 'There was a young fellow of Italy, who diddled the public quite prettily.'

    When Marconi tried to reply, all he got back was, "Sorr can't.. hea.. u ... goin... throu.. tunne..." followed by a cryptic message: "NO CARRIER".

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  29. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    Well, since they got rid of phone booth's, anyway.

  30. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! Palin-Country, bitch!

  31. Never hear... by ThePhilips · · Score: 2

    Why we never hear "patent allowed," but instead always we hear this:

    [...] a stage musician and inventor who was annoyed because Marconi's patents prevented him from using wireless.

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    1. Re:Never hear... by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You used to.

      That was because patents were supposed to be awarded for things that people couldn't figure out how to do without looking at the patent. That's why we (ostensibly) require patents to be novel, and non-obvious. It's supposed to be a trade-off: in return for showing people how to do stuff they couldn't figure out on their own, you get a limited monopoly on that concept. Over all, such a system should broaden human knowledge and capability.

      Of course, nobody pays attention to obviousness or novelty any more - now we are awarding patents for things that are immediately obvious to people familiar with the art. And, surprise, surprise, we're finding that patents are impeding advancement.

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    2. Re:Never hear... by geekoid · · Score: 0

      "out how to do without looking at the patent"
      wrong.

      The people not paying attention are people like you who have never read patent law, it's history, why it's in the constitution to begin with or the definition of obvious.

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    3. Re:Never hear... by LordLucless · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wrong. You're an idiot.

      See, I can argue like you too! It's really easy when all you ever do is insult people and never make any actual points or provide information.

      You're a dick.

      Look, I did it again. I'm getting good at this. You should subcontract your commenting out to me - I can provide meaningless posts calling people names for a very reasonable fee.

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    4. Re:Never hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can provide meaningless posts calling people names for a very reasonable fee.

      I believe that Anonymous Coward Group, LLC, has a business method patent on that. Pay up.

    5. Re:Never hear... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because the times when patents did what they were supposed to do, i.e. promote publishing, ended with the first patent being issued.

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    6. Re:Never hear... by psxndc · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, you didn't provide any citation to the basis of your statement. I've never seen anything that says patents used to be awarded for things other people couldn't figure out without the patent.

      Geekoid wasn't very eloquent, but his point stands.

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    7. Re:Never hear... by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_having_ordinary_skill_in_the_art

      Patents were issued on designs that were not obvious to a "person having ordinary skill in the art". They weren't protection for new ideas, they were protection for new solutions. If you asked a skilled programmer how to implement one-click purchases, say, and he could come up the method described in Amazon's one-click patent, that patent should never have been awarded.

      If your invention is something that any reasonably-qualified engineer, if given the same problem, could come up with, it's obvious, and shouldn't qualify for protection. This is true even if nobody has actually implemented your solution before - just whether or not they could could do so.

      Hence, I stand by my original point - if people (with ordinary skill in the art) could figure out how to do something without consulting the patent, the patent is obvious, and should not be valid.

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    8. Re:Never hear... by psxndc · · Score: 1

      BUT, the fact the PHOSITA didn't come up with it but for your question, indicates it isn't obvious. In other words, if it's so obvious, why hasn't it been done before?

      And the one-click patent still stands after several looks at it by the patent office. Have you actually ever looked at the claims, or do you - like most hear - just assume it's obvious? It's a pretty narrow patent despite its moniker.

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    9. Re:Never hear... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      BUT, the fact the PHOSITA didn't come up with it but for your question, indicates it isn't obvious. In other words, if it's so obvious, why hasn't it been done before?

      That means that there's no such thing as non-obvious, as by your argument, the first person to do anything will always qualify. Obviousness and novelty are two distinct requirements. As for why PHOSITA hasn't already done it:: presumably because they've never been in a situation where they were required to come up with a solution to that question.

      As for the one-click patent, I just used it as an example, as it's one most people here would have heard of, and in a discipline that many understand.

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  32. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by EdIII · · Score: 3, Informative

    When you got to go, you got to go.

    Expecting a homeless person to hold for an hour or so till they find somebody willing to let them use the toilet is expecting too much. Are they going to walk around with signs, "Will work for a place to shit?".

    Reminds of the story with Gerard Depardieu peeing on the plane. He is an older guy, and when you got to go, you really have to go. Waiting 20-30 minutes is not optional. He whipped it out and just started peeing in the aisle. Better than peeing in his own pants sitting down for certain.

    Bottom line is that if you don't give a human being an option on where to to put "it", "it" is just going to be put anywhere.

  33. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

    When travelling in Europe, I find that the most consistently clean toilets are at McDonald's restaurants... when you *really* gotta go and can't get back to your hotel, it's worth the cost of a small coke.

  34. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

    Yeah, those things which never disappear and never have doctors, police, or anything else inside them... how disappointing...

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  35. Apple bashed Marconi was a thief by Whiteox · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is no way that Marconi invented anything. He was just an early Steve Jobs, so no wonder someone rained on his parade.
    There are too many references, but check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventor_of_radio.
    My favourite quote about this was Tesla when he said: "Marconi [... was] using seventeen of my patents"
    The first transmissions were around 1872, with most of the work done by Mahlon Loomis with his 'wireless telegraph'.

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    1. Re:Apple bashed Marconi was a thief by cusco · · Score: 4, Informative

      The full quote, which Tesla said when informed by a reporter that Marconi had managed to transmit a wireless message across the Atlantic, was "Marconi is a good fellow. Let him continue. He is using seventeen of my patents." IIRC, he then informed the reporter that if he had received the funding he had requested to build a receiving station in France he would have done the same thing five years earlier.

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    2. Re:Apple bashed Marconi was a thief by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you want a good historical Jobs, try Edison. He was a decent-but-not-great inventor, like Jobs. He was also a business genius, like Jobs. And, like Jobs, he realised the power of personality in marketing - building his empire largely by taking the ideas of his anonymous underlings and branding them as his own, creating the image of himself as an uber-inventor of superhuman intellect in order to better sell the inventions.

  36. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by steelfood · · Score: 2

    You'll see the same at restaurants, where you have to bring your own napkin.

    Free napkins and toilet paper are mostly subsidized by the cost of the food. This is made possible because the commodity is so inexpensive, and the primary product is priced sufficiently high enough to cover the cost of the commodity.

    In places like India and China (and numerous other places), natural resources (per capita) are relatively expensive, i.e. the cost of a roll of toilet paper or a stack of napkins or other such is significantly higher relative to the general cost of living.

    IMHO, this is actually a good thing. It keeps people from wasting the resource, because they're paying out of their own pocket for it. The price of the freebie is not hidden behind something else, like the price of the food or the entrance price. They know exactly how much each napkin is costing them, because they bought it. Which means they're not going to use it on things that are not worthwhile.

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  37. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by EdZ · · Score: 1

    You mean These*? They're mainly an attempt to solve the 'drunk people pissing everywhere' issue that requires expensive cleanup, i.e. a cost-saving rather than a philanthropic gesture.

    *The only reason I didn't use the clip set to the Thunderbirds March was because it didn't show the complete raise-lower sequence. It is truly unfortunate that they do not actually play this when activated.

  38. Not a musician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maskelyne (of the famed duo Maskelyne and Devant) was a stage magician, not musician.

  39. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "non olet"

    Didn't the Roman Emperor Vespasian charge Romans to use the public toilets?

  40. Magician, not Musician by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

    There were several Maskelynes. I believe the one mentioned in the summary was a stage magician not a musician.

  41. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    My friends tell me that Chinese toilets are like Mexican toilets, in that you can pee in them but you have to throw your poopy toilet paper into an adjacent wastebasket or you'll back the whole system up. Is that true?

    I've seen American companies have problems with the F.O.B. Asians actually standing up on the(American-style) toilets and then squatting to crap, causing damage to the toilets and prompting management to leave angry notes saying not to stand on the toilets pasted on all the stalls. My brain broke trying to comprehend the absurdity of that message until somebody explained to me that they're used to shitting "like birds perched on a branch."

  42. Re:Progressive Era by geekoid · · Score: 0

    Progressive have been behind every great decade in the US.

    You are a damn misogynist, racist, and a moron, but I repeat myself.

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  43. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by sconeu · · Score: 1

    I thought that police boxes usually have a Doctor (and maybe a companion) in them.

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  44. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

    Whoosh...

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  45. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In France there's a company called Relais that operates pay toilets in high-traffic sites like subway stations and shopping centers. Different prices for different services; the dumper costs more than the pisser, and so forth. They also have showers. And they sparkle...matter of fact, Yank tourists are often a bit bemused to see a female attendant working her way past with a mop as they stand at the pisser. Free toilets are usually nearby, sometimes adjacent...they aren't so nice. It's the Invisible Hand, working its magic.

    Gas stations on the German and Austrian Autobahn often have coin-op toilets. You put a euro coin in a slot to get in, and it gives you a receipt and unlocks the door. When you get up off the crapper, it flushes itself; then a robot arm comes down with a brush and a sprayer. The sprayer spritzes and the brush spins as the seat rotates 360 degrees on its axis. Then you can use the receipt to get your euro back if you buy anything.

    rj

  46. He was a MAGICIAN, not musician by Maow · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFS:

    Nevil Maskelyne, a stage musician

    From TFA:

    a mustachioed 39-year-old British music hall magician.

    Having said that, he may also have been a musician, but the magician part was how he used his interest in wireless technology:

    He would use Morse code in "mind-reading" magic tricks to secretly communicate with a stooge. He worked out how to use a spark-gap transmitter to remotely ignite gunpowder. And in 1900, Maskelyne sent wireless messages between a ground station and a balloon 10 miles away. But, as author Sungook Hong relates in the book Wireless, his ambitions were frustrated by Marconi's broad patents, leaving him embittered towards the Italian. Maskelyne would soon find a way to vent his spleen.

    Also, I've highlighted the most-relevant part to today's world: he was frustrated by overly-broad patents.

    Plus ca change...

  47. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He whipped it out and just started peeing in the aisle.

    Actually he discreetly attempted to pee into a bottle while still seated. Nobody could see his wang except his seat-neighbor who was a good friend of his (... and who incidentally lent him the bottle...). However, being an "elephant" as he is, the bottle overflowed, and the rest is history.

    No standing up in the middle of the aisle, and demonstratively peeing at the stewardess' feet. That was just pure journalistic fantasy.

    ... and he even offered to clean up the mess after the bottle (a "mini Evian" bottle) overflowed.

    Bottom line is that if you don't give a human being an option on where to to put "it", "it" is just going to be put anywhere.

    Indeed. I happened to be at a "Quick Hamburger Restaurant" to have a small snack after a drinking spree, and suddenly I had to go. Unfortunately all loos at that place were paying (... even for customers!). But fortunately there was a trashcan suspended at exactly the correct height...

  48. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by mikael · · Score: 2

    Not as high-tech as one of these Automatic rising toilets

    A time-switch activates a motor at night to raise the unit to street-level for use. Then as dawn breaks, the unit is lowered back underground.

    There are supposed to be safety systems that prevent anyone from being trapped and "buried alive".

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  49. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by EdIII · · Score: 2

    No standing up in the middle of the aisle, and demonstratively peeing at the stewardess' feet. That was just pure journalistic fantasy.

    Well that was the story going about over here in the US. I got to admit, I like that story better. Gerard defiant in the aisle, manhood in hand, screaming, "I piss for France!".

    It's just funnier that way. In any case, I support him. When you have to go that bad just let the person go to the bathroom in a dignified manner. From the story I heard he did explain how badly he needed to go and that he would not be able to hold it.

  50. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Pharmboy · · Score: 2

    When I flew into Brussels (yes, not USA), we then drove to Hasselt, and stopped for coffee and breakfast at a nice clean roadside "buffet" (European style, not American style). Can't remember the name, but it's a chain, nice clean place. Anyway, if you don't eat there, they charge you to use the bathroom, like half a Euro. They have an attendant there who checks your receipt or charges you if you don't have one. My American friend and I were dumbfounded. We live in the Carolinas, where pay toilets are almost unheard of, even in the city.

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  51. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by sjames · · Score: 1

    How about the filthy pay toilets that actually existed until CEPTA went into action?

  52. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by publiclurker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it's more of a grinding noise.

  53. Re:Progressive Era by ScentCone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Progressive have been behind every great decade in the US.

    Ah, yes. Progressives. Characterized by their movement's early and passsionate embrace of things like eugenics ("Really, it's for their own good - we're the best ones to decide who should be reproducing, don't you think?"). Fond of creating entire chunks of civilization that are simultaneously dependent on and resentful of a trickle of dole (tended to, of course, by ranks of career Dole Overseers who aspire to that position mostly while in Progressive-heavy lefty schools). Fond of enslaving one group of people so that they can claim to be taking care of another group who the say - because of their skin color - can't possibly look out for themselves, ever. Ah, Progressives - those fine young men and women who so staunchly protect freedom of speech unless they happen to disagree with what's being said, and then it must be made illegal, newspapers must be stolen and destroyed, and people speaking must be shouted down in the name of freedom of speech.

    Yeah, who's the mysoginistic, racist, moronic group, I wonder? The ones who insist on dividing everyone into race and grievance groups? The ones who proclaim prosperity to be evil, but who will grant a properous person a pass if they (publicly, anyway) say that the Progressives have it all right, after all? Ah, Progressives, ardent defenders of ugly mediocrity or worse in every school, lest a labor union give in an admit that there are such things as lousy teacher on the payroll. Progressives, who would rather see a bright student's intellect burn away than lose a member of their forced-to-contribute-to-specific-political-operations-if-they-want-to-teach plantation.

    Every great decade in the US has happened despite them, not because of them. They made the Great Depression longer and more ruinous, and we have a fanastic history-repeating-itself example of that sort of lunacy going on again, right now.

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  54. Need at least a 500ml bottle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the bottle (a "mini Evian" bottle) overflowed ...

    Any guy who has gone camping overnight in cold weather knows that a 330ml bottle is not quite enough. Hint: never borrow a 500ml nalgene bottle from, or loan one to, a camper. 1L bottles should be OK if your buddy also has the 500ml and can therefore tell them apart in the dark.

    1. Re:Need at least a 500ml bottle by mikael · · Score: 2

      Standard medical tests require an individual to provide 24-hours worth of urine ... Clinic provides the "specimen bottles", which are basically a pair of medically approved two litre water containers. Usually, one is enough, the second is there as a spare. But it's impressive to take back to the clinic, what looks like a two litre bottle of apple juice or cider.

      Best not to leave them in an unlocked car - wouldn't want them to get stolen :)

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    2. Re:Need at least a 500ml bottle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The lab I work at issues 4L bottles, and it's not that uncommon to get more than one for the 24hr period

    3. Re:Need at least a 500ml bottle by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Best not to leave them in an unlocked car - wouldn't want them to get stolen :)

      Yes, it's more fun to just leave such bottles near the roadside, park benches, bus-stops...
      Some people are strange enough to drink any "drinks" that they see "left behind" in public.

  55. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought those had all been removed because the homeless were using them to shoot up drugs and sleep in. Not to mention the prostitutes who were using them as an office.

  56. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

    John Nevil Maskelyne (of the pay toilet) was Nevil Maskelyne (the man in the article) 's father. Not sure if you knew this or not, but it might be ambiguous or confusing to others.

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  57. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    I'm from NC. I had never even heard of a pay toilet before my first trip to Italy. Don't think I've run into one in the US.

  58. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

    or cop cars?

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  59. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by mortonda · · Score: 1

    There are supposed to be safety systems that prevent anyone from being trapped and "buried alive".

    If you RTFA (I know, this is slashdot) it is raised and lowered by an attendant at sunrise and sunset.

  60. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by burisch_research · · Score: 1

    How very efficient -- how very German?

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  61. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

    My friends tell me that Chinese toilets are like Mexican toilets, in that you can pee in them but you have to throw your poopy toilet paper into an adjacent wastebasket or you'll back the whole system up. Is that true?

    I've seen a similar thing in a French mountain hostel. The wastebasket for the TP was mounted to the door. The whole stall was so small that you kept bumping your knees into the wastebasket. And, when done, bringing your hand holding the stained TP from the back to the front without staining your clothes proved to be an interesting puzzle... And no, just passing your hand from the front to your ass was not an option, because spreading your legs enough for the hand to pass was just not possible in that minuscule stall.

    So many people in the group didn't bother, and dropped the TP in the bowl anyways. We stayed only one night, and never knew whether this did indeed back the whole system up.

  62. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows you need at least 20oz capacity to pee in a bottle. I guess he never peed in a bottle before!

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  63. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    That describes toilets in some Greek islands I've visited. The second thing the holiday company rep said was not to flush your toilet paper, because the sewer system isn't able to take them and tends to clog very easily.

    The first thing the rep said was not to drink the tapwater.

  64. This is a clear violation of... by fotoguzzi · · Score: 2

    ...the Analogue Millennium Copyright Act.

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      Nah -- this was Morse code. The DMCA itself applies.

  65. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    As a young child I'll never forget stepping over streams of pee on the sidewalk while walking through New York city.

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  66. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    Forget it, this thread is now about toilets.

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  67. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by slashgrim · · Score: 2

    Not as high-tech as one of these Automatic rising toilets

    But the one-way mirror loo passes them all for zaniness!

  68. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Nyder · · Score: 1

    When I flew into Brussels (yes, not USA), we then drove to Hasselt, and stopped for coffee and breakfast at a nice clean roadside "buffet" (European style, not American style). Can't remember the name, but it's a chain, nice clean place. Anyway, if you don't eat there, they charge you to use the bathroom, like half a Euro. They have an attendant there who checks your receipt or charges you if you don't have one. My American friend and I were dumbfounded. We live in the Carolinas, where pay toilets are almost unheard of, even in the city.

    Weird, because where i come from (Seattle, yes, in the USA), those places say RESTROOMS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY.

    Granted they don't have someone standing there checking to make sure you bought something, but they normally do NOT let non paying customers use they restrooms. Why? Because having homeless and junkies using your bathrooms are bad for business.

    And honestly, do you want to go use a bathroom where anyone can go and use it? Ya, those anyone's usually are the homeless and druggies.

    For example, in Seattle, we have a place called Pike Place Public Market. And there is bathrooms anyone can use. And even though they get cleaned daily, they are gross as all hell, and I would NEVER do anything more then stand and pee there.

    But don't get me wrong, I feel a city should provide free bathrooms, but the businesses in that city can charge or not charge all they want. It's not about making money, it's usually about keeping paying customers happy.

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  69. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not a joke, BTW.

    Joke no, wrong yes.

    You confuse the father with the son. Sadly you are too retarded to even read the original article correctly.

  70. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Good beer, good sausage and sparkly clean toilets.
    I'm sold.

  71. *Sigh* The imperial system lets us down again~! by sjwt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once again, the inability of Americans to let go of the imperial system has lead to a disaster, if only the bottle had been marked metric then Gerard Depardieu would have known how much it held!

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  72. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by fiddley · · Score: 1

    Considering this is a story about hacking, on the 'news for nerds' website, you certainly got a good conversation going about PAY TOILETS, of all things. Well played sir. I never realised this would register so high on the conversational agenda. I'm going to try this one at my next dinner party :-)

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  73. Your Sig? by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Oh so appropriate for your subject.

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  74. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The only place I've seen pay toilets in the USA has been in bus stations and in fast food restaurants. The fast food restaurants have a token to give you if you buy food.

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  75. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    You mean These*? They're mainly an attempt to solve the 'drunk people pissing everywhere' issue that requires expensive cleanup, i.e. a cost-saving rather than a philanthropic gesture.

    *The only reason I didn't use the clip set to the Thunderbirds March was because it didn't show the complete raise-lower sequence. It is truly unfortunate that they do not actually play this when activated.

    I wonder how many people piss themselves for waiting for the thing to pop up. Also it saddens me that there is no music involved.

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  76. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    That's not a joke, BTW. So every time you really have to defecate and some greedy business or city has installed a pay toilet, you can thank John Nevil Maskelyne--the noble inventor who pioneered the idea of charging people a penny to take a shit.

    And, as an American, god bless you Committee to End Pay Toilets in America--for keeping this scourge mostly out of the land of the free crapper.

    So the guy was the first troll as well.

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  77. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by mikael · · Score: 1
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  78. Ya, Magician, for real by rechthofen · · Score: 1
  79. Re:Progressive Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be an imaginary "progressive" in a fantasy world of your own making, as this bears little resemblance to reality.

    Or, are you an Rand-toting, Paul-worshipping libertard?

  80. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of Turkish Toilets, also called "Squat Toilets".

    Pros: Squatting is better for getting the waste out of your bowels. Sitting on a toilet like a chair is actually unnatural. In the last 5 years or so physicians have been advising that people raise their feet on a stool on seated toilets to help with bowel movement.

    Cons: They can clog with toilet paper, so there's that. Also, they don't have standing water as sitting toilets do, so the stench can be rather pervasive.

  81. Re:Progressive Era by ScentCone · · Score: 0

    Or, are you an Rand-toting, Paul-worshipping libertard?

    Well, at least you're true to form. Progressive Playbook Rule #1: Never attempt to address issues or history, always attack whoever is talking with any slur or insult that's handy.

    See, I could bring up the history of Progressives doing things like locking away Japanese families because of their DNA, and instead of acknowledging that historical fact, you would come up with some new personal attack in a feeble attempt to pretend that another piece of history didn't happen. You're obviously too chicken to google on the topic of eugenics, lest you find that many progressive luminaries were really for it until Hitler made it too unfashionable even for them to keep selling.

    On whose doorstep would you lay the entrenched welfare culture, the crushingly huge and exploding entitlement programs, the fact that half of the people in the country aren't asked to pay any income taxes, and all the rest? Never mind. You know I'm right. You're just reacting according to your assigned role of "useful idiot," right out of the playbook. Keep up the good work, Progressive Citizen! You should be able to spout some more ad hominem venom before the night is over, should you bump into any more unpleasant reminders of reality.

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  82. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I witnessed a guy in a suit pinching one out between 2 cars in NYC. I think it was Derek Jeter, but i couldn't tell.

  83. Jasper Maskelyne, hero of WWII by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19170_6-insane-stories-magician-who-helped-win-wwii.html

    And that's where we have to leave it. One way or another, Jasper Maskelyne was a fascinating man, and there is no question he helped the war effort. But the real details have been blurred by secrecy, lost documents, exaggerated war stories and the fact that time has killed off almost everyone who would know for certain.

    But we admit: We want to believe it's all true. The idea that one man and his gang of rogue theater rats tricked the Nazis through Bugs Bunny-style tomfoolery? Who doesn't want to believe that?

  84. Re:Progressive Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off, the ad homien attacks (from AC #1) are dumb, and should be left out of any debate. Not all of us progressives are that way.

    Next, I've never understood the fixation on "income tax". The ultra rich don't really pay income tax either. Why don't we focus on the percentage of people that don't pay payroll taxes... or the ones that pay a smaller percentage of their income in sales taxes. Income tax is a silly thing to hunker down on.

    I like how you lump all of the bad things that happened as progressive ideas. I'll admit, that I'm not a history major, and my google-fu is weak at this time of day... but I would guess that large percentages of both parties were supporting the topics you bring up. Except in the case of actual politicking. Gauging our opinions on how politicians vote would be a colossal mistake. If you were to do that today, one might think that Republicans are for higher taxes. (payroll tax cut votes, anyone?).

    Lastly, comparing issues in the relatively distant past with issues today is dumb anyway. No one (of the serious people) is arguing that they didn't happen. Democrats today aren't arguing that we should round up the arabs and put them in prisons.

  85. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Don't shit where you sleep. The pay-for crappers here have the nickname "Nickel Hotel" amongst them. Take a wild guess why.

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  86. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Just stand outside one and peer at the mirror as if you can see through it. I betcha a lot of people couldn't take a crap anymore.

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  87. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I am from Europe, but believe me, this ain't the standard over here either. Sure, in subway stations or rail stations, pay toilets, but in restaurants... I am not sure, but maybe there's even a law against something like that in some of the saner countries of Europe...

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  88. THIS IS SLASHDOT! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    A story about the first hack of the world, and half the discussion is about toilets and taking a dump. Which just happens to be slightly, very slightly, topical, but still...

    Gotta love /. these days.

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    1. Re:THIS IS SLASHDOT! by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      Yup, this is home all right.

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    2. Re:THIS IS SLASHDOT! by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      Gotta love /. these days.

      Yes, because there was a time when conversations on /. didn't immediately turn to shit.

      It was back in 1923, and everyone on /. was serious, I tells ya. There were no lame memes or potty-mouthed jokes in those days, kiddo. Back in them days, we was all behind Cool Cal for President and everyone just sat around smoking fine cigars and having serious discussions about the markets. We had our hot grits plain in them days. Natalie Portman wasn't even a gleam in her daddy's eye. And we liked it, dagnabbit!

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  89. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

    Pretty standard in Belgium. They also do that in the toilets in shopping mals and stations and the like.

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  90. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

    It's not all restaurants, just the ones that otherwise would have lots of people passing through just to use the toilet. I don't think it's so strange, it annoys paying customers when there's a lot of people breezing through and the facilities aren't free to operate either (water, electricity, cleaning, etc.)

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  91. Another easy-to-read Slashdot headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration

    Can we have a poll on how many tries it took people to parse that sentence?

  92. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having seen toilets at nearly every stop in Thailand, north to south (thankfully only for No. 1's, mainly), Thailand is a mixed bag. Assume, especially with roadside toilets, that you're not going to have toilet paper. Sitters and squatters across the country are about 50-50, with a small preference for sitters (thankfully). Hotels, even small ones, are typically sitters with toilet paper provided.

    I've seen some really disgusting restrooms, but mainly you're going to be able to find a decent place to 'go' in Thailand.

    As I was thinking at several points throughout the trip, I should have done a photo documentary. Ah well.

  93. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    You just have to know where to look.
    I'm not homeless, but I essentially LOOK homeless. When wandering SF I use the nice plush bathrooms at the Palace Hotel, among other places.

    That's the thing about SF - you can be dressed in jeans with holes but you're just as likely to be a millionaire guest in the penthouse of the Palace Hotel as a homeless person.

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  94. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    We Europeans go to McDonald's. I'd never eat there but I'd spend a free penny.

    I hear that in the US too there are one or two McDonald's.

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  95. Do you clean toilets for free? by mangu · · Score: 1

    Where is it written that someone has the sacred duty to provide services to you for free? If you use someone else's toilet it's only fair that you pay for it.

  96. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by fmaresca · · Score: 1
  97. Re:Progressive Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be an imaginary "progressive" in a fantasy world of your own making, as this bears little resemblance to reality.

    Keep in mind that today "progressive" is a rebranding of liberal democrats in the US, these folks sullied the label "liberal" and need a new label. A hundred years ago "progressives" were kind of like tea partiers. Gun toting former republicans who were pissed off about government corruption and encroachment, were anti monopoly, pro environment, pro hunting, pro safety net, somewhat libertarian on personal freedoms, believed in American exceptionalism and a little military adventurism in the manifest destiny sense, etc ... former Republican Teddy Roosevelt created the Progressive Party.

  98. Re:Progressive Era by ScentCone · · Score: 0

    The ultra rich don't really pay income tax either.

    In fact, they pay the vast majority of the nation's income taxes. It's a simple matter of record. The IRS is happy to report that info to you, and do so every year.

    Income tax is a silly thing to hunker down on.

    Not while it's the main thing used to fund the operations of our government, it's not.

    comparing issues in the relatively distant past

    I only invoke the relatively recent past (many Progressives alive and voting today were very much alive and kicking fifty or seventy years ago) because the person to whom I replied explicitly made a (laughably ill-informed, or speciously disingenuous) historical assertion. I am providing some much needed perspective. As for how politicians vote ... nah, I'm more interested in stated principles. The Progressives loudly and actively support a welfare state, today. Now. They (today, now) are the source of speech-squashing political correctness movements in schools.

    They (today) are the primary source of intransigence in the retention of demonstrably poor teachers in failing schools.

    They (right now) are the prime backers of skin-color-based policy making and the message that some skin colors equal the permanent need for lower expectations.

    I mention history to show that these current bits of toxic thinking have their roots in the Progressive Movement, and the only thing that's changed is the tamping down of the more aggressively ugly stuff on the surface (like eugenics as an overt feature of the movement's vision for a better world).

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  99. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you forget it as an adult?

  100. Re:Progressive Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I am another AC)
    I realized some time ago that most, up to all human evil is other side of the coin of a variety of "good ideas" and zeal to better the things. Your critic of progressives falls short of analysis why and how progressive efforts turned ugly in the past, or why (supposedly) are they detrimental to wellbeing today. Also, don't forget that even your bashing of Progressives, elevated to an Kantian general principle will inevitably lead to yet another "good intentions" disaster. My point being: there are no easy solutions and simple tricks and most of all, there CAN be too much of a good thing. All the wisdom is in knowing when to stop.

    I stop now.

  101. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    One time I was competing in an mirrorkhana event in a mall parking lot. The place was PACKED with spectators. Crowds had to part for cars to move to and from the driving area and we were powersliding inches away from packed crowds.

    Anyways, there weren't nearly enough bathroom facilities for the number of people there, and only one area offered any shred of privacy. Had a good 3m wide river of piss going eventually x_x

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  102. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

    That is what our Belgian host told us, that they were common in Belgium in public areas. Here in the US, acceptance wouldn't be so forthcoming, particularly in the Southern areas. We expect a degree of that in urban bus stations and the like, but not if a Stuckeys or Cracker Barrel (our more common highway side eateries) did that, people would be pissed off and leave. Even truck stops won't do that here. Keep in mind, I'm talking about places that aren't urban (both here and in Belgium) so I'm not sure the reasoning given earlier (to keep out the homeless) really applies. If you don't have change (I NEVER carry change) and you run into one of those, what can do? Piss in the sink or the corner? Not worth the extra cleanup to collect a quarter.

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  103. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

    I hear that in the US too there are one or two McDonald's.

    As a matter of fact, we do - but I didn't realize you could smell the bathrooms from Europe.

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  104. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it's more of a grinding noise.

    Only if you forget to take the parking brake off.

  105. Don't you remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We built this city on rock-n-roll!

  106. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Shit matters.

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  107. Land of no crappers by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    Many cities simply just stopped having public restrooms entirely, thanks to CEPTA.

  108. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in San Fransisco.

    I said in America.

    Like in... United States OF America?

  109. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That about the Chinese TP can is true, used one in Beijing for a summer.