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  1. So what about people who are unable to have children, will they get offended by references to 'parent'?
    This has gotten out of hand, definitely.

    I would think it would be more offensive to "fork a child" ...

  2. Re:Pour salt in the wound... on MacBook Pro (2016) Disappointment Pushes Some Apple Loyalists To Ubuntu Linux (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Or any OS on AWS, no need to get into OS wars on that point.

  3. Pour salt in the wound... on MacBook Pro (2016) Disappointment Pushes Some Apple Loyalists To Ubuntu Linux (betanews.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We experienced much more traffic than we had prepared for, the website didn't go hard down but experienced slowness." And now it gets posted to Slashdot? Way to go!

  4. Re:More accurate headline? on English Man Spends 11 Hours Trying To Make Cup of Tea With Wi-Fi Kettle (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Well played.

  5. Re:Mountain pine beetle bad example on Does More Carbon Dioxide Mean Increased Crop Water Productivity? (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    What are you going on about? My point is that cows eat grass all the time, from the shortly after they are born. The whole midwest is full of pasture land.

  6. Re:Mountain pine beetle bad example on Does More Carbon Dioxide Mean Increased Crop Water Productivity? (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    lol Most cows have never even seen grass. Some have, sure. Mostly dairy cows, though.

    WAT?

    https://www.google.com/search?...

    It's big business, grazing the cattle to fatten them up before slaughter.

  7. You had me... on Java Installer Flaw Shows Why You Should Clear Your Downloads Folder (csoonline.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    at "delete all the Java installers".

  8. Re:Pope Francis - fuck your mother on Pope Francis: There Are Limits To Freedom of Expression · · Score: 1

    I can coexist quite well with Catholics who think my being gay is a sin; we can do good works together, have lunch, be friends. I can coexist quite well with Seventh Day Adventists who think alcohol is sinful, too. We can all be friends.

    This is what I find rare - it seems most often that anytime someone expresses an opinion that it is sin, they immediately get branded as hateful bigots etc. Tolerance needs to go both ways.

  9. Re:Tree of liberty on UK Man Arrested Over "Offensive" Tweet · · Score: 1

    You must find yourself offensive....

  10. Re:Someone doesn't understand devops. on How 'DevOps' Is Killing the Developer · · Score: 2

    Devops is even more than this, it also means applying common change management that is common in source code development to operational configuration, using tools like chef or puppet. It's scary how much "cowboy configuration" there is out there, and yet in the programming world, "cowboy coding" is frowned upon.

  11. Re:Dreaming of code? on The Moderately Enthusiastic Programmer · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I'm not the only one with that nightmare? Ha, and I didn't even finish college, I left early to start my own business. What should I care anyway? But I still get those nightmares. What's that math book under the bed? OH NOES!

  12. Re:Hate to hit on Japan's L-Zero Maglev Train Reaches 310 mph In Trials · · Score: 1

    A cow at that speed...

    ... had better moooove.

  13. Re:I'm Having Trouble with the Radar Sir on Next Up: the Jamming Wars · · Score: 1

    I clicked on this story just to find this.

  14. Re:36 million units sold in 2011 on The Glorious Return of the Twinkie · · Score: 1

    Oh, Also, a friend of mine who actually read the proposed agreement, said the union contract was written in such a way that management could essentially rewrite it or walk - it was a horrible contract. It didn't do any favors for the union workers.

    I usually don't like unions, but in this case, I think there was cancer all over the system and it just needed to be put down.

  15. Re:36 million units sold in 2011 on The Glorious Return of the Twinkie · · Score: 1

    I live in a town affected by this - in fact, we are now the main hostess factory to begin production and our city is looking forward to the 250 to 300 jobs returning. The big point I always heard from the actual workers here, is that a lot of pension money was diverted, and most of the workers lost all of their retirement money. The striking unions figured it was better to just kill the company and hope for better management.

    Of course, the new management is pretty much the same old people.. and they aren't hiring anyone who actually went on strike. Nice move there.

    The best I can hope is that the silly union rules mentioned elsewhere in this thread are no longer there, which may allow for a more profitable business. I don't have any info on what the new job salaries are, or benefits, though. I would not be surprised if it is lower than before. Well, except for management.

  16. Re:Give up freedom to fight terrorism? on Majority of Americans Say NSA Phone Tracking Is OK To Fight Terrorism · · Score: 1

    Proof that the measures are protecting us from terrorism, right?!

  17. Re:Gaps between numbers... on Major Advance Towards a Proof of the Twin Prime Conjecture · · Score: 1

    Traditionally, it helps when the recipient has a sense of humor, too.

  18. Re:Golden Corral on How Netflix Eats the Internet · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but I've never seen a buffet discourage its customers from eating more food.

    I have worked a pizza place that asked a family not to come back. 4 people, and when we saw them come in the door, we put 5-10 pizzas in the oven to replace the buffet that was about to get decimated.

  19. That's not pear shaped.... on First Observations of Short-lived Pear-shaped Atomic Nuclei · · Score: 1

    it's just big-boned.... :D

  20. Re:Completely agree on CSS Selectors as Superpowers · · Score: 1

    Sure, you can use a bad tool to do useful things, but why?

  21. Re:Completely agree on CSS Selectors as Superpowers · · Score: 3, Funny

    And now your web server has to do PHP processing on every page and every style sheet, so your load goes up. So you implement some caching. Now you have two problems.

    3 problems.... php itself being one.

  22. Re:If two people lock down a major city.... on Bruce Schneier On the Marathon Bomber Manhunt · · Score: 1

    If two people with makeshift bombs can cause a major city to go on lockdown, isn't the message to terrorists that a multi-city disruption -- say, shutting down from Boston to Philly -- wouldn't take very many people or that much coordination?

    Well, the other major message could also be that the entire population of said city is going track you down, cooperate with law enforcement when needed, and when you are either dead or captured, go back to business as usual.

  23. Sneakers rewrite? on Passthoughts, Not Passwords: Authentication Via Brainwaves · · Score: 1

    "My brain is my password. Verify me".

    OTOH... Since that can't be recorded on a tape, it gets kinda messy.

  24. Latency? on Closing the Gap To Improve the Capacity of Existing Fiber Optic Networks · · Score: 3, Funny

    all of the world's internet traffic could be transmitted via a single fiber.

    Um, sure, that's easy.... but how long will it take?

  25. Re:Frosty piss on Longest Running Linux Distribution Slackware Adopts MariaDB · · Score: 1

    Real programmers roll their own database files with b-tree indexes. ;)