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Why Do All Movie Tickets Cost the Same?

gambit3 sends this quote from The Atlantic: "Like tens of millions of Americans, I have paid money to see Mission: Impossible, which made $130 million in the last two weeks, and I have not paid any money to see Young Adult, which has made less than $10 million over the same span. Nobody is surprised or impressed by the discrepancy. The real question is: If demand is supposed to move prices, why isn't seeing Young Adult much cheaper than seeing Mission: Impossible?"

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  1. Re:Parking garage by wygit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because all the parking spaces are showing the same movie?

  2. Re:Prices ARE different by TheABomb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, if only I got a discount for every time I left a cinema bored ...

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  3. Re:Video Games by TheABomb · · Score: 5, Funny

    But when DNF was supposed to come out, $15 could fill your gas tank AND have enough left over for a pack of cigarettes.

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  4. You didn't fool me by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is Slashdot, the only acceptable price for a movie is 0 because it doesn't cost anything to copy it.

  5. Re:Prices ARE different by formfeed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, if only I got a discount for every time I left a cinema bored ...

    That's actually easy. Put an infrared led on your jacket. If the movie sucks, activate it.

  6. Re:Prices ARE different by bmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will accuse you of video taping the movie, be rude to you, rough you up, possibly call the cops, and all the while you don't have a camera.

    You point this out.

    You get the "please don't sue us" discount.

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  7. Re:Prices ARE different by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus you get your photo on the "refuse service" wall like a local celebrity!

  8. Dates by Chysn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Movies are popular attractions for dates*. You can take a date to a bad movie, and won't necessarily reflect poorly upon you. But if you take a date to a bad movie because happened to be cheaper than a putative good movie, you're just not getting laid**.

    * A social activity with a potential or established romantic goals.
    ** Sexual intercourse.

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  9. Re:Prices ARE different by aix+tom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds definitely more interesting than a couple of the latest movies that have come out.

  10. Re:Prices ARE different by Genda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wires, battery, LED... $5. Pissing off the staff at your local fusion center... Priceless!!!

  11. Re:Prices ARE different by datavirtue · · Score: 3, Funny

    You just reminded me why I don't go to the movies.

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