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Victorinox Makes 1TB Swiss Army Knife

Posted by samzenpus on from the MacGyver-approved dept.

judgecorp writes "The Swiss Army knife has been available with storage for some time — now there is a 1 terabyte version. It comes with two bodies, so the storage can be swapped out into a flight-safe version with no knife or scissors. The company left the price off its release, but sources suggest it is $3000."

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  1. Just what the world needs by Bohnanza · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Swiss Army knife with no knife.

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  2. Itb in a knife by Master+Moose · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's cutting edge!

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  3. Re:3k??? by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'...

    Oh, wait, I thought you said 1024 Bee Gees. My bad.

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  4. Re:Why? by Sebastopol · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, because they certainly do NOT confiscate knives on planes. ;-)

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  5. Re:Why? by Radtastic · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to make sure the TSA leaves your digital goodies alone, label it 'Viruses for AV Testing". Bonus: Carry a disclaimer form releasing you of damages if they do plug it in.

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