Victorinox Makes 1TB Swiss Army Knife
judgecorp writes "The Swiss Army knife has been available with storage for some time — now there is a 1 terabyte version. It comes with two bodies, so the storage can be swapped out into a flight-safe version with no knife or scissors. The company left the price off its release, but sources suggest it is $3000."
What's better...
Swiss army knife with storage
Sex with a mare
I like cool toys as much as the next nerd, but I can't come up with anyone who needs this kind of storage but can't carry around a small external HDD. Do they exist, or is this a "because we can" thing?
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I would much rather have a Debian Swiss Army knife... mine is somewhere between Switzerland and the US right now...
http://wiki.debian.org/Merchandise/SwissKnives
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The TSA will surely snag your "flight safe" Victorinox!
They took a 3-inch plastic toy doll's rifle from a child - because it was a "replica firearm".
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I was wonderin, but... http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/43868/victorinox-ssd-swiss-army-pictures has 3k for the price, though unofficial. I'd love to hear how swiss army came up w that $ sum.
I say this because... swiss army knife = $15 on a good day, 1 tb usb drive = $10 on any day, granted the hardware encrypted and shock proof ones are more expensive, but https://store.ironkey.com/personal = $80 and if anybody wants something like http://www.amazon.com/1TB-Encrypted-Slim-Drive-256BIT/dp/B0036TVX94 they're just being stupid and trying to rip you off. So, $100 v 3k? why???
Finally, enough room for my porn collection :-)
A Swiss Army knife with no knife.
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. . . a whole data center! . . . with some junk he finds lying around . . .
. . . and creates a world wide social network . . . and all the members help him save the world and escape . . .
Victorinox: "Yes, that was what we envisioned that could be done with our new knife . . ."
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Should really be 3.0 not 2.0 for 1TB of space to fill.
Drool. Not that I really need 1TB of such portable storage, but I can't help but look at it and thing, "Oh! SHINY!"
That's cutting edge!
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In previous models the encryption is software based and for Windows only.
Just what I've always wanted in a durable metal tool: a delicate electronic attachment highly likely to break or become obsolete well before the rest of the thing. Can we think of a way to make it rely on some obscure teeny batteries, with a chintzy plastic door that falls off if you look at it funny? That's the only thing I like even better...
Just get a damned K-bar and intimidate the bits at your destination into the correct pattern.
This is something no one needs. Giz has been plugging the hell out of this thing and no one is going to buy it.
under the dumbshit category
1. Checked baggage.
OR
2. Separate the drive from the rest. (It was incredibly easy with their past versions.)
OR GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS
Well, I can get a terrabyte drive for under $100 and a Swiss Army knife with all the other stuff for under $200 easy, so, why should I pay $3000? To show off?
The problem with Swiss army knife+usb is that you can have the Swiss army knife for a lot longer than the life of the USB stick. Fifteen years ago I bought a 1.2GB 3.5" hard drive for $150. It was a good deal. Today, 16GB comes on a micro SD sells for a measly $20. But my Swiss army knife from is still just as precious and useful as it was when I got it.
Victorinox has had a line of these for several years. I own one of the early ones from when 512MB was as big as you could buy. It's been on my keychain all these years and still works great.
I've found the tool I use most often is the knife, usually for opening packaging. When the pen stopped working, they sent me a new one, no questions asked. And I'm not sure what other people store on these things, but I hardly ever use more than 100MB.
unless it comes with Perl
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
I had one of the flash versions. A 16GB dream that I left in Hawai'i. *sigh*
The flash drive part was much like any other flash drive. Insanely durable (went through my washer and dryer more than one - oops).
I wouldn't be so quick to knock it.
I prefer a smartphone/knife combo. Do they plan to make such combos too?
...so the storage can be swapped out into a flight-safe version with no knife or scissors...
The security theater related to flying never ceases to amaze me... You can get steak knives onboard (first class) but cannot bring a small folding knife...
But of course, those people travelling on first class are decent people so they're safe... Oh wait, the 9/11 hijackers travelled on first class to be near the cockpit. Bummer...
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I didn't know that!
This country was neutral to all wars I can remember. I am surprised to hear it has army.
I don't recommend this idea at all, but stomach acid is only dilute hydrochloric. There are sealed USB sticks with gold plated copper contacts that would have no problems with it at all.
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I too travel all the time with External Harddrives. I've never had a problem. They just to through the xray machine with everything else. If border guards had to check every computer or harddrive for data they wouldn't be able to do their jobs very well. Of course, I'm not on any watch lists nor do I look like a terrorist, so that might help.
Just take a gun with you. Seriously, I'm not kidding - Packing & the Friendly Skies (Why Transporting Firearms May Be The Best Way To Safeguard Your Tech When You Fly) by Deviant Ollam (content starts at 0:41). This looks like the best way to fly with things you don't want the TSA to mess with.
the TSA has been pretty good about supporting flight friendly versions of these products.
I've never quite understood all of the apparent suspicion, and desire to hide, data being moved around on physical media.
If I had something really secret, and I wanted to cross a border, and also wanted the data to cross a border, I'd feel much more comfortable encrypting it and moving the data electronically.
I suppose there are some exceptions (national firewalls or poor transmission rates in a particular country), and maybe the few people out there with large chunks of data that are considered trade secrets. But for your average user, I just don't get it. Most people don't travel with electronic data that's any more sensitive than the physical data (passport, credit cards) they're also carrying.
Ok, the main reason "Why?" is that it was a present from my wife, and it's 128MB from back when that was a typical size for a USB memory stick. It was geeky and cute. You could fit a small Linux distro on it if you wanted, though I mainly just used it to move files around (and open boxes), and if you need to fly on an airplane, the memory stick part pops out so you can carry it without the knife body. And even today, I very seldom use data files bigger than 128MB (except for music, ISOs, and mailboxes), so it's useful for carrying things around. (OTOH, 4GB memory sticks are getting to be too small for a lot of things, since Outlook mailboxes are bloated and collections of music are much larger than individual tunes or albums.)
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