User: PollTroll

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On: Victorinox Makes 1TB Swiss Army Knife

What's better...

Swiss army knife with storage
Sex with a mare

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On: Japan's MagLev Gets Go Ahead

What's better...

Straw man attacks against conservatives
Sex with a mare

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On: A Map of the Universe, 10 Years In the Making

What's better...

A map of the Universe
A map of a mare... for sex. With a mare.

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On: Garage Startup Develops "Personal Computer"

What's better...

Garbage Computer
Sex with a mare

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On: NASA Launches Giant Magnifying Glass Into Space

What's better...

Magnifying Cum Taco's hole
Sex with a mare

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On: Vista Shipped On 39% of PCs In 2007

What's better...
 
  Vista
  XP
  OS X
  Sex with a mare

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On: Emailed Threats Less Crazy Than Snail Mail

What's better...

E-mail
Snail mail
Sex with a mare

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On: Impassable Northwest Passage Open For First Time In History

What's better...

A hole opening up on the northwest passage...
A hole opening up on a mare

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On: Going to Yosemite? Get Your Passport Ready!

What's better...

Getting screwed by the Government
Getting screwed by a mare

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On: Human Origins Theory Tested By Recent Findings

What's better...

Upright Things
Tool Users
Using my upright tool on a mare

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On: Tales of Conversion - Using Ubuntu at Work

What's better...

Vista
XP
Ubuntu
OS X
SWAM

Too few characters per line? what kind of crap is that?

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On: Brian May, Rock Legend, Soon-To-Be Astrophysicist

What's better...

Brian May
Rock Legend
Soon-to-be
Astrophysicist
Sex with a mare

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On: Dell Asking ATI For Better Linux Drivers

What's better...

M$ Winblows
Lunix
Sex with a mare

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On: Will Microsoft Put The Colonel in the Kernel?

What's better...

Sex with a colonel
Sex with a kernel
Sex with a mare

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On: Giant Squid Washed Ashore in Australia

You missed one.

What's better?

Sex with a giant squid
Sex with a mare

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On: You Too Can Be An Amazon Bestseller

Wait, you mean best seller ratings are based on how many copies they sell?? I always thought that they were based on imPolls.

for example:
Which book is better?

Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Fast Food Nation
The Bible
Cowboy Neal does America
Sex with mares for dummies

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On: Ask Sony's Phil Harrison About PS3 and Games

I just have to ask the question, and I think I speak for the entire slashdot community as well.

What's better...

PS3
Sex with a mare

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On: Enormous Amount of Frozen Water Found on Mars

What's better...
 
  Giant Underground Ice Block
  Sex with a mare on said ice block.

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On: Simulation Explains Supermassive Black Holes

What's better...

Growing black holes
Regulating goatse's black hole itself
Sex with a mare's black hole

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On: The Semantics of Free Software vs. Open Source

What's better...

Free Software
Open Source Software
Free Sex
Free Sex with a Mare with Open sores.

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On: Homebrew Digital Picture Frame w/Remote

What's better...

Digital image of a naked mare
Printed image of a naked mare
Sex with a mare

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On: Realtime Audio Conversion And Serving

What's better...

.mp3
.wma
.rm
.ogg
.swam

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On: Burt Rutan On Future Of SpaceShipOne (and Two)

What's better...

Space Ship One and a mare
Gandalf's pointy hat trick and a mare
You and a mare

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On: ASUS Barebones: Multimedia Even Sans Hard Drive

What's better...

ASUS Barebones
Mac stuff
Sex with a mare

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On: How Can I Trust Firefox?

What's better...

Internet Explorer
Firefox
Sex with a mare