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Teens Share Passwords As a Form of Intimacy

nonprofiteer writes "The New York Times claims that the hot new trend among teenagers in love is to share passwords to their email and Facebook accounts, as the ultimate form of trust. According to Pew, 33% of teens surveyed say they do this. One expert says the pressure to share passwords is akin to the pressure to have sex. Forbes says don't do it! 'There is something pure and romantic about the idea of sharing everything, and having no secrets from one another. But it's romantic the same way that Romeo and Juliet is romantic, in a tragic, horrible, everyone-is-miserable-and-dies-at-the-end kind of way.' Sam Biddle at Gizmodo writes about which passwords are okay to share (like Netflix), but says to stay away from handing over email or Facebook passwords. 'We all need whatever scraps of privacy we have left, and your email is just that.'"

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  1. You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're just a jealous bitch, mom! You don't understand that Daniel and me are going to last FOREVER!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!

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    1. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Honey, he just wants to sleep with you to get your password. Just give him a blow job and leave him. That'll show him!"

    2. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly her password is "omgi3>daniel"

    3. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, with the internet maybe she will update you on the birds and bees

    4. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Real simple solution for this solution. Invite Daniel over for dinner. Begin peppering Daniel and your daughter about wedding plans and telling him how much you'll love having him in the family. They'll be split up in two weeks tops.

    5. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not combine the two into one grand talk?

      OK, you're 14 now, it is time for us to talk about a few things. If you have sex with someone, use a condom, and make sure you do not sign their public key unless you really trust them.

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    6. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by Pope · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, you're 14 now, it is time for us to talk about a few things. If you have sex with someone, use a condom, and make sure you do not sign their public key unless you really trust them.

      Why does this sound like an XKCD comic?

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    7. Re:You don't understand, I LOVE HIM!!! by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just let her browse internet porn on an unpatched version of Windows XP so you won't have to say a word. And remember: the best kind of parenting is lazy parenting.

  2. XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    XKCD covered this years ago http://xkcd.com/215/

  3. Luggage combination. by SeNtM · · Score: 3, Funny

    My password is the same as my luggage combination.

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    "There ought to be limits to freedom." -George W. Bush
  4. Can we just encourage old vices instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd much rather my kids be having sex than sharing passwords.

    1. Re:Can we just encourage old vices instead? by war4peace · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, between themselves?
      PERV! :)

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  5. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can rest assured that my girlfriend will never remember my oft-used password "Soviet Russia Beowulf Netcraft Libraries of Congress"

  6. At least..... by SwedishChef · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least you can change the password... pretty hard to return virginity.

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  7. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    *facepalm* And this, my friend, is why so few people here admit to being female.

  8. Re:Savages by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men."
    Ayn Rand

    Sounds like that woman had a lot of issues. Hope everything worked out for her.

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  9. Re:Teens do a lot of dumb stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teens do a lot of dumb stuff

    Yeah but there is a difference between normal teen stuff like having unprotected sex and stuff that can cause serious harm in their later life like sharing passwords.

  10. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    She probably didn't come here to be earnestly and pseudonymously white-knighted by desperate nerds either, but here you are anyway.

  11. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure she didn't come to Slashdot to be facetiously and pseudonymously hit on.

    Why not? People certainly don't come here for the deep, unique, insightful commentary or the thoughtful and understanding replies. Sure, perhaps in Soviet Russia ... but not here, where all things exist in moderation. :-)

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  12. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

    All he has to do is remember the ASCII code of your password.

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  13. Re:I can't remember my husband's passwords by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    My gallantry is bigger.

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  14. Re:Teens do a lot of dumb stuff. by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was a Teen, and I shared my Password as a form of intimacy I would have gotten a response at best "Your such a Nerd!" (Back then a Nerd wasn't good)

    Yeah. Offering Sysop access to my dialup BBS never got me laid.

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    Godaddy is a scam and a ripoff.
  15. my wife and I do this by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife and I do this. I keep her passwords on a sheet of paper in the safe. She reads mine before going to bed every night (I believe she's on chapter 2, "Routers and Switches").

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  16. Re:Children acting childish... by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I trust my boss with work-related things, but that doesn't mean I give him the passwords to all the servers at work. Why? He doesn't need them.

    When I explain new staff about our security policies, I explain them not to give anybody their password. They say OK. Then I say "Not even to me." They start to look a bit worried. Then I say "Not even to the CEO" and then they get confused.

    When I say "Not even to the IT guy who is repairing your PC" they are completely baffled and stare at me as if I am sore sort of drugs.

    Mmm. Perhaps I must try it out and ask after a week or so if they don't give me the password they are fired. See if they give it or not.

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  17. Re:Thanks for the spoilers warning by Nationless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damnit, I was planning on watching Die Hard this weekend.

    Now it looks like I don't have to.

    Jerk.

  18. Geniuses don't think they know everything.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 3, Funny

    we know we know everything.

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    1. Re:Geniuses don't think they know everything.... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

      Socrates gave us a point of view in that "True wisdom is knowing that you know nothing".

      However, this comes from a man who's last words were "I drank what?!"

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  19. Re:Netflix by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

    even though we have never had another relationship, we know we are perfect for one another

    I tried explaining something like this to my girlfriend. I told her I wanted to PROOF she was the only one and because of my love for her I slept with other women. She did not agree and told here I went behind her back.

    I then proposed to to take these women home and share the bed with the three BECAUSE I loved here and wanted her to see that proof and be part of it. That was also not an option.

    Damned if you do and damned if you don't. I sure can't figure out what she wants from me.

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  20. No! Bad Teenagers! by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't you know that's the best way to get a virus?! You must practice safe hex in your relationship!

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  21. Re:Teens do a lot of dumb stuff. by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea, might have worked with the right guys.