Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship

astroengine writes "A group called Transception Incorporated, self-described as an Austin, Texas-based psychic R&D operation, sent a letter (PDF) to NASA Administrator Charles Bolden that nominates the Apollo 16 crew for the Congressional Space Medal of Honor. Why? Well, a variety of 'shipwreck elements' on the Moon — described as 'structures, people/aliens, biological technology, and their plight' — were reportedly 'seen' through remote viewing (PDF) by six experts at Transception. These 'elements' can be seen, along with Apollo 16 moonwalkers John Young and Charles Duke, in photographs during that famous mission, obviously making this the first ever alien encounter."

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Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing"

[elrous0]

"We're not sure what these psychics are talking about, but we sure didn't encounter any aliens, nor were we in any way anally-probed. And we certainly weren't anally-probed repeatedly. Just never happened. We enjoyed a normal mission with no butt-raping from aliens at all...just two astronauts doing their job and *not* being tied down and repeatedly probed."

Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing"

[Anonymous Coward]

And we certainly weren't anally-probed repeatedly. Just never happened. We enjoyed a normal missionary position

FTFY

Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing"

[Bitsy Boffin]

"We're not sure what these psychics are talking about, but we sure didn't encounter any aliens, nor were we in any way anally-probed. And we certainly weren't anally-probed $^&$!@... I love to sing-a; About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a; I love to sing-a; About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,

Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing"

[hairyfeet]

Well I personally think its funny that most likely to this very day the US government is working under a 'war of the worlds' rule that says if little green men parked on the White house lawn to get some pics with the Obama cutout they'd be going "aliens? what aliens? didn't see a thing, nope' because they are afraid we poor little peasants would snap and go apeshit. It reminds me of a booklet my grandfather brought home from the airbase he was stationed on around the time of Blue book. It said "THERE ARE NO UFOS...but if you see one DO NOT FIRE unless fired upon and report it immediately to the base commander". He said 'perfect example of military logic, we refuse to admit anything might exist but don't shoot at the damned thing whatever you do".

The sad part is if UFOs are real most likely they are doing the same thing we do on those safari tours, pointing out the animals on some "tour of the crazy monkey world". I can just imagine the spiel "And here we have the crazy monkeys in one of their favorite past times, where they throw chunks of metal and primitive chemical rockets at each other in a fight for territory and dominance, most likely for mates and resources. No flurg you may NOT go poke one with a stick, do you have ANY idea what a crazy monkey smells like? you get close enough to poke it with a stick we will never get the stench out of the ship, woof. Oh and here's a treat for those with strong stomachs, over on the left we have two of the monkeys procreating on top of one of their primitive huts. As you can see they haven't developed asexual reproduction which is why we believe they smell so horrible, its most likely used to attract mates and to tell when the female is fertile. Oh it looks like its your lucky day folks, directly in front of us is one of their incredibly primitive flying vehicles, we believe those bulbous things hanging below it is a fetish to show the females how high the pilot ranks with the tribe, now we will play with it a little just so you can see how poorly built these machines are, why they can't even turn sideways!"

Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing"

[Black Parrot]

Well I personally think its funny that most likely to this very day the US government is working under a 'war of the worlds' rule that says if little green men parked on the White house lawn to get some pics with the Obama cutout they'd be going "aliens? what aliens? didn't see a thing, nope' because they are afraid we poor little peasants would snap and go apeshit.

Worse, they'd be *illegal* aliens, and there'd be no end of the shit Obama had to hear from the Republican candidates.

Dumbasses

[tylersoze]

Bah, everyone knows it was Apollo *11* that discovered aliens. They even made a documentary about it where events occurred in real time, it was called "Transformers Presents: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon: The Quickening" or something like that, by Average American Voter.

All right then ...

[quax]

... time to submit all my exciting Nostradamus prediction stories and how it ties in with the world ending in 2012.

C'mon editors! This is what is now considered front page material?

MPAA

[guttentag]

The MPAA should hire these guys to lobby Congress on their behalf, because they make a much more convincing argument for blatant bullshit than Chris Dodd ever did.

Re:MPAA

[Bradmont]

No, the MPAA should sue their arses. Obviously, if they have the power to psychically see things outside of normal line of sight, they must, logically, be watching movies they haven't paid for, and thus causing millions of dollars of sales losses. While they're at it, they should have any domain names associated with the group confiscated, for promoting their illegal and immoral methods of pirate viewing.

Re:Thats another low for the slashdot

[tripleevenfall]

all it's missing is the editorializing in the summary.

"It will be interesting to see how the corporatist plutocrats in Washington respond to this blowing of the cover-up and how it proves that Google is actually regarded as a diety by every galactic culture but ours..."

Alien press release

[funwithBSD]

The Aliens released a statement through their spokesman, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos:

Psychics do not exist. We bred it out of the human race a long time ago.

Also, Flock of Seagulls is the best band Evah!

Re:Thats another low for the slashdot

[Jeng]

and how it proves that Google is actually regarded as a diety by every galactic culture but ours..."

That sounds more plausible than TFA.

Re:Psychics != Physics. :(

[icqraid]

I too thought it said Physics. I was expecting a logical sequence of empirical data, but I got a post that shouldn't be on slashdot.

Someone mis-spelled Psychotics

[terjeber]

EOM

B Ship

[Tokolosh]

Send them with the hairdressers and telephone sanitizers to find the aliens.

I just love this concept and will help to make it happen.

Re:Fuck this shit. Last straw. Bye slashdot

[geekoid]

How to tell someone isn't really going to quit /. They talk about quitting /.

Re:Psychics != Physics. :(

[Darinbob]

If the Psychic Friends Network were actually my friends, they'd be calling me when I had problems to cheer me up.