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Some Windows 8 Laptops May Come With Built-In Kinect Sensors

An anonymous reader writes to point out reports that Asus is "working on a new laptop that will include Kinect gestures and will be compatible with Windows 8," and adds, "What does this mean for the consumer? Portable gestures in Windows 8!" Wired has an article based on the same report, which mentions also the prospect of devices incorporating alternative gesture-tracking software from SoftKinectic and others.

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  1. Re:This could be amazing for the disabled by Vecanti · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have Parkinson's you insensitive clod!

  2. Re:And a locked down bootloader? by game+kid · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's ok, someone will make a Metro app that unlocks the loader with a middle-finger gesture. (The devs just need a new name because "Angry Flipped Birds" won them a C&D...)

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  3. I have a suggestion! by goldaryn · · Score: 4, Funny

    BSOD - you can simply bang your head on the table to restart your computer!

    1. Re:I have a suggestion! by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bang Skull On Desk?

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  4. 20 years ago by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    someone talking to themselves walking down the street would have been considered insane or on drugs

    now, they just have a bluetooth headset on and are perfectly normal

    today, someone sitting alone in the park making random jerky gestures would be someone on drugs, or insane

    in 5 years, that's just someone using their kinect-enabled laptop

    it's all part of technology's goal of virtualizing the experience of tourette syndrome and schizophrenia for us all

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  5. So let me get this straight... by jjoelc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows8... With a touch inspired graphical interface... And someone thinks the solution is to include a touch less hardware interface...

    I'll skip all the jokes about keeping away from Wwindows... Or a hands-off approach to management, etc. (or not...)

  6. Re:Exciting by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What really has me excited about Windows 8 is Kinect. I think we're going to see a big transformation in the landscape of user interface in the next several years pushing us towards device-less interfaces.

    Yeah, we're all going to create Excel spreadsheets by randomly waving our hands in front of the screen.

  7. And people thought Siri was silly... by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some people were complaining about Siri, saying that for some reason they didn't want to be seen out in public, talking on... a phone.

    Well I'd take that over being out in public with my mobile device looking like I was being attacked by an invisible cloud of bees.

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