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Australian Scientists Discover 'Oldest Living Thing On Earth'

New submitter offsafely writes "Scientists in Australia have discovered the oldest living life-form to date: a small patch of Ancient Seagrass, dated through DNA sequencing at 200,000 years old." Says the linked article: "This is far older than the current known oldest species, a Tasmanian plant that is believed to be 43,000 years old." What I want to know is, How does it taste?

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  1. wow by irussel · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here i was thinking they were talking about Joan Rivers...

  2. 200,000 Years Old? by omganton · · Score: 5, Funny

    This "scientific discovery" directly conflicts with my belief that the entire universe is only 6000 years old.

  3. Re:BS Summary and Article title by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure you wife will think that explains it all.

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  4. Re:How do you define age though? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or are we just talking 200K years since its DNA was last involved in sexual reproduction?

    Oh, that reminds me! My wedding anniversary is coming up soon...

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