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Jedi Master's Hand-Made Lightsaber Stolen

Posted by samzenpus on from the lost-your-weapon-you-have dept.

First time accepted submitter psiogen writes "Flynn Michael, an instructor at New York Jedi, an organization that teaches 'practical knowledge of how to use a lightsaber, left his custom-crafted blade for only a few imperial minutes, but when he returned, it was gone. From the article:'“Who steals somebody’s lightsaber? It’s like stealing someone’s toy out of the sandbox,” said Michael, the founder of New York Jedi, a stage combat performance group. “I finally got my uber custom saber, and then some jerk walks out with it."'"

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  1. Jawas Did It by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Who steals somebody's lightsaber?

    It was probably a Jawa. They'll take just about anything that isn't nailed down.

    1. Re:Jawas Did It by punker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly the work of a Sith.

    2. Re:Jawas Did It by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was probably a Jawa.

      I always called them New Yorker.

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    3. Re:Jawas Did It by Ashenkase · · Score: 5, Funny

      POOOOONNN TEEEE NEEEEE !!!!!

  2. Registration Now! by naota-kun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another weapon in the hands of criminals. National lightsaber registration now!

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  3. Re:That's ok ... by Deathnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    God knows he's not gonna spend it on his website. I thought sites like that died with Netscape!

  4. this exists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    are these people allergic to vaginas?

    1. Re:this exists? by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      When your mom brings down your Hot Pockets ask her.

    2. Re:this exists? by Auroch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you suggesting they are gay? That's mighty homophobic of you.

      Yeah, come on, sometimes a giant, fluorescent representation of the strength of your manhood is just a giant, fluorescent representation of your manhood, NOTHING MORE MOVE ALONG.

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  5. Repeat after me Padawan : by unity100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is no emotion, there is peace.
    There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
    There is no passion, there is serenity.
    There is no saber, wtf dude !?!?!

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  6. The TSA by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least he didn't try and take it though airport security.

  7. Re:A Real Jedi by phrostie · · Score: 5, Funny

    A real Jedi could use the force to find it.

  8. This happened to me before by Sean0michael · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've also lost a lightsaber in the past.

    I had a fight with my dad, and it got pretty heated. He ended up cutting off my hand, and I dropped it. I felt really shafted. It was a traumatic experience for me. It worked out in the end, as it turned out it was his lightsaber anyway, and I built my own shortly thereafter. I also got a new hand (you can't really build a lightsaber with just one hand -- I should know!)

    --Luke S.

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  9. Re:Swords by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

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  10. Re:Swords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah? Well I think you should go suck... hrrk.... ngnhhh... ugyh.... (thud!)

  11. Re:Always leave prized possessions. by Dinghy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh you mean like a prototype version of the next iPhone?

  12. Re:A Real Jedi by a_nonamiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm pretty sure most of that was English, but you lost me pretty early on there...

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