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ESA Discovers Unexpected 'Haze' of Microwave Transmissions

astroengine writes "The European space observatory Planck has discovered something peculiar about our galaxy: it's humming in microwaves and, for the moment, the source of the 'hard' radiation surrounding the galaxy's core is a complete mystery. Also, the Milky Way is home to previously unknown 'islands' of cold carbon monoxide gas, helping astronomers uncover the distribution of star-forming regions."

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  1. Wifi by Grindalf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Earthings! We all use sci fi wi fi ... You may not question this! :0)

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    1. Re:Wifi by Pieroxy · · Score: 3, Funny

      (In the cloud)

      - Hi there, can I take your order please?
      - I'd like a few billion humans. I'll take them medium-rare.
      - Thank you sir. Your order will be ready in a few millenia, the time for the interstellar microwave to cook'em.
      - Thanks! I'll be waiting outside.

      (We're warming up !)

    2. Re:Wifi by pla · · Score: 2

      Don't worry they're not screaming, that's just the air escaping as their atmosphere is boiled away.

      "But though you may find this slightly macabre...
      We prefer your extinction
      to the loss of our job"

  2. It's all by bobstreo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Burnt Popcorn.

    1. Re:It's all by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, no! I've been waiting for the galaxy to go `ding' . Do you mean to say I should have been counting the time between stars popping?

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  3. Haze is not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice to see some new results from Planck, but the summary is a misleading (and the article itself too, to a lesser degree) when it comes to the haze. This haze was discovered by Planck's predecessor, the WMAP satellite - in fact, it is best known as the WMAP haze. It is true that its cause is unknown, though. People like to speculate that it might be due to annihilation of dark matter particles or other exotic physics, which would be exciting, but I'm partial to something more mundane, like more frequent supernova explosions near the center, as mentioned in the article.

    1. Re:Haze is not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats the first time I've seen supernova described as "mundane"!

    2. Re:Haze is not new by justforgetme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, its a carbon "cloud" right?
      Like the ones old cars make?
      Maybe it's just exhaust of an intergalactic chevy camaro?

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  4. "The Question" Answered. by FauxReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Why are we here?" To think we finally know the answer to our origin... Our galaxy and everything in it is just some quick heat-n-eat snack for some celestial being. Now that's food for thought.

    1. Re:"The Question" Answered. by jamiesan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. We ARE Cthulhu's hot pocket.

  5. If I am not mistaken ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the answer is "42"

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  6. Re:CBR by siddesu · · Score: 2

    If it is galactic in origin, probably it doesn't - the cosmic background has a different origin.

  7. Microwaves in space? by cvtan · · Score: 3, Funny

    "To Serve Man" - It's a cookbook!

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  8. At the core by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Didn't Larry Niven explain the reason for hard radiation from the center of the galaxy in his 1966 travelogue "At the Core"?

  9. CO is all over the place in space by NixieBunny · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work at a telescope that does similar work. a couple weeks ago, we were doing some tests with the antenna pointed to fixed azimuth/elevation angles, which results in the telescope scanning the sky due to the Earth's rotation. We were watching the spectrum display, and saw many instances of strong (1 Kelvin or bigger) CO lines appear in thoroughly random places, perhaps 5% of the observing time. That's a lot of CO!

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    1. Re:CO is all over the place in space by steelfood · · Score: 3, Funny

      As if space wasn't inhospitable enough, now we find out you'll get CO poisoning if you breathe out there.

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  10. Galactic torrents by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2

    It was a mistake to tell the RIAA the microwaves are carrying pirated music. Now they're suing the galaxy to make them stop.

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