Chinese Hackers Had Unfettered Access To Nortel Networks For a Decade
An anonymous reader sends this quote from CBC News:
"Hackers based in China enjoyed widespread access to Nortel's computer network for nearly a decade, according to ... Brian Shields, a former Nortel employee who launched an internal investigation of the attacks, the Wall Street Journal reports [from behind a paywall]. ... Over the years, the hackers downloaded business plans, research and development reports, employee emails and other documents. According to the internal report, Nortel 'did nothing from a security standpoint' about the attacks."
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And what is the US going to take? The stolen documents back?
That would be a somewhat amusing cycle though. They steal from us; we destroy all of their hard drives.
Link to full article around the paywall? Are you a Chinese hacker?
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Oh, wait. I see. That explains alot. :)
Where were all thier network security experts at?
Cisco and Juniper, mostly.
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