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Swiss To Build Orbital Cleaning Satellite

garyebickford writes "As The ETH Lausanne says: 'The proliferation of debris orbiting the Earth – primarily jettisoned rocket and satellite components – is an increasingly pressing problem for spacecraft, and it can generate huge costs. To combat this scourge, the Swiss Space Center at EPFL is announcing today the launch of CleanSpace One, a project to develop and build the first installment of a family of satellites specially designed to clean up space debris.' This looks like a reasonable method, although I think that at some future point it might be useful to just put at least the smaller stuff in a higher 'parking orbit' for later destruction or recycling. This way you wouldn't lose one vacuum cleaner for each satellite retrieved. And much later down the road, it might be useful to collect bigger units — expended boosters, for example — as raw materials and/or containers. The cost of getting the mass into space has already been spent. I optimistically foresee a future where much of the stuff sent into orbital space has a recycling function built into the design."

147 comments

  1. Spaceba! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, is US Robotics gonna be pissed!

    1. Re:Spaceba! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Hmm...why don't we just take the hit from one of the old James Bond movies, was it "You Only Live Twice"?

      The one where the rogue rocket would come up behind the space capsule, and the nose would open up and 'swallow' the target space ship, the close up and come back to earth.

      We've known about this tech for decades now...easy peasy!!!

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    2. Re:Spaceba! by rah1420 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I get it. It's like an orbital Wall*E.

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    3. Re:Spaceba! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I get it. It's like an orbital Wall*E.

      Ender Wiggin, Space Sanitation Specialist

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    4. Re:Spaceba! by Megane · · Score: 2

      This is a job for Adam Quark, UGSP!

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    5. Re:Spaceba! by mariasama16 · · Score: 1

      My first thought when seeing the headline was an anime/manga from a couple of years ago, called Planetes, which is based on a group of people who clean up the garbage in space.

  2. It's like catching a bullet by na1led · · Score: 1

    Most of this debris isn't sitting still, It's moving at thousands of MPH. How do you plan to catch something moving that fast without destroying the collector?

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    1. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The collector will be orbiting, too.

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    2. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's like catching a bullet while going 60Mph down the highway?

    3. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      There's this thing called relative speed... (you can imagine the rest, right?)

    4. Re:It's like catching a bullet by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We are currently orbiting the galactic core at 220 km/s and around the sun at 30 km/s and yet you can catch a baseball tossed to you, unless you're a total klutz, right? If you are riding in a bus, walking toward the back, and a passenger in the back throws a cellphone to you, you can catch it, right? Even though if the bus is traveling at 65mph relative to the street, and the cellphone 35mph relative to the bus floor (or 100mph relative to the street)

      Motion is relative. Speed is relative.

      The satellite will not be motionless relative to the junk.

      Think about it.

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    5. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember physics class? Velocity is relative to a reference frame, so things like momentum are also relative to a reference frame. You catch stuff from behind, while traveling in the same direction as the debris, going just slightly faster then your target. If someone bumps into you on an airplane, it doesn't feel like they hit you going 600mph, because you are moving at that speed in the same direction as them. You only feel the 1-3 mph they were moving relative to you.

    6. Re:It's like catching a bullet by dargaud · · Score: 2

      That's what I'm wondering: the delta-V to go from one target to the next must be huge, even if you optimize your orbit changes. You probably need to take a huge amount of fuel to catch only a few tens of targets. And this fuel turns into gas, also following the same orbit. I wonder if it has any influence on active satellites or if it diffuses away too quickly.

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    7. Re:It's like catching a bullet by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Most of this debris isn't sitting still, It's moving at thousands of MPH. How do you plan to catch something moving that fast without destroying the collector?

      Employ people on the ground to map out the best path to collect as much rubbish as possible with the fuel available - chose best path, least number of turns, accellerations and so on.

      Best. Game. EVER!

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    8. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      We are currently orbiting the galactic core at 220 km/s and around the sun at 30 km/s and yet you...

      Can you please convert this to ft/s for us Americans?

    9. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Even though if the bus is traveling at 65mph relative to the street

      I was in full agreement until this comment. Everyone knows buses never go over 35mph... 35mph tops- and then only in the fast lane whilst overtaking a bus going 34.5mph.

      The only way a bus would travel 65mph is if you pushed it off a cliff.

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    10. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows buses never go over 35mph...

      Everyone knows buses go 50mph minimum.

    11. Re:It's like catching a bullet by element-o.p. · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, I believe it would be more like catching a 25,000mph bullet while doing 25,000mph yourself. Just make sure you're both going in the same direction...

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    12. Re:It's like catching a bullet by na1led · · Score: 1

      You're analogy is incorrect. The debris floating in orbit does not all follow the same exact path and motion, some of the debris have wild elliptical orbits. The space station has been damaged in the past by floating debris traveling faster than the speed of sound. It's like trying to land a space craft on an asteroid vs. a rock here on earth. In space it takes very precise calculations and movements to synchronize with another moving object. You've been watching too many movies. And incase you didn't know, ships don't make g-force turns, and there is no Whoosh sound when ships fly by in space.

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    13. Re:It's like catching a bullet by es330td · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows buses never go over 35mph

      Casino junket buses from Texas to Louisiana go well over 35mph. The problem then becomes catching said cellphone whilst intoxicated and using one's hands to stand up.

    14. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Funny

      For us Americans, it's "purdy darned fast". It's faster than NASCAR, and faster than a shotgun shell, by a lot.

      Also, it's about 136 miles per second. In each second, that's the distance of two hours of driving at most states' speed limits, one hour of driving in New Mexico (because after an hour of driving in New Mexico, any still-sane human has to stop anyway), and about 30 hours of "driving" through New York City traffic.

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    15. Re:It's like catching a bullet by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      How do you manage to catch a baseball when the earth is orbiting so fast, the solar system is moving through the galaxy so fast, the galaxy is moving so fast, the universe is expanding, etc?

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    16. Re:It's like catching a bullet by na1led · · Score: 1

      It takes a lot of fuel just to get a satellite in proper orbit.

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    17. Re:It's like catching a bullet by na1led · · Score: 1

      Do you know how much fuel it would require to reference the ships speed to every piece of garbage in space?

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    18. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This problem has been solved since 1967.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_rendezvous#First_docking

      Nowadays it's common place. How do you suppose people get supplies aboard the ISS?

    19. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are currently orbiting the galactic core at 65,640 furlongs per minute and around the sun at 524,934 nail per second and yet you...

      Can you please convert this to ft/s for us Americans?

      FTFY

    20. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the traveling sales^H^H^H^H^Hspace sweeper problem is NP Complete.

    21. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like trying to land a space craft on an asteroid

      If Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis can do it, then I would assume some Swiss scientists can

    22. Re:It's like catching a bullet by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 0

      You're analogy is incorrect.

      Am I?? How insulting!

    23. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Teun · · Score: 1

      I'm going to answer something filthy:
      RTFA!

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    24. Re:It's like catching a bullet by camperdave · · Score: 1

      We are currently orbiting the galactic core at 220 km/s and around the sun at 30 km/s and yet you...

      Can you please convert this to ft/s for us Americans?

      Sorry. It's not the post that needs fixing. It's the Americans.

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    25. Re:It's like catching a bullet by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Most of what I've read about uses techniques similar to those we use to catch bullets on Earth. Ever been to a firing range? Those sandbags at the back do a great job of catching all the bullets, we just need to launch enough sandbags up there to catch them all.

      (I've oversimplified a little there, but that's the basic theory.)

    26. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's more like hitting a bullet with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.

    27. Re:It's like catching a bullet by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I guess I could start by reading the article. (It has pictures too)

    28. Re:It's like catching a bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We, the rest of the world, are not going to waste our time to patch the fuck ups of your government.

    29. Re:It's like catching a bullet by KermitJunior · · Score: 1
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    30. Re:It's like catching a bullet by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      So... just go up to 70, not a problem.

  3. Figures It Would Be The Swiss by avgjoe62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, the stereotype of them being neat and orderly was not far off, at least from looking at their towns and cities. Some of the cleanest urban areas I've ever seen. I can see them wanting to clean up outer space too.

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    1. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you want to explain this based on the Swiss sterotypes, then the one you really should be using is more allong the line: the Swiss discovered that the debris had not filled proper paperwork to be in the orbit that it was in, so they are sending up a clerk to take care of things.

    2. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by sconeu · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I had though of both of these (the neatness first), but didn't post.

      Well played, both of you.

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    3. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by formfeed · · Score: 2

      Yes. I started laughing when I read the headline. No,no,no, the Swiss, a cleaning satellite. Can you do anything more hilarious to reinforce stereotypes?!

      And for all who didn't see the pun: Kishon about Swiss cleanliness

    4. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      Just like Americans and throw-away junk satellites re-inforce that stereotype!

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    5. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by Teun · · Score: 1

      Being Swiss they'd hire a foreigner to do the dirty part.

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    6. Re:Figures It Would Be The Swiss by SockPuppetOfTheWeek · · Score: 2

      Now if they could just make it also resemble a Swiss Army Knife, that would be pure win.

  4. Out of all nations.... by Niedi · · Score: 1

    Coming from the swiss, that is just hilarious

    1. Re:Out of all nations.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing. I don't want to perpetuate national stereotypes, but Switzerland really was the cleanest place I've ever visited.

    2. Re:Out of all nations.... by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Now That's a classic use of cartoon imagery. We should start a new meme "Oblig-Asterix"

    3. Re:Out of all nations.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lived in Finland and Japan and visited Switzerland a handful of times. All three places are pretty clean.

  5. Space fort by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    Awwwwww! I was saving all that debris to build a space fort. Back to my damn treehouse.

  6. giant wad of bubblegum? by Quirkz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope this cleaning satellite is a giant wad of bubblegum with a couple of boosters attached to it. It'll just float around getting in the way of the little stuff, all of which will stick to the bubblegum. We all know how well gum picks up little bits of metal like the keys to a jail door, so it should be perfect for satellite debris.

    1. Re:giant wad of bubblegum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't. It's a complicated contraption that grabs a single piece of junk with a robotic arm and then deorbits. Costing millions per piece of junk.

      Your idea sounds better.

    2. Re:giant wad of bubblegum? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I've played Katamari... It's in no way better. Pretty soon that gum will get to the size of Saturn and just suck up the Earth on it's way to Jupiter.

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    3. Re:giant wad of bubblegum? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Even though you are joking- I wonder if anyone ever has considered that approach.

      Not Bubblegum- but if there is a way to trap and stick to micro-pieces in space traveling at such high velocities without being ripped to shreds? Is a trash mopping satellite with a super-bubblegum-like property infeasible? Obviously- that would be for the micro-trash.

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    4. Re:giant wad of bubblegum? by Solandri · · Score: 2

      I've been proposing gelatinous cubes in space for years. A big cube made of airgel. It won't get the bigger pieces (which the satellite in TFA will), but it'll catch all the little paint flecks and specks of metal and insulation which are too small to track. The cube should be big enough and the airgel material dense enough to capture debris, but not dense enough to shatter on impact (gradual deceleration). And due to its large size, eventually atmospheric drag will cause it to burn up on re-entry.

    5. Re:giant wad of bubblegum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope this cleaning satellite is a giant wad of bubblegum with a couple of boosters attached to it. It'll just float around getting in the way of the little stuff, all of which will stick to the bubblegum. We all know how well gum picks up little bits of metal like the keys to a jail door, so it should be perfect for satellite debris.

      Don't you remember? That was done successfully about ten years from now, but after several years of operation and combining with other material from space, it fell into a wormhole and came back to earth in the 50's. There were some issues. Some might remember it as The Blob.

      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/The_Blob

  7. quark, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Shades of Quark?

  8. Salvage 2.0 by tiberus · · Score: 1

    Hmm, sounds like Salvage 1 is about to become reality...

    1. Re:Salvage 2.0 by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Or maybe PlanetES

    2. Re:Salvage 2.0 by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 2

      I recommend Planetes strongly, even if you can't stand anime(its very low on the bubblegum factor and exaggerated character dimensions), i suggest you overcome your dislike.

      Its brilliant hard-scifi in a near future where space have begun to be commercialized, hundred years after the moon landing.

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    3. Re:Salvage 2.0 by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Or Quark.

    4. Re:Salvage 2.0 by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, that is an excellent one!

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  9. i call prior art!!! right here on /. by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    1. Re:i call prior art!!! right here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if by "prior art" you mean "a very general concept of an idea" then yes.

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      Sometimes, I'll have an inspired idea for a revolutionary product. At that point, I think about how to market it. Then I figure out what the most awesome domain name would be for that product. I then look it up in WHOIS, and I find it's already registered. I go to the website, and find it's my awesome idea, already for sale.

      At this point, I usually just buy one if I need it, happy I don't have to do the R&D.

      Moral of the story : ideas are a dime a dozen. Execution is 98% of everything.

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  10. Gary doesn't understand the problem by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2

    "although I think that at some future point it might be useful to just put at least the smaller stuff in a higher 'parking orbit' for later destruction or recycling. This way you wouldn't lose one vacuum cleaner for each satellite retrieved. And much later down the road, it might be useful to collect bigger units — expended boosters, for example — as raw materials and/or containers"

    I don't think you understand the issue. These debris are largely small parts from paint flakes to metal needles. The amount of larger "useful" material is small. Moreover, it's in different orbits. You'd spend more fuel running around getting them than you would save just launching up new mass.

    1. Re:Gary doesn't understand the problem by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Plus 'parking' it in a higher orbit will jsut cost more fuel to both send it up there, and go and get it later.

      No that clever. How about gathering and de-orbiting it like sensible people do.

      Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:Gary doesn't understand the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... These debris are largely small parts...

      And small-ly large parts like boosters and fuel tanks...

  11. After Space Cowboys by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

    Space Dustman

    1. Re:After Space Cowboys by nschubach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was thinking more of Mega Maid.

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    2. Re:After Space Cowboys by a-zarkon! · · Score: 1

      Mega Maid is indeed the correct solution to this problem. Get me President Skroob at once!

    3. Re:After Space Cowboys by transcender · · Score: 0

      I was thinking more of Mega Maid.

      It's Mega Maid, she's gone from suck to blow.

  12. The debris is actually a planetary asset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given enough debris, things like Chicxulub may be mitigated merely by causing the arriving asteroids to fragment early.

    1. Re:The debris is actually a planetary asset by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I hope you're joking. That would be like saying that a classroom full of flying spitballs is safer from cannon fire.

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    2. Re:The debris is actually a planetary asset by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Other way around, I think. The classroom would be safe from cannon fire because of all the flying spitballs.

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  13. Recycling not an option by jimbolauski · · Score: 2

    The problem with recycling in space is that machines must be brought up into space to harvest the materials, then other machines would be needed to manufacture items using the recycled objects. Just think of a mother board yes you can get the elements back but creating a new processor takes very specialized machinery that needs upgrading every 5 years or so. For this to even be remotely possible there would all ready have to be a manufacturing facility in space, the up front cost to achieve something like this are hard to fathom and it probably would not be economically feasible to achieve due to the need to upgrade manufacturing facilities to keep pace with facilities on earth.

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    1. Re:Recycling not an option by Sentrion · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem with recycling in space is that machines must be brought up into space to harvest the materials, then other machines would be needed to manufacture items using the recycled objects. Just think of a mother board yes you can get the elements back but creating a new processor takes very specialized machinery that needs upgrading every 5 years or so. For this to even be remotely possible there would all ready have to be a manufacturing facility in space, the up front cost to achieve something like this are hard to fathom and it probably would not be economically feasible to achieve due to the need to upgrade manufacturing facilities to keep pace with facilities on earth.

      You forgot the China factor. Now that China has entered the space race, expensive and complicated machines will not be necessary to recycle the space material. Chinese laborers will process the debris manually at a cost savings of 10 to 1. Material too complicated to be processed by hand, such as motherboards, will simply be re-purposed, such as to serve as wall tiles for the new orbiting shanty towns that will house the workers. I think Foxconn is already bidding on the contract. As safety of the workers will not be a concern, the budget for the entire program will be only a fraction of a single NASA launch.

  14. Cost Effective by craigminah · · Score: 0

    I doubt this will be feasible but let 'em try. Ironic the "vacuum of space" needs vacuuming...

    1. Re:Cost Effective by devjoe · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think there is a financial model here. After proving the technology, they put a number of these satellites in orbit with a number of these "space junk vacuums" on board each one (since they are small), and launch them to take out space junk targets which threaten satellites - for a fee per vacuum. Since they are 30 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm per the article, you could load up a satellite with many of these, and perform this service for far less than the cost of launching a single satellite.

  15. Its all about energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If energy becomes clean, cheap and plentiful then the cost of bringing stuff to orbit will subside as well as recycling need.

  16. ...with another bullet by Comboman · · Score: 1

    The collector will be orbiting, too.

    So instead of being like catching a bullet with a baseball mitt, it's like catching a bullet by shooting another bullet at it.

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    1. Re:...with another bullet by na1led · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not a very effecient way to collect debris, if you have to expend fuel just to catch up to it. It seems like there would be a better solution, like using lasers to push the debris out of orbit into space.

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    2. Re:...with another bullet by john82 · · Score: 1

      That's not a very effecient way to collect debris...

      Nor is the notion that you can clean up such a vast volume of space with a small capsule. Kind of like thinking you can clean up the entire North American interstate system with a single street sweeper.

    3. Re:...with another bullet by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      Easy, Wall-E cleaned up the whole earth.

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    4. Re:...with another bullet by na1led · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and if they do have some technology to do this, why not clean our oceans instead.

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    5. Re:...with another bullet by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      That's not a very effecient way to collect debris, if you have to expend fuel just to catch up to it.

      Or you could grab it while it's passing you.

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    6. Re:...with another bullet by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2

      They aren't solving (quite) the same problem as you are. This scheme is to collect entire satellites, and prevent them from becoming debris over time. It works because you can get a really large amount of debris-to-be in one go.

      Yes, with current technology, this would probably be a hopelessly expensive way of deorbiting lost gloves, bolts and pocket watches.

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    7. Re:...with another bullet by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, he didn't. He just boxed everything and put it in nice heaps. And he did nothing with any part of the water system.

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  17. leave it to the Swiss... by Cmdr-Absurd · · Score: 1

    to clean up space and restore order.

    1. Re:leave it to the Swiss... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      To seek out new junk and trash constellations, to boldly clean where no man has cleaned before...

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    2. Re:leave it to the Swiss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of George Takei's Facebook Caption Contest

      https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/418831_378844358811690_205344452828349_1395009_813941083_n.jpg

  18. Why not just attack tiny retro rockets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come up alongside the debris, throw a bag around it that was tethered to a mini solid fuel rocket (or stick a mini rocket to the surface of the object). orientate the rocket to slow the debris down, start the mini rocket and let go of the bag?. Or just use a ping pong paddle to smack the debris towards earth.

  19. Just build a solar-powered laser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it'd probably violate the outer space militarization treaty, but a laser would be ideal for this sort of thing. Just give it a high-resolution camera, stick it in an extremely high geosynchronous orbit, and start zapping. Even a small change in orbit should be enough to push this stuff back down into the atmosphere and out of the way.

    1. Re:Just build a solar-powered laser by RussellSHarris · · Score: 1

      an extremely high geosynchronous orbit

      FYI, that's an anachronism: All Earth geosynchronous orbits, whether circular or elliptical, have a semi-major axis of 42,164 km (26,199 mi).

      A geosynchronous orbit can't be modified by words such as "low" or "high". It is what it is.

    2. Re:Just build a solar-powered laser by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it is an anachronism? Can you explain how? You may have meant catachresis.

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      Man, you really need that seminar!
    3. Re:Just build a solar-powered laser by RussellSHarris · · Score: 1

      No - I meant anachronism - but after finding that I had spelled it correctly I didn't read the definition carefully enough to notice that (I'd forgotten) it has a specific relation to incongruity in time, not just context. So I suppose my use of it was, itself, a catachresis.

      Catachresis doesn't really seem to fit what I was trying to say particularly well, either. The word was used correctly, grammatically, it's just that the meaning of the word that it was supposed to modify can't really be altered by the meaning of the word "high". I was more trying to point out that incongruity. Maybe incongruity is the closest word to what I actually wanted.

    4. Re:Just build a solar-powered laser by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a term for that. I tried poking around and didn't find anything quite right. Maybe the concept seemed familiar because of the joke 2+2=5 for very high values of 2.

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  20. Already an anime by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this idea already exists as an anime:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes

    1. Re:Already an anime by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      A most excellent anime, at that.

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  21. Without reading TFA- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just seems weird that we combat space junk by... launching a new family of satellites.

  22. The Katamari option by wisebabo · · Score: 2

    Please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Katamari that weird video game where you roll up a bigger and bigger ball of stuff until you end up absorbing everything?

    Well, I've proposed in the past of using aerogels as a giant, low mass "sponge" to mop up orbital debris. The big problem is that nobody has demonstrated a way of manufacturing the stuff, in space, and certainly not without using a lot of the (heavy) supercritical fluid it takes to do it on earth. Since it is too bulky to launch from earth already made, this idea remains in the realm of science fiction.

    Anyway, here's a different take on this idea. Perhaps, this Swiss (and other) probes could be launched with the following program in mind. First, they should go after the biggest piece of debris they can find, a spent upper stage would be just fine. Then, using a highly efficient ion engine, they should (slowly) change the orbit of the upper stage so that it will hit other pieces of space debris in as close to head-on collisions as possible. Wham!

    While I hardly expect the pieces to stick together like in the video game, the resultant collision should slow down any resulting fragments from the space debris (and the upper stage battering ram) so they will de-orbit quickly. When, after many collisions, the battering ram has been whittled down to no longer be effective, the probe should push it so it de-orbits quickly and goes off to find another. In this way, over a ((very) long) period of time this one probe can clean up a lot of space debris! Think Wall-E in space.

    Of course the probe will have to be specially designed to do this task. It'll need a LOT of propellent, even with an ultra-efficient ion engine you're talking about significant delta-vee of large masses. Big engines would help too because otherwise it'll take a LONG time to change these orbits. A good grappling mechanism and thrusters (ion again?) will be required to stop the upper stage from spinning. Also, even though it'll use the upper stage as a battering ram, it might need to have its own armoring; there will doubtless be scattered hypervelocity fragments. (Big solar panels for the probe are pretty vulnerable, a small reactor or even laser power from the ground might be needed for the power hungry ion drives). Finally, some of the most advanced anti-sat/anti-ballistic targeting technology will be needed to hit the debris; you're still hitting a bullet with a (big) bullet. At least the space debris is unlikely to be taking any evasive maneuvers!

    What's critical of course is that the probe/battering ram hits the space debris as HEAD-ON as possible, this is to rob the debris (and its fragments) of as much orbital momentum as possible so that they almost literally "fall out of the sky". Otherwise you'll potentially end up with a situation like when the defunct Rusian sat hit the Iridium satellite; much MORE debris was created. As for the probe/battering ram, of course it will lose orbital momentum during each collision, the difference is that it can regain it with its ion-drive (better not hit something too big!).

    1. Re:The Katamari option by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Katamari that weird video game where you roll up a bigger and bigger ball of stuff until you end up absorbing everything?

      Yes it is. A big glorious ball. A big glorious beautiful ball to turn into a star to decorate the sky which looks much too plain. Start rolling young prince. And please ignore my crotch bulge.

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  23. Typical! by JonathanF · · Score: 1

    Leave it to the super-orderly Swiss to decide that their big contribution to satellites will be to keep everyone else's neat and tidy.

  24. the word Vacuum Cleaner by atchijov · · Score: 1

    got the whole new meaning!

  25. all I know about buses by NEDHead · · Score: 4, Funny

    I learned from Speed - I thought they all had to stay over 55 mph...

  26. Too complicated... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Try the simple way. How about a fairly high sub-orbital launch of a bunch of water, perhaps with an explosive device to disperse it.

    The water is below orbital velocity, even with any velocity added by the explosion. Ditto for the container the water was in. In short order you have a giant cloud of water vapor. Everything flying through that cloud loses a little velocity from collisions with the vapor. A little more time and the water and it's original container fall back to Earth. A little "downrange velocity" would increase the dwell time for the water vapor to stay in orbit, yet keep it all suborbital.

    Energetically suborbital launches are a heck of a lot easier than orbital ones, even if a little downrange velocity is added. (Don't forget the first 1000mph is free.)

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    1. Re:Too complicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awesome idea! too bad no one ever thought of water!
      it becomes ice in space of course....and impacts with solid ice chunks at mach 50+ closing velocities tend to distribute tiny ice bullets in all directions at mach 25. kinda like a shotgun blast. and mach 25 ice chunks hitting solid metal spacecraft (also at mach 25, in the opposite direction) tend to punch holes in said metal spacecraft AND cause metal chunks to also blast out in all directions at mach 25. along with metal vapor and assorted debris. and electronics in space tend not to like having holes punched in them by ice particles at mach 25.
      no doubt that can be overcome. now we just have to figure out how to keep ice from forming in space!

    2. Re:Too complicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the fact that the debris is VERY spread out. Your shot will only de-orbit one object, maybe two or three if you plan in advance and target it just right. You'll need a hell of a large mass of water, and it will disperse to uselessness very quickly. At this point, you're better off doing what the Swiss are doing.

    3. Re:Too complicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any satellite hit with this would still produce a substantial amount of shrapnel with a wide range of different orbital velocities and vectors. This is what you get after hitting a satellite in orbit with a suborbital anti-satellite missile.

    4. Re:Too complicated... by randall77 · · Score: 1

      Use a laser (from the ground) to keep it warm.

    5. Re:Too complicated... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't stay ice - in vacuum it would sublime, especially given explosive dispersal. The idea isn't to make collisions with droplets of water, it's to temporarily increase the "atmospheric pressure" in the vicinity.

      Drag, not collisions.

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    6. Re:Too complicated... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The state of the water is almost completely immaterial. Liquid water is used at speeds far lower than orbital velocity to cut through steel plates.

      Also - a ballistic trajectory won't stay up there for more than 15 minutes or so, and I don't know that it is a given that water will even freeze in that amount of time unless the drops are REALLY tiny. In space you only have radiative heat loss, and you have to lose a lot of heat to freeze water.

    7. Re:Too complicated... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      It still takes quite a bit of energy to send water up there, and water is about as gentle as buckshot when you're talking about orbital velocities. If you want gentle you need something like aerogel.

      I keep thinking that a huge aerogel mass in orbit might be more effective. It would stay up there much longer and collect more junk, but it would still de-orbit over a period of days or weeks due to its high surface area compared to mass.

      The trick with any of this stuff is not messing with functional satellites. If you target and grab one thing at a time that is easy, but super-expensive. The cheaper unguided solutions just sweep huge chunks of orbital space and destroy anything in their path (they would destroy far more than they deorbit). You'd have to define areas to be cleaned years in advance so that no functional satellites end up there.

  27. Global Warming by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    Will handle the problem, expanding the atmosphere sufficiently to erode the orbits and burn the debris. I expect Fox will take credit.

  28. If it's built by the Swiss by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    It will probably have a fold-out corkscrew.

  29. Use De-orbit To Power Collector Orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why come back to atmosphere - why not just shoot captured stuff into a retro orbit which boosts the Collector Craft - that way many pieces can be cleared as Collector makes its way to higher orbit.

  30. Why not.... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    Well, all the stuff is up there; and yes, it needs to get collected some how. So why not:

    1. Collect it into a massive space junk yard that can be managed.
    2. Put up a refinery to take in the materials from the space junk yard and produce useful raw materials
    3. Use the useful raw materials to (a) maintain the refinery, and (b) build additional stuff in space.

    After all, wouldn't that be cheaper than bringing it down to earth and having to resend all the required materials up there again whenever we need to build something?

    I could easily see a multi-national corporation or political body being able to manage this so that it could benefit any space-bearing country.

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  31. Anyone know a vacum safe glue? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    That's what they really need. A large tacky, ball of glue that stays sticky in a vacuum. Send it up and into the path of multiple satelites, let it grab them then deorbit the whole junky mess.

    Think Katamari Damacy IN SPACE!

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  32. Interstellar Dumpster Diving by eegad · · Score: 1

    Could be a great way to scoop up abandoned bits of technology and analyze them and/or profit from them...

  33. Act of Aggression by Sentrion · · Score: 2

    Clearly this is an act of aggression of the Swiss as an insult to the pioneers of space travel, Russia and USA, and to undermine the cooperation between Russia and USA to install more facilities in space. But perhaps the real and treacherous purpose of this mission is to acquire military technology from the Eastern and Western powers to use for their own insidious plan to spread the concept of peace and neutrality throughout the world. The Swiss cannot be trusted to launch even one rocket into space. They may even go as far as to capture defunct commercial satellites to violate and exploit the intellectual property and trade secrets developed by private space faring corporations. This unjust enrichment cannot be allowed to stand!

    Perhaps you say I am a shrill and making mountains out of mole-hills, but then answer this: Why does Switzerland, even today, still enforce compulsory military service for males 19 years of age and older? Why does a neutral "non-aggressive" nation have an army so large that during the 20th century it had the second largest armed force per capita after the Israeli Defence Forces? Why would a nation of peaceful citizens REQUIRE their soldiers to keep their assault rifles IN THEIR HOMES like red-necks from Texas? Why does the Swiss military maintain the Onyx intelligence gathering system for spying on both civil and military communications, such as telephone, fax or Internet traffic, carried by satellite? Why do Swiss building codes require radiation and blast shelters, and why does every family or rental agency have to pay a replacement tax to support these shelters, or alternatively own a personal shelter in their place of residence? Why does Switzerland claim to be a "neutral" country when they engage in "peace keeping" operations? Why is "the peaceful coexistence of nations" one of the five goals of Swiss foreign policy when, for such a small country, they are the 13th largest arms exporter in the world, including some of the finest weapons ever made?

    Don't believe what I'm saying? It's all here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_army

    1. Re:Act of Aggression by subreality · · Score: 1

      Some of your points about "peacekeeping" are good, but this:

      Why does Switzerland, even today, still enforce compulsory military service for males 19 years of age and older? Why does a neutral "non-aggressive" nation have an army so large that during the 20th century it had the second largest armed force per capita after the Israeli Defence Forces? Why would a nation of peaceful citizens REQUIRE their soldiers to keep their assault rifles IN THEIR HOMES like red-necks from Texas?

      By having a completely badass defense* force, they have a lot less need to intervene in their neighbors' affairs. It's nonzero as you point out, but they're not doing bad on the whole.

      * actually defense, not some Orwellian Department of Defense

    2. Re:Act of Aggression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, I am not sure if you are trolling, but let's put this a bit in perspective.

      Why does Switzerland, even today, still enforce compulsory military service for males 19 years of age and older?

      That's just the system the Swiss have, a militia system. There quite a number of countries around the world which also still have a militia. The Swiss even voted a few times to get rid of the militia system, but the vote was usually defeated.

      Why does a neutral "non-aggressive" nation have an army so large that during the 20th century it had the second largest armed force per capita after the Israeli Defence Forces?

      As a country as small as Switzerland, completely surrounded in WWII by hostile countries, a bit of paranoia is probably excusable. Nowadays, the size of the militia is closer to 2.5% of the population (compared to the 33% at times you are alluding, I believe).

      Why would a nation of peaceful citizens REQUIRE their soldiers to keep their assault rifles IN THEIR HOMES like red-necks from Texas?

      The Swiss don't do that any more and haven't been doing this for a number of years. Rifles are now kept under lock at military installations.

      Why do Swiss building codes require radiation and blast shelters, and why does every family or rental agency have to pay a replacement tax to support these shelters, or alternatively own a personal shelter in their place of residence?

      That seems to have changed recently too and might no longer be required.

      Why does Switzerland claim to be a "neutral" country when they engage in "peace keeping" operations?

      I do not see a contradiction between these two facts. And it was quite hotly debated at the time. You can help keep the peace without taking sides.

      Why is "the peaceful coexistence of nations" one of the five goals of Swiss foreign policy when, for such a small country, they are the 13th largest arms exporter in the world, including some of the finest weapons ever made?

      Well, yes, that part is a bit schizophrenic. It seems the Swiss also like to do business.

    3. Re:Act of Aggression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure if trolling or stupid...

    4. Re:Act of Aggression by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was trolling. I just don't understand the real reason why the Swiss or any other nation would want to pay to clean up the mess left by the Russians and USA. Usually we sue to punks responsible or impose sanctions until they pay for or repair the damages. It might make sense if the Swiss had actual intentions for getting deeply involved in space exploration and development, but I don't think we should expect that from such a small country. As for the Swiss military, I think they have mastered the concept of "peace through superior firepower" while also understanding why "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". The USA and many other countries could learn a lot from the Swiss.

      One point off-topic: Wikipedia needs to update their Swiss Army entry.

  34. Orbits different, that is why there is a hazard by perpenso · · Score: 2

    No, I believe it would be more like catching a 25,000mph bullet while doing 25,000mph yourself. Just make sure you're both going in the same direction...

    The problem is that orbits and velocities are different, that is why debris is often such a hazard. Its not just stuff moving in the opposite direction, its stuff moving in the same direction at a different velocity. A collector would need a lot of fuel to be matching various orbits and velocities.

    1. Re:Orbits different, that is why there is a hazard by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I oversimplified, but that was the general point I was trying to make in my last sentence ;)

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    2. Re:Orbits different, that is why there is a hazard by Teun · · Score: 1

      As long as the proposal of TFA is followed the fuel is not really an issue, TFA mentions a single fish per run.

      Not exactly efficient for small fry but fine when they're able to catch a big one.

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    3. Re:Orbits different, that is why there is a hazard by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      That is until some loose screw brings down a shuttle full of space tourists and busyness-men.

      But hey, then I will be able to say: "The days of Planetes are finally uppon us!"

      BTW: why does /. only support lating characters? Why no UTF-8 on comments?

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  35. Will be commanded by Roger Wilco by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

    This rate of change in the janitorial industry is unprecedented.

  36. A collector could be sacrificial ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Most of this debris isn't sitting still, It's moving at thousands of MPH. How do you plan to catch something moving that fast without destroying the collector?

    A collector could be sacrificial, designed to just sit there and take the hits. As long as it captures the debris and does not itself spall and generate more debris. A loose analogy would be a block of ballistic gelatin capturing a bullet as the bullet fragments.

    1. Re:A collector could be sacrificial ... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      At the kinds of velocities a collector/debris collision would occur, the term is not so much "spalling", but "vapourizing".

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    2. Re:A collector could be sacrificial ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right? Looking at the one designed to collect SwissCube, it's just too particular. It's designed to catch SwissCube. It shouldn't be promoted as somehow capable of catching "any" 10cm space junk. And look at it, it's twice the size of the very specific junk it's designed to bring down. Obviously there could be more elegant solutions.

      What I was really expecting was a big, sturdy magnet. You could make an electromagnet but why risk the generator or whatever getting smashed by the inbound debris? Just magnetize a bunch of bedspring mattresses and bring them up in a ... well, I was going to say shuttle... anyways, take them up there, then release them and hook them together so they make a huge floating magnet. then just let it watch whatever until it gets heavy enough to fall down to earth with a bunch of junk connected to it.

  37. Send Andy Griffith up there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember "Salvage One"?

  38. I didn't know IKEA made satellites? by SomewhatRandom · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how long until it falls apart and creates more debris, which will need to be cleaned up by more satellites.

    1. Re:I didn't know IKEA made satellites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ikea is swedish...

    2. Re:I didn't know IKEA made satellites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um yeah, IKEA is Sweden.
      Totally different country and everything.

  39. ETHL!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's no such school as ETH Lausanne. ETH is an acronym for "Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule." Lausanne is in the French speaking part of Switzerland and the school is EPFL, or École polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne.

    1. Re:ETHL!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The acronym ETHL does not exist, that's right, but at least in German speaking parts of Switzerland, EPFL is routinely referred to as "ETH Lausanne". EPF is simply the French translation of ETH. I am German-speaking and I studied at EPFL, so I should know :-).

  40. Altruism...? by Bensam123 · · Score: 1

    So this doesn't strike anyone as odd? We here in the US have to rationalize everything in terms of money. We don't even lift a finger anymore unless it pays off in the long run as it's unjustifiable, yet the Swiss are going to be spending billions to clean up other peoples messes in outer space? We can't even get most people to do that here in the US without adding a price tag to it.

    Seriously, just take a step back and look at this for a moment.

  41. Red, with a cross by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it shall be colored red and it will have a white cross painted over the rocket fuel tanks. After all, who knows what cleaning situations it will encounter. It better be prepared for everything.

  42. A little issue with the previous stages.... by InspectorGadget1964 · · Score: 0

    Since each of these satellites is going is going to put out of orbit one existing satellite and itself, we are going to be leaving a booster rocket in orbit, so the way I see it, we send the satellite and the booster rocket up and down two sattelites, we are leaving a booster rocket instead of the satellite wich is bigger and produces more problems. Unless there is a way to use this satellite capturing satellite more than once in the same trip, looks like a waste of time and money...

  43. Hating on ATT since I can remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.who-sucks.com/tech/8-reasons-why-att-sucks-beyond-all-belief

  44. Already experimented by Poland: PW-SAT. by Moskit · · Score: 1

    Warsaw University of Science and Technology has already launched an experimental satellite to check for feasibility of faster debris deorbiting. It has a deployable tail that significantly reduces (via drag) orbiting time.

    http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/PW_Sat_Poland_first_satellite_launched_into_orbit_999.html

    You can imagine this technology used for cleaning space, either by using such mechanisms on new satellites to burn them faster when no longer needed, or attach them (tbd how) to existing debris.

  45. Release a gas cloud instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gas spreads over large area, stuff will hit the cloud, slow down and fall down

  46. Who pays? by jhumkey · · Score: 1

    (OK, I read the entire article.) So . . . who pays for all this? The Swiss Government? Swiss Insurance companies? They're cleaning up all the USA/Russian/Chinese junk out of the pure goodness of their hearts?

    I mean . . . its a DEFINITE NEED . . . I've just never understood, even if we developed the technology, who would pay for it? If you could de-orbit it slowly and preserve the parts . . . some independent savager might have some some juicy silver/gold (and other precious metals) to recycle for sale. But . . . right now, I don't see the cost/benefit to clean up OTHER peoples mess.

    As for how, . . . "catching" things going so fast, seems problematic. And the "catcher" is also flying around and expelling/expending fuel and becomes yet another part of the problem. Pushing things up and out of orbit with lasers would seem to require lots of power. A better method might be to send a higher stable-orbit satellite up to use solar powered lasers to "push down" items to burn up in orbit. Even if it takes a few days between bursts to recharge. (Really, I mean, a giant orbital platform with lasers facing down towards the earth . . . what could possibly go wrong with that?) OK, with some good targeting and positioning, you could catch items at the horizon, and only blast away at items where the earth isn't actually behind them, laser-line-of-site-wise.

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    1. Re:Who pays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pushing something "up" in orbit would increase the eccentricity of the orbit. A more eccentric orbit dips lower into the fringes of Earth's atmosphere and will slow down and deorbit more quickly.

  47. Program Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally "vacuum cleaner" could be a justifiable term...