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Garden Gnome Tests Earth's Gravity

Posted by samzenpus on from the he's-not-heavy dept.

sciencehabit writes "Researchers have long hypothesized that objects weigh less at Earth's equator because the planet's spin and shape lessen gravity's pull there versus at the poles. Satellite accelerometers have confirmed this, but a digital scale manufacturer decided to test things the old-fashioned way. Enter the Kern garden gnome. When placed on a scale at the South Pole, the intrepid ornament weighed 309.82 grams versus 307.86 grams at the equator, a difference of 0.6%."

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  1. This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I buy my drugs at the North pole.

    1. Re:This is why by NicknameAvailable · · Score: 4, Funny

      But if you bought them at the equator, you'd get a .6% discount! It's pay by weight, you know.

      He's clearly high.

    2. Re:This is why by stoofa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe he has so many drugs in his system that he's developed a paranoid fear of gnomes and heard rumours they were gathering on the equator.

    3. Re:This is why by shugah · · Score: 3, Funny

      I make it a rule; never buy drugs from gnomes.

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      If you aren't part of the solution, then there is good money to be made prolonging the problem
  2. Garden Gnome Tests Earth's Gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it has come to this.

    1. Re:Garden Gnome Tests Earth's Gravity? by NicknameAvailable · · Score: 5, Funny

      http://xkcd.com/1022/

  3. Makes sense by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know that, whenever I see a garden gnome, I feel a powerful urge to use it to test gravity. Especially if there's a large asphalt or cement driveway nearby.

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    #DeleteChrome
  4. Hmm... by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it also test the Earth's travelocity?

    (I'm so, so sorry. I'm a sick man. I need help.)

  5. Re:Wrong units... by PRMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why we in the US still use pounds. That way, it's always accurate.

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    Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  6. So basically, by Xandrax · · Score: 1, Funny

    Garden Gnomes just showed themselves to be more important to science than Creationalists and global-warming deniers.