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Historic Heat In North America Turns Winter To Summer

An anonymous reader writes "A huge, lingering ridge of high pressure over the eastern half of the United States brought summer-like temperatures to North America in March 2012. The warm weather shattered records across the central and eastern United States and much of Canada. From the article: 'Records are not only being broken across the country, they're being broken in unusual ways. Chicago, for example, saw temperatures above 26.6Celsius (80Fahrenheit) every day between March 14-18, breaking records on all five days. For context, the National Weather Service noted that Chicago typically averages only one day in the eighties each in April. And only once in 140 years of weather observations has April produced as many 80Fahrenheit days as this March.'"

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  1. Completely inexplicable... by John.P.Jones · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only we had some sort of theory that could explain this inexplicable change in weather patterns.

    1. Re:Completely inexplicable... by scubamage · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll tell you about my theory... the day after tomorrow!!!!

    2. Re:Completely inexplicable... by werewolf1031 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, you! Quit being calm and rational! We're having an ideological screaming match over here, keep it down would ya?

  2. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally all of those CFC's I've been spraying have paid off. Its too bitter cold in Chicago anyway.

  3. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    quick, find a butterfly to offset the effect.

  4. Re:yawn by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bursar, stop jumping on those ants this instant!

  5. Re:yawn by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Butterfly Effect is named for the well-known fact that Chuck Norris kicking a butterfly in Asia will cause a whirlwind of pain in North America.

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  6. Re:And some of us are Cold when it's meant to be h by popo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most Slashdotters know very little about moisture down under.

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