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UT-Dallas Professor Adds 'Enemies' Feature To Facebook

An anonymous reader writes "Many people have called for a 'dislike' button on Facebook, but the service has not allowed it. A professor's app lets users add 'enemies,' in what he says is critique of the service's advertiser-friendly niceness. Will Zuckerberg let the app stand or ban it?"

112 comments

  1. BAN! by aglider · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Amything that circumvents FB choices will be banned. Or integrated.
    So, in the end, that app will die for sure.

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    1. Re:BAN! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Facebook bans Amy? :(

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  2. They're worried. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're worried.

    I'm worried.

  3. Already been done long time ago by enemybook.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.enemybook.org/
    very old app....

  4. Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the binary friend / no friend distinction, I could adequately express myself through my absence from Facebook. Not a friend of BurgerKing, not a friend of Starbucks, etc. Now I'll have to get a Facebook account to put everybody on my enemies list? Can I just enemize anyone or do I have to pretend to be their friend first?

    1. Re:Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It shows that you've never used Facebook. You don't "friend" pages, you like them.

  5. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    He can't patent the idea, President Nixon came up with it first.

  6. A clear violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A clear violation of the "Hooray for everything" clause.

    1. Re:A clear violation... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Was just thinking that. Disliking something doesn't fit into the doubleplusgood world where everyone is liked and everyone's a winner. See, mom, everyone likes what I do, I got $somerandomnumber people liking what I do!

      Being able to dislike something would actually make people see just how many people really not only don't care about them but care enough about them to wish they would just die and leave a very shallow grave.

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    2. Re:A clear violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Zuckerberg:

      I will get a Facebook account when you allow me to dislike things.
      I would find it enormously fun to let people know what I think with the click of a button.

      Thx

    3. Re:A clear violation... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

      That's not as far-fetched as you think. We're raising the current generation of younglings with the impression that they get a gold star and excessive praise no matter what they do. There can be nothing negative ever.

      This is why half the recent college grads I've been interviewing lately have unreasonable expectations. They've been raised in a fantasy land that doesn't exist in the real world.

    4. Re:A clear violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like when everyone gets a trophy at the little league games. People need to learn that there is one winner and chances are, they're not it.

    5. Re:A clear violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems as though anyone who would want to dislike something, need to cull their so-called "friends list" a bit.

    6. Re:A clear violation... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Most of the posts I see on my Facebook news feed are news articles and music videos shared by friends, not their own personal experiences and doings.

      So, yeah, I'd love to be able to "dislike" news articles that I find upsetting but not worth writing an actual reply to. I'd like to easily "dislike" a track that churns my stomach (Google/YouTube could implement that too, but in their case it would provide data for populating a "suggestion" list that I might actually want to check out.)

      Plus if the likes and dislikes are added up like they are at other sites I visit, you can get a real quick feel for what other people think about comments people have made. You know someone has made a good discussion point when you see things like +140/-130 and a total of ten -- that's a post that pushed buttons!

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    7. Re:A clear violation... by russotto · · Score: 1

      This is why half the recent college grads I've been interviewing lately have unreasonable expectations. They've been raised in a fantasy land that doesn't exist in the real world.

      Well, that and the fact that with the economy being the way it's been since they entered college, "reasonable expectations" are basically ONE bowl of gruel for a hard day's work.

    8. Re:A clear violation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if their grandma dies? Can you dislike that? :(

    9. Re:A clear violation... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      that's a post that pushed buttons!

      It got a smile, so more than a golf clap, but less than a LOL etc. Note that I am serious in providing comedy feedback here; you got the twist right -- it should happen as close to the end of the sentence as possible. (My favorite example: "Great minds think a lot", because the twist isn't the last word -- it's the last syllable.)

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  7. Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    http://www.zdnet.com/blog/foremski/the-hollow-emptiness-in-social-media-numbers-most-accounts-are-fake-or-empty/2175

    itâ(TM)s easy to buy âoefriendsâ and âoefollowers,â by the thousands, and âoelikesâ by the tens of thousands, for a low fee. This can jumpstart a marketing campaign if it makes it onto a top trending list. Buying such services will also help contractors meet performance goals set by clients and trigger payments. It can be a lucrative arbitrage.

    The result however, is considerable inflation in the numbers of users of all the major social networks and platforms.

    The operators of the networks: Facebook, Google, Twitter, etc, must know who is real and who isnâ(TM)t. They have usage data that shows telltale signs of a fake account. They also know how much information a user has disclosed, and how many user profiles are empty.

    Whatâ(TM)s not known is how they count the many types of users, how rigorous is their analysis? There is no transparency on the single most important pool of information for their commercial customers.

    So really, who cares? Facebook users are narcissists, insecure, asocial, or bogus "marketing accounts".

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  8. FBDislike? by rayvd · · Score: 1

    There's a dislike plugin already.

    1. Re:FBDislike? by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a dislike plugin already.

      It's called "disable account" - but it doesn't really work. They'll keep sending you status updates via email, and tell you when someone shares stuff with you, even though you've disabled the account. I disabled mine monthas ago, after hardly using it for several years after I finally signed up.

      It's one way for them to keep their user numbers artificially inflated.

      Dumped twitter years ago - boring!

      Thinking of dumping google+ as well - I check it every few days, but really, it's not all that interesting compared to the real world. Especially now that spring is here! (I know, it's heresy to even speak of that big blue room with the bright light in the sky that can burn your skin if you stay there too long, and the living green carpet, and creatures that look almost as real as the digital people and birds and squirrels we see every day, ... but still ... :-)

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    2. Re:FBDislike? by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      You speak blasphemy!

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    3. Re:FBDislike? by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      I check it every few days, but really, it's not all that interesting compared to the real world.

      Do you have invitations? How do I get one?

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    4. Re:FBDislike? by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      The easiest way is to get a dog. Walking them every morning and evening gives you exercise, and you'll be able to meet total strangers (sort of like all the people who "recommend" each other on linkedin). Plus they don't post embarrassing photos of you and they won't ignore you to check their facebook page.

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  9. I would rather see this banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidently some poor souls do not take enough abuse on facebook.... here's a way to sanction it.

    1. Re:I would rather see this banned by blade8086 · · Score: 1

      oh please

      WAAH INTERNET BULLIES MADE MEH KILL MESELF

      all of the capitals in this post are intentional so mr slashdot filter can please go away thank you.

  10. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In reality most of those accounts are ignored for the most part. Circles of family and friends tend to cull dormat deadwood from active use. I don't friend random strangers, but family and close friends.

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  11. Social choices by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    It blows my mind to think of all the similar applications that have yet to be developed for social networking. "dislike all this guy's likes"; "like things that seem like this; join this coalition of things to like.

    Non-social like, for specific ideas or products. An app that warns you if the product you're looking at was made by a disliked company. An app that suggests likes by association. An app that warns you not to buy a product if 60% of your social circle dislikes it. An app that auto-likes things Consumer Reports rated 4 stars or better. Partial dislike.

    And like/dislike is only the bare beginning. Want. Want(urgent) Need. Looking for. Hate. Attempting to acquire.

    Due to privacy concerns I don't facebook but this is obviously the next paradigm* in mass social interaction.

    *Sorry to use that word but it's not a buzzword in this case: it fits.

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    1. Re:Social choices by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess I just don't understand how people can let their lives be manipulated by people or things that they dislike. Or by people that they like for that matter.

      I select what products I want based primarily on my own judgment. If I know someone and respect their opinion, I may give some weight to it in my choices. But that respect doesn't always correspond one to one with friendship. Some of my friends are lacking in their knowledge in certain areas. Likewise, some people I don't like do display some common sense.

      The whole 'freinds have got to stick together and stand up against common enemies' is exploited far too much politically as well as in marketing.

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    2. Re:Social choices by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      If such things get too effective it could have impacts elsewhere. Think news, for example: A poll gets going on some news site, and a few friends from the pro-X side go to vote... but in doing so, they identify the poll as something of interest to the pro-X community, and recormendation engines drive more pro-Xers there to vote, making it appear even more popular...

      Online polls are essentially worthless already for that very reason, but now extend the situation to businesses (Ten orders one day, a million the next), social forums (Instant mobs forming of commenters all pressing the same side of an issue) and misinformation (A boycott could go on for years prepetuated by forgotten dislikes, long after the company ceased to do whatever got people disliking it in the first place).

    3. Re:Social choices by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      You make some great points. Nevertheless offloading social decisions into the network is the way things are going. We just need better control over what we Like and Dislike.

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    4. Re:Social choices by icebraining · · Score: 1

      That mostly what VRM - Vendor Relationship Management - is about: giving people the software to manage their relationships with companies and other organizations. ProjectVRM talks a lot about those issues.

    5. Re:Social choices by icebraining · · Score: 1

      But that's a failure of the software, if it doesn't let you model those relationships. In theory, you could search for e.g. a new car, and decide which of your acquaintances opinion you trust in that regard, so that the software can only take those in account.

      More: in certain areas, like music or films, it's possible to calculate "compatibility matches" based on previously added information. Some software already does this, but it's not integrated with Facebook, AFAIK.

    6. Re:Social choices by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 2

      The thing is that nobody actually behaves based on what happens on facebook. Nobody buys a product because a bunch of people "like" it. Heck, most people can't even remember any of the last 100 posts they read (try it - interrupt someone who's surfing facebook, and ask them to recall what they were reading. Their brain is in "zoned-out mode" - for the most part nothing they read really registers).

      We're in a "social media bubble", one which will collapse when advertisers realize that they can get better returns by spending their "social media budget" on booze and returning the empties for a refund.

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    7. Re:Social choices by PPH · · Score: 1

      But that's a failure of the software, if it doesn't let you model those relationships.

      I don't want 'the software' to be modeling those relationships for me. I'll do it myself. The whole relationship/marketing data mining business is aimed at identifying opinion leaders so that their opinions can be purchased by ad agencies. Some of these leaders are honest enough to reveal product placement deals that they are involved in. Some are regulated or prohibited from entering into such deals (securities and other financial products, for example). But the abuse of these sorts of things in viral marketing campaigns is rampant.

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    8. Re:Social choices by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I guess I just don't understand how people can let their lives be manipulated by people or things that they dislike. Or by people that they like for that matter.

      Well, here's a good example. Governer Rick Perry's "Strong" video. It was homophobic and hateful in every way. 26,404 likes, 764,362 dislikes. If there were such a thing as god I'd say he has a healthy sense of irony as well.

      This one video was Perry's last stand, his last chance at being a contender. He decided to go all out and appeal to the Christian bigotry vote.

      It didn't exactly work.

    9. Re:Social choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most valuable advertising vector is word of mouth. It also has the advantage of being largely free. I fail to see how social networking informing you that Johnny liked the new Italian restaurant influencing you to try it is a scary thing. A good bit of advertising is just getting you to know the product/service exists. Knowing that your peers liked that product can only help you make an informed decision. Granted some people like crappy stuff, but over time you learn to disregard their recommendations and instead pay attention to those with high standards. A few friends are quite the gourmands and so I'll value any restaurant advice they recommend - I'll still check the menu to make sure I recognize something I'd want to eat (or know to expect to try something very new) though. When you hire a builder/plumber/mechanic/etc. most of the time it is based on good references. If you actually know those references, you have a bit more trust in them. This also eases the lag between performance and word spreading. Many restaurants are not profitable in their first few months because they don't have enough regulars yet and not enough people are willing to change their habits to try it. This is part of why so many chains proliferate - they are known quantities to consumers and so can be profitable much more quickly than mom & pop ones. I've seen a few restaurants open recently that pushed Facebook, etc. to encourage diners to spread the word to their friends. Sure it is advertising, but if it is for a product I'm interested in, I'm happy to be informed of it.

    10. Re:Social choices by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I guess I just don't understand how people can let their lives be manipulated by people or things that they dislike. Or by people that they like for that matter.

      It's not about things you dislike, it's about things people you trust dislike. If I'm buying a new widget, and I don't know much about widgets, I may find that FooCorp makes very cheap widgets that have all of the requisite check boxes on their feature lists. If a friend, who is a widgetphile, tells me that FooCorp has very poor build quality, then I'll probably reconsider.

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    11. Re:Social choices by PPH · · Score: 1

      The most valuable advertising vector is word of mouth.

      Correct.

      It also has the advantage of being largely free.

      Right.

      I fail to see how social networking informing you that Johnny liked the new Italian restaurant influencing you to try it is a scary thing.

      Because the people who run the social network will identify all the 'Johnnys' that others follow and slip him a few bucks to shill for some disgusting gut bomb fast order grill.

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    12. Re:Social choices by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      If he had posted that video on Facebook, it would have changed your comment to read: "26,404 likes", which tells a very different story indeed. For either a politician or a corporation (or any entity really), FB let's you control the message. The only exception is if the traffic is too high for your team of censors to keep up: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/the-best-facebook-comments-from-the-kansas-abortio.

    13. Re:Social choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but it seems to me that the opinion-leaders are only such until they destroy their reputations by accepting payment to sell crap. Anyone who values their reputation won't mislead people for a fee, and the people who do will become known as lying shills.

    14. Re:Social choices by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Add one more dislike.

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  12. Dislike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dislike

    1. Re:Dislike by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least here on /., you actually can. Well, at least occasionally, when you got modpoints. You're not forced to mod every crap up or, if you think it's prime grade bullcrap, can only leave it be. You can actually go and mod it down.

      The net effect is that if I talk out of my ass constantly on FB, I will still think people agree with me and like me. Because from time to time, everyone, even the dimmest idiot in the world, is prone to saying something witty, useful or at least funny. Even if 99.9% of the time, whatever he rambles about would instantly be dismissed as idiot drivel.

      What does that mean on FB? That you get the occasional "please die, dumbass" comment while, if just looking at your "likes", you'll see how there are still people who actually agree with you, giving you the general feel that what you say is valuable input. On here, if you're a complete idiot 99% of the time, you will be shown in no uncertain terms that you are.

      That's basically why FB will never endorse such a dislike feature. Because they don't give half a shit about just how much of a dork you are as long as you're there, use it and hand them information. And, well, people don't tend to stay where they're constantly told that they're idiots.

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    2. Re:Dislike by RobbieThe1st · · Score: 1

      Mod. Parent. Up.
      You said it exactly - why a slashdot type system is better, and why FB would never allow it.
      I agree completely.

  13. Advertisers by thereitis · · Score: 1

    If advertisers want the feature, my guess is it will be implemented. However, would they want to be associated with advertising based on hatred for someone or something? If the language were softened to ~"not interested", then perhaps.

    1. Re:Advertisers by BSAtHome · · Score: 1

      Just make a bot-like-clicker and distribute it. I like it all; even all I dislike; we like, you like, they like, bot like, like like.

      When enough bot-like all, the like will be liked like dislike.

    2. Re:Advertisers by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "not interested"? Are you crazy, how would advertisers want a feature that lets a user hand out the label "not interested"? In a way, such a label would be deadlier than "dislike". "Not interested" means basically "so bland that I don't even care enough to NOT like it".

      Advertisers want BY DEFAULT nothing but positive feedback. Because then your product just looks great, no matter how rotten it actually is. If of 10,000,000 people just 1,000 actually like your product (with 999 being accounts you created yourself for advertising), you have 1,000 "I like it" postings. Despite pleasing about 0.01 percent of your customer base, you look great!

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    3. Re:Advertisers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did this once, and Facebook blocked me from liking this for a week. It was apparently "abusive".

  14. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You're a rarity. Most people don't bother culling accounts - their innate insecurity, which led them to friend total strangers in the first place to bolster their sense of self-worth, prevents that.

    This sort of behaviour leads to some funny results. One of my friends, as part of a study, was asked to contact - by phone - a bunch of people picked at random from a person's friends list for a marketing project. These were all people the person had said they knew because "I don't just friend anybody..." Not one of them knew the guy.

    Facebook == lame.

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  15. Ban ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see legislation that prohibits all forms of advertisement.

    1. Re:Ban ads by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Runs into free-speech issues, although I would like to see one minor adjustment: A law requiring clear identification when something is an advertisment, or when a company has accepted payment of any form to promote a product. I do think consumers need to at least know that when a movie is showing product X doing something amazing, it's because the manufacturer handed a pile of money to the studio for placement. Currently the situation is so bad that in some fields manufacturers are actually making up fake news report segments to promote their product in the hope that viewers won't realise it's an advertisment.

  16. Marketing opportunity by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear user, did you know that your sworn enemy Frin44 really hates Farmville? Would you like to add him to your Farmville notification list?

    1. Re:Marketing opportunity by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Jans Midgaard and Bjorn Vyrdden are now in a blood feud.

    2. Re:Marketing opportunity by Nimey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Paul Atriedes and Baron Harkonnen have declared kanly.

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    3. Re:Marketing opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was drinking coffee when I read that you bastard!

  17. Finally, a reason to join FaceBook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now let's see, how do I add EVERYBODY to my list??

  18. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Try it. Create a fake account, open up some random stranger's page and friend them.

    I'd surprised if you get fewer than 80% accepts.

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  19. really just depends by nimbius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if the application suberts or negatively impacts the model of facebook, which is data mining for the purposes of targeted advertisement, it will be banned.

    i predict the addition of a enemy feature will work to incense negative emotional responses to facebook that so far have been confined to things that can be relatively mitigated, for example its policies and terms of service. an "enemy" on your facebook will make you less likely to check facebook, or its related applications. users who previously had ignored intentionally obfuscated security settings may begin to pay more attention to them, thereby costing you advertising data. you may switch social networks for one without any enemies or abandon social networking alltogether for a more controlled and privatized relationship with your friends. the implications of "enemy" are pretty big.

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  20. Was done in 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine made an app for this a while back. It even received some press:
    http://www.boston.com/business/technology/articles/2007/10/10/new_apps_put_the_hate_in_online_networking/?page=full

  21. Enemies? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

    Now I'm almost tempted to get onto Facebook. Except I'd never use a real name/address/email/etc., so maybe I'm still not tempted at all.
    But let's see who tries to add 800 million or so to their list of enemies (minus a few who might even be actual friends)...

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  22. Hate by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1
    Hate

    But seriously, Facebook environment is so USSR or even PRC. AND Hotel California.

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  23. L-word by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    I couldn't use the word, you know.

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  24. To What End? by cffrost · · Score: 2

    Maintaining a personal list of adversaries sounds to me like a needless security risk. What's the purpose? The only uses I can think of off the top of my head: Remembering which entities to avoid, and/or to warning others of to avoid the same.

    Publishing a list of adversaries, accessible by those listed (either directly/intentionally or via hearsay, etc.) is foolish. For one thing, it invites unwanted attention from the listed entities, who may have otherwise been oblivious/benign. Further, it places one's self into the suspect pool of anyone listee who believes that they're on the receiving end of some (real or imagined) external harm. Finally, it tips one's hand, increasing the risk of being identified as the cause of any future action taken against those listed*.

    As a brief example, consider Slashdot's relationship system. Your Freaks list looks like some decent targets for some good old fashioned abusive down-mods. Are you being harassed by an AC or experiencing an suspicious share of down-mods? Well, how large is your Foes list?

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    1. Re:To What End? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I failed to add the following footnote for my second paragraph:

      *It's not my intention to express any view on the morality of concealing information to avoid reprisal from future immoral action; I'm only approaching this from a security perspective.

      My apologies for that oversight and other editing errors.

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    2. Re:To What End? by dwye · · Score: 1

      Publishing a list of adversaries, accessible by those listed (either directly/intentionally or via hearsay, etc.) is foolish.

      Worst possible result: it becomes a point of pride to be on someone's Enemies List, and a matter of embarrassment for some people NOT to be on it.

      Richard M. Nixon had that happen. As many liberals tried to claim being on his list when they were not as were actually on it.

    3. Re:To What End? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the errata; I was going to chime in. :) I do want to remark on your signature, though: Carl Sagan seems like a sufficiently-vested authority, so I believe the quote from him that you state. :)

      And, I just have to say I love the fortune, as it self-applies: "If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmidt"

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  25. It should be a float instead of int by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 2

    Instead of a binary variable, friend or not friend, 1 or 0, It should be a floating point value with a range from -1 to 1. -1 = strong enemy, 1 = strong friend, anything in between indicates strength of the connection. Default value is 0 for everyone not specifically set to another value. Then you could set levels where certain info is revealed. For example: only friends above 0.9 get to post to my wall, anyone at 0 or below does not even see the wall. etc. That would make it a much more useful social service than now, where some random company that I want to keep up with gets the same privileges as my brother.

    1. Re:It should be a float instead of int by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      That's too complicated for people who have to look up strategy guides for Farmville. Farmville!

    2. Re:It should be a float instead of int by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      single or double precision ?

    3. Re:It should be a float instead of int by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead it should be between i and -i for all the imaginary friends on Facebook.

  26. It'll get misused like down mods do here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You add that kind of 'weapon' in the hands of childish morons and you guarantee it will be misused. Might as well put atom bombs in the hands of children. For commercial products competitors will make 1000's of sock puppets to do the same making it 'appear normal', just like it is done around here by trolltalk.com and tomhudson/barbara not barbie/webmistressrachel (all the same person with 3 guises for registered accounts here) or doesn't HBGary ring a bell too on that account?.

  27. Isn't This the Same Thing Made in 2007? by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

    "Enemybook was developed in July 2007 by Kevin Matulef." http://www.enemybook.org/

  28. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    Higher if they're hot chicks, since those are all fake accounts too.

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  29. Zuck owns the ultimate dislike by ZipK · · Score: 1

    Ironically, Facebook will exercise the ultimate dislike by banning this app.

  30. Ahhhhh, plans within plans within plans by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    Not that I disagree with anything you said, but somehow I feel like I just read an excerpt from the Bene Gesserit handbook.

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  31. Why not to give link to the actual app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Had to jump through heaps of blog posts to finally find the app: https://apps.facebook.com/enemygraph/

  32. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Jahf · · Score: 1

    So you're saying, with the exception of fake accounts and zynga, Facebook = /.?

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  33. More options needed. by mork · · Score: 1

    Enemies? Where is the "Nemesis" button when you need it?

    1. Re:More options needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could be a graded scale - bore, douche, idiot, enemy, nemesis, arch-nemesis, concentrated evil...

  34. tomhudson = Barbara not barbie (plus others)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming from the multiple account using troll and stalker tomhudson = Barbara, not barbie (and webmistressrachel as well as other registered user id's you use around here)? That's ironic, droll, and quite stupid of you, of all people, to complain about. You're the worst offender of forums misuse by trolling and stalking others by anonymous replies as well I have ever seen here or elsewhere online. Do you like Shakespear? I hope so, because this fits you to a tee: "And thus I clothe my naked villany With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ, And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."

    1. Re:tomhudson = Barbara not barbie (plus others)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomhudson = Barbara not Barbie multiple reg'd acct. use modded down? Truth's obviously not a slashdot value since it's being "hidden" by downmods.

  35. Attention my old nemesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are sooo going on this list, Wil Wheaton!

  36. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Omestes · · Score: 2

    So really, who cares? Facebook users are narcissists, insecure, asocial, or bogus "marketing accounts" [theglobeandmail.com].

    Some/majority != All.

    Every single person on my friends list is a real life friend or acquaintance. Admittedly some of them are old college friends who I pretty much lost touch with, but occasionally check up so see where they've gone in life, but most of them are people I still keep in touch with (IRL when possible), and at some point I've had a real life beer with every single one of them (all, big whopping, 60 of them). Obviously, then, I'm asocial, insecure, a narcissistic, or a bogus marketing account.

    The same is true with my girlfriend (incidentally we're friends on Facebook, and share a house in life), and her mother, and my father's wife, and a vast majority of my friends. Yes, some of them are social media whores, I've had a friend go and try to friend all of my other friends a couple times, even though she never met a single one of them, and shares nothing in common with them (she's from my wilder youth, and most of them are from college), her "friend" total sits at 1500+. There is obviously something wrong there, in my 32 years on this earth I doubt I've even met 1500 people I could tolerate, much less consider "friends". A couple of my friends are spammy, and constantly need attention (which would be true without Facebook), and some of them are spammy because they use Facebook as a tool (one is one of the heads of our local Occupy movement, one is very involved in Occupy LA, and one is a Rave/scene promoter). Most of them are like me, and post once a month or so, and generally use it as a way to keep up to date with geographically distant friends and acquaintances.

    Yes, I'm guessing a majority of social connections are bogus, insecure, asocial, or narcissists, but probably the vast majority of users aren't.

    In the end, as with most things, Facebook is a tool. You can use it however you want, and what you get out of it depends on what you want from it. Even if 99.9999% of users were undesirable whatnots, it wouldn't effect me, or my use of it, in the slightest.

    The "i don't use facespace!" crowd is the obnoxiously snug "i don't watch tv" hipsters of yesteryear. Good for you, but why should I care?

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  37. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's fitting. Perhaps the coming Facebook Wars reflect the meat world similarly, meaning the war will be based on narcissism, insecurity, asocial tendencies, or bogus "marketing."

  38. Bully! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the hoopla about online bullying this app won't last long. It ruins my day when one of my Slashdot posts gets modded down.

    Life is too short to waste time on a Dislike button anyway,

  39. Like Like by tepples · · Score: 1

    like like

    Hide your shield.

  40. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

    There are obviously exceptions to pretty much any rule where we're talking about human conduct, but that doesn't take away from the fact that facebook is a problem for many people, allowing them to replace real interaction with superficial "friends" (and then when that doesn't fix their self-esteem problems, go on quests for more and more pseudo-friends, the same as an alcoholic goes after more and more booze to "fix" their problems).

    Facebook is not only an enabler, it's also become the instigator in many cases. If it were to disappear tomorrow, long-term, society would be better off.

    Of course I'm only talking about real accounts - the millions of fake ones are just a normal market reaction to people trying to make a buck any way they can, manipulating the system for their benefit, same as the SEO scam artists.

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  41. Just a lil bit sad... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

    I'll take whatever mod hit I get...

    although it'd be funny to lose karma for this statement.

    I'm a buddhist, so the enemy button seems, well, sad.

    In order to label any person an enemy, you have to then
    actively seek them out on Facebook. Sure, they could
    appear on a friend list of a friend, but you're still going to
    have to do at least 2 actions (clicks) to make them an
    enemy.

    Why?

    Yes, grudges, hatred, retribution. However, if you are $religion
    I'm sure your religion like most talk about forgiveness. And
    even if you can't bring to forgive. Forget is pretty good too.

    I remember all of my enemies from High School. And currently
    they are now my friends on Facebook. Even the ones that did
    some pretty long-lasting bad stuff. I'm sure some were even
    surprised when I accepted their friend request.

    Time heals all wounds... chemically. The sharp edges of a
    memory get rounded off... and eventually they are whitewashed
    into the background. That's why even a contentious relationship
    is remembered with fondness over time.

    If you read this far, thank you. It might mean you RTFA too.

    Specific to TFA, his enemy button is more social commentary,
    about how it's become taboo to show dislike or disfavor, since
    the "social aspect" of the internet is actually directed to marketing.
    And no one welcomes negativity to their cash cow.

    It would even open you up to some potential legal issues when a
    person clicks someone as an enemy and that person, EITHER OF
    THEM, end up dead. (IANAL) but anyone that lives in the US, knows
    what I'm talking about.

    They say you can't sell an "enemy click" to an advertiser.
    But I call BS on that... I'm sure an enterprising person could create
    an algo that correlates enemies as having traits perhaps opposite
    enough to make them a selectable demographic.
    [FWIW, IP claim there, at least until "America Invents" takes hold]

    It will be interesting to see if the app gets to stick around.
    I hope they adhered to ALL of the TOS for apps... because I'm
    sure that now that this has been /. FB's lawyers fresh off their
    we'll sue if you ask for FB credentials will be looking into it.

    -AI

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    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
  42. Heretic by gelfling · · Score: 1

    All Social Media is about the delusion that the diversity of the whole wide world can be boiled down to everyone who's just like you and everyone else who's wrong and must be censored. 'Hate' means fb'rs would have to motivated sufficiently to even consider that someone who's not them is even worthy of attention however negative. This is a mistake. In fact the very thought is wrong and must be censored. Sorry, but those are the rules.

  43. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

    Isn't that the basis for pretty much all marketing?

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    Let's call it what it is, Anti-Social Media.
  44. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Facebook is not only an enabler, it's also become the instigator in many cases. If it were to disappear tomorrow, long-term, society would be better off.

    If Facebook disappeared tomorrow, then something just like it would show up the next day. All social media (since newsgroups, at least) has been vocally dominated by people desperately seeking attention, and using it as a crutch for their own psychological problems. This pre-exists the internet, go to a typical trendy college bar. Go hang out with your obscenely outgoing co-worker... Go to your local shopping mall and listen to the screaming teenagers (which was the social media of my generation, ignoring IRC and BBSs for us nerds).

    People said the same stuff your saying about AOL > Geocities/Angelfire > Livejournal > Myspace, and now Twitter. Yes, there are problems with them, but if mature people use them maturely, then these problems are mostly mitigated. The same can be said of things like alcohol, idiots will use them and degrade themselves, but some of us can enjoy a tasty glass of scotch after dinner and be fine. Do the idiots degrade the responsible ones? Only if the responsible ones can't ignore the idiots.

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  45. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Tooke · · Score: 1

    You're a rarity. Most people don't bother culling accounts - their innate insecurity, which led them to friend total strangers in the first place to bolster their sense of self-worth, prevents that.

    Ok, so you state that a lot of Facebook users are insecure.

    This sort of behaviour leads to some funny results. One of my friends, as part of a study, was asked to contact - by phone - a bunch of people picked at random from a person's friends list for a marketing project. These were all people the person had said they knew because "I don't just friend anybody..." Not one of them knew the guy.

    Alright, so at least one guy has friended a bunch of people on Facebook that he doesn't know.

    Facebook == lame.

    This is the part I don't get. Having insecure users doesn't imply that Facebook is lame.

    (Also, what's with the whole "foo == bar" construct anyway? It doesn't make sense to me, shouldn't it be something more like "foo.bar == true"?)

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  46. You can "dislike" - sort of by mkwan · · Score: 1

    If you really want to dislike something, Unicode 6.2 provides a "thumbs down" character (U+1F44E) that you can put in a comment. It isn't supported by many fonts yet, but that will change. Of course, if you REALLY dislike something, Unicode 6.2 also provides a "pile of poo" character (U+1F4A9).

  47. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foo.bar == true is unnecessary code. if foo.bar evaluates to true, there is no reason to compare it to true.

  48. they also need a .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "who-the-fuck-are-you" (could be shortened to 'WTF') choice for all those people and companies that were/are 'friended' but not really friends and you have no fucking idea who or what they are.

  49. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

    You sir, win the gold star for anecdotal evidence using the phrase "part of a study" - which lends credence without adding any actual support.

  50. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir,

    Need more coffee?

  51. What we need is "uninteresting" by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    I want to be able to flag certain people or concepts as being un-interesting, so they will never appear in the scrolling stories. Jerry and Elaine may be my friends, but George isn't, and I just don't care to read anything George says on Jerry's or Elaine's "wall." I would like George to just vanish from my viewpoint. George shouldn't know that I find him un-interesting, and neither should Jerry or Elaine or anyone else. That feature alone would eliminate 90% of the "spam" on social media services.

  52. Two Buttons I Want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Should Not Be Alive

    2. Should Never Have Been Born.

  53. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Facebook seems useful to those who are less technically aware. Rather than getting to know a range of applications email, forums, instant messaging or using a range of web sites and completely unaware of the privacy and exploitation issues, just simply use Facebook to communicate with family and friends. They will also push no using family and friends to join.

    It's the simple use of a communications medium for the technologically simple, this combined with a mobile phone is pretty much all they understand and all they need. 'It is the way of things', the technologically limited will only use technology that is easily and simply accessible (they will then spend hours on end tweaking and pressing buttons et al thinking how bright they are, rather than how they are being manipulated by sick and perverted doctorates in psychology).

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  54. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

    This may be because people are worried about being rude and rejecting someone they really do know but have forgotten.

  55. Wizard of Id by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 1

    just came out today

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  56. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Krojack · · Score: 1

    After reading all your post, all I got out of it is that you hate marketing.

  57. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foo.bar == true is unnecessary code. if foo.bar evaluates to true, there is no reason to compare it to true.

    Really this should be something like.
    Facebook = foo.bar ? 'Lame' : 'Not Lame'

  58. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

    NO - I hate the lies behind bubbles, whether it was the housing bubble, the current student loan bubble, or the lies behind the social media bubble. Until they produce hard, reproducible statistics (and the fact that they haven't when they could, is very telling) to prove otherwise, I'm going to continue to say what the studies show, that it's crap for insecure people and lazy unimaginative marketers.

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    Let's call it what it is, Anti-Social Media.
  59. Probably the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anything, it'll make people far more likely to check Facebook. The easiest way to force people to engage is to get them into an argument, as has been well-documented with chatbots. The people I know who are on Facebook the most are already having ridiculous feuds all the time; they'd probably welcome this.

  60. Re:ONE bowl of gruel for a hard day's work. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Old School Obligatory!
    "Please Sir, I want some more!"

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  61. Re:list of enemies (friends) by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I'm tempted to join Facebook now just to play it backwards! You know, like we turned "Damn Yankee" into a compliment.

    "Ooh! Would you be my Enemy?"
    "Hate me on Facebook!"

    But yes, as someone else said this has been done.

    But tying into the Employers snooping on Facebook, it would be funny if they asked "why does your Facebook page contain nothing but enemies?!"

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  62. Re:Who cares? Most social media accounts are fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheats who use multiple accounts to cheat the moderation system here aren't respected (like you).