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'Frothy Gunk' From Deepwater Horizon Spill Harming Coral

sciencehabit writes "The massive oil spill that inundated the Gulf of Mexico in the spring and summer of 2010 severely damaged deep-sea corals more than 11 kilometers from the well site, a sea-floor survey conducted within weeks of the spill reveals. At one site, which hadn't been visited before but had been right in the path of a submerged 100-meter-thick oil plume from the spill, researchers found a variety of corals — most of them belonging to a type of colonial coral commonly known as sea fans — on a 10-meter-by-12-meter outcrop of rock. Many of the corals were partially or completely covered with a brown, fluffy substance that one team member variously calls 'frothy gunk,' 'goop,' and 'snot.'"

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  1. Santorum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why Santorum supports more drilling.

    1. Re:Santorum by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why Santorum supports more drilling.

      When Santorum hears "Drill, Baby, Drill!", the seafloor isn't the first thing that crosses his mind.

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    2. Re:Santorum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When Santorum hears "Drill, Baby, Drill!", the seafloor isn't the first thing that crosses his mind.

      And when Santorum hears "frothy gunk," himself is the first thing to come to mind.

    3. Re:Santorum by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I clicked this article just to see how far up the Santorum jokes were. Guess it was too obvious, huh?

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    4. Re:Santorum by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I clicked this article just to see how far up the Santorum jokes were. Guess it was too obvious, huh?

      Way too. I saw it when the front page said 0 comments, but when I clicked it there were two already there, both Santorum jokes.

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  2. Drill baby drill!!! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the worst that could happen?

    1. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's the worst that could happen?

      Collapse of the fisheries?

      Coastal waters destroyed for many years if not permanently?

      Wildlife irreparably harmed?

      The beauty of nature destroyed because people value business and cheap energy above all else.

      I once heard an interview of an ex-oil comany executive. He was asked what he would do to lower our dependance on oil He replied that eliminating the internal combustion engine. Cars and other things dependant on the internal combustion engine use about 40% of the oil use by this country.

      The internal combustion engine is an inefficient (only 20% of the engery from the gasoline actually makes it to your wheels - the rest goes away as heat) throwback to the 19th century and really needs to be eliminated not only for energy policy, but also for air quality and other environmental reasons.

    2. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Petron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd rather drill on land. So we can monitor it easily and if there is any spill, it is easy to contain, seal, and clean up. But environmentalists have a fit if you say "ANWR"
      ,
      So oil drilling is pushed off shore. But it is too close to the shore! Environmentalists don't like those oil rigs! Move them farther out!

      So we push the limit on how far we can push the oil rigs out... and when they are in an area very hard monitor, very hard to contain, very hard to seal, and very hard to clean up... the environmentalists have a fit that it isn't cleaned up fast enough.

      Let the oil companies drill on land. Open up the oil we have on land where it is safer, cleaner, and can be better monitored. That is much better than trusting some other government to monitor (we will never hear about any spills), or having it in an area that an accident could cause massive damage. Plus we can transport oil by pipeline (burning no fossil fuels). That would be much better than a fleet of oil tankers (we all know how environmentally friendly those things are...)

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    3. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joke. Sarcasm. Obvious. Woosh. Seriously. Calm the hell DOWN, dude.

    4. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh its closer to 70% dude!

    5. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by khallow · · Score: 1, Troll

      The beauty of nature destroyed because people value business and cheap energy above all else.

      So what? Business and cheap energy are pretty damn valuable which is why we invest so heavily in them. Beauty of nature? Not so much, but it gets a lot of investment anyway. I see no issue with the priorities of modern society.

      needs to be eliminated not only for energy policy, but also for air quality and other environmental reasons.

      ll you need to do is come up with something better.

    6. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by darkmeridian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yep. Fracking demonstrates that absolutely no problem can result from drilling on land. There is no water underground that can be contaminated, and even if there were, it's not as though anyone relies on that filthy ground water to survive! Drill, baby, drill! Government is bad! BP is good!

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    7. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      I'm talkin' progress, baby!

      If you were going for a good impression of Dennis Hopper's character in Waterworld, great job!

    8. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Let the oil companies drill on land. Open up the oil we have on land where it is safer, cleaner, and can be better monitored

      To what purpose? Oil companies are already drilling on land. The untapped sources we have are not going to affect the price of gas at the pump or significantly prolong our ability to rely on oil.

      Plus we can transport oil by pipeline (burning no fossil fuels).

      That depends entirely on what is powering the pumps. Which in the case of the Alaskan pipeline's 11 pump stations is natural gas or liquid fuel. What, you didn't think the oil just flowed "downhill" all the way from Alaska did you?

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    9. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Right, if it were for Obama we'd be up to our necks in Coral and with no jobs.

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    10. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by mcgrew · · Score: 0

      Business and cheap energy are pretty damn valuable which is why we invest so heavily in them. Beauty of nature? Not so much

      I pity anyone who values filthy lucre over beauty. IMO it's a mental illness.

    11. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poetic justice...both are growing at much the same pace these days.

    12. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The belief that opinions not matching one's own is a mental illness, is itself a mental illness.

    13. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      I'd rather drill on land. So we can monitor it easily and if there is any spill, it is easy to contain, seal, and clean up.

      You don't get it. The problems with BP start way before the disaster in the Gulf. They have a history of egregious safety violations which have killed people before. They trade high-risk safety practices for profit. I understand you don't like environmentalists; anyone with extreme viewpoints can be frustrating to deal with, but do not lose sight of why the DH disaster was so damaging. Even if BP is "drilling on land" they cannot be trusted to do so safely and they've demonstrated it for years prior to the DH "spill". Let's not focus the witch-hunt on anyone but BP and the regulatory system that let them keep doing what they do. That's where the fixing needs to happen first.

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    14. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was this modded troll? It's sarcastic, yes... but not untruthful. Fracking DOES have potentially massive consequences... a quick google-search or even Wikipedia article glancing will tell you that.

      Unless of course you were modded troll because they were perhaps referring to deep well drilling and not fracking... although as it stands, there's getting to be fewer and fewer choices to NOT resort to fracking.

    15. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by khallow · · Score: 2

      I pity anyone who values filthy lucre over beauty. IMO it's a mental illness.

      I don't. People have different preferences and goals in life. I honor peoples' individual choices as long as they don't harm others, even if I think they are bad ones.

      And business and cheap energy is not "filthy lucre". I could similarly talk about people who value dirt (which is filthy almost by definition!) over the lives and welfare of their fellow men.

    16. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      Your point about different preferences for different people is well taken, but "I honor peoples' individual choices as long as they don't harm others" is off-topic. In this case, the choices by the oil industry ARE harming others. A lot of people in fact. Residents of the gulf of Mexico obviously very directly, the rest of the world through global warming, smog, and asthma indirectly (though the oil industry is of course only part of the issue.)

      It's shortsighted to think of it as "cheap" energy when the externalized costs are so much higher than the alternatives.

    17. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'd rather drill on land. So we can monitor it easily and if there is any spill, it is easy to contain, seal, and clean up. But environmentalists have a fit if you say "ANWR"

      Bit of a false dichotomy there. You can drill on land elsewhere other than ANWR. There's so little oil there compared to what we're using that it's not worth it.

      And on that point, we need to stop using so much oil. Why are we subsidizing gasoline for private civilian transport again? Obviously it would be bad to suddenly raise gas prices across the board, killing the trucking industry and causing us all to starve, but why are tax dollars being used to make gas half the price it is in Europe for the guy driving his Hummer to the office every day?

    18. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by SomePoorSchmuck · · Score: 1

      How was this modded troll? It's sarcastic, yes... but not untruthful. Fracking DOES have potentially massive consequences... a quick google-search or even Wikipedia article glancing will tell you that.

      Unless of course you were modded troll because they were perhaps referring to deep well drilling and not fracking... although as it stands, there's getting to be fewer and fewer choices to NOT resort to fracking.

      I can't speak to why it was modded Troll, but as someone who currently has mod points it should have been modded Offtopic. It does the whole ironic over-exaggeration of its parent in order to attempt to rebut the parent, but in doing so it introduces an exaggeration of a claim which the parent never made. Thus, it belongs to that highly popular class of Internet argumenation known as strawmantum ad absurdum .

      Absolutely nowhere in Petron's post did Petron say that no problem can result from drilling on land. Petron's point seems to be that IF you are going to continue extracting/burning oil (which unless tonight some local housewife discovers stable cold fusion using this one weird trick the gasoline companies don't want you to know about, we will still be doing tomorrow) it is safer and more efficient to use land-based or shallow-water wells where oversight is easier and disaster mitigation is speedier, cheaper, and far less technologically complex.

      Petron was pointing out the irony that platforms like the Deepwater Horizon exist primarily due to the unintended consequences of a myopic out-of-sight-out-of-mind brand of environmentalism that may actually result in far greater ecological harm than if the same type of problem were to occur on land or in shallow easily-reached water. Thus, because darkmeridian doesn't address this point or offern any substantive rebuttal (e.g. presenting some argument that in fact land-based drilling is less efficient and more technologically complex than deepwater extraction [a very hard argument to make, hence resorting to the refuge of strawmantum ad absurdum]), darkmeridian's post is therefore not topically relevant to this sub-thread.

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    19. Re:Drill baby drill!!! by jduhls · · Score: 1

      So I just noticed a "Fossil Oil" ad in this article for drilling in the state of alabama. Do you, sir/madame, work for Fossil Oil, perhaps? Can I mod this "creepy"?

  3. Unfortunate, but not surprising... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    Given how much oil leaked I don't see this as a great shock. There's probably some legitimate technical interest in exactly how far the oil spreads and how it does damage, but to an outside observer it seems like a foregone conclusion that a massive oil spill will probably do bad things to the area.

    1. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by berashith · · Score: 1

      and the dispersants that are dumped that cause the oil to sink prevents any natural survival from occuring. There were plenty of these chemicals sprayed, not because tehy are good for long term issues, but because they help PR when less oil is visible on the surface or beaches.

    2. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by khallow · · Score: 1

      How bad the "bad things" are is more than just a technical issue, but also matter to what decisions we make. This coral is not particularly far away and parts of it are still alive, surviving a couple of years near the worst oil spill in history. It helps confirm that large oil spills are bad, but that the worst case predictions at the time of the spill missed the mark for some reason. Perhaps it's conditions unique to the Gulf or the methods used to contain the spill and mitigate its consequences.

    3. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by khallow · · Score: 1

      and the dispersants that are dumped that cause the oil to sink prevents any natural survival from occuring.

      Except that we have deep sea corals (the worst effected of the group that the researchers had looked at so far) 11 km from the blow out naturally surviving the unsurvivable for almost a couple of years.

      We may have more than just a PR trick, but a legitimate way to reduce the harm from large oil spills.

    4. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Right, all legitimate technically interesting issues. But a range of 11Km, 10, 12, or something else means absolutely nothing to a non expert out of context. Did scientists predict 10 and got 11? Or did they predict 100 and got 11 or...? It's all science but reporting on science as though they've either discovered something particularly interesting (which they haven't) isn't going to do the discipline any favours. This is an article that broadly explains that research is being done on an area but nothing substantive.

      Worst case predictions are worst case, not what is probably going to happen. Hence the term 'worst case'.

    5. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Worst case was something like complete death of oxygen breathing organisms in the Gulf below a certain depth.

    6. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by berashith · · Score: 1

      I hope so. The dispersants used after the Valdez spill turned a formerly thriving sea floor into nothing but sand and tar. the tarballs stayed there, bound to the chemicals that were preventing a natural version of the cleanup. I hope the 11km in this case is under the plume, and not some less-impacted location even though it is relatively close to the leak.

    7. Re:Unfortunate, but not surprising... by khallow · · Score: 1

      That appears to be more do to the geography and climate of the area. It contained the oil in a constrained region and the cold temperatures which lowered the ability to break down oil compounds.

  4. Frosty Post by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Frothy Gunky post... hey! it's relevant!

    1. Re:Frosty Post by wintercolby · · Score: 1

      Amen, we also need a different term for the stuff that sits on top of the liquid in a cappuccino.

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    2. Re:Frosty Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foam.

  5. BP doesn't give a crap by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    When the gulf states fisheries go titsup in the next years, will BP pay up?

    Only if they're forced to do so.

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    1. Re:BP doesn't give a crap by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Luckily for BP overfishing wiped out those areas years ago. When I was a kid I heard a lot about the gulf mackerel stocks being pretty much wiped out.

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    2. Re:BP doesn't give a crap by eyenot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, instead, everybody with a fishing boat will continue to blame the NOAA for every single last thing that happens to the fishing industry, including the results of overfishing.

      If NOAA enforces fishing less, they're purposefully trying to ruin the industry in some kind of unfathomable conspiracy with the government and the oil companies and blah blah blah.

      If NOAA allows for fishing, they're not protecting the ocean's wildlife enough and the smaller boats don't stand a chance to haul anything in when the bigger purse-sein boats are stealing it all, blah blah blah.

      In all the time I've spent debating with fishermen, usually at Jane Lubchenco's Facebook, since the Deepwater spill, I've never seen one fisherman write that perhaps it's a good idea to try to preserve the industry by fishing less.

      I think for most fishermen it's either

      a) a foregone conclusion that all the fish will be fished to extinction so why dare to hold them back from making their livelihood
      b) a foregone conclusion that it's impossible to seriously deplete fish stock from the world's "fisheries" so holding fishing back is conspiracy

      blah blah blah blah

      The thing is they talk about it like they have some kind of thriving business going when I'm sure if I had been there in the various meeting places where they go to argue with, heckle, and defame NOAA authorities over the years, I would probably have heard fishermen blaming every one but themselves for their decreasing livelihood.

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    3. Re:BP doesn't give a crap by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      it's not overfishing I'm worried about here.

      It's the cascade.

      Reefs are home to many types of fish that are caught commercially.

      no reef, no fish.

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    4. Re:BP doesn't give a crap by Lazarian · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who used to live in Cape Breton, Newfoundland, and he told me stories of how fishing boats would rather dump their whole catch in the harbour if they weren't offered the price they wanted for their fish. It was pretty sickening to listen to, and he really didn't want to be associated with that mindset. When it wasn't fishing season, many fisherman just sat on unemployment insurance for the rest of the year. When most of the cod stocks collapsed from overfishing*, they lobbied for government subsidies since their livelihood was dwindling.

      Then there's the seal hunters that use the excuse that since seals eat lots of fish, they have to cull the seals to try and preserve the dwindling fish stocks. Another feedback loop of stupidity magnifying the other. Those guys work doing that since there's no work in the fisheries. Go figure.

      * To be fair, the collapse of the fisheries on the Atlantic coast (Grand Banks Disaster) was a result of massive exploitation from foreign fishing ships, and not just Canadian. A real shame.

  6. Misleading title by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

    I thought this was about the Presidential election. Thankfully I take the time to read the the summary, well, most of it. Some.

    1. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading 'GOOP', I thought it was Gwyneth Paltrow's latest cookbook

    2. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was about the Presidential election. Thankfully I take the time to read the the summary, well, most of it. Some.

      It should have been obvious. The title is "frothy gunk" not "frothy mix"...so this is definitely not about Santorum.

    3. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brown, fluffy substance that one team member variously calls 'frothy gunk,' 'goop,' and 'snot

      But this is not the santorum we are familiar with. This is the brown santorum, or santorum generated without the proper preparations or in a heat of the moment.

    4. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is. That's simply a slight mistranslation from the original Greek.

  7. BP says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We're sorry. We said we were sorry. Go away. Leave us alone.

    What else do you you want? We've got a money fight in half an hour.

    1. Re:BP says... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're sorry. We said we were sorry. Go away. Leave us alone.

      I think the choice words were, "I want my life back."

      It's hell when society expects corporations and rich people to take responsibility for something. That's for ordinary suckers.

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    2. Re:BP says... by roman_mir · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just MAYBE the GOVERNMENT shouldn't have created the false sense of security - the moral hazard, by providing the companies in question with 'insurance' against such accidents, especially in the form of liability caps (what was it, 75 Million per accident?)

      And then MAYBE the GOVERNMENT shouldn't have used its power to prevent shallow water drilling with regulations.

    3. Re:BP says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      God you're a fucking tool.

    4. Re:BP says... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That's Mr. God to you.

    5. Re:BP says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know you're talking about a government agency that was bought and paid for by the same CORPORATION to which it was "providing insurance".

      Oh hey- using caps does make things look nice and menacing. Thanks for the tip.

      I second that "fucking tool" opinion.

    6. Re:BP says... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      As I said earlier: your government is who governs you.

      USA people have FAILED to uphold the Constitution, they have failed to make sure that only people who uphold the Constitution are in power and any transgression in this regard is punished.

      My point stays: you deserve the gov't you have and the gov't you have is the gov't you have created, and now it is what it is.

      It's the gov't that is responsible for all of the moral hazards and destruction of the economy. You like some of the moral hazards provided (fake money, FDIC, FDA, EPA, HUD, FHA, SS, Medicare, etc.etc.), and that's total corruption of the government process, by expecting all of those things you give green light to all other things that gov't does (illegal wars, killing, destruction of privacy, corporate control of gov't, etc.)

      As to menacing - that's retarded. It's called setting an ACCENT on something.

  8. The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    From what I've read it was the dispersant chemicals (frothy gunk) that caused most of the damage. The oil by itself would have eventually been eaten by bacteria, and recycled back into the ecosystem (as happens with all dead plant matter).

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    1. Re:The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      From what I've read it was the dispersant chemicals (frothy gunk) that caused most of the damage. The oil by itself would have eventually been eaten by bacteria, and recycled back into the ecosystem (as happens with all dead plant matter).

      A few gallons of liquefied dinosaur never hurt anyone!

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    2. Re:The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BP? Is that you?

    3. Re:The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few gallons of liquefied dinosaur never hurt anyone!

      Obligatory gruen transfer reference (hey it's gotta start somewhere)

    4. Re:The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      From what I've read it was the dispersant chemicals (frothy gunk) that caused most of the damage.

      From this article: "Samples of the material contained mucus secreted by the corals—a sign the colonies had recently been under stress—as well as fragments of dead coral polyps, saturated and unsaturated fatty acids commonly found in biological tissues such as cell membranes, and a mélange of petroleum residues."

      No mention of dispersants.

    5. Re:The oil or the Chemicals causing harm? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well the dispersant dispersed the oil and caused it to sink, which on its own could heavily damage ocean ecosystems like these corals. The ecological impact of the dispersant itself is largely unknown I think.

      What the dispersant did do is keep large amounts of oil from hitting the gulf coast, which aside from being better for BP PR was also a good thing for sensitive coastline environments.

      Which was ultimately the better choice I don't know. It's not like either choice is good. Maybe the worst part about the use of dispersants was it created an "out of sight, out of mind" reaction. "Since I can't visibly see the result of the spill, it must not be that bad."

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  9. But what does this mean for Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and what does it have to do with Santorum?

  10. GO AWAY TROLL by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    be GONE thy insidious wrenched beast! GO! SCAT! BE GONE I SAY!

  11. /s by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    forgot the all-important "/s for sarcasm"

  12. Re:BP is spreading santorum by Picardo85 · · Score: 0

    damn you, you beat me to the Santorum reference. :D

  13. Ubuntu 13.0 Frothy Gunk by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 2

    Anyone else saw Frothy Gunk and thought it was a story about a new Ubuntu release?

    1. Re:Ubuntu 13.0 Frothy Gunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, it's got to be either Frothy Funk or Gothy Gunk.

    2. Re:Ubuntu 13.0 Frothy Gunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will be no 13.0 release because there is no 0 month. You're obviously not a Linux user, so why don't you say: "Windows 8 Frothy Gunk." Has a ring of truth to it anyway.

  14. Cry me a river by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boo hoo hoo. I could give a rat's ass.

  15. Re:BP is spreading santorum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, timothy beat you to the Santorum reference: "rick-someone-I-think-he-said dept."

  16. Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by Beelzebud · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This was literally a cover up. Dump toxic chemicals on top of the oil slick, so it would sink, thus avoiding the PR disaster that came with a beach landing of oil slicks. So they traded the beach for the sea floor, and most Americans promptly went back to bed, or down to the beach to let their kids swim.

    1. Re:Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the most important and fragile part of the ocean biosphere is the surface and the tidal marshes. It s where most of the life is, and the most important, complex, slow to recover and fragile life at that. Regardless of what you think the motivation was, dispersing oil through the water column vs letting it all rise to the surface was the right thing to do to minimize the damage.

    2. Re:Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that the most important and fragile part of the ocean biosphere is the surface and the tidal marshes. It s where most of the life is, and the most important, complex, slow to recover and fragile life at that. Regardless of what you think the motivation was, dispersing oil through the water column vs letting it all rise to the surface was the right thing to do to minimize the damage.

      Seriously?!?

      Live in a yellow submarine much, do you?

    3. Re:Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by cbope · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are absolutely wrong.

      The surface and tidal marshes may be the most visible to us humans on land, but that's not the most critical part of our oceans and seas. The deep water is where the oceans and seas "live", and destroying this habitat will have far greater consequences for our race. Well over 90% of the ocean's species live in deeper water, well out of sight of humans. Sure, it's nice to have pretty beaches, but if we continue to destroy the living, deep seas, we are slitting our own throats. The oceans and seas are already showing signs of becoming imbalanced. Glacial fresh meltwater contaminating the saltwater, pesticide and agriculture chemical runoff into the coastal areas, general warming of the water due to global warming. All of these factors are having a detrimental affect on life in the seas.

      Do not forget that the vast majority of oxygen we breath comes from plankton in the seas, not from trees on land as many people believe. When this plankton starts to die off, and there are already signs that it is in certain areas, we are truly screwed. Without plankton, already low fish stocks that feed on them will completely die off. The seas can and will die, if we do not take immediate steps to protect them and reverse the damage being done today. Once we pass the point of no return, and there are clear indications this can happen within the next 100 years, we better start looking for a new planet to inhabit.

    4. Re:Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Dump toxic chemicals on top of the oil slick

      The EPA testing found Nokomis 3-AA and Dispersit SPC 1000 to have toxicity problems but not Nokomis 3-F4, ZI-400, SAFRON Gold, Sea Brat #4, Corexit 9500 A and JD 2000.

      so it would sink

      Some, possibly, but the aim was to disperse it, increasing its surface area for degredation.

      So they traded the beach for the sea floor

      cite? Surely if there were sea floor covered with oil somebody would have found it by now? TFA says:

      a sea-floor survey conducted within weeks of the spill reveals. Although 10 more distant sites examined during the survey did not show any ill effects, future studies will be needed to confirm that they did not suffer long-term detriment from any exposure to oil, scientists say.
      The researchers also used previously collected sonar data to identify a possibly rocky patch of sea floor where corals could thrive about 11 kilometers southwest of the well site. At that 1370-meter-deep site, which hadn't been visited before but had been right in the path of a submerged 100-meter-thick oil plume from the spill

      So, we're talking about the non-dispersed oil being the problem to these coral.

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    5. Re:Did anyone think the oil disappeared? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Sorry you are incorrect in every aspect of what you are saying.

      1. Tidal marshes are the most productive and some of the important ecosystems on earth. These are obviously extremely vulnerable to surface oil.

      2. Plantkon are very much surface based.

      3. The deep seas have a very low life density compared to the first few hundred feet. The nutrient density is just too low to support much.

      The biological productivity of oceans is driven by photosynthesis which obviously decreases as you go deeper.

      This is simple high school biology. I am amazed people don't realize this.

      Here's a primer for you:

      http://www.morning-earth.org/graphic-e/biosphere/Bios-PL-OceanLifeZones.html#mesopelagic

  17. Or better yet... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or better yet, convert the country over to renewable alternative fuels, such as solar, hydro, geothermal, wind, etc. Subsidize electric cars instead of oil companies so that the power is generated at scale in power plants instead of hideously inefficiently inside relatively hideously inefficient internal combustion engines.

    You'd kill two birds with one stone. Most of these power generation technologies are much cleaner, so you don't have to worry about things like oil spills. Also, you'd permanently sever our parasitic and detrimental dependence on the Middle East and other oil-producing countries that do not have our best interest in mind. And it's better for us as well--imagine never having to go to a gas station to "fill up" again, and paying less than 25% for the energy equivalency of gasoline.

    1. Re:Or better yet... by yodleboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well sadly enough the same people that bemoan use of fossil fuels the loudest are also often the biggest obstacle to alternatives. No dams, think of the fish! No solar arrays, think of the horned toads and gila monsters you will displace! No wind farms, chopped birds are bad! No nuclear, radiation is the devil's work! For every proposal they either have a list of reasons why it can't happen or a list of restrictions that make it damn near impossible. They always seem to want a perfect solution. News flash! There is none. If you want to get off fossil fuels, you need to learn to compromise. I don't think that word exists in America anymore. "We the people" is more like "Me the people" these days...

    2. Re:Or better yet... by delinear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We didn't listen to those people during the last 25 years of fossil fuel burning, so why do we need to listen to them now? There will always be fundamentalists at both ends of the spectrum, that doesn't mean the rest of us can't recognise a need to move away from fossil fuel burning and towards cleaner alternatives as a good thing and accept some compromises. It's just a shame big oil's lobbyists prevented us doing so much earlier.

    3. Re:Or better yet... by jeffmeden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well sadly enough the same people that bemoan use of fossil fuels the loudest are also often the biggest obstacle to alternatives. No dams, think of the fish! No solar arrays, think of the horned toads and gila monsters you will displace! No wind farms, chopped birds are bad! No nuclear, radiation is the devil's work! For every proposal they either have a list of reasons why it can't happen or a list of restrictions that make it damn near impossible. They always seem to want a perfect solution. News flash! There is none. If you want to get off fossil fuels, you need to learn to compromise. I don't think that word exists in America anymore. "We the people" is more like "Me the people" these days...

      Wow, straw man much? The case to be made against those projects is not "think of the fish" or "radiation is the devils work", it's "recognize the externality". It just so happens that it's a little harder to ignore a million missing salmon or some nuclear fallout than it is to ignore the science behind climate change.

      External costs, go read an economics textbook and stop making every argument about how you wish *other people* would be open to compromise. It comes off a tad hypocritical.

    4. Re:Or better yet... by yodleboy · · Score: 2

      well that's the problem isn't it? The people in the middle that are willing to compromise are NOT the ones with the ear of the politicians they elected. It's the lobbies with the money yelling loudly in one ear, and the activists dropping PR bombs in the other ear.

    5. Re:Or better yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except we have (in the USA at least)...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_emission_standards

    6. Re:Or better yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess you never considered that alternative fuels don't make good tooth brushes, Laptop Chassis, or the cable insulation that is on the wires inside your computer all of which are made from petroleum.

      While I do not disagree with alternative fuels, as my car runs on biodiesel from waist oil, don't think that we can get completely away from petroleum products at this time. A majority of plastics and polymers come form these oil sites.

      If you want the electric cars charging at home, you better push for more nuclear plants else you have natural gas and coal burning for electric. You might think we could replace with solar and wind but we would have to put a wind turbine in every neighbor hood and paint the deserts with solar arrays.
      Hydro kills just as much environments as oil production does; imagine a dam on the Mississippi, how much eco-environment would that kill.

    7. Re:Or better yet... by Petron · · Score: 1

      Alternative fuels will have their day. But that day isn't today just quite yet. The Chevy Volt has been taken off of production because: It costs too much (even with subsidizes) and doesn't offer enough (35 mil range?).

      I'm all for cutting subsidizes to oil companies. They are profitable enough to support themselves. And when Alternative fuels become cheaper than fossil fuels, I'll be the first on the block to switch over. The market wants cheap fuel. Offer me more for less and I'm one happy camper.

      BTW: if you check out the new story on /., looks like there has been a jump in Solar tech. Awesome!

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    8. Re:Or better yet... by yodleboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is not with recognizing the externality, it's that once it's been recognized then frequently that's it. No more talking, no more solutions, just endless study and regulation. You can't damn this river unless you can PROVE that no salmon will ever die in a thousand years due to your dam. And you know what happens? Either the project gets scrapped because it's unprovable, or some genius comes up with a billion dollar solution that no one can afford and we all keep burning coal. What the environmental side is saying is that the cost of business as usual is more acceptable than potential damage to the environment. Then they say business as usual is unacceptable. You can't have it all your way and may have to choose the lesser of two evils.

      hypocritical? I do what i can within my means. I have an energy efficient house and appliances. I drive energy efficient cars even if i can afford a sporty gas guzzler. I recycle, maybe not as much as I could, but i make the effort. I make compromises in my own life that benefit the environment. What I don't do is bitch about the way things are then stand in the way of them changing.

    9. Re:Or better yet... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      I didn't say we'd be petroleum-free; we'll be petroleum-independent. The vast majority of our oil is used for energy production, plain and simple.

      And we don't need to put wind turbines in every neighborhood. What we need is a combination of approaches, all tailored for the region they're serving. And yes, we very likely would need to rely on things like coal and natural gas for a while as other renewable technologies ramp up. Still, it would be much, much better to generate the power at one central location since we already have the distribution channels in place. Like I said, that way we could generate it at scale, which allows us to do other nifty things like concentrate the pollution to be more easily cleaned than just having millions of cars and trucks spewing it into the open air.

    10. Re:Or better yet... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Sounds great point me to the technology that provides this miracle you speak of? There is no doubt we have to move to some other resource the question is what will it be? On top of this issue is how to do it while keeping our economy intact.

      Electric cars of today are not the solution. What you are essentially doing is converting heat energy by burning fossil fuels (coal, natural gas etc) to another medium with poor storage potential (electricity).

      Sorry but I have a real problem with subsidizing stupidity.

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    11. Re:Or better yet... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Damn that river straight to hell! Seriously, your point about hydro dams is kind of worthless since hydro projects have obviously been executed with great success and minimal effective backlash, all across the US. Salmon is important (and tasty) but your assertion that endangered salmon is stopping big hydro is baseless (there are many ways for hydro projects to be nature-neutral). The big thing stopping more hydro projects is the fact that river-adjacent land in the US is pretty much already occupied by high-dollar assets that aren't worth scrapping or moving, like oh a town or city or two.

    12. Re:Or better yet... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Wow, so the fact that just about everything in the world except cars right now runs on electricity, I guess that makes for an awful lot of stupidity out there.

      And maybe you've been hiding under a rock lately, but the electric cars today are pretty damn good. Yes, even the Chevy Volt that some idiots keep talking about as if it's already doomed. They're a bit on the pricey side right now, but that's because some of the technology is still relatively new and they don't have the volume that cars with ICEs have thanks to an almost century-long head start. Have you even looked something like the Tesla Model S that beats the crap out of most ICE cars today? Now imagine how much less it would cost if the government just handed billions of dollars over to Tesla like it does oil companies.

    13. Re:Or better yet... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Nice rant but a few simple math calculations prove just how stupid purchasing a vehicle like the volt is. In fact you might as well take 10k dollars and put a match to it.

      Tesla S, sure it is a cool gadget. Does it beat the crap out of a ICE engine, nope not by a long shot. I will fill up a yaris, you fill up your tesla and we race go as fast as you want I still win. Not only do I win but do it at a 10/th of the cost.

      Save the rant for your green buddies that might wish to listen.

      I agree however there still needs to be a solution but we are decades away from anything that resembles anything usable.

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    14. Re:Or better yet... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      since hydro projects have obviously been executed with great success and minimal effective backlash, all across the US.

      Except for the Tellico Dam, which was delayed for years by environmental concerns.

      Tellico was eventually (after six years of delay, a Supreme Court hearing, and a special law written just to allow it to operate) allowed to begin operating, in spite of most of the Democrats in the Senate.

      And that was the last hydro plant built in the USA....

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    15. Re:Or better yet... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Well, this pretty much pegs you as a bullshit troll.

      If you had actually followed the link above, you would see that the Telsa Model S (the sedan, not the $100k+ Roadster) does 0-60 in 6.5 seconds, and that's the base

      So will a Yaris beat a Tesla Model S? In a long-distance race, if a top of the line Yaris is competing against a Model S or you've done some expensive modifications to the Yaris, it theoretically can, but if you take the average Yaris on the road, I don't think so. You're sure as hell not going to pay 1/10 of the cost, more like 1/3 (with a very heavy emphasis on for now), and you also will be severely gimped on features and, if you're a tall guy like me, extremely uncomfortable in the compact crackerbox you're driving.

      You also seem to be under the incorrect perception that I'm some sort of green tree-hugger. I do believe that we should be more environmentally responsible, but I assure you that I have never been to any rallies to save any spotted anythings. Personally, I don't particularly care if they drill in Alaska or build a pipeline through Montana. But converting to alternative fuels, with the end goal being electric cars, is not just an environmentally wise decision. That's just gravy. The fact is that our current energy policy is simply unsustainable. As oil reserves in countries get depleted, as we compete with countries like China, India, and others that are becoming more industrialized, as international tensions mount, the inevitable path is that unless we free ourselves from oil dependency, we are royally screwed in ways that your trollish mind cannot possibly imagine.

      That's what you and your buddies need to wrap your tiny little brains around. No matter how much we drill, no matter how much we increase our domestic production, not matter how much we pipe down from Canada, we supply such a small percentage of oil on the world market, and we are in such heated competition for it now with other countries whose demand is expanding much faster than ours, we will never be able to drill ourselves out of this situation.

      But, you know, go ahead and keep thinking that. Once you're paying $20 or $30 per gallon within a generation or so, let's see how you feel about electric cars then, which will probably still have an energy equivalency of $1 to $2 per "gallon". It's just a shame that uninformed idiots learning the hard way have such negative impacts on the rest of us.

    16. Re:Or better yet... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      ...And Slashdot has seen fit to munge my post. I'll just leave it at, if you think that simple math calculations prove how stupid purchasing a vehicle like the Volt is, then you need a new calculator. Look up the info yourself next time instead of just reading Republican talking points.

    17. Re:Or better yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well sadly enough the same people that bemoan use of fossil fuels the loudest are also often the biggest obstacle to alternatives. No dams, think of the fish! No solar arrays, think of the horned toads and gila monsters you will displace! No wind farms, chopped birds are bad! No nuclear, radiation is the devil's work! For every proposal they either have a list of reasons why it can't happen or a list of restrictions that make it damn near impossible. They always seem to want a perfect solution. News flash! There is none. If you want to get off fossil fuels, you need to learn to compromise. I don't think that word exists in America anymore. "We the people" is more like "Me the people" these days...

      wind farms don't really kill birds, the real threat is that they kill bats.

    18. Re:Or better yet... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      What on earth does this have to do with politics. Sorry I am a practical person show the the ROI? Point me to this info please.

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    19. Re:Or better yet... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      And we are going to use what to ship your load of gadgets from china to your doorstep?

      That model S if 50 grand and that is after the taxpayers in this country pay 7 of it. So if I went out and bought a nice car for 20 grand saving 30 grand for fuel. Not including maintenance 30 grand in fuel even at 5 bucks per gallon in a poor milage care will net you over 150,000 miles. I did not even account for the charge electricity we will assume all that coal burned to produce it was free. Now of course by then all of your batteries will need replacement which will likely half the price of the car.

      Show me I am wrong with numbers? waiting

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    20. Re:Or better yet... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Oh shit yes I forgot you are also very likely to be financing that extra 30k so the numbers are even worse.

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  18. I hate to mention it but.. by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    It is frothy, contains oil and water, and was caused by drilling a hole in the wrong place. Shouldn't we call it "santorum"?

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  19. The New Santorum? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Please don't send the secret service after me.

    1. Re:The New Santorum? by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Please don't send the secret service after me.

      I wouldn't worry about it.

      First, it's not like you solicited him for your queer "man on dog" sex.
      Second- like that clown could win the batshit party nomination, let alone the presidency and get protection.
      Third- he doesn't believe in using protection anyway.

  20. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    iknowright!!! My fingers were twitching at the keyboard just to get it out! I got modded down as a troll, too! I got a great feeling about today!

  21. Santorum? by Rougement · · Score: 1

    BP somehow got the reef covered in santorum? What the hell were they thinking?

  22. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    Dang, I see now. Well, you win some, you lose some...

  23. Re:BP is spreading santorum by X0563511 · · Score: 0

    off topic? yes.

    troll? no.

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  24. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "frothy gunk" is not what's harming the coral, it's the result. The gunk consists partly of oil, but also protective mucus from the coral itself, as well as bits of dead coral polyps.

  25. And you're part of the problem by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    You say this, and yet you're one of the people who's completely excusing Transocean of their part in all this...

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    1. Re:And you're part of the problem by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      You say this, and yet you're one of the people who's completely excusing Transocean of their part in all this...

      I am?

      Thanks, I didn't know that.

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  26. So, um.... by sharkey · · Score: 2

    I guess Cthulu has been beating off?


    Where IS Captain Hindsight when we need him?

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  27. Google:santorum urban dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google: santorum urban dictionary
    Yeah, that's interesting.

  28. Which is it? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    It's unclear from the article, but is this actually the fault of OIL (which, as I understand, naturally seeps quite frequently from the Gulf floor) or is it more an issue with the dispersants applied to push the oil down into the water column? To me, that seems more a likely culprit than the oil alone.

    "In almost half of the 43 corals studied at the site, the majority of animals had died or were showing signs of stress, the researchers say. And in more than one-quarter of the corals, more than 90% of the animals showed such damage. Also, more than half of the brittle stars, a relative of starfish, found clinging to the sea fans were partially or completely bleached white, another certain sign of stress, says Fisher."

    Lots of stats being layered suspiciously here.

    So in "almost half" a "majority" had died or showed "some" stress.
    And in "more than 1/4", "more than 90%" showed "such" damage.

    Meaning in the first case that an actual majority of corals (and significant portions of the remainder) showed no stress at all? And in the second case that (roughly) 75% showed NO damage?

    To me, that's downright astonishing.

    It's far more worthy of reporting than the summary/title that some downstream corals have been harmed by the largest spill in human history.

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    1. Re:Which is it? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't know the first thing about coral biology, do you?

      A coral is a colony of many small polyps, sometimes living in symbiosis, or parasitosis with algae (Zooanthelae), which provide an additional energy source for the colony.

      If the algae are expelled, the coral loses its color, and is said to be "bleached".

      So, in almost half of the corals, a majority of the polyps died, or showed signs of severe stress. In a quarter of the corals, 90% of the polyps died. or showed signs of severe stress.

      (Imagine you're a researcher examining the course of a smallpox epidemic several hundred years ago. The death records are grouped by parishes. Since most people did not often travel from village to village, but stuck to their local communities, it makes sense to talk about parishes in which "a majority" of the inhabitants died, and parishes in which "most" of the people died, and so on. In this case, the coral is the village; the polyp is the individual vilager.)

    2. Re:Which is it? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Oops. It's Zooxanthellae. Just in case you wanted to look them up.

    3. Re:Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure nobody wanted to look that up.

    4. Re:Which is it? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that you consider biology to be an impediment to engineering.

    5. Re:Which is it? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps I don't.

      I do understand mendacious presentations, however. This happens when a major result and a minor result are conflated, usually implying that the major result wasn't impressive enough and needs to be 'buffed'.

      Note, for example, in your recap, you stated "a majority of the polyps died or showed severe stress" - either you were being tendentious, or you fell for one of the oldest rhetorical trick in the book. As the article stated: "...In almost half of the 43 corals studied at the site, the majority of animals had died or were showing signs of stress,..". Note - not "severe" stress. ANY stress.

      From the article referenced by the article: "Of the 43 corals imaged at that site, 46% exhibited evidence of impact on more than half of the colony, whereas nearly a quarter of all of the corals showed impact to >90% of the colony."
      Again, not severe impact, ANY impact. This is news? A coral colony is flooded with gunk from the worst oil spill in history and it's news that some of the colony had SOME impact? Duh. One dead polyp = "impact". Shocking!

      You, apparently, were the one who inferred the term "severe" from the summary, precisely as I would expect you were intended to.

      So while I admire your sophisticated understanding of coral biology, you might want to review Tufte's The Visual Display of Quantitative Information as a general primer on the critical interpretation of statistical info.

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  29. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    Interesting that there's a lot of Santorum trolls all of a sudden. I guess that's what happens when you pick up a win in a primary.

  30. Frothy Gunk by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    ...so Santorum is for it?

  31. Historical perspective by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 1

    What I never hear about is what the experience is longer term with these spills is. In world war 2, many oil tankers and other ships were sunk with huge amounts of all types of fuel from heavy bunker oil to aviation gasoline. What is the effect at these sites 70 years later? Should be easy to go see.

    1. Re:Historical perspective by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      You could google it. There have been plenty of studies on the topic.

  32. Ladies and Gentlemen by Dripdry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it that this entire thread has been riddled with "Santorum" comments, yet only a couple people seem to have wanted to start any sort of informed discussion about this issue?

    Sure, Americans DID go back to bed after the BP disaster (to quote another /.'er) but this disaster is still the reason I think twice before eating shrimp in the U.S. It's an environmental disaster of epic proportions, and we've just let it ride.... even on Slashdot? I remember reading article after article, the outrage and hope that big oil would finally get it's comeuppance... and now nothing?

    Also, if any of you people are paid to troll this thread with nonsense (and I know someone in marketing who says this is more likely than you might think), then shame on you.

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    1. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_%22santorum%22_neologism

    2. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still won't eat gulf shrimp, or shrimp if I can't identify the source, if that makes you feel any better.

    3. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by jduhls · · Score: 1

      I remember we all had informed discussions during the friggin' disaster. Nobody paid much attention then and nobody will now. Absurdity begets absurdity. Trolls beget trolls. The circle of life. And hakuna matata is all we got left to get us through the day while lunatics whittle away at the environment. Welcome to /.

    4. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by jduhls · · Score: 1

      I know someone in marketing who puts "Fossil Oil" ads on /. and it might just be the parent of this thread....spoooooky....

    5. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Is it probable, or even sane, to go and post here saying that I may not have completely thought through my post before putting it there, and that perhaps it doesn't deserve a +5?
      On the other hand, if I *had* thought it through, and thought some more, and some more, it is likely that no post would have occurred...

      For the record, I'm in agreement with the people who replied, and the mild sarcasm/ribbing is also noted.
      So, I'm sorry for posting, but not completely if that makes sense.
      To answer the first question.... let me hit this button and see if slashdot explodes my browser...

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    6. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor is a good way to deal with the unthinkable.

  33. I assumed it was something about Santorum... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1
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  34. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    ...trolling also happens when you promote christian versions of sharia law in a free country and then arrogantly run for the highest office in the land. Trolls beget trolls. That's what's interesting. FTFY

  35. Translation by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Please grant us more federal funds so that we may continue to study it for the next 30 years.

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    1. Re:Translation by jduhls · · Score: 1

      There was a "Fossil Oil" ad on this article. Looks like there's special interest groups coming from every side to troll here. This article is a troll magnet. A social-engineering work of genius, I say!

  36. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    ...trolling also happens when you promote christian versions of sharia law in a free country

    Perhaps so. I don't see an actual instance of Christian sharia, real or proposed, with which to make this test, so perhaps we'll never know. And what does this have to do with Santorum?

  37. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    I don't see an actual instance of Christian sharia, real or proposed, with which to make this test, so perhaps we'll never know.

    You don't see because your eyes are closed, my friend, so you will probably never know many things. I only hope, for your own good, you awaken. Just a few snippets from his presidential campaign website:

    Marriage is, and has always been through human history, a union of a man and woman – and for a reason. These unions are special because they are the ones we all depend on to make new life and to connect those new lives to their mom and dad.

    Rick spearheaded the debate in favor of Federal Marriage Amendment in 2004. Rick successfully fought even members of his own Party and had the amendment brought to the Senate floor for public debate in two successive Congresses. Even though he knew he would be labeled a bigot

    Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced. “If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.”

    He’s been a consistent proponent of preserving traditional marriage. He authored and passed critical anti-abortion legislation ending partial birth abortion.

    We know not only what we think but why we believe what we believe. We know that some truths are bigger than the next election and should not shift with political consultants’ advice. And among those great, enduring, and foundational truths, I believe, are life and marriage.

    Senator Santorum believes that at its core, America is a moral enterprise, but that foundation is quickly eroding. As President, Rick Santorum commits to rebuild that foundation and lead the way on restoring traditional American values

    Repeal Obamacare mandate for contraceptive services in healthcare plans

    Advocate for a Personhood Amendment to the Constitution

    Call on Congress to reinstitute Don't Ask/Don't Tell

    Authored the original Federal Marriage Amendment

    Named by Time magazine as one of the 25 most influential evangelical leaders

    ...and my favorite hypocritical statement:

    We can’t redefine reality to accommodate politically fashionable wishes.

    I'll stop here because I'm tired of perusing this sociopolitical lunatic's website. I hope you're awake now. Happy voting!

  38. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    Well, I respect someone that at least puts some work in. But those aren't examples of "Christian sharia" (unless 90% of that is about preventing same sex marriages from being legally recognized, which would make it vastly smaller in scale and significance than true sharia). Sure you show that Santorum does campaign on a somewhat dubious moral platform, but it doesn't measure up to your overblown rhetoric.

  39. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    it doesn't measure up to your overblown rhetoric

    An excellent ad hominem from the Sadducees' psychophant. Are you working for a PAC to defend this sociopath? Trolls beget trolls.

  40. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    ad hominem

    Inappropriate. The exaggeration characteristic of overblown rhetoric is indeed relevant to this argument.

  41. What a stupid, misleading article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frothy gunk is not scientific jargon. Oil spills occur in the ocean naturally all the time. Deep fissures release oil when platectonic forces destabilize the ocean floor. This was crude, something mother nature is prepared to deal with. And it has. Thank God. But it is interesting to note that Pres. Obama has licensed more deep well drilling in 3 years than Pres. Bush did in 8. That hypocrisy is so typical.

    BP paid billions and employees will be tried in criminal court. But the EPA which admitted that the plans for the plug were not reviewed properly by their department, nor were the inspections carried out properly. Yet NOONE from the EPA is being fired! NOONE is being charged with neglect or incompetence! That is the real disaster in all of this.

  42. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    Bah - if anything, you're using the same rhetorical tool: casting the opponent as an extremist. Trolls beget trolls.

  43. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    casting the opponent as an extremist

    If the shoe fits. You look at Santorum solely in terms of his religion. That's what extremists do. Boil complex issues or people down to an axis.

  44. Re:BP is spreading santorum by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    So you're saying we should boil Santorum to increase it's frothyness?

  45. Re:BP is spreading santorum by jduhls · · Score: 1

    I think reality proves the point: he's the extremist. But it's really cool that youre defending him - i'd love to see the grand 'ol party split itself into two parties. Split the vote. Classic maneuver. Last word. It was a fun discussion! Get out the vote, etc.!

  46. 11 km from the spill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a 7 mile radius? I'm not saying it's not bad, but the Gulf of Mexico is much bigger than that. It doesn't seem to me that this is the end of the world or even the Gulf of Mexico.

  47. Re:BP is spreading santorum by khallow · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with splitting the Republican party. I think four or five viable national-level parties would be better for the US. Only problem is that the "first past the post" system favors two parties.

  48. My Apologies by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    Okay, fair enough, you never specifically used the name BP in your comment, so I may have mischaracterized your comment as supporting the GP's "BP are the only guys responsible!!!" message.

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