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Japanese Tsunami Ghost Ship Spotted Off Canadian Coast
An anonymous reader writes with an excerpt from an article in Inhabitat: "After Japan was hit with a devastating earthquake in March 2011, the Pacific nation was rocked by a massive tsunami that destroyed thousands of coastal houses, cars and boats and swept millions of tons of debris out into the ocean. Now, it looks like some of that debris could be approaching North America. Last week, an unmanned boat identified as a Japanese fishing vessel was spotted off the coast of Canada, indicating that after more than a year, some of that debris could still be on its way to American and Canadian shores."
Everyone else reported this two weeks ago. Can't wait for Slashdot's report on the Moon landing.
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Who did what now?
The thing I love most about Slashdot is that they wait until I've completely forgotten reading a story before they post it, so its like a whole new experience.
> Last week, an unmanned boat identified as a Japanese fishing vessel
I'm confused. Does this ship have ghosts on it or not?
It's the Marie-san Celeste
That would be "last week" from last week when inhabitat got the story a week late? The boat was sighted March 20th.
Ha. Wait until next week. "Ghost Ship Closing In on American Coast!".
Slashdot will report that sometime in August.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
You know I can't grab your ghost ships.
That ship will begin the zombie apocalypse.
Learn to love Alaska
Protip; write efficient code:
ghosts = false;
What was made public about the ship, that she was a Japanese fishing trawler, that she was swept out to sea in a tsunami and was lost... none of that is true. The ship was a secret government project to create a fishing trawler capable of faster-than-light travel. The ship doesn't really go faster than light. It creates a gateway to jump instantaneously from one point to another oceans away. It's called a gravity drive. I built it.
The mission was going perfectly, they reached safe distance using conventional engines. They had the go-ahead to use the gravity drive and open the gateway to Antarctic whaling waters. And then, they just disappeared, vanished without a trace.
Until now.
"Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
I think we have only 1 working sub right now out of the deal.
In a submarine war, we'll use strong words in 2 official languages no less to express how displeased we are. When all else fails, we'll apologize and surrender in English or French too.
Pfff, that may be true on the east coast, but over here in BC we have war canoes armed to the teeth with rabid beaver catapults. Attack at your own risk!
I suspect they did, but Shaggy smoked the evidence.
I thought it was the Kobayashi Marooned.
It's from Fukushima, It's already nuked