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Florida Thinks Their Students Are Too Stupid To Know the Right Answers

gurps_npc writes "Robert Krampf, who runs the web site 'The Happy Scientist,' recently wrote in his blog about problems with Florida's Science FCAT. The Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test is an attempt to measure how smart the students are. Where other states have teachers cheating to help students, Florida decided to grade correct answers as wrong. Mr. Krampf examined the state's science answers and found several that clearly listed right answers as wrong. One question had 3 out of 4 answers that were scientifically true. He wrote to the Florida Department of Education's Test Development center. They admitted he was right about the answers, but said they don't expect 5th graders to realize they were right. For this reason they marked them wrong. As such, they were not changing the tests. Note: they wouldn't let him examine real tests, just the practice tests given out. So we have no idea if FCAT is simply too lazy to provide good practice questions, or too stupid to be allowed to test our children."

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  1. The most important lesson in life being taught by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who's right doesn't matter, who has the power does!

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    1. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who's right doesn't matter, who has the power does!

      Yes, but kiddies also need to be taught that it *ought* to work that way.

      Otherwise some of them will get uppity later in life.

    2. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no power involved. The only FCAT that matters is the 10th grade one. You need that to graduate.

      It's the power to sow confusion which actually ends up making impressionable people more complacent and compliant. It's hard to stand up for yourself or generally to have a backbone when you aren't rooted in a solid foundation of fact. A generation of young people who don't know which way is up and which way is down is a tyrant's wet dream, for they will be needy and dependent and that's always been the ticket to real power.

      You don't think this, the side effects it will have, or the fact it comes from government is one great big accident do you? It's not so much a carefully planned conspiracy. It's more like, the same mentality that believes power for its own sake is a worthy goal is the same mentality that would believe this kind of institutionalized insanity is a good idea.

      Anyone who really had the students' best interests at heart would expect better of them than they expect from themselves and equip them to rise to meet or exceed that standard. Assuming from the start that they're just too dumb to be expected to understand some basic things comes from the belief that they're already under your thumb, right where they "should be", and will always be dependent, subservient and mediocre. No one expects excellence from cogs in a machine or blocks at the bottom of a pyramid. If any of you have taken the time to learn about how public schooling was established in America, then you are aware the industrial tycoons feared the poor and wanted to keep them stupid and created their own imitation of the Prussian schools and the Hindu caste system in order to do it. We still pay for that today.

      Ideally, adult people wouldn't have children they were not in a position to afford, both raising them and educating them. Since the bar for personal responsibility (and actual adulthood, which is marked by sound decision-making) has been lowered so much, government involvement is here to stay for the foreseeable future. If we're going to have government involved in the upbringing of children, it needs to be in a limited and controlled fashion. For this reason I would love a voucher-type system where the money follows the child, not the other way around (which do we value more?), and parents can move their children to other schools at-will instead of being stuck.

      But allowing government to directly administer the schools is a terrible, horrible idea. It breeds stupidity like this, and zero tolerance, and the total lack of justice (in a fistfight, the unprovoked attacker AND the defender are both punished equally?!) and it can do nothing else. That is in the nature of the situation when you hand your children over to these people. Seriously, stop acting surprised every time there's a story like this. I for one would never consider having children until I could make other arrangements -- private school if I have the money or homeschooling in a friendly community if I don't. But then I don't think I'm entitled to create life, I don't pretend that this is something that "just happens" as if it weren't the product of adult decisions, and I don't think I'm entitled to shift the burden of parenting onto other people. It's a situation I wouldn't be in unless I were truly prepared to handle it. No excuses, no bullshit, and no pretending like my actions have no impact on it.

      If you love your children and care for their well-being you don't make excuses about not subjecting them to such a suffocating and degrading environment as modern public schools. If you love your convenience more, and secretly regard your children as little more than property or sophisticated pets, another chore to be done, then you whine about how that's "too hard" or how it's so terrible that not everyone can do the same because they fail to plan ahead, have children they are not prepared to raise, etc. It amazes me how people say things like that as though more good examples wouldn't have a positive effect.

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    3. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by digitallife · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I have 2 children, and I'm f'ing sick and tired of people here on slashdot standing on their pulpits preaching about how others should raise their kids, or what they would do if they 'love' their children. It's the hardest damn job in the world to raise kids, and every single parent (whether you think so or not) loves their children. They do the best they are able and know how. One thing I can practically guarantee: if you haven't actually DONE what you are preaching that others should, then it doesn't work like you think it will. That's a basic lesson in life.

    4. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by RazorSharp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sick of bad parents bitching about the difficulties of parenting as an excuse for what a poor job they're doing.

      I'm not saying you're a bad parent - I don't know anything about you. But the fallacious excuse you just spewed is one that is far too often used by a parent to defend how they've raised their child who just got in trouble or just dropped out or became an embarrassment in some other way. It's one thing to believe that being a parent has given you some insights into raising kids, it's another to say that you're beyond reproach of any non-parent. I don't believe your claim that every single parent loves their children, but I would agree that most do. But love isn't much of a recompense for bringing a person into this world without being able to properly provide for them.

      The fact of the matter is that people who consciously choose not to have children tend to be the ones who realize what it takes to be a parent. It's the hopeless, short-sighted, optimistic, "I can do better than my parents!" ones who end up with kids they can't handle. They end up with a responsibility they never understood the magnitude of until it's too late to get out of it and then they say with astonishment, "Parenting is really hard!" Well, no shit.

      However, unlike the poster you're responding to I don't feel that having a child is irresponsible because of the public school system. I believe it's immoral because there are so many millions of orphans in the world, that if you want to raise a child selecting from that pool is the only moral option.

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    5. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I went to a public school. In fact, I was even attacked unprovoked. Some kid punched me in the face, twice, and I shoved him away so he couldn't hit me anymore before going straight to the office (and then the nurse, because my face was all bloody). I got suspended just like he did. So I know exactly what you're trying to talk about.

      But my public school rocked. My teachers were awesome and I learned a great deal from them. No one ever pushed their beliefs onto me, and instead I was given an opportunity to learn a wide variety of topics.

      My fiance went to a private school growing up. Her parents blew tens of thousands of dollars so that she could be indoctrinated with beliefs that she knew were bullshit even at that young age.

      So forgive me if I don't buy your whole "public schools suck" spiel. Any time the public school is shitty, it's because the folks who live in that district don't want to or can't afford to pay enough in property taxes to afford good teachers.

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    6. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see where his "fallacious excuse" was. I also don't see where he said he was "beyond reproach of any non-parent". All I saw him say was most parents are doing the best they can, it's unfair for a non-parent (I think this should say "anyone", actually) to make "if you really loved your kids you'd do X, Y, or Z.... " arguments, and that raising kids is much, much different than you'd think it is prior to actually attempting it.

      As for your arguments:

      1) "... being able to properly provide for them." According to what standard? I provide the best I can for my kids, and I think I do a good job. You may not think so, others may think I give to much, and still others think any child not getting at least a Yale-level college fund is getting neglected. Your standards are not my standards, and if you want some kids to fit into your worldview go have your own.

      2) "Parenting is really hard!". I disagree with both you and the GP. It's not hard - it's easy. The hard part, as with anything worthwhile and long term, is the consistency. If you're consistent with your parenting, everything else tends to fall in line. Maybe I lucked out with awesome kids; or maybe they're awesome because I'm consistent. Either way; I look forward to raising my kids into full adulthood from mid-teenage years, and look back fondly on my successes and failures.

      3) "selecting from that pool [of orphans] is the only moral option." I've never understood this argument. I get what you're trying to say; namely "there are enough great kids out there already; why make your own?" but that's kind of a dumb argument when you remove the "starving, lonely kids" aspect. Why make your own furniture when there's plenty of furniture to buy from Ikea (obviously kids are not furniture, but the difference is one of - admittedly vast - scale)? Well, in both cases, because I made them, they come from me directly. There's a huge over-supply of starving kids, for sure, and I'm very sorry, but I don't have the 50 grand to adopt another child, nor would it prevent me from wanting my own child with my own genes if I did. Make those people start taking care of their kids (or stop having them in the first place) before you tell me I can't have kids myself. This may seem an immoral stance to you, but it's the same kind of "immoral" as not sending every penny you earn to the orphans in Africa, or sending your paychecks directly to Sara McLachlin. I help how I'm able, and it's on me, not you, to decide how much I should be helping. Besides, by your logic, YOU are the perfect person to adopt all the children you can afford to, since obviously know how to parent better than other parents do, especially if you are not currently encumbered with your own.

      The rest of your post I don't really take issue to, other than a general tone of contempt, to which you are entitled.

    7. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by jedwidz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disagree that parenting is inherently a hard job.

      The bar is set very low - you join the parenting club just by following your instincts, and after that the legal requirements for parenting aren't at all onerous.

      Just make sure that the kids have a roof over their heads, food in their bellies, and no awkward bruises or breakages, and you're pretty much in the clear. You don't need a job, and you don't need to teach them jack. If your kids grow up to be lazy, stupid, obnoxious, criminal and/or bankrupt, that's not your problem.

      Good parenting may be hard, but that depends on what standard of 'good' you set yourself as a parent. If you think parenting is hard because you hold yourself to high standards and care about the outcomes of your parenting, I'm with you on that.

    8. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never raised a child, I see.

      If you had, you'd know that kids who do bad stuff are not proof of bad parenting. It's an indicator, but not one that is as strong as you might think. For that matter, having kids who are great is not proof of good parenting. There are plenty of bad people from good families/parents and plenty of good people from bad families/parents. What you learn if you raise a child -- or especially if you raise a few of them -- is that they show up with their own personalities and they make their own decisions. Parents can teach them, and guide them, or parents can ignore them, and abuse them, but what the kids ultimately do is at least as much about them as it is about their environment.

    9. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If what you claim were true, everyone would hold teachers in high esteem.

      ...you mean like how every time something goes 'bump' in the school budget, the teachers are the first to be held up as the martyrs? You name the political campaign, budgeting debate, or what-have-you, it's always the same old spiel about how the poor teachers need less students, more money, etc.

      Now here's the kicker: In any school, the teachers are the minority. Here's an extreme sample: When I taught, there were 210 employees of the (tech school, then state collegiate) campus, but only 42 faculty. Yep... forty-two actual teachers on a huge campus. The other 168 employees were administrators, student counselors, janitors, student aid, IT staff, Accounts (Payable|Receiving), fundraising/income specialists, marketing specialists, accountants, special-ed workers (not teachers), program managers, facilities (landscaping, electrical, plumbing, etc), curriculum specialists, bookstore staff, certification specialists (that keep track of teachers' certification requirements), legal staff (you betcha), receptionists, school district liaisons, high school (AP course) liaisons, cafeteria staff, union reps/shop stewards, a staff psychologist, nursing/medical staff, public relations staff, and assorted other positions.

      In most other schools, the same ratio holds... about 20-30% of a given school's employees are actual teachers. Sometimes that drifts up to 40%, but only in rare cases.

      OTOH, whenever a school budget is argued over, who gets thought of first? It ain't all those other positions I listed up there - just the teachers.

      The problem ain't the teachers per se (though an amazing number are incompetent beyond belief, yet the NEA would go ballistic and threaten a general strike if you tried to fire the bad ones). The problem is this monster army of administrators and middle-management that swallows any given school budget, leaving damned little for the actual teachers. Now I'm not talking about the janitors and IT folks, but the massive percentage of paper-pushers, make-work positions (usually granted as political favors), curriculum specialists, and all the bloat that a typical school district carries on its ledger.

      Trust me - it can stand a LOT of improvement, and having it run by an unaccountable, spend-happy, typically corrupt-as-hell city/state government agency? Umm, yeah.

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    10. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by RazorSharp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you haven't actually DONE what you are preaching that others should, then it doesn't work like you think it will.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority#Fallacious_appeals_to_authority

      The argument is a fallacious appeal from authority because he claims that one must be a parent to understand what it means to be a good parent. It reminds me of our current paradox of politicians. Everyone thinks politicians are rotten but no one wants to vote for someone with no experience in politics. Experience in politics seems to me to have nothing to do with how good one is as a politician just as experience in parenting has nothing to do with how good a parent is. Maybe, with the second child, Jessica Crackwhore knows some tricks that makes it easier on her. But she's still a bad parent when Child #2 doesn't graduate and ends up in prison at age 18.

      The quoted sentence is also a non-sequitur because it is possible for something to work like you think it will even if you haven't done it.

      Regarding your stance: Kids aren't furniture. My argument may be dumb if you remove the "starving and lonely" part but until some magician steps up and waves his magic wand that fills the bellies of orphans around the world and provides them with responsible and resourceful caretakers, "starving and lonely" remains an irrevocable truth. I think it's selfish that anyone could love one human more than another because they share the same genes.

      This may come as a surprise to you, but it's not about my standards or your standards. Morality is objective. My moral standards may be incorrect but they're certainly not subjective. It's not up to me to determine how much you help but doesn't invalidate my opinion on the matter. Why it it so outrageous to tell someone, "If you really loved your kids you wouldn't blow cigarette smoke in their faces"? What's unfair about that? If you really love someone, you wouldn't purposefully harm them. I don't have to be a parent to arrive at that conclusion.

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    11. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by Lost+Race · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a parent, I understand, and I agree with both RazorSharp and causality. I sympathize with digitallife but I've found that the parenting advice of experienced parents is every bit as useless, unworkable, and inappropriate as that of the childless. Most parents are pretty crappy at parenting. What they're good at is compromising ideals and rationalizing inadequacies.

    12. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by Omestes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Morality is objective.

      Damn you, you made me undo mod points with that phrase. How is morality objective? There are TONS of variants of what is moral out there, so how can you claim it is objective. Morality is an opinion, yes, and some opinions are more commonly held than others, but it is still an opinion. Opinions aren't objective. You BELIEVE your morality, but that still doesn't make it objective, it is still an opinion.

      It's not up to me to determine how much you help but doesn't invalidate my opinion on the matter.

      But it does, for him. He doesn't agree with your opinion, thus for him your opinion is invalid. I don't agree with your morality here, and thus, to me, it is completely invalid. You can live with it, your can think it is valid as the day is long, but that doesn't make it universal. It doesn't make it magically objective.

      Further, I'm sick of people saying that "appeal to authority is a fallacy, this your argument is automatically invalid", that too is a fallacy. If the soul basis of argument is "authority", then it is a fallacy, but claiming authority in itself isn't. I'm sorry, this guy is a parent, thus he is an authority, and thus he probably DOES know more about child rearing (at least the nuts and bolts of it) than I, a non-parent, does. I'm going to weigh his opinions more than yours on that topic. Just like I'm going to weigh a cosmologists opinions on the functioning of the universe over that of a television personality, or the Time Cube guy. Yes, if your follow up was true, you might be correct on your appeal to Wikipedia, but I didn't see what you saw.

      Further, my parents were awesome, and yet I got in a shit-ton of trouble as a kid. Hell, I dropped out of high school, got hooked on drugs, and made more than my share of terrible decisions. I only managed to pull through thanks to the background my parents gave me, and their forgiveness and patience. I'm sick of this "blame the parents" bullshit, kids have free will, circumstances have pull, and peer groups are a bitch, these are just as important as parents once kids enter the real world. "Blame the parents" is overly simplistic, there are huge webs of causes and effects out there. Yes, there are bad parents, but there also are good parents with wild children. This has always been true, and always will be true.

      I think it's selfish that anyone could love one human more than another because they share the same genes.

      If only someone would write a book about that!

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    13. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You want some real advice?

      #1 Love your kids.
      #2 Do the best you can.
      #3 Do what feels right to you and your family.

      And I'm not just being a jackass, each of those points comes from 2 different directions and that's something a lot of people don't get.

      Most parents get #1 pretty easily the day their kids are born but, and this is something no one likes to talk about, not everyone feels an instant connection to their newborn. If you don't feel it don't panic. The first days, weeks, and months are an emotional and hormonal roller coaster ride (yes, for both parents), you'll get there eventually if you stay involved.

      #2 seems obvious too, just work your hardest right? But it goes the other way, don't try to force more out of yourself than your able to give. That means asking for and accepting help when you need it, it means letting the mess pile up in the kitchen so you can sleep for an extra half hour, it even means taking time for yourself every now and then so you don't go insane. In extreme cases, it means setting your crying baby in the crib and walking away for 10 minutes if it gets to be too much.

      And #3, probably the only piece of 'real' advice out of the three. You don't have to follow other people's advice (not even mine)! Don't let anyone tell you how to be a parent. There's a million right ways to raise a child, and most of them can the the wrong way to raise a child just as easily so you may as well do it the way that feels right to you. You've got millions of years of parenting instincts living up in your brain, if advice contradicts those don't ignore it and blindly follow what someone is telling you. That doesn't mean don't read up on things, or solicit advice, or listen when your mother tells you how she used to do it, it just means don't feel like a bad parent if you don't want to follow them.

    14. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught by yurtinus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      - Potty training: check
      - Encouraging appropriate social interaction: check
      - Teaching to fetch the newspaper: check

      I really don't see the difference...

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  2. No child left... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...educated.

  3. Excuse me, but what is this? by sixtyeight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been noticing stories that are covered much like this a lot on Slashdot lately. It's difficult to know whether it's journalism - which reports the facts and allows the reader to reach their own conclusion about them - an editorial piece - which is where blatantly opinion-laden writing is usually found - or tabloid reporting - which purports to be legitimate but is usually written for sensationalism.

    I realize that proper journalism went out when political pundits were brought in, but this weird crossbreed of online reporting is becoming a trend.

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    1. Re:Excuse me, but what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. You're wrong.

      Assuming the author isn't batantly fabricating anything (i.e. the responses from the state) this is fact, not opinion.

      If you RTFA the sample questions listed clearly have multiple correct answers and that's the crux of the piece. One could argue that the official answers are "more correct" (e.g. frequency of bee arrivals may be easier to test than the softness of a petal), but the issues documented in the article are real and relevant to the public interest.

  4. Re:Common Misconceptions by forkfail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you read TFA, you'll find that this isn't assuming that student's won't know something yet - it is defining a predator as an organism that gets its nutrients from consuming another organism (meaning a cow is a predictor).

    And even if it was the first, consider the impact on anyone with an advanced-for-their-age understanding, and the impact on them. It knocks down their confidence in their budding intelligence, reduces to the least common denominator.

    No, this is wrong in every way, and not defensible.

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  5. Re:Common Misconceptions by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I read the article and it seems to me that the practice test has major flaws in that those who wrote the practice tests were not precise. The definitions were off. The 3 of 4 example was one where the student of asked which of the 4 was testable:
    1. The petals of red roses are softer than the petals of yellow roses.
    2. The song of a mockingbird is prettier than the song of a cardinal.
    3. Orange blossoms give off a sweeter smell than gardenia flowers.
    4. Sunflowers with larger petals attract more bees than sunflowers with smaller petals.

    Softness is a physical property you can test. Sweetness when it comes to aromas is a chemical response. And size vs bee attraction is also testable. What the question intends is which of these is most plausible when it comes to cause and effect which the right answer is 4. 1 and 3 are right due to the way the question was asked.

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  6. Re:Common Misconceptions by tolkienfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no excuse. When there is a multiple choice question where only one choice is allowed, (like most standardized tests), all correct answers should be counted as correct. If there are answers that are correct for subtle reasons, either put alternate (more obvious) incorrect choices, or allow them as alternative correct answers.
    No debate is necessary.

  7. Re:Not just florida... by forkfail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we want good education for our kids (and thus, to maintain our position as an economic world power), there's two things that need be done.

    First, hold teachers accountable. As you note, having the tenured gym teacher teach algebra because he can use a calculator must stop.

    But the other bit is that we have to pay the true professionals what they're worth. Look at the teachers in the nations that lead on the test scores (Finland, Japan, etc) - they're not only highly respected, they're highly paid.

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  8. Re:Common Misconceptions by repapetilto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really you can test subjective qualities like prettiness as well.

  9. Re:Common Misconceptions by Milyardo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The misconception this question enforces is stronger than that. 1 and 3 attempt compare the the measurement of physical properties while number 4 is a behavioural observation that can only be measured through correlation. Numbers 1 and 3 can be proven to be fact through measurement while number can only be a hypothesis(that can only be proven with a causation or disproven with a observation that states otherwise). From the TFA the purpose of the question is asses the student's ability to discern opinion/interpretation from a scientific observation. While number is undoubtedly a scientific observation, asserting number 4 is true after observation is still an opinion/interpretation, making it a poor choice to assert that student has a clear understanding of the difference between opinion and fact.

  10. Re:Common Misconceptions by wisty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In multiple choice questions, the "most correct" answer is the right one. Otherwise, all answers can be correct, if you argue hard enough (if it's at all subjective).

    The problem is, they used a stupid question - you can scientifically test the "softness" or "sweetness" of a flower. There should be one that's obviously "most correct".

    For in-class quizzes, it's not so important (as the student can challenge it), but for a state-wide test there shouldn't be any wriggle room.

  11. Re:Not just florida... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can't be done in this country currently, the teacher's unions are too much money for the DNC in their current form in order to risk losing some of it by changing things.

    You mention holding teacher's accountable. It has been mentioned many time here on /. with hundreds of people explaining how it won't be fair no matter which metric. Not a single post ever says, "finally the good teachers will have a chance to be recognized and given the bigger raises". Its more important to protect bad teachers.

    Throwing more money at education doesn't work, you can look at spending vs results over different areas. More money means more burecrats, which equals more DNC money from union members. More money improving education does not equal more money for DNC, so it won't happen.

    GOP is not allowed to do anything with education without guarnteeing losing elections due to lies from the DNC.

    So you are suggesting we stop the DNC's war against children.

  12. Re:Common Misconceptions by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The response to his questions was pretty telling also. The official agreed with the science, that 3 of the answers were testable, but he said that students who learned about mineral hardness couldn't be expected to realize that applied to other materials, and that students couldn't be expected to realize that you can use a chromatograph (or anything else) to test the qualities of a smell.

    The obvious solution is to choose other properties that are actually non-testable instead of list testable properties and assume the students won't know, but they refused to change those responses.

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  13. Re:Common Misconceptions by Relayman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A mushroom is not a plant, so the relationship is "the first item is similar to the second but not a member of it." Since a cat is an animal, A is wrong. Since of the three left, only a rock is not manmade, so I say the the correct answer is C. But that's a poor question for a test.

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  14. Re:Not just florida... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Keep blaming the Unions and the Teachers for your problems. That's just the kind of personal responsibility that the GOP enjoys.

    A completely hypocritical attempt to blame a convenient scapegoat for the problems while not bothering to correlate it with facts.

    I agree, the bureaucrats are the problem. But those bureaucrats have been ones espousing the conservative ideologies. They funnel money into private providers, into bean-counters and result-measurements, and report-makers, all of which the GOP has demanded. Who fought hardest for a test-based system? That would be the Republicans.

    It hasn't worked out. Yet you blame the Teachers and their dirty nasty unions. Because you have this gut feeling that it's still the teachers that are the problem, nothing else. After all, they're being protected...yet not one thought ever intrudes into your head that maybe the teachers aren't the problem, but the administration? Maybe it is more important to protect good teachers from bad bureaucrats. You do realize that they are the ones who want to fire teachers? It is more important not to judge people on bad criteria, and that's what those metrics really are. You can't conceive of it, but it's true.

    The GOP has had plenty of opportunity to change education. It's failed. It's been failing for the past few decades. We've been marching to their tune. It never works. It just keeps failing, but like the narcissistic demo-gouges you are, you never have to live up to that, but can continue with your path of deflection and blame.

    And yes, I do blame the Democrats for not standing up to that, for not actually doing what it would take to fix schools. Namely implement a national education system that is accountable and answerable, and not leave everything up to the local school boards who can scapegoat the responsibilities elsewhere. Except in Football and other sports. Those matter.

      But education? Ah, clearly somebody else's fault.

    That's the GOP way. They've learned from you. Deflection, Evasion, Denial, Narcissism. Never once do you take accountability or blame. Democrats and liberals will. They don't have the arrogance since of self-important delusion that's found all over the Right-Wing.

    That's why you can blame anybody but yourself. And why we're too inclined to try to listen to you, because we don't want to be like you. And yet you will continue trying your lies, while you're not challenged by those in authority.

    A pity, huh? We need some liberals with back-bone.

  15. Re:Common Misconceptions by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When it was found that the British GCSE examiners were marking salt as something you couldn't melt, it was considered a national disaster and the media ripped the examining authorities a new one.

    In Florida, marking something that scientists test everyday as untestable is more likely to get you a promotion and a hefty bonus.

    Standardized exams are EVIL and worthless (exams should be tailored to as small a group as practical and should test that group's ability to acquire and understand knowledge, it's the only way you can establish anything of value) but standardized exams that are also factually wrong should be burned at the stake. There is no excuse for them. Ever.

    It doesn't matter what the examiner "expects" the students to know. A "C" grade should be what you "expect" the students to know. "A" should be reserved for people who know things you DIDN'T expect them to know. If you run out of grade letters, as the UK's A-level group did when they added A* to the mix, then that's for people who know things you didn't even know yourself.

    If you restrict people to boxes, expect them to have boxes for brains when they leave school. Maybe that works "just fine" in everglade country in the middle of a recession, but it should still not be acceptable. Anywhere. Ever.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  16. A little Orwellian? by MDillenbeck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'

    'Four.'

    'And if the party says that it is not four but five -- then how many?'

    'Four.'

    The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston's body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O'Brien watched him, the four fingers still extended. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.

    'How many fingers, Winston?'

    'Four.'

    The needle went up to sixty.

    'How many fingers, Winston?'

    'Four! Four! What else can I say? Four!'

    The needle must have risen again, but he did not look at it. The heavy, stern face and the four fingers filled his vision. The fingers stood up before his eyes like pillars, enormous, blurry, and seeming to vibrate, but unmistakably four.

    'How many fingers, Winston?'

    'Four! Stop it, stop it! How can you go on? Four! Four!'

    'How many fingers, Winston?'

    'Five! Five! Five!'

    'No, Winston, that is no use. You are lying. You still think there are four. How many fingers, please?'

    'Four! five! Four! Anything you like. Only stop it, stop the pain!'

    Abruptly he was sitting up with O'Brien's arm round his shoulders. He had perhaps lost consciousness for a few seconds. The bonds that had held his body down were loosened. He felt very cold, he was shaking uncontrollably, his teeth were chattering, the tears were rolling down his cheeks. For a moment he clung to O'Brien like a baby, curiously comforted by the heavy arm round his shoulders. He had the feeling that O'Brien was his protector, that the pain was something that came from outside, from some other source, and that it was O'Brien who would save him from it.

    'You are a slow learner, Winston,' said O'Brien gently.

    'How can I help it?' he blubbered. 'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.'

    'Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'

    I can understand the viewpoint given in the summary - how can a 5th grader possibly know the answer to such a challenging question? After all, are not all children ranked by their grade and set to be equal to their peers in that same approximately 1 year category? It defies their understanding of "abstract though begins at age x", and they forget that their is variance within that spectrum. There may be a child in 5th grade that understands advanced scientific topics, but since the probability of that is far, far lower than the probability of selecting the answer at random when given 1 of 4 or 1 of 5 choices, they have assumed the child just guessed.

    However, there is something frightening about assessing the right answer as incorrect. Perhaps the testing needs to be redesigned to eliminate the ease at which randomly guessed right answers can be assessed. Unfortunately, scantrons are cheap ways of correcting thousands of tests - thus the write your answer and have a human correct will probably never be reimplemented. (Sorry for the ramblings - I'm cramming for a Linear Algebra midterm while slashdotting.)

  17. Re:Common Misconceptions by repapetilto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right, but in the context of the test, I figured the most likely explanation for that question was that the person making it thought mushrooms were plants.

  18. Re:Not just florida... by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In fairness, sometimes you have to teach a topic on which you are not an expert. My daughter was homeschooled for a few years (she's now about to graduate 12th grade at a magnet school) and I don't mind telling you, I had one hell of a time with biology, which I had skipped in school. (My school allowed you to take physics instead if you had already passed chemistry.) I wasn't even a chapter ahead of her; often I was only two or three pages ahead of her. (Geeze, biology is hard! I now have a profound respect for people in that field. As an engineer, I always thought of organisms as "really complicated machines". Now I think of organisms as "impossibly complicated machines".) And because I did not know the subject (as was the case with your teacher) I did not unquestioningly believe the textbook. If we found something questionable, we looked it up on the internet, found three or four sources, and saw if they agreed. (Not a sure thing, but better than having only one source.) We never found an actual error, although in a couple of cases I'd argue that some parts violated the "correlation is not causation" rule.

    And then, we got into US History at her current school, and wow! Talk about logical fallacies! In reading the text to her, I'd have to stop every second paragraph and remark "those two things are actually unrelated". or "that's demonstrably untrue" or "that's a false dilemma". It was hard to get through the materials, find answers that passed the course, and still leave her critical thinking skills intact.

    In summary, it's not necessarily how well the teacher knows the material, it's how well the teacher is engaged as a teacher.

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    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  19. This is Florida by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They don't just think you are too stupid to know the right answer, they are counting on it.

    Otherwise, how would guys like admitted Medicare fraudster Rick Scott ever get elected governor?

    If you've been to South Beach or Disneyworld or one of the nicer Keys, don't make the mistake of thinking that Florida is anything but another Confederate shithole. And it's a damn shame, too, because there are some fine people and a lot of beautiful geography down there. But there's always been a core of the ugly racist buttcrack of America in Florida.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  20. Not the lack of education. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Then we can have republicans that were born into money brag about their lack of an education

    What is worthy of bragging about is that you escaped the CREDENTIALED system.

    Very few people in that system are really being educated, they are simply being stamped and sorted.

    Cheer on that hoary model if you like, but the nation that fought slavery so long ago still continues to fight it in all forms today. And the system you so gleefully cheer on is no less than the largest slave-making system ever devised.

    Well, it's color blind at least so it's got that going for it. But that doesn't make the results something to be happy about.

    P.S. I am fully "credentialed" as well but my eyes were opened before I entered as to the real value to be found, which was simply to be able to learn for myself whenever I desire. My education did not end with college or grad school as it does for so many...

    So think twice about laughing too hard at Tea Party advocates. They probably know history AND law far better than you even have the capability of understanding what with the full-on acceptance of the "credentialed" state of mind you embrace.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  21. Re:Massive STEM fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Election fraud?

  22. Re:Not just florida... by j-beda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not quite the same, but I've seen college exams where the professor had it wrong, marked me wrong, and would not fix the mistake.

    One professor (computer graphics exam) thought the Sun behaved like a point light source on Earth. It does not, it behaves like a plane light source because it is much larger than the Earth and the light arriving from the sun is for all computer graphics purposes arriving with the same vector direction. He would have none of it.

    Humm, he wanted to treat the sun as a point source at 1 AU (93 million miles, 49,597,870.7 kilometres from wikipedia), while you wanted to treat it as a point source at infinite distance (thus generating plane waves)? Any "plane wave" like behaviour of sunlight is not because the sun is huge, but rather because the sun is far away. The larger the sun, the LESS its light behaves like a plane wave.

    From a shadow casting point of view, both plane wave illumination and distant point source illumination result in sharp shadows, with very little to distinguish them. For a point sources at 1AU, the difference between angles on different sides of person-sized objects at for person-sized distances where the shadow is formed, is pretty minimal. To get a 1% increase in shadow size, you would need to have the shadow be 1% longer than the distance from the point source to the object casting the shadow, or about one million miles - which is probably not the type of thing you are trying to represent with your computer graphics.

      I've never done any computer graphics involving scene lighting or anything like that, but I doubt the difference between point source and plane wave would be noticeable in modeling sunlight.

    In actual fact, the sun is not a point source, it is an extended object about 1/2 of a degree in size, which means that shadows cast by sharp edges in sunlight have a "penumbra" of 0.5 degrees. Here is an image showing the formation of this type of shadow:

    http://www.pnas.org/content/96/9/5239/F2.expansion.html

    For a shadow cast on something a meter behind the object, using good old trig (1m) x tangent(0.5 degrees) = 0.00872686779 m or almost 9 mm. Thus sunlight shadows are fuzzy edges for real-world distances (albeit not really very fuzzy), compared to the sharp edges that plane waves or point sources would cast.

    It may well be that the professor was "wrong" to model sunlight as a point source, but it seems at least as wrong to model it as a plane wave, when there is up to 1/2 of a degree in difference between different directions of the light from the source.

  23. Test taking skills by JazzHarper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not about knowing which answers are accurate--it's about passing the test. Perceptive students learn very quickly how to provide the answers that are required, regardless of whether they are technically true or not. There is new about that--I learned it 40 years ago and scored much higher on standardized tests than I really deserved. It is utterly naïve to cast that in terms of recent politics.

  24. Re:This is why I hated school by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I work in UK schools, and have done for my entire working career. Mostly I do primary schools (5-10), but I've done the whole range of statutory education.

    In one school, I kid you not, as the IT guy, I was selected from the staff to run an in-lunch maths session for those kids who were borderline between passing and failing. Just me, on my own, no teachers, only kids that they were worried about failing. What the hell was *I* teaching them for? They all passed.

    I've had to ADD UP for teachers who can't do it without a calculator or laptop (seriously, I had to stop one teacher from going to their laptop in their room to use it as a calculator to add two two-digit numbers). I've had to tell a group of four teachers how long 8 hours and 49 minutes was in minutes because after TEN MINUTES none of them had got the right answer (and it was for a sheet describing how much time they'd spent on a "special needs" child that week!). These people were teaching basic numeracy to children at the time.

    I've had to correct everything from newsletters to parent's letters to website notices for basic punctuation, spelling and grammar. I've done it in every school I've ever worked in, even my current one which is an independent (private) school. I've had to tell office staff and teachers where apostrophes go in possessive plurals, because they didn't know.

    In one secondary school and sixth form college (so ages 11-18), they printed up thousands of brochures to "sell" the school in which they stated that the equipment in the rooms was "complimentary" to their child's education (when they meant "complementary"). I was the only member of staff to point it out (and I don't teach!) and was told that the English department had checked the proofs "so it must be right". Nobody thought to pick up a dictionary to check.

    Just because they are a teacher does *NOT* mean they are infallible, or even have the skills they used to have any more. Teachers are *NOT* given maths tests every year (and, yes, in the UK, it *is* maths with an 's'). They are marking their own children's work and nobody else sees that except (possibly) during an inspection. All anybody else sees in a number that they trust implicitly. Any mistakes discovered will result in a hasty "Oh, that's just a mistake" and then only THAT one checked and changed, even in the face of an inspection.

    This is not just one school, one teacher, hell even one country (if some posts I read on educational IT forums are anywhere near true), this is universal. Sure, there are probably places out there that clamp down more than most but still these sorts of things happen all the time.

    In one independent school I worked for, they produced "lateral thinking" quizzes. In my early career, I spent a great deal of time converting these quizzes from sketched paper into reprintable, readable, electronic documents. They supplied the question and "answer" and I just had to make nice worksheets and answer sheets.

    I corrected literally EVERY OTHER QUESTION as I typed it up and drew the diagrams for them. Nobody complained, or even spotted that I'd done so (i.e. my answers were correct, theirs weren't - and NOBODY WAS CHECKING) and my brother continued to work there for 10+ years still teaching using those same sheets. This was a school that only opened when other schools shut so that pupils in private schools could be pushed through the entrance exams for the private secondaries. The fees were enormous, and on top of private school fees, and the teachers literally could not write questions and correct answers for the simplest of things (and, also, did not notice if someone had tampered with basically EVERY answer they gave).

    My bullshit detector is reading zero, here, personally. It'd only raise if someone said they worked in a school that had NEVER employed people like that, or even that they CURRENTLY had no staff like that.