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British MPs Propose Censoring Internet By Default

judgecorp writes "An all-party inquiry by British MPs has proposed the Internet should be censored to prevent children seeing 'adult' content. Users would have to opt in to see adult content. The proposal is similar to that already used by mobile operators." From the article: "The move, first suggested in 2010, has been firmed up , after a cross-party Parliamentary inquiry examined the state of online child protection. The current proposal is a 'network-level "Opt-In" system,' going beyond the 'active choice' model launched by ISPs ... last October. ... They also want the Government to 'consider a new regulatory structure for online content, with one regulator given a lead role in the oversight and monitoring of Internet content distribution and the promotion of Internet safety initiatives.'"

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  1. How does this help? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the parent opts in, how does that prevent a child from using his PC or iPod Touch from using the same connection?

    Finally, a good reason for ipv6 NAT :)

    1. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm 15 and I still can't figure how not allowing me to watch pron is protecting me.

    2. Re:How does this help? by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      Do not question our infallible overlords. There's no way this idea could possibly fail. It's foolproof...

    3. Re:How does this help? by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      They simply would not opt in, theoretically.

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    4. Re:How does this help? by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just because you already learned it in sex ed years earlier doesn't mean you should know it!

    5. Re:How does this help? by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      It would place the blame firmly on the parents for opting in?

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    6. Re:How does this help? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      They simply would not opt in, theoretically.

      Uh, yeah. Sure. Parents would never look at Pr0n.

    7. Re:How does this help? by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Same here. When I was a teen I started downloading nude women on my Commodore 64 and Amiga (4000 color), and it didn't do me any harm. (Except give me a strange nostalgia for low-res 360x240 photos.)

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    8. Re:How does this help? by digitig · · Score: 1

      When the parent opts in, how does that prevent a child from using his PC or iPod Touch from using the same connection?

      What child? There are no children in my household.

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    9. Re:How does this help? by Rakishi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Simple solution, parents should never ever opt-in and any who do are obviously unfit since, as you said, their children may sue their computers. So if they do then the parent will simply be brought up for child endangerment charges and have their children taken away. Problem solved.

      Given the UK's famous bureaucracy, I give it two years before their version of the CPC starts using that line of argument.

    10. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Presumably the next step is to make it socially unacceptable to opt-in if you're a parent. It would be fairly easy to spin it as "Parent exposes their children to porn, therefore they're a bad parent..."

    11. Re:How does this help? by biek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Instead of placing the blame firmly on the parents for not regulating/monitoring their child's internet use?

    12. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      OK, seriously, here's the only warning teenage boys need about porn:

      Porn is to IRL sex as movie car chases are to IRL driving. They do some things that look cool but would be absolutely horrible IRL. If you jump your Charger/Camaro 20ft. in the air it is going to be wrecked when it hits the ground. If you try to do anything seen in a F&F2+ movie you'll cause a horrible accident (or if you're lucky, turn your transmission into a box of metal cornflakes first). In movie car chases the laws of physics are fictionalized. In (straight) porn, it's women's sexuality.

      Using spit for lube is freaking gross and doesn't work, and anal sex can cause horrible, painful anal fissures. Sperm burns like hell if it gets in your eye. Most women don't want you to cum in their mouth and many don't even like it on the face. Just jamming your cock in and thrusting like mad won't pleasure most of them, they like a lot of foreplay - sucking your dick doesn't count as foreplay. I could go on but I think these are the most important.

      So watch and enjoy but don't emulate.

    13. Re:How does this help? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is awesome!

    14. Re:How does this help? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Simple solution, parents should never ever opt-in and any who do are obviously unfit since, as you said, their children may sue their computers.

      Ah, I love it when a typo transforms into profound social commentary!

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    15. Re:How does this help? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

      You could opt-in per device, as each device on the subnet could be directly addressed by the ISP's server.

      That way, Dad could opt in his iPad while keeping son's Laptop opted-out.

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    16. Re:How does this help? by forkfail · · Score: 2

      Thanks for making /. an opt-in site. Sheesh.

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    17. Re:How does this help? by forkfail · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this site, due to this thread, would now be considered a site that one had to "opt in" to view.

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    18. Re:How does this help? by joocemann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about we leave the internet alone, as is, and then hold parents responsible for their kids! Yay for responsibility!

    19. Re:How does this help? by simcop2387 · · Score: 4, Informative

      IPV6 would get you that, IPV6 NAT would get you where you're at today with ipv4, one ip to the isp and outside world and then everything inside has a private address. NAT would make this impossible to do well.

    20. Re:How does this help? by daem0n1x · · Score: 2

      They're trying to prevent you from wanking yourself to death.

    21. Re:How does this help? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      You don't get out much, do you?

    22. Re:How does this help? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Of course they would, and then they'd be automatically added to a government database of people to watch for "deviant" behaviour.

    23. Re:How does this help? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      It also does not mean you shouldn't know it either.

    24. Re:How does this help? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahh Catch 22 all over again. This prudish anti-natural anti-sensual puritan ethic is what causes so much trouble in the world, not the least is the troubles from fights to wars caused by sexual repression exploding out in other area's of peoples lives. The assumptions of what is bad here (love as opposed to say war) should be what is being questioned. We are regressing to older times where old ladies with umbrellas would take after children who were holding hands in public. Lets not go there shall we?

    25. Re:How does this help? by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      Murray Leinster wrote a short story about the internet way back in 1946: A Logic Named Joe (full text). In Leinster's story, the internet was censored from the beginning, and Joe, a "logic" (a PC) had a manufacturinig fault that removed the censorship, with all the bad things TMI bring.

    26. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense. With NAT, you can't reliably tell different computers on the same network apart because once the traffic reaches the internet, it will all have a single source address.

      Without NAT, you can tell these devices apart - as long as IPv6 Privacy Extensions for Stateless Autoconfiguration are not in use. This is the default on most modern operating systems intended for use as a client.

      This makes it impractical to use IP addresses to opt in and out of filtering, unless some means to ensure that IP addresses are static or at least predictable.

    27. Re:How does this help? by sqldr · · Score: 1

      I'm 15 and I still can't figure how not allowing me to watch pron is protecting me

      when you find out you're in some of it

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    28. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Spit for lube is gross? How it is any worse than the lube your genitals produce? Oral sex in general can be very enjoyable for both parties. I get a kick out of feeling my partner react to what I'm doing to them. I get her juices in my mouth, sometimes I cum in hers, neither of us minds. Not everyone is like that, but perhaps that is the real point here - don't expect your partner to act like they are in a porno, you have to figure it all out between you.

      Oh, and don't worry about about the guys having cocks twice the size of yours. They don't pick them for their acting talent.

    29. Re:How does this help? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Better still in a year or so you will be old enough to have sex, but not to watch other people having sex or allow others to watch you. I'm sure that makes perfect sense to someone.

      The age of consent was actually devised to prevent parents forcing their daughters into prostitution. By age 16 it was presumed that they would be old enough to either resist their parent's wishes or become whores by their own choosing.

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    30. Re:How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Classical porn; a distinction must be made now the internet is flooded with teen-agers having a quickie in front of their web-cam, shows young women as attractive, cheap, easily aroused, multi-orgasmic objects to be passed around a group of men and demeaned. I agree with your comments, namely, porn is not sex.

      Current sex-ed says that breasts and fucking are to make babies. Wrong! How many times have you had sex so a baby will appear?

      However, sex-ed, as it is called does not teach anyone how to do anything. That department of US health bureaucrat who suggested children be taught masturbation was absolutely correct. Modern so-called sex-ed does not have photos of real sexual organs, photos of sexual positions, or diagrams of foreplay techniques. Currently, we all learn how to fuck by trial and error. Can children learn to drive a car by that method?

      Proper sex-ed teaches children that sex is a social process with a wrong and right way to sucess, which is quite contrary to the cultural philosophies of 'sex equals love' and 'sex is a mystical gift from our body'. Those are philosophies which confuse form (love and reproduction) with function (sexual pleasure).

    31. Re:How does this help? by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 1

      In the UK, they grow at 16.

    32. Re:How does this help? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      I guess the mandatory condom with lube helps a bit there as well.

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    33. Re:How does this help? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      You're not the one who has to deal with your kid waking up screaming in the middle of the night for a week, I can tell.

      While it may not scar him for life, there are things I don't want him to see for my own comfort. I like a good night's sleep.

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    34. Re:How does this help? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Oh and another thing: there is also the issue of being old enough to give context and meaning to some of the things you see on internet. This way, if the kid asks, you can show things to them and explain the ins and outs (heh) of the matter.

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    35. Re:How does this help? by ghostdoc · · Score: 2

      I completely agree. It is a messed-up culture that lets its children watch people brutally murder each other but not gently screw each other.

      I blame the christian church's poisonous use of sex as a weapon of population mind control. We should not feel guilty about having sex!

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    36. Re:How does this help? by laejoh · · Score: 2

      Trust me, you're not alone.

    37. Re:How does this help? by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      Do not question our infallible overlords.

      Heh. Read this as 'Do not question our inflatable overlords'...

    38. Re:How does this help? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Here in Spain they grow at 13...

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    39. Re:How does this help? by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 1

      In other words, teenagers who are more fucked-up off the hormones raging through their bodies I mean, hell, I was more than able to find plenty of pr0n back in 1993 when I was 13.

    40. Re:How does this help? by eisonlyme · · Score: 1

      I would like to add that when I did Sex-ed (1994-Australia) they taught us how 95% of boys (read here 'all males', though they used the word boys) masturbated
      However, when discussing the female anatomy they pointed to the Clitoris and exclaimed: "This is called the Clitoris, We do not know what this is for..."

      So I went happily home telling my dad what I learned that day, he was rather shocked and pulled out one of his Penthouse magazines to teach me about this 'unknown' Clitoris thing...The next day I went back to school and decided to tell the teacher and the class what I had learned about the Clitoris and how Girls can use it to masturbate too.

      I quietly got in trouble and was told that I shouldn't of said anything...but it never went past the teacher so I didn't really get in trouble because I guess they knew I was right and my dad would of let all hell break loose at the school for such one sided teaching.

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    41. Re:How does this help? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Thank God we generally succumb to our evolved urges whether in culturally acceptable ways or other ways, but it is troubling that some populations are starting to dwindle, although that is best for the planet, but can be problematic for the vote. I didn't quite get the "use of sex as a weapon of population mind control" I can see the mind control as a way for the Roman Catholic Church keeping their Churches filled and their power base intact, but the "population mind control" has me stumped.

    42. Re:How does this help? by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

      sorry, missed your reply.

      I'm working from a viewpoint that says the Church was deliberately established by some Roman political genius back in the 3rd century AD who saw that a conventional military empire was not going to continue working, but that a monotheistic state religion could continue effective control of the territories in the Roman Empire from Rome even after the military boundaries collapsed. Which it did, and it did. It even extended them. Rome never militarily conquered Germany, but a thousand years later the Holy Roman Empire was centred on that region. Anyway I digress.

      They needed something that would keep religion at the forefront of people's minds, and keep them 'sinning' so they keep coming back to the church for 'forgiveness' (which can only be obtained from God, and therefore only from the Church). Looking at Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs ) you see 'sex' right at the bottom. But lack of sex won't actually kill you (unlike a lack of any of the other needs at that level), it'll just drive you a bit weird. So...natural choice. Tell people that having sex is sinful and you'll keep them coming back for more 'forgiveness' that only you can give.

      Remember that this is coupled with the confessional booth, where citizens are encouraged to tell their priest *everything* that they've done. All the secrets of a community are held by the community priest, an incredible position of power providing effective control of the community. Since we all think about sex, and have little sexual fantasies about the people around us all the time, then this effectively ensures that everyone in the community has something to confess every week, reinforcing the control of the community by the priest.

      It's so elegant and yet evil at the same time. And incredibly effective. 1700 years later it's still very much operational, and the Roman Empire/Catholic church is still a powerful political entity in the modern world.

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    43. Re:How does this help? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Excellent layout of the motivation for creation of that system of control. I agree and think that they are finally starting to crumble, you have seen many changes in that church to liberalize to reach out to be more inclusive and less dictatorial, followed by the conservative crack down on sex, abortion, and even contraception by the church which would match up with the idea that they are trying to get back to basics of control levers for their congregations. There was that scandal about the Vatican Bank tied to the Mafia, the scandal of the pedophile priests and the cover ups all have left the church reeling, given already declining congregations in the developed world, they have been turning more and more to third worlds where they have more minds ready for control. I wonder how much long range planning they do about what economies will be going up (China, Brazil, ..) and where they want to put their missionary dollars to most effect?

    44. Re:How does this help? by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

      I think the disjoint between the West and Developing countries will crack the Catholic Church, the same as it has done for the Anglican Church.
      The rising acceptance of homosexuality and the demands for female priests from the liberalising West meet the 'traditional values' of the developing world. For any organisation with an inflexible moral code, this is a huge problem. Splinter religions form either in the West because the parent church isn't changing fast enough, or in the developing countries (as has happened with the Anglican church) because it's changing too fast.
      We might finally see the Roman Empire collapse ;)

      It'll be interesting to see what Islam does about the same problem as their congregation in Western countries move further away from the traditional Muslim moral code. I hope they manage to deal with it peacefully.

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    45. Re:How does this help? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Good observation, with the reverse attempts by the Roman church to welcome back into the fold the Orthodox and maybe Anglican Churches if they just get more conservative in doctrine, which looked like it might happen until the conservative crackdowns by Rome in recent years. The same thing is going on with that secular religion Chinese Communism with Taiwan. They are in the heavy courting phase there.

  2. Think of the Civil Libeties! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    America has dibs on taking away liberties in the name of child safety, sorry UK, find your own thing.

    1. Re:Think of the Civil Libeties! by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Speed cameras! Wait till you get thousands of those on all your motorways.

    2. Re:Think of the Civil Libeties! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speed cameras? Sounds cool! How do they make the traffic go faster, exactly? :-)

    3. Re:Think of the Civil Libeties! by Moheeheeko · · Score: 2
      You mean those big orange boxes with styrofoam cups over the end? Yeah we got those, when they are intact.....

      http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Speed-Camera-Set-On-Fire-Overnight-106435083.html

    4. Re:Think of the Civil Libeties! by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Buy a car in a foreign country, problem solved.

  3. Think of the children by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would be a better world if we just shot all politicians who used the instinct to protect children to push agendas.

    1. Re:Think of the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This would be a better world if we just shot all politicians who used the instinct to protect children to push agendas.

      This would be a better world if we just told the sexually-repressed politicians that it's OK to look at boobies. Or weeners, if that's their thing. So they would no longer feel the need to ban things for "our" protection. And the only shooting that would be required would be the shooting of the video, and the shooting that takes place at the end of the video.

      Dear UK: I like looking at boobs. Looking at boobs is more fun than shooting people.

    2. Re:Think of the children by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or people could just stop voting the alpha sociopaths into positions of power and- pbbbbbbtttt BAH HA HA HA... yeah, couldn't keep a straight face there.

    3. Re:Think of the children by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      as ammo or target?

      Yes.

    4. Re:Think of the children by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Think of the children in 10-15 years when they're grown up. As young adults will they want to live in a world where they have a censored internet? Of course not. By protecting children, you are actually HARMING them by limiting their freedom as free, adult citizens.

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    5. Re:Think of the children by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      This would be a better world if we just came up with ridiculously over-simplified solutions for complex problems.

      FTFY

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    6. Re:Think of the children by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

      Someone draft it, ill start the petition.

    7. Re:Think of the children by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      It would almost be worth reading the canned WhiteHouse.gov bullshit to actually have a petition like that get the 25,000 sigs it needs for an official response.

    8. Re:Think of the children by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Think of the children in 10-15 years when they're grown up. As young adults will they want to live in a world where they have a censored internet? Of course not. By protecting children, you are actually HARMING them by limiting their freedom as free, adult citizens.

      Agreed - this is "helicopter parenting," made worse by the fact that the vast majority of the people affected will be adults who have not been in need of parenting for quite some time.

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    9. Re:Think of the children by hemo_jr · · Score: 1

      The last resort of the scoundrel is no longer patriotism, it is paternalism.

    10. Re:Think of the children by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, that someone would have to make sure the law was really clear and covered all cases, which would start to look like legalese. And then introducing the bill would be suicidal.

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    11. Re:Think of the children by rhyder128k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Quite right.

      Since the beginning of the 70s, feminists have used the pornography "issue" as a stick to hit men with. They don't need pornography because practically every woman has an unlimited supply of the real thing.

      Unless you are viewing illegal material, pornography is sexual activity between consenting adults. Looking at or participating in pornography should be treated with the same respect as any other form of consensual sexual activity. Just once, I'd love for a left wing feminist journalist/MP to take a look at some pornography featuring homosexual people and start dishing out terms like "disgusting", "degrading" or "unnatural".

      The same feminists know perfectly well that many a man who has to share a house with a woman won't feel empowered to ask to have the pornography switched on. This is in a society where any man trying to limit the sexual freedoms of women would be criticized. And that's what this is about - hurting, punishing and humiliating men.

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    12. Re:Think of the children by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      And yet another over-simplified solution to a complex problem. See you are just further proving my point!

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    13. Re:Think of the children by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      we forget about the importance of self control

      You forget the importance of the word "SELF". Who are you arguing should control who?

    14. Re:Think of the children by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Troll

      What's wrong with that? Men have been hurting, punishing, humiliating and enslaving women for thousands of years. Let's try the opposite for, say, 100 years and see how it works out. You've got another 70 years to go. Just look at the progress that's been made in the past 30 years, and tell me that's a bad thing.

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    15. Re:Think of the children by cyber-vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about we stop hurting people altogether and see how that works out instead. Just so you know, women are not the only victims of oppression in the world. Do you think no men have ever been punished, humilated or enslaved either?

    16. Re:Think of the children by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Our society is already filled with spoiled brats. Try asking someone to be quiet on public transport and see what sort of temper tantrum ensues.

  4. Hmmmm by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the Internet already had an opt-in. It's called getting on the Internet. There's already plenty of solutions for parents to limit what children can see on the Internet (including technological solutions and good parenting). Why fuck it up for the rest of us by adding yet another layer of complexity that can go wrong and block everything?

    "Teacher, I couldn't do my homework because the government required an opt-in for Wikipedia because there could be a link to a link to an article with citations that might contain a penis."

    1. Re:Hmmmm by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Problem solved. ... not that I disagree with you, I'm just ruining your particular example.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm by Imrik · · Score: 1

      I think if I ran an ISP required to provide censored internet I would use a whitelist consisting of the ISP's website. Attempting to access any other site, or even to get to your ISP provided email (someone could send porn to your children through it) would require opting-in.

    3. Re:Hmmmm by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I think the AC is referring to the tags that some slaves wore with the names of their masters. It's the Roman version of the area access ID badge in common use today. Fortunately for us, we can take ours off.

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    4. Re:Hmmmm by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      blocked by my firewall at work.

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    5. Re:Hmmmm by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      That's special...

      Well, what it is is a reviewed hand-selected wiki dump that is downloadable and fits on a DVD. The articles are selected to mesh with the curriculum of most UK schools.

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    6. Re:Hmmmm by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1

      Well... it's an interesting project, but with only 5500 articles, it doesn't even come close to what Wikipedia has become for many of us. I know they had to limit the selection to fit on a DVD, but the first subject I checked had surprising blank areas. I wanted to know which programming languages they included; there are articles about Perl, Python, C++, and Forth; but nothing about C, Java, JavaScript, Lisp, or PHP. In other words, four of the five most popular languages didn't get an article.

      Other subjects are also quite limited, and the focus on the UK shows strongly. For example, the have an article about Llandudno, but nothing about New Orleans; there's an article about Rebecca Helferich Clarke, but none about Bela Bartok.

      Oh well, still a great improvement over the no-name 20 volume encyclopedia from the 70s that I had to use when I was in school.

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  5. "Opt-in by default"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Opt-in by default" makes no sense. I believe they mean "Opt-out"

    1. Re:"Opt-in by default"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, when they say 'network-level "Opt-In" system', they mean you have to "opt-in" to get the whole internet; i.e., they're trying to paint filtered access as the new normal, and real internet access as something only you filthy perverts need.

      Once that's done, give people five or ten years to get used to it, then you can start gradually adding restrictions on who can "opt-in" to the unfiltered 'net, and bingo! government control of internet content. I propose we call it Hadrian's Firewall, just like the Great Firewall of China, only better, because it's British.~

    2. Re:"Opt-in by default"? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I propose we call it Hadrian's Firewall, just like the Great Firewall of China, only better, because it's British.~

      That just means it's expensive and needs maintenance very often.

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  6. Anybody who thinks this is really about porn... by forkfail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... hasn't been paying attention.

    They won't quit until all 'net speech is controlled, censored and regulated.

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    1. Re:Anybody who thinks this is really about porn... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      britiain? control freaks?

      bah!

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    2. Re:Anybody who thinks this is really about porn... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, part of your comment is missing and impairs it's readability. You might try typing it all into the body next time.

      That said, this is exactly what is going on. The UK is just ahead of the US, that is - we're still fighting the copyright battle... they have yet to pull the "think of the children" card from the deck.

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    3. Re:Anybody who thinks this is really about porn... by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Then we better not quit either.

      Let's get out there and keep at it!

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    4. Re:Anybody who thinks this is really about porn... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's about children watching porn. Sheesh.

      Oh yeah, and Wikileaks, because that stuff's dangerous.

      Oh right, add the Pirate Bay, it only facilitates criminal activity. Maybe add a few web sites that link to it..

      xs4all was found defending copyright violations, if they're publicly flouting the law, maybe they should be added to the blacklist too..

  7. The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Internet proposes censoring British MPs by default

  8. And that will help... how? by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How will the system distinguish between children and adults? At a guess, I'm thinking you would need some sort of login system, where known adults would have a login they could use to access "uncensored" Internet (oh and yeah I'm guessing torrents would be censored by default too, since of course you can use that for porn also), which means they will be able to track anyone accessing "undesirable" content. Oh but of course the government would never do such a thing... right? Only people who access illegal things need to worry about the government watching you! Just think of the children!

    And anyways it'll never work, new sites spring up way to fast for a censor to keep track of them all, unless you use a white-list for approved content, so again, if you browse "unapproved" content, you will need to log-in to the system, which allows for tracking. Paranoid? Maybe. You can bet many governments would absolutely love such a system, though.

    And of course, if you decry the system as restrictive, you must be a pedophile who hates children and wants them to see porn. Obviously.

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  9. Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press." They can't censor the internet. Or cable TV. Or books. Or newspapers. Doesn't the UK have a similar Bill of Rights to forbid the Parliament from censoring the right of speech?

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    1. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by KermodeBear · · Score: 3, Informative

      They can pass laws regarding "obscene" content.

      The Supreme Court has found that obscenity is an exception to the constitutional rights under the First Amendment, and is usually limited to content that directly refers to explicit sexual acts that are publicly accessible, though it has at times encompassed other subject matters, such as spoken and written language that can be publicly transmitted and received by the general public.

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    2. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press." They can't censor the internet. Or cable TV. Or books. Or newspapers. Doesn't the UK have a similar Bill of Rights to forbid the Parliament from censoring the right of speech?

      No, it doesn't. But even if it did the governments of the world can and do break their own rules.

    3. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by sohmc · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

      A few months ago, Congress was considering a bill known as SOPA & PIPA. While the sponsoring representatives said this legislation was necessary to stop copyright pirates, many technical people said it would cripple the internet. SOPA was pretty much going to pass, if it weren't for the "meddling nerds" who just painted the law in a negative light, forcing the representatives to table the bill for a non-election year.

      There is a difference between how the world *SHOULD* be and how it actually is. If the last two administrations have taught us anything is that the Constitution is not worth the paper it's printed on when it comes to "national security" and "re-election".

      The point is that what the UK is considering COULD happen here. We need to watch what they do carefully.

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    4. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      The UK actually has remarkably weak free-speech protections - there are a few cases of people going to prison for a couple of posts on Twitter or Facebook already. My impression (from having lived in both countries) is that the UK has a few terrifyingly bad laws that manage to remain because they are rarely applied, whereas the US has a whole swath of moderately bad laws which are applied with some regularity. Both systems suck, but I marginally prefer the UK's, for the moment.

    5. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Got examples in the last 2 decades where obscene content was censored by the U.S. Congress? I'm trying to think of some, but came up with nothing.

      The sole exception is broadcast TV/radio and that's only because the broadcast spectrum is visible to everyone (therefore the FCC restricts its use). Cable TV or radio is not censored. Nor the internet. Or books/newspapers.

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    6. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Got examples in the last 2 decades where obscene content was censored by the U.S. Congress? I'm trying to think of some, but came up with nothing.

      Probably because Congress doesn't handle censorship of "obscene" content, the FCC does.

      To that end: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXXVIII_halftime_show_controversy#Aftermath_and_effects

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    7. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by Dan+Dankleton · · Score: 1

      The UK doesn't have a written constitution like the US.
      The closest thing we have to the Bill Of Rights is the Human Rights Act, but there is widespread opposition to it based on the fact that it gives rights to prisoners, foreigners and other folks who seem a bit shifty. That enshrines a right to freedom of expression, but provides exceptions "for the protection of health or morals" which I guess would allow this law.

      Even in the US, it could be argued that this isn't censorship since you can choose not to be censored (and it could be argued that forcing someone to put their name down on a government list of Men Who Want To Look At Wimmen Nekkid to avoid the censorship is in itself a form of censorship - but that's for the courts to decide and not a random /. commenter)

    8. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      CanHasDIY doesn't know how to read. I quote my previous post - "The sole exception is broadcast TV/radio and that's only because the broadcast spectrum is visible to everyone (therefore the FCC restricts its use). Cable TV or radio is not censored. Nor the internet. Or books/newspapers." The Congress and its subordinate agencies are forbidden by the Superior law of the Constitution.

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    9. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Got examples in the last 2 decades where obscene content was censored by the U.S. Congress?

      Sure. The imprisonment of Max Hardcore.

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    10. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by Rolaulten · · Score: 1

      I feel I need to expand upon this for people who have not studied the Westminster System. Unlike the US or other countries with a written constitution the UK only has a set of prior laws passed by Parliament and a set of traditions to guide it - or in other words their is no document to define how the government works. Now as far as modern history is concerned Parliament has been supreme - that is to say that Parliament makes its own rules, the rules for the country, and no check exists upon them other then popular support with respect to elections. Now to the UK Human Rights Act - Parliament could do away with it overnight because it was enacted by an act of Parliament and Parliament can repeal its own acts, what stops them is tradition. As a side note I should note that Comparative Politics is my field of study, and this is a horribly succinct explanation of the UK's parliamentary powers.

    11. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      CanHasDIY doesn't know how to read.

      Wow, what a douchebaggy way to respond to someone that agrees with you... it must suck to know you personally.

      I quote my previous post...The Congress and its subordinate agencies are forbidden by the Superior law of the Constitution.

      OK, so why did you ask? Presumably so you could be a dickhead to anyone who fell for it?

      Well, lesson learned, then.

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    12. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by NeverSuchBefore · · Score: 1

      it could be argued that this isn't censorship since you can choose not to be censored

      Yeah, and if they decided to make the censorship mandatory, they could just say, "Well, you could avoid the censorship by moving out of the country!" I'm not sure I would buy those arguments...

      Either way, information is being censored (even if it's only temporary censorship which can be taken away by you calling).

    13. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by kraut · · Score: 1

      Parliament could repeal the human rights act, but we'd still be subject to the European Convention on Human Rights.

      Don't forget that the point of the HRA was to avoid the unedifying spectacle of the UK constantly losing human rights cases in the European Court. Much better to wash your dirty linen in domestic courts [the fact that the wife of the PM at the time is a human rights lawyer whose chambers have profited immensely from this is entirely coincidental. Honi soit qui mal y pense!]

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    14. Re:Glad this can't happen in the U.S. by DaleSwanson · · Score: 1

      Got examples in the last 2 decades where obscene content was censored by the U.S. Congress? I'm trying to think of some, but came up with nothing.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore#Prosecutions

      In 2007, Little and his company, Max World Entertainment, Inc., were indicted by the United States Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section with five counts of transporting obscene matter by use of an interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter, relating to five movies showing fisting, urination and vomiting. Little was subsequently found guilty on all charges, and sentenced to 46 months in prison. On appeal, the 11th Circuit Court in Atlanta, Georgia upheld the conviction, but remanded his sentence. Little began serving his sentence on January 29, 2009.

  10. Spot on, old beans! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Awesome! Lead the way into a free and unshackled future of- oh, wait... what?!

  11. I've got a better idea. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 2

    What to protect the children from the internet? Disconnect from it.
    Bam! No porn, no children being hurt, no annoying/expensive laws needed.

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    1. Re:I've got a better idea. by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      If only that were possible. I don't have kids in school but my impression is that public schools (in the U.S.) these days require kids to use the Web. I think keeping one's kids off the Net till they are 13 or so could be a sensible decision for some parents, but unfortunately the government officials who run the schools deny us that option.

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    2. Re:I've got a better idea. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's these new things called teachers who are supposed to be monitoring what you're doing.
      On top of that, public schools can easily filter their own traffic without effecting the entire population.

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    3. Re:I've got a better idea. by NeverSuchBefore · · Score: 1

      I don't even understand why we need to supervise them. What's wrong with porn? Seriously? I looked at porn magazines when I was a kid, but I didn't turn into some evil rapist pedophile. I don't even understand why some parents give a shit.

  12. Are you sure? by toxonix · · Score: 1

    Your about to look at boobies. Are you sure you want to see boobies? y/N: y Are you really sure? y/N: Y Absolutely, positively sure? y/N: YES GIVE ME TEH BOOBS ALREADY Please answer Yes or No. y/N: DIE IN A FIRE COCK

  13. Re:Great Idea by SJHillman · · Score: 3

    There are already protections in place - very similar to the most basic ones for alcohol that existed before the government had to regulate them. It's called "don't go to places where stuff is that you don't want to be around". Don't want to be around booze, stay out of bars and liquor stores. Don't want to be around porn, keep the default safe search on when you use Google and don't put naughtyasiantrannieswithanappetiteforexcrement.org in your address bar.

  14. Backwards by wisnoskij · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Should they not first prove that porn is harmful to children?

    And I thought that Europe was supposed to be less prudish then North America.

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    1. Re:Backwards by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      this is the UK. the UK is NOT EUROPE.

      even europeans don't want to be mixed in with the UK riffraff.

      sorry brits, but you truly have fallen. a once great culture, you have fallen so fully and completely.

      so sad.

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    2. Re:Backwards by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Particularly irritating is that the UK's comparatively sub-par language education makes it rather difficult to move to one of the parts of Europe in a better political state.

    3. Re:Backwards by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      OH, the UK might once of been important enough for a small country sized island group to be considered a continent but that is not true any longer.
      And besides it appears the UK is in Europe as far as academics are concerned (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe), but even more surprisingly Iceland is as well.

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    4. Re:Backwards by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There's always Canada.

  15. Yes, think of the children by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    If we protect them properly, the only thing the world will have to offer when they turn 18 is some kind of corporate sponsored police state.

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    1. Re:Yes, think of the children by Dan1701 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can tell that most of the comments on this posting are from outside the UK, because they all assume that the net filter will be effective. It will not. The UK has a long track record of egregious and laughable failure wherever any form of computing device is involved in government. The previous government spend twelve billion pounds (roughly $18 000 000 000 US) on a healthcare computer system which to date has not delivered ANY working product. Indeed this NHS computer system was so dire, so doomed to failure that one of the participant companies recently bought their way out of the original contract.

      UK ministers are computer-illiterate morons almost to a man. They are also utterly incapable of running a project successfully, and the companies which prey upon these dullards know this, expect it and exploit it. Any normal project will run via one of the many project management organisational systems, going from initiation through problem capture, solution design, build and implementation phases. Once out of problem capture phases, any good project manager will tell any interfering PHB that amendments to the project will be added to the wishlist for Project 2.0 and will not be acted upon at that time.

      This does not happen with most UK Government IT projects; ministerial interference is expected (and indeed hoped for) since it gives the outsourcing companies a very good excuse for why the project is not functioning and producing the expected deliverable. Interference also allows them to push up costs and milk the boondoggle for all it is worth before it gets canned. To summarise, there are companies in the UK which make a point of getting paid for not producing working results.

      To date in this parliament we have already had a proposal to build a vast Internet spying system to try to incriminate as many UK citizens as possible, whilst conspicuously ignoring such minor and unimportant inventions as Tor Onion routing and VPNs to neutral countries. Now we're getting another similar internet control scheme, once again conceived by utter morons and to be implemented by exploitative outsourcers. All this in the current economic climate, too.

      At present the UK has a structural deficit. It is spending more money per year than it can find in taxes, and is borrowing the remainder by selling bonds and by magicking more money into existence with quantitative easing. The main bank interest rate is being held at 0.5% to try to force people to spend rather than save, and none of these supposed remedies are working. The government is also deeply wedded to the EU project, despite this entity's slow and inevitable fiscal collapse, and seems to want to carry on feeding this beast too. The aforementioned spying projects can therefore be viewed as the actions of scared fools trying to do something, because they don't know how to solve the looming crisis that is about to hit them.

  16. Re:Great Idea by Rhapsody+Scarlet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, it is about time we protect our children and others who don't want to see this kind of stuff. Objectionable material should not be seen by minors and there are many others who prefer not to be subjected to this stuff.

    Fine by me too, but here's an idea: Why don't they opt-in?

    People who don't want to see 'objectionable material' or who don't want their children to see the same can opt-in to a filtering system, that ISPs are required to provide at no charge and notify all their customers of, and anyone who doesn't gets the same internet they always have, warts and all.

    Because you see, the internet is what it is. It has pornography, hate speech, and even illegal materials. Those are facts of life. But when I ask to get 'the internet', I want the internet, not some filtered subset of it. So the default should be an unfiltered connection, and those who want filtering should have to ask for it. I'm perfectly willing to make it easier for those who want filtering to have access to it, that is their choice. But it should be their responsibility to ask for such things, not my responsibility to ask for them to be removed.

    Also, should this 'opt-in' filtering come into effect on my ISP (Sky Broadband, I believe they haven't started yet, please inform me now if I'm mistaken because they haven't told me anything) then I am taking my 'opt-in' rights, and if someone should say "So you're opting-in to pornography then?" I tell them "No, I'm opting-out of your stupid, unnecessary filter that I did not ask for and do not need".

  17. Re:Filter everything that's not porn by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about the opposite? Filter everything that isn't porn.

    "And I believe that if they removed all the porn from the internet, there would only be one web page, and it would be "Bring back the porn!"

    I don't see the point in filtering that web page.

  18. Re:Great Idea by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it is about time we protect our children and others who don't want to see this kind of stuff.

    I don't want to read your ideas ever again.

    What do you think it's the correct behaviour:
    A - I stop reading you.
    B - I ask slashdot to block all your posts for everyone unless they opt-in.

  19. As if we even need to discuss by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

    If they're going to filter any pornography, I demand that they also filter words with the letter 'e' in them. They offend me greatly when written by other people, so to be safe it's best to just get rid of all of them.

    [Filtered]

    If going to any pornography, I that also words with in. by, so to it's to just rid of all of.

    1. Re:As if we even need to discuss by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Wow, your post is a hoot! But what about homonyms of words I can't say such as 'you'?

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  20. Re:Great Idea by 1s44c · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not something the Slashdot crowd wants to hear, but i like this idea. Really, it is about time we protect our children and others who don't want to see this kind of stuff. Objectionable material should not be seen by minors and there are many others who prefer not to be subjected to this stuff. Like cigarettes or alcohol, basic protections need to be put in place. Like it or not, this is the way the internet will go.

    You are missing the point because you are taking the politicals at their word.

    This isn't about blocking porn to protect children, it's about the government having a system to block anything they don't like the look of. Such things might include evidence of their own misdeeds or alternative political views. The UK government has been blocking newspapers from printing things they consider inconvenient for many years and they want the same power over the web.

  21. Re:Great Idea by Roger+Lindsjo · · Score: 2

    Disclaimer: Maybe I was trolled into this.
    Completely agree, we should protect the children from porn, tobacco, alcohol, violence, horrible pictures, tragic events, homicides, pictures of naked people, people kissing, everything you think is not good, everything I think is not good, and last, but possibly most important we need to protect them from stupid posts that think that the best way to grow children into responsible, thinking adults is to protect them from everything that tells them that life is not all pink colored, sugar coated happy endings.

  22. A very one-sided consultation by garyok · · Score: 2

    Reading the report, all parties consulted were either child protection special interest groups or the ISPs (whose arguments could be dismissed as just them trying to save money). No-one from any civil liberties groups were asked to testify. This is the archetype of the Nanny State infantilising its electorate. And would (as pointed out upthread) require people to sign into their ISP and enable personalised tracking of web browsing.

    Fuck that.

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  23. Children should not be online, by default by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Just take those British children offline, along with their funny spelling.

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  24. Dear MP technotards by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but I've got this.
    There are, at my disposal, many technological tools for censoring this or that content on my Internet connection. If I feel the need, I can make easily make it reasonably certain that nobody using that connection can see naked human naughty bits. Please butt out.

    1. Re:Dear MP technotards by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

      you're missing the point. They don't want you to control what you can see on the interwebs. They want them to control what you can see on the interwebs.

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  25. And the kids say.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Well there goes the instruction book.

    And the historians say: Look another version of fabricated guilt over things in nature.

    And the religious leaders say: Wonderful... more business

    And the underage geeks say: Dammit we're busted.

    And law enforcement say: Wonderful... more business.

    And the Catholic church sex abusers say: Thanks you god, we need sex ignorant children.

    And you say: ...

  26. Thanks for saving my kids, government! by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Now I can relax and leave my children to surf totally unsupervised, completely safe in the knowledge that there is no way that the curious inventiveness of technically literate young people can bypass the... eh, no son, that octopus-thing us just giving the nice lady a hug, in all her private places.

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  27. Didn't do you harm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the fact that you posting on slashdot is clear evidence that your mind was tainted at a young age.

  28. Re:Dear MP technotards (UK version) by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but I've got this.

    There are, at my disposal, many technological [censored] for censoring this or that content on my Internet connection. If I feel the need, I can make easily make it reasonably certain that nobody using that connection can see [censored] human naughty bits. Please [censored] out.

    You know they are not going to draw the line at a sensible point, right?

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  29. Re:Great Idea by forkfail · · Score: 1

    I'm offended by your post because it attempts to infringe on my rights of free speech.

    I think that your ISP should track you down and shut down your service. And that you should be watch listed so that no other ISP can provide you service.

    That's the internet you want?

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  30. Cue the fees in 3...2..1... by JigJag · · Score: 2

    Knowing what the brits are capable of inventing to legally steal money (congestion charge anyone?), I give it 2 years before the activation for adult content is a privilege you must pay for.

    JigJag

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    1. Re:Cue the fees in 3...2..1... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The congestion fee isn't stealing any money. There is absolutely nothing prohibiting people from taking alternative transport to or from work beyond a person's own unwillingness to utilize it.

    2. Re:Cue the fees in 3...2..1... by JigJag · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely nothing prohibiting people from taking alternative transport to or from work beyond a person's own unwillingness to utilize it.

      true, but it is not a valid answer to:

      The congestion fee isn't stealing any money

      Inventing ways to charge people out of thin air is stealing money, even if it's legally approved. Just like paying a license to own a pet, parking on your own driveway, gathering in a park for BBQ, etc. Those last 3 examples, believe it or not, are what Torontonians have to pay for, so my rant equally applies to Canada as it does to the UK (which it unfortunately closely emulates). In fact, I see the process as follows:

      UK Lord #1: What are people loving so much that they are willing to pay for it?
      UK Lord #2: (give a random answer like 'driving to town', 'wearing a hoodie for privacy', 'seeking adult content online', ....)
      UK Lord #1: Right! Let's impose a new fee or a license so they can continue to do it!
      UK Lord #2: Easy money!

      That's legally stealing money in my book.

      JigJag

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  31. Politicians and the Printing Press. by forkfail · · Score: 1

    Politicians conflate the printing press with what it prints when it comes to the internet.

    And perhaps intentionally.

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  32. Duckhouses, Moats and, err, Porn by phonewebcam · · Score: 2

    Clearly these British MP's can all be trusted and have no ulterior motive for such censorship. Why, if they'd had their way, we'd never know about the great corruption exposure of the summer of 2009 where MP's from every party were variously fiddling their duck houses, moats and yes, even the noble Home Secretary was at it fiddling her (yes, her!) porn.

    That's the thing about censorship and control freakery. You have to trust the people doing it 100% or you are screwed.

  33. Ban Bullshit by kawabago · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to silence all politicians!

  34. Re:Great Idea by Bigby · · Score: 2

    What will fall under the "basic protections" in 10 years?

  35. They have already been exposed by tmosley · · Score: 1

    So? Kids have had access to all manner of internet smut for ages now. So what effects has this had? I don't see any myself.

    Maybe we don't need to go to extraordinary lengths to shelter our children from reality. It need not be any different than them seeing people using drugs, drinking alcohol, or being unspeakably violent toward each other on the television. Just sit them down and explain to them that such things are very fun for adults, but they are not for children.

    But that is just me, speaking from experience. Treat a person of any age like a child, they will behave like a child, treat someone like an adult, they will behave like an adult. Of course, there must be boundaries set when dealing with children, especially younger children, but overall, 11-12 is old enough to treat someone in this way, and you SHOULD be treating them that way by 13-14 under any circumstances, as the child will do what he wants in any event at that age, but if you still treat them like a little kid, they will just resent you and hide things from you.

    1. Re:They have already been exposed by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's just you.

      A 13 year old does not have the same level of emotional and intellectual maturity as a person ten years older. While certainly all the potential is there, they simply lack the life experience and wisdom to be able to, at least consistently, make smarter life choices.

      I'm not suggesting that kids should not be allowed to think for themselves, but really... there's always going to be a limit to this. To be fair, however, I know people who are in their forties that still haven't learned how to make mature decisions for themselves either, so it really isn't always tied to simple chronological age, but more to actual life experience. I only suggest that people who haven't been on the planet for as long are considerably less likely to have acquired that amount of life experience than those that have been around longer. We rather arbitrarily draw the line for this at around age 18 or 19, only because we have to draw it somewhere... and it doesn't seem to me to be a bad choice.

    2. Re:They have already been exposed by tmosley · · Score: 1

      So the best way for them to gain wisdom and life experience is to shelter them and deny them life experience?

      This is the logic of the majority of parents, and has been since victorian prudishness was forced upon the world.

    3. Re:They have already been exposed by NeverSuchBefore · · Score: 1

      Where's their evidence that any of these things are harmful to children, anyway? Video games, pornography... they certainly don't seem to have harmed me. Or millions of other kids who play video games every day, and probably have stumbled upon porn.

      But it's okay. Just throw out new laws without any evidence. Obviously children can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality, even if it's plainly obvious and/or their parents took five minutes to explain the difference.

  36. A modest proposal by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea for the politicians out there: if parents are unable or unwilling to monitor and regulate the behavior of their children, IT IS NOT THE JOB OF GOVERNMENT TO DO IT FOR THEM. When an army of porn-addled youngsters starts rioting in the streets, then maybe we should consider drastic measures. In the meantime, please stop couching every idiotic bit of nanny state nonsense in terms of protecting the poor defenseless children.

  37. Another silly censorship idea from UK Gov by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that MPs are a bunch of morons who have no idea how the Internet works even when it is explained to them?

    Here's a few examples:
    Little Jimmys parents object to porn, but little Jimmy wishes to view some, so he gets his mobile phone and wanders round till he finds an open wireless connection, which won't block downloads to his mobile even though he hasn't done the proof of age thing with the mobile operator. He then downloads porn and starts to masturbate happily. Or he goes round to his friends house, where porn is not blocked, and does the same thing. Or.....

    the list of bypasses is endless.

    On a different subject, in order for it to work, the ISPs will presumably be operating a site blacklist which can be easily extended to cover other sites the government doesn't approve of. Lo and behold you now have the Great Firewall of the United Kingdom.

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    1. Re:Another silly censorship idea from UK Gov by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Nothing you can do with the internet will break what you can do with sneakernet.

      I guess it might stop the stupid from getting access to porn, that's not necessarily a bad thing. It might encourage those with the smarts to get around the blocks to entrepreneurially start exploiting the stupid who can't get pron on their own. That's a good thing, isn't it - encouraging small businesses?

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  38. They have a history of burning them in the UK, too by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Interesting
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  39. Questions to the Prime Minister: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Would the Prime Minister admit that he opted in for adult content on the internet connection at Number 10? And would the Prime Minister further agree that he's as much a hoary old stoat as any of those involved in the Profumo Affair?"

  40. Re:Great Idea by Dan+Dankleton · · Score: 2

    The UK government has been blocking newspapers from printing things they consider inconvenient for many years and they want the same power over the web.

    I assume you mean DA-Notices?
    These don't actually block a newspaper from publishing anything - they basically say "Dear editor, be an awfully good chap and don't publish that."
    Of course, you could be talking about the super-mega-injunctions which anyone can get (provided they can afford the right law firm) to stifle inconvenient facts from being published. And as Ryan Giggs knows, those are really effective.

  41. Re:NetSplit by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Piss off. When I create "content," I don't want to even think about having to make it "safe for children," or what not. It is what it is, and I'm not going to submit every piece of my drivel to some "board of nannies" so that they can determine that what I've written is too graphic, too ribald, or somehow "unsafe."

    In Fact, Kindly Fuck off.
    There. Is it inappropriate for Children yet, or do I need a few more?

  42. Re:Great Idea by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Objectionable material should not be seen by minors

    I am able to object to censorship. Therefore, censorship is obejectionable. By your reasoning, censorship should not be seen by minors.

    Like cigarettes or alcohol, basic protections need to be put in place.

    I agree, we need basic protections against censorship.

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  43. Re:Great Idea by N.+Criss · · Score: 1

    "Sugar coated happy endings" will also be filtered, of course.

  44. Re:Great Idea by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    I'm at work, so I can't actually check the domain, but I'm guessing there's a Rule 35 opportunity lurking here (if it doesn't exist, it must be created).

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  45. Again VPN/Proxy/Tor by Boricua1213 · · Score: 1

    Kids aren't stupid. If they want to view porn they'll find a way. VPN/Proxies/Tor can be used to circumvent the filter. When will the morons in gov't see, that trying to control the Internet is futile? The masses do not want to be controlled. And when riots bad things happen. Remember the riots in the UK? More shit like this, will cause the people's anger to be showcased on the streets.

  46. Re:Great Idea by dskoll · · Score: 2

    What is "objectionable"? I have kids and I don't really have a problem with them seeing pictures of naked people or even people having sex as long as it's not degrading or exploitative. On the other hand, I find much of the content on public TV (violent shows, for example) quite objectionable.

    I think parents should decide for themselves what is "objectionable" and what isn't.

  47. Re:Great Idea by Chelloveck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't want anyone else to read your ideas ever again.

    What do you think it's the correct behaviour:
    A - I stop reading you.
    B - I ask slashdot to block all your posts for everyone unless they opt-in.

    FTFY. This is really the issue at hand. It's not that the people proposing the law don't want to see porn, it's that they don't want anyone else seeing it. Err, I mean, they don't want the children to see it. Adults should have the right to, of course. Just opt-in by putting your name on this list titled "Probable Sex Offenders" and you can look at your porn again. You perv.

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  48. So Sharia compliant net it is, then. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Awesome. Let's outlaw webcams while we're at it. And since this is the UK, let's require a paid licence for every computer.

  49. Progressive Great Britian by jweller13 · · Score: 1

    I've typically thought of Great Britain as being, relative to the US, very progressive in the spirit of other typical European social democracies. However their government often surprises me with some of the policies put in place, invasions of privacy which in the US citizens would not stand and be up in arms over. The 24/7 camera monitoring on the streets is one thing that comes to mind. And if you listen to Pat Condell on Youtube you'd think the place was almost becoming a police state.

  50. Morons who don't understand technology! by kheldan · · Score: 1

    When are these idiot politicians going to get it through their thick skulls that filtering software doesn't work!

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  51. Think of the children by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

    And nothing else, ever. Especially the unbreakable, distopian police state they will inherit.

  52. T.R.O.L..L. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Read the first letter of each sentence in the parent post

    1. Re:T.R.O.L..L. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      . . . I'm not usually one for feeding the trolls, but that sir, was magnificent.

  53. Talk about Government for Sale by davexilla · · Score: 1

    I want to know, who of "the people" are asking for these censorship laws? There must be droves of citizens from somewhere demanding internet censorship and curbing of their own civil liberties.. pppfpffffff.. talk about government for sale!

  54. Re:Great Idea by deciduousness · · Score: 1

    How the hell do people "stumble" into information/pictures that they don't want to see? I go all day every day at work and manage not to bring up a single porn site or questionable image with zero filtering.

  55. Other "adult" activities by Stoo · · Score: 1

    Age to vote in the UK is 18.
    Age of consent in the UK is 16.

    So surely this means voting should be considered even more of an adult activity, and therefore all political sites blocked until the user is of suitable age.

    1. Re:Other "adult" activities by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      The difference between sex and politics is learning about politics does not make you want to participate in it.

      And if it does, you are one sick fuck.

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  56. Not by default, please by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Setting a country wide proxy (or something like OpenDNS's filtering) and giving instructions to how to use to it, and give ISPs ways to set it up for customers that ask for it. Then.massively promote it, give it for free, but must be user choice to use it.

    Pushing a censor everywhere, in the other hand, won't solve the problem (will be easy ways to evade it), will create new problems, and opens the door to censor a lot more than specifically porn (at least, the one that meant to be, not like i.e. art, or health topics that are usually blocked as it) for children.

  57. Re:Great Idea by NeverSuchBefore · · Score: 1

    "Objectionable material," eh? Then I propose that we make all religious websites opt-in! They can be very damaging to a young person's mind...

  58. Negative feedback loops. by barv · · Score: 1

    Its not about porn or copyright.

    It's all about controlling the media to "transform" public opinion.

    In engineering a "controller" needs an output sensor and a transforming procedure. So a float valve in a water trough turns the tap on when the float sinks or turns it off when it rises.

    In this instance, The output sensor (public opinion surveys) is used to calculate a transforming feedback (censorship) which will move public opinion in a desired direction.

    Any reasonably proficient computer engineer who wanted could produce a fairly simple home modem attachment that would censor porn sites. Our politicians would much prefer to have a mechanism in place that could be easily modified to censor negative information about themselves.

  59. Awesome Sci Fi by barv · · Score: 1

    Just started reading the story. It wasn't idiot Gore or burners lee who invented the Internet, it was Murray Leinster in 1946.

  60. Re:Great Idea by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

    That's the point. They're ineffective at the moment because the Internet is uncontrolled. So the Internet must be controlled.

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  61. subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    I didn't think anyone could out-stupid American politicians, but by god you guys are trying.

    1. Re:subject by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that there's a secret Stupid Politician award that we don't hear about and all of these people are vying to win the prize. Who will get it this year? The folks who voted to let teachers highlight Evolution's "flaws", the UK folks who want to kiddie-proof the entire Internet, or the politician who called public opposition to CISPA "turbulence on the way down to landing"?

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  62. Let's not start worrying yet by naich · · Score: 2

    This is just a report from a parliamentary inquiry and is not being proposed as a new law. Personally, I can't see it making it through the system even if it does get proposed at some point. There are many more important things that are actually in the process of being made law that we should concentrate on.

  63. Re:Great Idea by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    I assume you mean DA-Notices?

    These don't actually block a newspaper from publishing anything - they basically say "Dear editor, be an awfully good chap and don't publish that."

    So why don't any newspapers publish things covered by DA-Notices? Because although they are not a legal injunction they are a threat of some kind of retaliation should the newspaper disobey. To use your analogy it's like a mugger holding a knife to your throat, pointing a machine gun at your testicles, and politely asking "Please be an awfully good chap and drop your wallet on the floor".

    These notices are issued by the same people who want total control over what the public can read on the internet and may or may not be the same people involved in the shadowy IWF.

  64. Cencerorship by cscoot03 · · Score: 1

    I can agree to censorship with abusive words (swearing) & porn. The web is needed for information but this doesn't seem to be working correctly. Porn, my goodness the world is already over-populated sending the Earth into a tail-spin & porn does only one thing, create trouble. It's a bodily function, so why porn to expand into difficulties which in both cases, is trouble.

  65. Re:Great Idea by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    FTFY. This is really the issue at hand. It's not that the people proposing the law don't want to see porn, it's that they don't want anyone else seeing it

    Actually, they don't want anyone seeing websites that are on a list (which is often kept secret), many of which are porn sites, but some of which are political sites, anti-abortion sites, sites which might accept user content and so are part-porn, part not, etc.

  66. This is impossible. by twistofsin · · Score: 1

    As someone who successfully obtained porn when I was restricted to dialing up to my local BBS, ISP, and even AOL as a teen I know there were many ways to share porn.

    Even if there is no way for it to show up on a search engine and you can't dedicate a website to it the kids on this network will still find a way to distribute porn to each other.