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Massive Methane Release In the Arctic Region

Taco Cowboy writes "Arctic methane release is a well recorded phenomenon. Methane stored in both permafrost (which is melting) and methane hydrates (methane trapped in marine reservoirs) are vulnerable to being released into the atmosphere as the planet warms. However, researchers who are trying to map atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations on a global basis have discovered that the amount of methane emissions in the Arctic region do not total up. Further research revealed that significant amounts of methane releases came from the Arctic ocean (abstract) — as much as 2 milligrams of the gas is released per square meter of ocean, each day — presumably by marine bacteria surviving in low-nutrient environments."

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  1. It has to be... by show+me+altoids · · Score: 2, Funny

    Algae farts!

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    1. Re:It has to be... by don+depresor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not algae, Chtulhu farts!!!

    2. Re:It has to be... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
      Let's see:
      Red Sox wins World Series (2004 and 2007): check
      Duke Nukem Forever released (2011): check
      Dick Clark dies (2012): check
      Antarctica releases methane gases (2012): check

      The Mayans were right!

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  2. Re:rot by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure. Grant money is the sole motivator of all scientific endeavor. All that cash must be the reason why all scientists are driving around in their shiny Ferraris, two bitches alternatingly sucking their cocks all the time, while snorting coke from the dashboard. Or something like that. Fascinating to see how the "poisoning the well" smear campaign by the usual conservative think tanks permeates the debate these days.

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  3. Wait, wait, wait... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 5, Funny

    'News' about global warming... AGAIN??

    When do we stop chasing that ghost and get over it? Really...
    The big freeze, acid rain, a gap in the ozon layer, and now this witch hunt. *sigh*
    Can we, for the sake of Cowboy Neal, just stop doing this, get real and do some real science?

    It all sounds like:
    Sir Bedevere: What makes you think there is global warming?
    Peasant: Well, the global warming turned me into a newt!
    Sir Bedevere: A newt?
    Peasant: -meekly- ... I got better.
    Crowd: (shouts) Stop driving your car anyway!!!

    Zjeeeez...

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