Opus Dei To Hunt Down Vatican Whistle-Blowers

First time accepted submitter Aguazul2 writes "In a familiar story relocated into the bizarre world of the Vatican, a whistle-blower who brought to light excessive overpayments on contracts to friendly suppliers was sent to the USA as punishment, and further sources of leaks are now being hunted down by a crack team headed by an 82-year old Opus Dei cardinal. It's just like Wikileaks, only with parchment and quills — probably."

Comments

First order from the Cardinal:

[Fned]

"Round up all the choir boys, we need to probe them to see if they've ever leaked."