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German Science Minister Faces Plagiarism Scandal

An anonymous reader writes "Germany's minister for science and education, Annette Schavan, faces allegations that substantial parts of her PhD thesis have been copied without proper attribution. According to the Wordpress blog that brought up the accusations(German), 56 out of 325 pages of her thesis contain instances of plagiarism. Schavan is the same minister who called an earlier instance of plagiarism by the former German defense minister to be 'embarrassing.'"

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  1. And in other news by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Politics tends to attract lying hypocrites. Maybe at this stage its a self fulfilling prophecy, everyone thinks politicians are lying greedy people, so only lying greedy people apply for the job. Perhaps if we all started talking about how politicians are upright and honourable it might give them something to aim for.

    1. Re:And in other news by Certhas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's cynicism dressed as realism. The plagiarism in question seems mild and perfectly explainable by honest mistakes. Which was absolutely NOT the case for von Guttenberg, the case she called embarrassing.

      Not a fan of her policies, but it's ridiculous to hold politicians to absurdly high standards and react with cynicism when they fail them. That's not the way towards better politics and politicians.

    2. Re:And in other news by Fusselwurm · · Score: 2

      Don't know.
      There are upright and honourable people in politics. There's black sheep, like everywhere, and maybe politics has more than its fair share of them.

      But seeing how the media turn and twist every word you utter, and publish them again completely out of context, I imagine it's difficult to be upright and straightforward.

      By the way, in Germany the Pirate Party is very big, at least in the news, these days. Most of them, even those that are in the spotlight, are political amateurs. As such, they dont all always talk ... cautiously with media (also, a lot of the political discussion happens in public fora etc). Recently, news show "Die Tagesschau" made my day when they quoted a party member saying something like "all parties contain 10% idiots". Never before had I heard the rather profane word "idiot" in that show. And I fear I wont hear it again soon ;)

    3. Re:And in other news by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is what they do to themselves. Any sign of weakness by one is immediately pounced upon by the others, desperate to destroy an opponent or rival, little realising that they will receive as little mercy in return when their time comes. A compromised politician lashes around like a dying octopus trying to grab others for support who in turn desperately try to shrug them off to avoid being dragged down with them...

      It's actually quite beautiful in a Dawinian kind of way, though the creature that will be the end-product of this selection process will almost certainly be a true horror of conscienceless manipulation.

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    4. Re:And in other news by Stormlight · · Score: 3, Funny

      Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek.

      Kimono

    5. Re:And in other news by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Kangaroo.
      Sangaku.
      Michigan.

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    6. Re:And in other news by worf_mo · · Score: 2

      The quotes above (GP's, P's, and mine) are from the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

    7. Re:And in other news by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      It isn't just politicians. One of my co-workers (now retired) had a poster on his office wall that read "if you copy one work, it's plagairism. If you coipy a whole lot of them, it's research".

  2. Her Apology by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Funny

    When asked for comment, she responded, "Der Vorwurf, meine Doktorarbeit sei ein Plagiat, ist abstrus." ("The accusation that my doctoral work was plagiarism is abstruse!")

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    1. Re:Her Apology by snowgirl · · Score: 2

      So she doesn't deny it.

      I know jokes lose their meaning once they're explained... but maybe a hint will help?

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    2. Re:Her Apology by moronoxyd · · Score: 2

      Well, you should not translate the German 'abstrus' with 'abstruse'. Used in this sentence, the translation would be 'absurd'.

      So she is denying the claim, if a bit weakly.

      BTW, if you want to translate single words or short phrases from English into German or vice versa, I suggest using leo.org: http://dict.leo.org/ende?lang=en&lp=ende&search=

      This offers several possible translations instead of just one that may not be the right one for the given context.

  3. It's more about how to quote correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What they found in her thesis is that she rightly referenced the authors she quoted word for word, but didn't reference the authors again in following sentences that were in relation to those first quotes in 56 cases.

    1. Re:It's more about how to quote correctly by dvdkhlng · · Score: 2

      What they found in her thesis is that she rightly referenced the authors she quoted word for word, but didn't reference the authors again in following sentences that were in relation to those first quotes in 56 cases.

      No, what they found is that she copied other author's text including footnotes. At other places she reformatted in-line references of the original into footnotes of her text. Whether she copied the text literally or not; if you copy references&footnotes, keeping the original order and semantics, it's pretty clear that you didn't think of your own. I don't think reformulating and reformatting skills entitle you to a PhD.

  4. Well, lets keep fair for a while and look at facts by w4rl5ck · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. there has not yet been any scientific peer review of the claims. It's all unproven and should be treated as such

    2. the thesis was written in 1980. This is quite a different area regarding both scientific citation rules as well as the abililty to "copy+paste" in today's sense.

    Using ideas and deriving information from former work is not unusual, and from what I have read in analyses of the analyses, it's quite unclear how much of these so-called plagiarized pages will really be named as such by a university committee (that will most likely be instantiated).

    Also worth to mention that the thesis (for all 350 pages!) received an scl grade.

  5. It's plagiarism by fedt · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://schavanplag.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/plagiatsdokumentation_schavan_020512.pdf

    Starting at page 7 is where it gets good...and definitely not explainable. It reminds me of the elementary school "We have zero tolerance for plagiarism. It's easy not to plagiarize! Change some verb forms, add a few prepositions, and reposition clauses!"

    1. Re:It's plagiarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems to me that plenty of this is perfectly explainable by failed bookkeeping in the notes. I mean, this is a thesis from pre electronic times. Quite possibly this could come about by making handwritten notes while reviewing a text, and later misstaking text that was copied for your own summary of what was written. Which also explains the minor variations that appear. They are of the kind of stylistic alterations you would make when copying your own text, not when trying to change the style to avoid being caught plagiarizing.

      In all cases the texts that were plagiarized were also marked, though decidedly insufficiently. Hence the category Bauernopfer. It bears explanation, absolutely, possibly also a revision of the text, to clearly mark the authorship where apropriate.

      But it affects a very small fraction of the text in her dissertation, another marked difference to von Guttenberg. How severe this is is hard to judge. In particular for a non-expert it's not easy to tell quickly how much this impacts the original contribution in the dissertation. In either case, by what we can see so far it's in a completely different League from the von Guttenberg case.

  6. german politics by Tom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What american readers probably don't know is how much politics and politicians have changed during the past 20 or so years.

    Initially, the "new" West Germany after WW2 had a functional (not without faults, but functional) representative democracy. People with vision, connections and public support would rise to power. We didn't have the pseudo-aristocratic US system of clans and super-rich. In fact, none of the chancellors were very wealthy.

    Then, the political elite started to close and shut out insiders. The majority of the people in positions of power today are career politicians, people who have worked a small part of their lives - if at all - outside of their political parties.
    For all the flaws they had, the old guard was a different kind of human. They were sometimes arrogant, often egomaniac, but they were in it for their vision of the future, not for the paycheck and the nice kickbacks from the lobbyists.

    Our current government is just the worst of that kind. It has no vision whatsoever, no plan whatsoever and is purely reactive. We have satire magazines commenting the current political theatre with sentences like "sometimes I wonder why we are even doing satire anymore". You could take some of their talks straight from the protocol of the Bundestag (our parliament) and if you published it in a humor magazine, you'd love about it and applaud the author on a brilliant piece of mockery - except that they're serious.

    There was indeed a former minister and hopeful to be next chancellor, a "superstar" of politics (which, these days, is about the same as being the winner of "Britain's Got Talent" or "American Idol") who had to drop out of politics because his Ph.D. was basically fraudulent. The affair damaged on of the most respected academics in his field, who had fallen for the young man's charm and trickery and issued the Ph.D. to him.

    What was most telling, however, was how the political elite dealt with it. Basically, the MOTD was that it's not a big deal. Only massive and sustained public pressure finally made them carve in, one by one, until the guy had to step down.
    These are the people who want to lock you away for 5 years for downloading a DVD. "Shame" was the rallying cry at some demonstrations asking for the guy to step down.

    Oh yeah, did I mention that he tried a comeback earlier this year? The political class mostly welcomed him back. The public didn't. He went away again. I have no doubt he'll be back.

    Yes, shameless about sums up the assholes that currently rule us. And it doesn't matter which party.

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    1. Re:german politics by nairolF · · Score: 2

      I haven't posted on /. for years (though I've been reading it...), but I simply wanted to share this. I was recently at a conference (attending mostly by academics who have been funded/supported by Germany) where Schavan gave a speech. It was utterly horrible: pompous, pretentious and condescending, half the sentences were grammatically correct but devoid of information, the other half contained mostly bullshit, wild hyperbole designed to sound grand, and misinformation. I was literally writhing in my seat in agony. The speech was surely impossible to satirize. Even the late, great Loriot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicco_von_B%C3%BClow) couldn't beat this speech. Anyway, now it looks like she, too, may have plagiarized her PhD. Call me vindictive, but I really hope this pans out...

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  7. Holding PhD candidates to high standards ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... but it's ridiculous to hold politicians to absurdly high standards and react with cynicism when they fail them ...

    Politicians? Isn't this really the case of holding a PhD candidate to a really high standard?

  8. Re:Well, lets keep fair for a while and look at fa by Tom · · Score: 2

    1.) The method used to find the unattributed quotations is using a strong peer-review system. It's not the same thing as scientific peer-review, because it's not an experimental science but a document review. It has proven unassailable in previous cases.

    2.) The basic rules broken here haven't changed. This is not a matter of how to quote your source, but that you need to list your source. The claim is that she has copied whole passages from other sources without indicating that fact, passing the text off as her own instead.

    The problem is and never has been using ideas and deriving information from other sources. Much of science is about that. The problem is the wholesale verbatim lifting of entire passages (allowed) without marking them as quotes (not allowed).

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  9. Re:Erste by Sique · · Score: 2

    The information are free, and Mrs. Schavan was free to cite them. But plagiarism means something completely different: claiming free information as the own effort.

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  10. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it's getting harder and harder these days to finish a major thesis without actually adopting (copying?) ideas from online sources

    Remove the word "online" from that sentence and it apply it to any given time.

    Unless you keep a very detailed log of at what date and time you visited which site and what information interested you and who is the author of that article

    Yes, this is exactly what you do.

  11. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Cenan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not defending Ms. Annette Schavan nor condoning what she did, but I gotta say that it's getting harder and harder these days to finish a major thesis without actually adopting (copying?) ideas from online sources

    And regarding "Attribution" --- Unless you keep a very detailed log of at what date and time you visited which site and what information interested you and who is the author of that article, it is very hard to keep tract of what you've copied from whom and where you've copied it from

    Being hard is no excuse for not doing it. Keeping track of your sources is not a huge task, since the information most often is available right in front of you when you're reading someones work already.

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  12. Re:us politics the same by moronoxyd · · Score: 2

    pseudo-aristocratic clans:
    How many members of the Kennedy family did hold office?
    How many members of the Bush family did or do hold office?

    I'm sure that on closer inspection only a small fraction of US politicians could be labeled as belonging to such a 'clan', but those families tend to be quite visible.

    And many (once again: not all) people who run for offices like the president tend to be rather wealthy or at least very well connected. Current example is obviously Mitt Romney.

  13. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a simple rule. Either you came up with an idea yourself, in which case you need to show all reasoning steps and all experimental tests you performed, or you didn't, in which case you need to cite it. If you can remember enough to reproduce every step of someone else's work without referring to the original paper, but can't remember the paper you read it in, then you've got a very unusual mind.

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  14. Re:Well, lets keep fair for a while and look at fa by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For all what it's worth, the attitude towards plagiarism was far stricter in the 80ies than it is today. I've studied in the nineties and I'm pretty sure that any student who got caught even just cheating in one exam at my universities (Tuebingen and HU Berlin) would have been dragged in front of an honor comission and expelled from university. Although officially the rules have not changed, I'm not so sure this would happen nowadays.

    Another big difference is that in the 80ies it was demanded and accepted that you have to read all significant literature without any exception in a doctoral thesis. If you weren't able to do that your topic was too broad. Formally, this requirement is still in place, but I don't think that anybody thinks it can be taken seriously nowadays, as the amount of literature has exploded.

    To cut a long story short, even "just" paraphrasing a few pages without mentioning the origin is not allowed today and was unthinkable in the 80ies, and since you weren't able to make copy&paste errors showing that there was intention to plagiarize is much easier in that time period.

    To cut a long story short: Yes, we shouldn't judge her prematurely, but if there is any passage longer than a paragraph in her thesis that has been copied, then there can be no doubt that she intentionally plagiarized and the time period only makes things worse.

    The real problem is that it's pretty clear that the politicians who have been caught didn't actually write their thesis, but paid a ghostwriter for doing it. Guttenberg is the best example, he inadvertantly revealed at press conferences that he didn't have a clue what was in his own thesis! These people are crooks and imposters and have no place in politics. (The ghostwriters couldn't talk even if they wanted to, because their acts likely fall under criminal law and their principals would, of course, do everything to stab them in their back.)

  15. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by khipu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A thesis is about describing your own, original, significant ideas and contributions to science. If you don't remember whether something is your own contribution or whether you saw it on a web page somewhere, it's probably not significant enough to put into a thesis in the first place.

  16. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Ragzouken · · Score: 2

    Is it really that unusual to be able to remember the details of something without remembering the details of where you learnt it?

  17. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    [raises hand]

    Many moons ago (almost a whole yonk) I could remember fragments of a poem, but not its name. Couldn't find it in bookstores, nobody I asked (including som Eng Lit grads) had heard of it [1]. I wondered if I'd made it up, perhaps as a school exercise - today's homework is to write a poem in the style of ... - or if I was just a bit barmy.

    Then I was at a party, in a house I'd never been to before. I picked a book of poetry off a shelf and not only was the poem in it, there was a marker in the exact page.

    I also find I get confused about whether I saw something on TV or read it, and sometimes which language I read it in. I occasionally don't notice if words are upside down.

    tl;dr version: stuff gets in my head sometimes and I have no idea how it got there.

    [1] Brin & Page were still in short trousers.

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  18. Doesn't seem like anything serious to me by Peter+H.S. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember that this was written in 1980 probably using at typewriter handwritten notes. It was an absolute nightmare in those days to keep track of sources with small paper cards or notebooks (notebook as in paper notebook).

    Errors in major academic works when it came to sources was probably more common in those days, simply because of manual errors in handling stacks of paper-notes. As a rule you will also find far fewer foot-notes in works before electronic word-processing became common, because the workload associated with the footnotes was so high. It was much more acceptable to give general source notes for a chapter instead of placing a foot-note after each paragraph.

    I haven't looked at all the claims of plagiarism, but those I have seen seems very minor, like she could have quoted a source from page 14 instead of page 15. Most of claims seems very vague or downright wrong, like claiming 1-2 citations per paragraph is plagiarism when paraphrasing. That is simply absurd.

    I haven't seen even one example of substantial plagiarism in the dissertation, in fact, looking at the very few accusations they call "exceptional" all I see is errors likely to be caused by simple mistakes, or outright absurd claims because her accuser doesn't seem to know that paraphrasing with full sources given, is an acceptable and useful academic tool. It is, and especially was, acceptable to paraphrase eg. an academic theory by stating the source used once, instead of after each and every paragraph.

    I don't see any pattern of cheating. Her foot-notes are plentiful, she seems to have both read and understood the cited works, the paragraphs allegedly quoted without sources seems more like trivial error than cheating because they seem to contain banal information, not her conclusions. Most of the rest of the accusations seems to bickering about citation standards. Of course, one can discuss when a paragraph should be a direct citation or how much word changing is necessary to call it a paraphrase, but as long as full sources are given for that paragraph (which she seems to do) so that no one can be in doubt where the informations stems from, it is way over the top to bring forth accusations of plagiarism.
    There is simply no comparison to former defence minister "Guttenberg"'s wholesale copy-paste cheating (I doubt he even wrote a single word of it, he probably paid a hack to do it for him).

    1. Re:Doesn't seem like anything serious to me by supercrisp · · Score: 2

      I was a student in those days. Yes, it might have been more difficult to keep track of paper. May have been; I'm not actually ready to concede that, as I had no trouble with my paper notes. We could talk about the f-ing typewriter, and how I always failed to notice I'd reached the end of the page and typed a solid black band.... But if I did concede that shuffling paper was somehow harder than shuffling computer files, I would say that such difficulty was minimized by the fact that there was far less material available to research and therefore we were held to a lower standard for number of sources and completeness of the field. Not only was it impossible to get material from major databases online, as there was no online really, but also physical delivery of books and articles was slower, more cumbersome, more expensive (at least as experienced by students and faculty). It was much more common to buy more books and to pirate more articles (via photocopy) than is necessary today. At any rate, the lowered expectations caused by lack of availability of material, and just a general dearth of the stuff (research has taken off in many fields since then), you had to do less reading. So there was less to keep track of. At any rate my dissertation contains about 2.5x as many items in its bibliography than do comparable dissertations in the same field that were written at the 70s and 80s. (Also way more words: professors haven't adapted to the fact that a typed page was about 125-150 words and a laser-printed page is 350+ words, so they still say "give me a 35-page chapter.....")

  19. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by deroby · · Score: 2

    Weird.
    I'd rather think that if you can remember the source of everything you know YOU got a very unusual mind.

    In my case I tend to remember the gist of things, usually just enough to (somewhat) reconstruct the entire subject, but fluff like where it came from, who wrote it, what form or language it was in etc. gets filtered out over time... That said, sometimes I can link two items knowing they came from the same source but I'd still have no clue what that source might have been...

    YMMV, but I'd be careful about generalising how peoples mind work and/or how they use it.

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  20. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the hard part is that certain clinicly insane lecturers set the bar insanely low like 5 words in a row.

    If you read a book and then a year later write something on the subject it's exceptionally easy to use a 5 word phrasing from the book without realising that you're quoting it or even realising that that's where you learned the fact. You then cite some other source with the same facts perfectly innocently.

  21. Re:Well, lets keep fair for a while and look at fa by worf_mo · · Score: 2
  22. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course that's casual memory and not research. Research is supposed to be documented.

  23. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by AlecC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is unusual to copy it verbatim, or nearly so, without knowing what you copied it from. If you copy, you have a duty to attribute. Even if you are only copying into your notes, you should copy the attribution in case you put it into a paper. Both out of respect for the original author, and for readers of your paper who may legitimately ask how you knew what you state. We don't want scientific papers where the answer to "how did you know that?" is "I read it on the web somewhere".

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  24. Real world vs. Utopia by captainpanic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Meh. The law was not written for such minor issues. You're right that it's plagiarism, and even a scientific mistake. And in all fairness, the opponents should have picked up on this during her PhD defense. But that's utopia. In the real world, there are hundreds of PhD defenses every day in Germany, and I'm sure that in the stress to finish the PhD, almost all of them make minor mistakes like this... and none of the opponents ever read the entire booklet anyway. And unless you become a minister in Germany, all these PhD booklets disappear into a drawer, or become a support for a computer monitor.

    The source was mentioned, so it is not theft or real plagiarism. It's just a mistake. This has nothing to do with plagiarism, and everything with politics. As soon as someone becomes a politician, we expect them to be perfect. Well, if this is the worst someone has ever done, then I'm fine with the idea that that person becomes a minister...

  25. Re:Plagiarism and Attribution by Peter+H.S. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being hard is no excuse for not doing it. .

    Of course not.

    Keeping track of your sources is not a huge task, since the information most often is available right in front of you when you're reading someones work already.

    I humbly suggest you are entirely wrong. Even simple manual copying of information leads to errors. Not even double or triple checking will find them all. The errors may be small, but may be significant like writing down a wrong page number. Now imagine 350 pages of text with 1200 foot notes derived from a text corpus of 100 major works ( 30.000 pages) produced over 3 years with some chapters having more than 10 re-writes or revisions. Not counting all the notes and foot notes that never made it into the dissertation, but was produced and needed tracking. You are simply bound to have errors; a simple move of a text section may delete a crucial foot note or place the right foot note at a wrong place. Now imagine doing all this tracking without any computer at all, and only using pen and paper (index cards and notebooks), and type it using a typewriter like the accused did in 1980.

    Errors and errata are facts of life, even with the most meticulously produced work, and likewise it is a major challenge and hard work to ensure that the sources in a dissertation are as correct as possible. You simply have to reread and check them all when finished. Not easy at all.

  26. Only asshats start a reply in the title by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

    and continue into the body, BTW.

    you do realise that most posters, even if they're not naturalised english speakers are writing english, right?

    When you learn to capitalise correctly you can presume to tell me what I do or don't realise, OK?

    And your original claim didn't specify words from English, or even the Indo-European family. Indo-European, sometimes referred to as Indo-Germanic, is the parent of both Greek and Latin, among others.

    any word has at least some connection to a greek root. Though in several cases, that root has a (germanic, for example) root itself.

    You appear to contradict yourself. In any case, if having a Greek root and having "some connection" to one are the same thing then your great uncle's third cousin twice removed is identically equivalent to your great grandmother's next door neighbour.

    P.S. pig, dog.

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  27. Re:Erste by Maxx169 · · Score: 2

    Yay! German grammar Nazis! I'm going straight to hell.

  28. Re:I note every smartarse is using East Asian. by snowgirl · · Score: 2

    "Re:I note every smartarse is using East Asian."

    But I didn't use an East Asian word. In fact, I used a well-established word of Germanic origin, with unclear Proto-Indo-European connection.

    Your notion that "Greek" is the central language of the Indo-European language tree is a bad example, because in fact, Greek is NOT the root language, and neither was it exclusively borrowed from. Yes, there are a great number of Greek words that have been pushed into English, and even more through Latin, by way of Old French. But in fact, the Germanic language tree exists quite distinct from the Greek language tree, and has a great number of words that developed in parallel and separately from each other.

    But if you move to places that were highly developed in their language before the greeks and only really connected liberally after the greek language had solidified, then you'll find that, by definition, you cannot find a greek root to their word.

    ... let's see, there were the Albanian branch, the Anatolian branch, the Armenian branch, the Balto-Slavic (Baltic and Slavic) branch, the Celtic branch, the Germanic branch, the Indo-Iranian branch, the Italic branch, and the Tocharian branch... all of these were highly developed in their language before the Greeks and were only really connected liberally after the Greek language had solidified... wait, solidified? WTF? Ancient Greek is quite different from Modern Greek, and was part of a Sprachbund with a Baltic language, and a Slavic language, that ended up producing some odd hybrids of the three, with some parallel syntactic formations...

    Seriously, are you talking ENTIRELY out of your ass? Because that's the only conclusion I can come to... because absolutely none of it is supported by linguistics.

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