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Your Passwords Don't Suck — It's Your Policies

First time accepted submitter eGuy writes "ZDNet sparked a debate about password policies when John Fontana wrote about my open source (LGPL) password policy project that rewards XKCD-like passwords. Steve Watts of SecurEnvoy replies that it is too little, too late. What think ye? Is there hope for passwords?"

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  1. This is too simple to fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time a see a password like this "12ol3jkh!!asrdfw9g8" or "^TFGY78UH" I want to vomit. Why not make your password something like "This chicken tastes like shit!"

    1. Re:This is too simple to fix by ClioCJS · · Score: 2, Funny

      because it would take longer to type

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    2. Re:This is too simple to fix by SomeJoel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every time a see a password like this "12ol3jkh!!asrdfw9g8"

      That's the password on my luggage!

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    3. Re:This is too simple to fix by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where the xkcd password "Correct horse staple battery" would take 72624497 centuries to crack. That is if it wasn't already on the internet for everyone to see and try.

      Yep. (nods). Now if you excuse me, I have to change my password right now.

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    4. Re:This is too simple to fix by pacapaca · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clearly the solution is "tH15 Ch!ck3n tas7es l1k3 sH|t!"

  2. another password revealed by ozduo · · Score: 5, Funny

    A white jacketed southern gentlemen's password is "This secret spice makes shit taste like chicken"

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  3. Re:Wrong by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, your fiendishly clever non-standard spelling of et cetera would fool any such dictionary attacks.

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  4. Re:testing the password by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    wait for the beta

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  5. Re:Unreliable cracking estimate by lewko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when is coprophage rare? This is the Internet.

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