Amazon Patents Pitching As-Seen-On-TV Products
theodp writes "Q. What do you get when you surround the image of Men in Black star Will Smith trying on sunglasses with a pitch for 'MIB Bill Smith Dark Shades'? A. U.S. Patent No. 8,180,688. 'Many people consume broadcast media such as television shows and movies for many hours a week,' Amazon explained to the USPTO in its patent application for a Computer-Readable Medium, System, and Method for Item Recommendations Based on Media Consumption. 'The consumed broadcast media may depict a variety of items during the course of the transmission, such as clothing, books, movies, accessories, electronics, and/or any other type of item.' So, does Amazon's spin on As Seen on TV advertising deserve a patent?"
As patents can be varied just by the language used in it, we should apply for a "as seen on the internet" patent, Amazon don't have that one do they?!
Take Nobody's Word For It.
So, does Amazon's spin on As Seen on TV advertising deserve a patent?"
Yes. If you read the patent, you'll see why.
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These are some patent lawsuits I can stand behind!
I was just sitting here filling out my application for a patent on the method and procedure for naming or labeling any electronic medium such as a television or radio broadcasting outlet, electronic or online medium after a geographical feature, name, or region.
I had a sucky sig.
Product placement for the terminally stupid?
Just another "Cubible(sic) Joe" 2 17 3061
There has long been a push by the media companies to find a way to tie in product placement advertising from shows to real product sales options. I believe there have even been a few attempts when internet-enabled TVs first came out to pop up "click here for more info" notices during the product placements, similar to what was shown on various science fiction movies in the '80s (e.g. Total Recall.)
I suppose if they have a specific technology for delivering a side-band information payload, they might have grounds for a patent.
But the general concept is far from original.
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
Why was I discussing this as the probable direction of advertising in the future seven years ago?
*ahem* I and countless others - mostly ACs like yourself - already hold prior art to your patent. Invalidated. :D
If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
This a patent for AdWare combined with data-mining. But I'm sorry Amazon, Google and YouTube are already prior art.
*ahem* I and countless others - mostly ACs like yourself - already hold prior art to your patent. Invalidated. :D
first to file...
The whole Jesus story is really a retelling of Dionysus.
This just analyses data and presents more data. Oooooh, who could have thought of that?
Does that mean that Amazon is paying royalties to every the manufacturer of every item in one of their "As seen on TV?" For instance, just because the sunglasses may be the product in questions, what about the shoes the model is wearing? Surely, Amazon is not trying to patent other people's copyrights or to use them in their own get rich scheme without paying the royalties, are they?
Irrelevant. The prior art is substantial enough to invalidate it. :D
If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
Dune buggy from the sporting goods store in "Mr & Mrs Smith".
They come in the dark, only in the darkest.
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Yes but unless you have at least 50,000 bucks just to start to defend yourself. You loose.
... rather that the patent system deserves Amazon.
So, basically what this means is that a thing should not be patented until somebody thinks of something and has the arrogance and stupidity to think that it wasn't obvious... and the greed and wealth to go out and get it.
Okay. That's what our society needs, which is why we pay for it. More stupidity, greed, and arrogance.
And apparently, despite TARP and the bailout, and the Mother of All Depressions (following the Mother of All Wars #4.5) we aren't paying enough for it.
*sigh*
I'm getting really sick of American capitalism.
slice your retail business so thin the in-laws will Never Come Back (tm)!
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
http://www.salsadancedvd.com/images/asseenontv_large.jpg I would say, No.
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
You're supposed to read the claims. It's the most important part of the patent, and the least-read by the Slashdotter.
In this case, paraphrasing, the patent is all about providing purchasing recommendations to someone who is watching a video based on items that are purchased by other people while they are watching that same video. It could be used for home shopping networks on TV, of course.
More like anonymous heroes, standing for the liberty and freedom of our entire society. /s
This is just taking a picture of someone, and then listing out all the products the model is wearing and how much to buy them.
The only new "twist" on the old concept is that they arbitrarily involved films in the process rather than models
Prior art doesn't matter now. It is a first to file system. Another person does have the ability to prove they invented the idea within 1 year prior to the patent's filing date. So someone must show they invented amazons invention within the last year, and actually spend the money proving it.
Americans like to be pushed around. Americans think Europeans are superior and should be copied. Fair patent system was replaced with European system.
There are no problems in Europe right now, right? Counties are not bankrupt? Idiot Europeans rioting and all the other nonsense in their cities? Let's do that here !
I don't own patents so it doesn't matter much to me.
The electromagnetic force. Since it governs all light and the behavior of barionic matter, I win, crown me!!!