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Landmark Calculation Clears the Way To Answering How Matter Is Formed

First time accepted submitter smazsyr writes "An international collaboration of scientists is reporting in landmark detail the decay process of a subatomic particle called a kaon – information that may help answer fundamental questions about how the universe began. The calculation in the study required 54 million processor hours on the IBM BlueGene/P supercomputer at Argonne National Laboratory, the equivalent of 281 days of computing with 8,000 processors. 'This calculation brings us closer to answering fundamental questions about how matter formed in the early universe and why we, and everything else we observe today, are made of matter and not anti-matter,' says a co-author of the paper."

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  1. Can someone please explain to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why does this matter?

    1. Re:Can someone please explain to me by InspectorGadget1964 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if there is no matter then certainly wouldn't matter as you wouldn't matter because there would be no matter to make someone like you ;-)

    2. Re:Can someone please explain to me by Calos · · Score: 4, Funny

      Biggest rock is best rock!

      Frankly, it seems obvious to me...

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    3. Re:Can someone please explain to me by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. Well that's a bit optimistic. I mean there are no guarantees that there's enough matter out there to make someone like him. The best you can do is get them on a play-date!

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    4. Re:Can someone please explain to me by CheshireDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fortunately, nobody else pays any attention to your kind.

      Until they amass in large quantities of stupidity that cannot be ignored. I prefer to call them Christians...

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  2. So... by Ryanrule · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can I order a "Raktajino, Hot" from my wall yet?

  3. How is mater formed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    how is mater formed
    how universe get axpadned

  4. Re:Oh yeah? by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    They ran the calculation on one core. They needed the other 8191 to render the Aero desktop.

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  5. The answer is by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 3, Funny

    42. 42 kaons. Ha, ha, ha!

  6. Re:Just another step closer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sir, have you considered that maybe the universe is just a simulation? And if that is the case, we might be able to hack the simulator. Really, in what type of universe is there an arbitrary speed for light? And who really believes quantum mechanics isn't some grad student's little experiment to see what would happen in a simulated universe with such a crazy system.

    Isn't it obvious? The only sane answer is to destroy the universe. We must crash the system so that this arrogant grad student fails out of school and can't go on to make other arbitrary universe simulations.

  7. Re:Science by fatherjoecode · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the answer is 42?

  8. Star Trek Is Real! by axlr8or · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kirk was misquoted. It was "KKAAAOONNN!!!!!"

  9. Re:Oh yeah? by networkzombie · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is this funny? Why would anyone mod this funny?

  10. Re:This is the kind of story that belongs on /. by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    4,6 and 33.

  11. Now to compute the ultimate matter question by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Honey, what's the matter?"

    "You know!"

    No, I don't. But maybe maybe a team of scientists using one of the most powerful computers on earth can figure what the heck is the matter with you.

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