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IT Desktop Support To Be Wiped Out Thanks To Cloud Computing
An anonymous reader writes "Tech industry experts are saying that desktop support jobs will be declining sharply thanks to cloud computing. Why is this happening? A large majority of companies and government agencies will rely on the cloud for more than half of their IT services by 2020, according to Gartner's 2011 CIO Agenda Survey."
Indeed. Stupidity is bottomless. You can get dizzy gazing into it.
How many times will you hear, "The cloud is down!"?
Does that make it a fog?
W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
Ladies and Gentlemen, In this corner, weighing 245 pounds, wearing the cheeto and Mountain Dew stained shorts, our reigning champion, Larry the Tier 1 Tech! and in this corner, the challenger Weighing in at 435 pounds, her fudge stained shorts smelling of Chanel, Susan the Admin Assistant! Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmble!!!!
Hello IT! Is your Cloud plugged in and turned on?
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
...and in other news, un-employment in India instantly rises 120%....
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
> I am sure the Doctor treating that heart problem thinks they are so dumb.
I had to teach one of these about "right clicking" once.
When it comes to computing they are in fact dumb as rocks and totally helpless. All of their intelligence doesn't come into play because the general attitude of anti-intellectualism that YOU embody discourages it.
Self inflicted and completely avoidable but still real nonetheless.
A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.