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What Struck Earth in 775?

ananyo writes "Just over 1,200 years ago, the planet was hit by an extremely intense burst of high-energy radiation of unknown cause, scientists studying tree-ring data have found. The radiation burst, which seems to have hit between 774 and 775, was detected by looking at the amounts of the radioactive isotope carbon-14 in tree rings that formed during the 775 growing season in the Northern Hemisphere. The increase in 14C levels is so clear that the scientists conclude that the atmospheric level of 14C must have jumped by 1.2% over the course of no longer than a year, about 20 times more than the normal rate of variation (abstract). Yet, as the only known events that can produce a 14C spike are supernova explosions or giant solar flares, and neither event was observed at the time, astronomers have a cosmic mystery on their hands."

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  1. Quite Obvious, Even to Me by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    You need only look at the years leading up to 775 to unravel this mystery. In 773 at the start of the Islamic Golden Age, the number zero was introduced to Baghdad which would, in 775, surpass China's capital of Chang'an as Earth's largest city. Now, we know from the second law of thermodynamics that 'the entropy of an isolated system that is in equilibrium is constant.' Now with all those people suddenly using zero in tons of transactions and writings, Earth experienced a huge decrease in entropy. I'm sure if you analyze the existing works from the time, you'll find that pervasive use of the hot new number zero increased the frequency of numbers at the time by 1.2%. That means that somewhere there had to be an increase in entropy to maintain the balance described by the second law of thermodynamics. Of course, anyone with a mail-order internet degree can tell you the obvious natural source of entropy at the time would be the decay of nitrogen-14. What? Falsifiability? Just watch, the floods in Thailand have lead to a decrease in production of ones and zeros hard drives which means we'll finally get a break from this 'global warming' or (let's just call it for what it really is) the 'entropic energy extravaganza!'

    Also, for good measure: Nazis.

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    1. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Flooding in Thailand? That's just the rumblings of Cthulhu in his city of Rl'yeh.

      Also, as far as what hit Earth in 775, that was plainly a time-travelling Chuck Norris.

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    2. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      With that much carbon, it must have been a wet one.

    3. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the radiation is a resultant of the explosion of the second Death Star; it happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away so it took that long to get here.

    4. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by Sparticus789 · · Score: 5, Funny

      All I see is the universal Linux file permission.

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    5. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Funny

      But his name was Josef Gottsdamm before, and he was a plumber from Sheissburg.

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    6. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

      Couldn't've been, Hitler is still in my textbooks.

      Duh. We have to go back and rescue him every time one of you noobs gets your time travel license.

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    7. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by Talderas · · Score: 4, Funny

      All that means is that whomever time traveled failed to kill Hitler.

      Of course, the world has a way of self correcting so even if we had killed Hitler we'd just be dealing with someone else.

      No... to thoroughly get rid of Hitler was must first eliminate the conditions which lead to the Nazi rise in power. To do that it would be desirable to avoid the punitive nature of the Treaty of Versailles. Though to avoid that we really need to have avoided the first World War. Obviously, the best way to avoid that is too prevent Duke Ferdinand from being assassinated....

      Frankly, I don't want to continue stepping backwards but suffice it to say, I think the best course of action is to go back far enough to find the first homo sapiens and brutally murder them all. That should prevent Hitler from creating the Holocaust.

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    8. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 4, Funny

      the obligatory xkcd for this was just published last friday: http://xkcd.com/1063/

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    9. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly. In 773, the world had write and execute permissions--clearly a mistake. Mankind tried to correct this error in 774 by making it read-only for the world, but it was too late. By then the world had already installed its payload--a virus for the ages, unlike any that had ever been seen before. There was nothing to be done once the execution bit was enabled in 775 except to mourn for the dead. The cycle is set to repeat itself every 777 years.

      Mind blown.

    10. Re:Quite Obvious, Even to Me by CptNerd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Success!!!

      (and tell your grandmother I said "Hi")

      Just kidding, she wouldn't speak to me at the high school dance...

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  2. Lavos by shiftless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that you?

    1. Re:Lavos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Virgin alert!

  3. It is Quit Obvious by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Sol system was the site of a major inter-stellar battle. Two great space armadas firing nuclear weapons at each other. Each one trying to gain a foothold in this part of the Western Spiral Arm until of course they realized there was nothing worth it here.

    Either that or a Vogon constructor fleet started making a hyper space by-pass. They got the planet between Mars and Jupiter and then the funding ran out.

  4. Re:More articles like this one by belthize · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, I've read the article and it's still not clear to me whether an iPhone or Android is better, who to vote for, whether I should be mad at banks and who to vote for.

    On a more serious note, I wholeheartedly agree.

  5. Re:Solar telescopes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. The sun was completely invisible until 1013.

  6. Re:Solar telescopes? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Police wrote a song about that, IIRC.

  7. Re:Effect on Carbon dating? by michelcolman · · Score: 1, Funny

    And maybe the creationists were right all along!

  8. Re:Behind the Sun?! by rvw · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Behind the Sun?"

    Maximum Prophet, for your information, the Earth rotates around the Sun.

    Being behind the Sun may not matter here, if the effect was strong and _long_ enough to elevate C14 levels.

    Wrong! Back then, the universe rotated around the earth. Everybody knows that. So it could be perfectly true back then, that this supernova hid behind the sun.

  9. Re:More articles like this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, I've read the article and it's still not clear to me whether an iPhone or Android is better, who to vote for, whether I should be mad at banks and who to vote for.

    Whether an iPhone or Android is better: Yes. While both iPhones and Android phones also emit radiation, that radiation is for sure less harmful than the high-energy radiation from this event.

    Who to vote for: It was an event of huge radiation. Radiation is bad, so to prevent such radiation in the future, you should vote for the Green: Since they are against radiation, they will certainly make sure that such a disastrous event (so disastrous that even the records about it got destroyed!) won't happen again.

    Whether you should be mad at banks: Banks usually have security personnel, therefore being mad at that place might not be a good idea. On the other hand, if you are a danger to yourself when going mad, it may be a better idea to be mad at a bank than when alone at home. Just make sure it's not your bank you get mad at, because they might not let you in again afterwards.

    Who to vote for: Well, this was possibly caused by solar flares. Now the Green are all for solar energy, which, as this event shows, is not without danger. Therefore you should vote for anyone but the Green.

    SCNR :-)

  10. Re:Behind the Sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    First, we need a llama and then lots and lots of bubble wrap.

  11. Re:Behind the Sun? by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since the humans of that time

    Guess how I know you watch a lot of sci-fi?

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  12. Re:Behind the Sun? by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    that is a great idea...

    now how do you propose to find this one particular needle in a giant haystack?

    Maybe we could start by looking for elevated 14C level's in the tree rings?

    Circular evidence is still evidence right?

  13. Re:Solar telescopes? by tom17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mod parent insightful!!!!

  14. Re:Behind the Sun?! by mu51c10rd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wrong again. Everyone knows the Earth was flat in 775...so there was no rotation only spinnning. Perfectly plausible to have a supernova hide under the Earth.

  15. Re:Effect on Carbon dating? by mrsquid0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Great Rabbit will protect me.

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  16. Re:Behind the Sun?! by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, it all makes sense now. The supernove killed all the turtles, so the Earth had no choice but to start rotating.

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