Star Wars: 1313, a 'Darker, Grittier' Star Wars Game

MojoKid writes "When it comes to Star Wars, the gaming industry has a long history of cranking out titles of uncertain quality. For every brilliant title like Knights of the Old Republic, we've seen several clunkers and a few outright failures like Republic Heroes. LucasArts demonstrated a new Star Wars game at E3 this week, Star Wars: 1313 and despite the brand's uneven history, folks are cautiously optimistic. The 1313 moniker refers to a specific level of Coruscant which is a haven for criminals, bounty hunters, and crime lords. You take on the role of a bounty hunter looking for information on an unspecified criminal conspiracy who descends to 1313 in search of data. This will likely be the first Star Wars game to be rated 'M' for mature, and it focuses on the seedy underbelly of the universe."

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Nope, sorry, pass.

[lexsird]

I don't give a shit if I install it and gold coins fall out my ass, and magic genies pop out granting wishes, they can shove any Star Wars game up their collective asses. Why for do you ask, such a hyperbole laden sentiment? Star Wars The Old Republic, is my answer. That game is the greatest sum of quirky bugs in the history of MMOs. It's got so many Easter Eggs of annoying fail it's mind numbing. It's fucking bad. It's so bad it has to be on a list of things to do if you ever come across a way to time travel.

1. Go visit Jesus and tell him to write his own book so assholes don't fuck what he's about all up.
2. Shoot Hitler in the head, repeatedly and before he matters.
3. Beat the living shit out of Lucus and tell him if he ever utters the words Ewoks, or Jar jar Biggs you will come back the previous day and kill him. Then tell him if he ever lets some assholes make a game called Star Wars The Old Republic, you will be along to kill him just before he gets laid for the first time.

After that duty, it's all gravy, have a good time with it, don't break time space and create a black hole where Earth was. Or go ahead if you really feel strongly about it needing to be a black hole. Just be aware of cocking around with time travel can result in things like Arkansaw having it's damn named changed to Arkansas as if Arkansaw and Kansas fucking merged for something, or in a worse case, a big fat black hole.

This isn't where they jumped the shark, oh hell no. This is where it was like an animated .gif of infinite shark jumping a shark jumping a shark jumping a shark....

It was the last straw on the camel's back of "Ha ha, we fucked you hard with our Star Wars lure, by painting up some shit game, hyping the living fuck out of it, then dumping it on you stupid cock suckers who can't get enough of this Star Wars horseshit."

Not no; it's fuck no.