Trained Rats Map Minefields With GPS
An anonymous reader writes "Believe it or not, but the Department of Defense is paying psychologists to train rats to find mines and circle around them. By attaching little GPS backpacks and supplying a laptop with software that looks for the 'circling around' signature, the DOD hopes its project will allow the release of platoons of rats near suspected minefields so that the laptop software creates a detailed map of where all the mines are located automatically. Not sure if they plan on picking up the rats afterward, but they do assure us that the rats are too lightweight to set off the mines!"
Best minesweeper mod ever.
I'd love to see those fat little fuckers get blown up to pieces.
Maybe the DoD can come take some from the subway?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits" - Albert Einstein
It's not crazy, and it's already being done, by organization like HeroRATs - http://www.apopo.org/cms.php?cmsid=107. They train African giant pouched rats to detect mines. They're also using them to detect tuberculosis, in human spit. Yuck, but way cool.
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.
Nothing new They've been using rats for landmine detection in Africa for quite some time now.
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that's the other part of the program: 'organic mine removal drones'.
What goes peck-peck-bang?
A chicken in a minefield!
Sorry, it just seemed appropriate...
TFA says they train the rat to recognize the odor of the explosives in the soil. Wouldn't it be easy to enclose the explosive in a hermetically sealed wrapper to keep any such odor in the mine?
Also, wouldn't it be better to train lawyers for this? We have more of them than rats, and they're not as cute and the soldiers will become less attached to them, in case they do set off some of the mines.
Rats can be trained very easily. They're bright enough to learn fast and yet dumb enough to walk into a minefield for us.
Using animals to do the dangerous work of finding mines is INHUMANE! I suggest we do what most war-torn developing countries do and let children find them.
(this is the troll post that guarantees me a ticket to hell, isn't it?)
Initially, they tried using conservatives, but it was just too hard to get one near a conflict zone.
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