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Too Many Biomedical Graduate Students, Not Enough Jobs

stillnotelf writes "ScienceInsider is covering a National Institutes of Health advisory committee report that details problems in the U.S. biomedical research workforce. Current policies encourage the training of large numbers of biomedical graduate students, as they are the cheapest labor available, but the research enterprise is not structured to absorb them into full-time scientist positions. The report's varied suggestions include removing graduate student funding from investigator-linked research grants (shifting it to institution-linked training grants instead) and encouraging the hiring of staff scientists as permanent lab members. This would reduce the number of trainees, but increase the proportion of trainees that maintain careers as researchers. ScienceInsider further notes that a National Research Council report 14 years ago noted a similar problem, but never motivated change."

226 comments

  1. also get rid of unpiad and college only internship by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    also get rid of unpiad and college only internships (paid or unpaid) We need to get rid of the idea of pay to work / work for free and pay full price for Credits.

  2. So, just go back for a post-doc by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    No job outside school? Stay in and continue to work for peanuts while paying tuition.

    The economy needs more post-doc students!

    1. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This society needs more income equality and public services, so there's less panicked rushing from one sector of the labor market to another.

    2. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by sqrt(2) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Economy be damned. We know how to fix it, we just choose to prioritize other things like tolerance for huge wealth inequality, low taxes, and lack of regulation.

      Turning the issue around and looking at it from the other direction; it would be hard to make the case that our civilization would be worse off with more highly educated individuals, regardless of their "economic" usefulness. Man does not exist to serve the economy, the economy exists to serve man and enable the nobler pursuits of humanity beyond the daily struggle for mere existence.

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    3. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Insightful

      we just choose to prioritize other things like ..... low taxes

      Everyone wants low taxes, mate. That's not a class struggle thing.

      And for that matter, does it really bother you so much if someone has more wealth than you?

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    4. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by sqrt(2) · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aye, we all want low taxes, but those who have the most to potentially "lose" want low taxes most of all. They've figured out they can use a fraction of their wealth to lobby for protection of the rest of it.

      And I only start to care about other people having more wealth than I when so many have so much more that it starts to cause problems in my society. Some inequality is doubtless necessary as a motivating factor, but we are so far beyond what is necessary. The cost of maintaining our current levels of inequality are great.

      The last and most ironic victim might be capitalism itself, if inequity is allowed to persist too long at too high a level. Every business needs customers, and customers need to have money to spend. Think of the implications of every year there being less customers with less money to spend because too much wealth has accumulated at the top. The entire system eventually becomes too top heavy to stand, and collapses. We're probably still a fair ways off from that happening, but I believe we're closer than most people are willing to admit.

      We are certainly close enough that we should be having serious discussions on what to do about it, what the future economy might look like. We're not even doing that. No one is seriously discussing a possible future where selling your labor for money to live is the norm, despite the fact that every year it becomes harder and harder to do so.

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    5. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2

      Forgive me for replying to my own post but I made a typo which completely changed the meaning of the last sentence. It should read,

      No one is seriously discussing a possible future where selling your labor for money to live is not the norm, despite the fact that every year it becomes harder and harder to do so.

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    6. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      Cottoncandy Pony Unicorn Rainbowland

      Whimsyshire, surely.

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    7. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for that matter, does it really bother you so much if someone has more wealth than you?

      There is massive suffering in the world. How does one make sense of that?

      The scientific explanation is that absolutely everything that happens in the world happens because of some combination of the laws of physics and random chance: there is no god, life has no purpose, free will is an illusion - i.e. the laws of physics are a mean bitch. But human memory constantly evolves to more efficiently store it's information - to adopt a simple narrative that fits with everything that is observed and remembered.

      So some people will try to impose a narrative where people suffer because they deserve to suffer - where people are poor because they deserve to be poor. Of course that's obvious nonsense. Does a newborn baby "deserve" to be poor?

      But if you want to make sense of it all you have to blame someone. If the poor are not to blame for being poor then the blame must lie with the people who are not poor.

      And there's an interesting bit of truth in that. As the Gini coefficient increases, more and more of an economy's productive capacity will be devoted to producing frivolous luxury goods for rich people. Of course, if you simply redistribute the wealth to the poor people then your economy ends up producing some combination of basic necessities and frivolous consumer goods.

      If you actually want your economy's productive capacity to be devoted to scientific progress then you have to tax the hell out of the rich, give the poor just enough basic necessities and infrastructure to be productive members of society - and dump the rest into scientific research.

      Of course, that's not what people in the USA want. On the left they want their cabin in the woods with their organic vegetable patch and their new age crystals. On the right they want their cabin in the woods with their guns and their bibles. In the middle, they want their McMansions, their large screen TVs and their SUVs.

      In the end, though, what everyone does and thinks and wants is determined by the laws of physics (in combination with random chance) - and, as noted, the laws of physics are a mean mean bitch.

    8. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So, the solution is to cut back on public services and go back to the era of robber barons? I'm sorry, but conservatives really need to spend some time in school, specifically history class so they understand why their views are so incredibly stupid.

    9. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      Psssht. You missed the latest conservatard meme that scientists are only doing it FOR TEH GRANTS. Haven't you heard that by grant-whoring you get to drive a Porsche with complimentary bitches to snort coke out of their navels? Or does that only apply to climatology? I am confused these days....

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    10. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by DangerFace · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And this conversation, right here, is the perfect example of Poe's Law.

    11. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds logical until you think about what is causing the inequality. I'd say for the most part its government policies limiting competition in all sorts of things, even in companies it buys from. Some examples are: regulations creating a barrier to entry like with aircraft or medical device manufacturers, policies enforcing dues collections from workers caught up in unions, limits on the number of doctors trained each year, cost-plus contracts, retirement of government workers after 20 years in some cases, internal bureaucracy that requires more college graduates than industry usually does, corporation rules that give the CEO and board too much leeway over shareholders on their own pay, laws out our a** supporting a thriving law industry that gets lawyers telling business how to run their business.. I can go on and on. Then the taxes they collect. I wouldn't mind if they went to reducing inequality. But if my taxes generally are transfer payments to the already rich, I start objecting. Government is the problem, not the solution!

    12. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by sideslash · · Score: 1

      Economy be damned. We know how to fix it, we just choose to prioritize other things like tolerance for huge wealth inequality, low taxes, and lack of regulation.

      Grecian attitude much?

    13. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by tomhath · · Score: 1

      it would be hard to make the case that our civilization would be worse off with more highly educated individuals, regardless of their "economic" usefulness

      No, not hard at all. We as a society reward what is useful to us. A certain amount of biomedical research is valuable and we fund it; but after it reaches a certain level the value (and hence the reward) drops off. Obviously it wouldn't serve us to have 95% of the workforce doing biomedical research while we all starve to death because there aren't any farmers, you need to draw the line somewhere.

    14. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      And for that matter, does it really bother you so much if someone has more wealth than you?

      Look at Central/South America, like Panama, Columbia, etc. While there is a lot of visible homelessness, abject poverty, etc. in the US, the numbers aren't nearly as bad as other American countries, yet.

      Statistically, being born in the US, you still have a better than even chance of being able to go to college if you choose to, of being able to afford a house of a little land of your own, if you choose to. In Panama, that chance falls to a very small percentage.

      I don't mind wealth inequality, I do mind birthright wealth and poverty. Some having to work harder than others to get out of the gutter is inevitable, but when more than 90% of the population has less than 1% success rate of elevating themselves to the status of being able to own even a small patch of land, it has gone too far.

      Ideally, more than 99% of people would have a reasonable chance of elevating themselves to a mean (not median) wealth status by the time they are 35 years old. It's a lofty goal, what bothers me about the US is that we have been moving away from, rather than toward, that goal for several decades now.

    15. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's not what people in the USA want. On the left they want their cabin in the woods with their organic vegetable patch and their new age crystals. On the right they want their cabin in the woods with their guns and their bibles.

      I understand now, I'm an extremist schizophrenic, I want my cabin in the woods with an organic vegetable patch and my guns, to shoot the animals that come to eat my vegetables...

    16. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This is the most hilarious thread ever.

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    17. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This society needs more competence equality and motivated people, so there's less panicked rushing from one sector of the labor market to another.

      FTFY

      Seriously though - you are talking about a relatively new field - you don't need more jobs, you need more innovators - biomed isn't exactly as straight-forward as flipping burgers - stay in your field bud.

    18. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The person who wins is going to be the one who says he can lift all boats, improve everyone's state. The person who loses will be the one who implies, "I'm jealous of that guy because he has more than me." The person who sounds like the Ron-Paul-Crazy of the left will be the one who claims capitalism will collapse.

      Except in California. In California, the person who wins will be the who who provides more government services while simultaneously reducing taxes. We're kind of schizophrenic.

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    19. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by toriver · · Score: 2

      Better than double-standard conservatives who want the "private sector" to solve every problem other people have, while the State solves your problem. Take the financial sector for instance, which went from "the Government should stay the hell out of our turf" to "waah waah bailout!" nearly overnight.

      You conservatives should accept you are in the liberal West now; if you want conservative medieval politics, move to the Middle East.

    20. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by toriver · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the multi-millonaires doing climate research are clearly being bullies towards the poor, downtrodden industry of mom-n-pop oil companies.

    21. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it backwards. The college professor lifestyle is the goal. Live in a nice college town, repeat a couple of lectures that were written years ago for eight months of the year, "supervise" grad students doing research (most of which is actually done by undergraduates on work/study). Student loans and grants are what funds all of this, the more government money that pours in the better life is.

    22. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Wrong. This society needs more savings, investments and actual jobs that can be created with those savings and investments, which means it needs free market in price discovery, it needs free market in labour, it needs free market in business, it needs free market in money, it needs to see government sector shrink to pre 1913 levels, that's what it needs.

      No amount of 'income equality' can ratify the fact that nothing is produced in USA anymore (and most of the Europe is in the same position).

    23. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to make the point that we should help out central/south america?

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    24. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      We know how to fix it

      - obviously. To fix the economy it would take this:

      1. Shut down most of government offices, shut down departments that didn't exist prior to 1913, all of them.

      2. Stop all wars, bring all troops home, shut down all foreign military bases.

      3. Stop all SS and Medicare payments, if somebody truly can't survive, bring them to the welfare program, that's what SS and Medicare are anyway, their 'taxes' are not real, they are not appropriated for those purposes, they are used for other things, so it's all the same. SS and Medicare is a way to transfer wealth from the older wealthier people from the young and the future generations and foreigners.

      4. Abolish IRS and the Federal reserve, allow people to use gold as money again without penalties and taxes.

      5. Take off the books all labour and business regulations.

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      Done.
      The economy will go into a recession that would last for about 1.5 years, many jobs will be lost, as the economy will restructure from this 'war time', 'big government time' economy, to normal market economy again.

    25. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Brannoncyll · · Score: 1

      Exactly, social mobility, the ability to work your way to the top (The American Dream I guess), is the important thing. Wealth inequality is simply an indicator that social mobility is not high enough, for if it were the wealth gap would be smaller.

    26. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      In the USofA, "mate" we had a major urban bridge collapse at rush hour see http://bit.ly/LczZaG, the entirety of America's public infrastructure is at the point of failure due to the myth that high taxes on the rich and corporations are bad (no public money for maintenance), in fact when our taxes were at the highest was when America was the most prosperous country in the world!

      It was after the long assault on taxing the wealthy and big business that the US began it's slow decline!

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    27. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No doubt, because bridges collapse, it's ok to be a jealous guy. Your logic is impeccable.

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    28. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Did you read the Wikipedia article? The bridge WAS being maintained. So next time at least choose an incident that supports your point..........

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    29. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Pre-1913 American society was a disaster for most Americans. Economic history has proven your models wrong every time.

      Right now, corporations are sitting on larger cash reserves than ever, yet they do not hire. Surveys of businesses report that the number one reason they aren't growing or hiring is the lack of markets: people are spending too little, because they are insecure about the future and have little discretionary income.

      The reason that little is produced in the USA is: free trade, which allows manufacturing to occur where there is no environmental protection or labor laws, at all. This was part of a national economic strategy - advanced largely during the Clinton administration - which sought to build the US economy on services, research and creative sectors, while allowing the developing world to focus on manufacturing. We're still living with the fallout of that decision (which relied, incidentally, on getting the rest of the world to commit to US intellectual property guidelines.)

      Germany, on the other hand, is still a manufacturing powerhouse and next exporter. Do you know why? Low income inequality, strong environmental and labor standards restricting the flow of cheap goods from coming into the country, and broad national support of a manufacturing infrastructure.

    30. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Pre-1913 American society was a disaster for most Americans.

      - nonsense.

      Pre-1913 economy in USA was growing, as the dollar doubled in value since early 18 hundreds to 1913, the prices fell, it was a deflationary environment yet businesses were growing, entire new industries were appearing that never existed before, from steam engines and locomotives and new forms of energy like oil and gas and electricity (by the way oil industry saved the whales), to sewing machines, telegraph, automobiles, airplanes, telephones, new types of fabric, explosion in the chemistry, physics, medical fields. Everything was happening, from coca cola to cinema, from music and voice recording to better cheaper food due to refrigeration and other market advancements.

      The population on this planet more than doubled over the 19th century, couldn't be a 'disaster'.

      The common people who used to be subsistence farmers became industrial workers and professionals, the industry changed so much, it required so much more specialisation that schools became profitable ventures and people became more educated, not because of ANY government involvement, but specifically because the government wasn't allowed to meddle and destroy things the way it started doing with more socialist type of agenda, power gotten through illegal income taxes and fake money.

      Right now, corporations are sitting on larger cash reserves than ever, yet they do not hire.

      - first, corporations are not 'sitting on cash reserves', the money is in government bonds (unfortunately for those very corporations) in case of banks and they are buying their own stock back (that's in case of people who believe their own stock is safer than the money that is being inflated by the government).

      Why would a corporation hire in America? Give ONE good reason for a company today to hire in America, come up with ONE good reason.

      Give me ONE reason.

      I will give you plenty of reasons why it is a terrible idea to hire in America.

      1. Taxes. Payroll taxes must be paid, so even based on this the workers in USA are uncompetitive to people where payroll taxes do not have to be paid. That's it, I wouldn't hire Americans on this alone.

      2. Medical insurance. Why would I want to hire Americans with this nonsense of a deal, where I have to come up with their medical insurance coverage in a system, where government is constantly printing money, pushing prices up, including insurance prices. That's another reason I would never hire in America.

      3. Labour laws. No way in HELL I would hire in America based on all the labour laws and all the possible lawsuits that are associated with those. No way in hell. Try and fire anybody - you get into trouble, be it a minority, a woman or a disabled person. The only people you can fire are white able men, but if you only hire white able men, then you are going to get in trouble for not hiring women, disabled and the minorities. I wouldn't hire in America based on this either.

      Of-course there are companies like Apple, they hire some people in USA, but they hire much more in Asia, and they are right to do that.

      They are able to supply everybody with the products people want and make good money that way, and they have to hire tens of thousands of people to do that, and that's what they CAN do in China, and if they need to FIRE them, they could do so immediately too and replace everybody in a heart beat. Why would I hire in America (or France or Italy or UK for that matter) if I can hire in China?

      The companies that have sales abroad DO have money ABROAD, they do that because they are facing huge taxes should they bring the money to USA, and how STUPID they should be to bring the money to USA in the first place!

      They should diversify AWAY from America, they should buy into other productive companies ABROAD and they should have gold as well to hedge their

    31. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you read back about the era of the robber barons in more detail than just the name given to them. Take a real look at the accomplishments and legacies of these people. I'll give you a hint - they include people like Jame Duke, Andrew Carnegie, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Andrew Mellon, John D. Rockefeller, whose endowments led to the today's Duke University, Carnegie-Mellon, Vanderbilt, and U. Chicago. A lot of the other prestigious philanthropic organizations of today were also funded by these same fine business men. Gates and Buffett have continued this tradition in more modern times.

      A lot has been made of the purported evils of the trusts like Standard Oil, but they grew by being efficient - finding uses for 'waste' in refining and using their own employees to load oil on the railroads to receive discounts. Under Rockefeller, the price of kerosene dropped from 58 to 26 cents over 5 years. I'd love to see a robber baron able to do something similar with any form of energy today.

    32. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The core of Poe's law is that a parody of something extreme by nature becomes impossible to differentiate from sincere extremism.

      That rejecting the corrupting politicizations of notable fields is an "extreme" position is not something you can establish. Certainly an undesireable position for those whose religion is that of power, but nothing tells us whether it is extreme or not.

      Apologies for the anger and/or physical pain I just caused you by momentarily dragging you through some critical thought.

    33. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      does it really bother you so much if someone has more wealth than you?

      Only if they are using their wealth to corrupt the nation in order to move into greater wealth at the expense of the masses. Which I see many of the wealthy doing.

    34. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Then decry the 'corruption of the nation', not the wealth itself. You'll get better results and sound less jealous.

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    35. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Hey dribbling idiot, the entirety of US infrastructure is at the lowest point (condition) of it's entire existence!

      You are a troll or a moron, take your pick dimwit!

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    36. Re:So, just go back for a post-doc by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You sure make your point eloquently.

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  3. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Not everyone "deserves" a degree (I'm not talking about perceived ability, rather potential).

    I'm assuming that most will agree that there are a lot of "feelgood, will pay" degrees given to otherwise unemployable individuals.

  4. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

    Wet-lab fields tend not to be like that.

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  5. thoughtful recs that all require more NIH funding. by neurocutie · · Score: 4, Informative

    The report cited is quite thoughtful and accurate in identifying trends, inefficiencies and recommends important solutions. Unfortunately the bulk of them cannot be implemented while maintaining US biomedical research excellence without a greater infusion of funds from Congress -- the system is the way it is partly because the research community is already being seriously squeezed for funding. If the Repubs/Romney have their way (Mitt has talked about a 20-30% slashing of NIH funding), then it really doesn't matter, as the whole system is headed for collapse and the US will truly fall behind and lose a decade or two at the least. The report is correct in looking at trends that span a decade, but even 4 years of a slashed budget would seriously cripple the system and drive away top talent. It is already happen even with the current NIH funding situation (very poor, less than 10% chance for any grant application to be funded).

  6. "Biomedical" is too broad a category by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Informative

    Within the umbrella of biomedicine, there are vastly different job outlooks. Some areas can't hire post-docs and staff scientists fast enough. Others can't afford to pay anyone other than a grad student (who works for less than minimum wage in most cases).

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    1. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some areas can't hire post-docs and staff scientists fast enough.

      Really? Which ones? Do tell.

      I'm on my second post-doc in bioinformatics - and I had to move to Asia just to get that. Many nights I'm literally awake at 3am wondering how I'm going to feed my family when my current contract runs out.

      In a couple years, sequencing a human genome is going to cost $1,000 (or less) and millions of people will have genome sequences to be analyzed. Ideally, I'd get a job writing software for (medical) genome analysis. But there's only so much of that kind of software that's really needed and lots of young hotshots looking to prove themselves. So realistically that's a long shot.

      In a few years most major hospitals will probably have bioinformatics departments to analyze genome sequence (like radiology departments to analyze x-rays) so maybe I could find something there. But then this morning I was thinking maybe I could go back to school and get a masters in genetic counseling.

      So, anyway, if you actually know where the biomedical jobs are, I'd love to know. It sure would be great not to have to worry quite so much about how I'm going to feed my family

    2. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by mcelrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No way, "biomedical" is far too narrow. These recommendations are valid across all the sciences. I think the solution is simple: abolish post-docs (fixed-term contracts for scientists), and reduce the number of grants for grad students, replacing both with "permanent scientist" jobs. We've created an indentured underclass of scientists who have neither the job stability, nor funding to actually do science. Instead they're beholden to the latest shiny object everyone else is fascinated by, because that's what will get them the next post-doc. The entire system is organized around training professors, not doing science. Like any field with 10 times more applicants than jobs, the primary activity becomes culling the herd, not selecting the best science. As any professor will tell you, it's about finding ways to veto candidates, not selecting the best one. So we end up with everyone playing follow the leader, and searching for ever low-hanging fruit, and no one in all of science is in a position to make a long-term commitment to pursue a difficult idea.

      Yeah, grad students and post-docs are cheap, but they can't actually do science. They're our best and brightest, and we only allow them to do other people's science. You better hope that the PI with 10 minutes today to think about his project between meetings has the right idea. Because, you know, people with 10 minutes between meetings are the best ones to think deeply about things and decide the best course of action. We'd be better off if we inverted the hierarchy in science. We need to give people in their late 20's and early 30's the majority of the power in the field, because that's when our minds are sharpest, and we are most capable. Hire them into permanent positions, and promote from within instead of heavily recruiting from outside.

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    3. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

      Try Canada? I keep hearing from my supervisors and senior coworkers here that every bioinformatician they've ever known has gone on to great things and is making a hundred thousand at some hospital somewhere.

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    4. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by martin-boundary · · Score: 2

      We need to give people in their late 20's and early 30's the majority of the power in the field, because that's when our minds are sharpest, and we are most capable.

      Nuh-uh. People in their 20's and early 30's don't have families and mortgages, THAT's what makes them more capable. While older guys have more experience and nagging wives and children. So...

      Let's make scientists sign a contract that they can't marry or procreate, and in return the university gives them a free house with a housekeeper and tenure. THAT's what will push science truly forward.

    5. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a few years most major hospitals will probably have bioinformatics departments to analyze genome sequence (like radiology departments to analyze x-rays) so maybe I could find something there. But then this morning I was thinking maybe I could go back to school and get a masters in genetic counseling.

      That won't happen. Radiology departments exist because the information being extracted from the images is simple enough for humans to decipher, but the images are complex enough to make automating difficult. Genomic analysis, by its nature, has more information than a human can process. The analysis and interpretation is going to be automated and packed into an expert system that provides information of a type and form that an internist can understand. The expert system(s) will be developed by Roche, Illumina, etc, and clinical facilities will be only users of such systems. Jobs for nurses to collect samples, physicians to read the results, but not for bioinformatics programmers, anymore than radiology departments employ large numbers of image processing programmers.

      Your best bet is to find an information rich field where most of the information is currently discarded, and figure out a way to mine the discards in some medically useful way. ie: do independent research and hope that you're among the small minority to have a novel insight. Second best bet is to go work for one of the companies most likely to produce a clinical device to perform the analyses you've done during your grad & post-docs.

    6. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, grad students and post-docs are cheap, but they can't actually do science. They're our best and brightest, and we only allow them to do other people's science.

      My experience is that graduate students don't know how to do their own science when they begin. It takes quite a bit of practical experience to conceptualize a research project. When asked to come up with an original proposal, they come up with something that is either derivative of their mentor's work or work they have read, or else vague and unrealistic. But by the time they complete their dissertation research, they know more about their research topic than their mentor, and are starting to generate ideas for original projects. A good postdoc is expected to originate ideas, often ends up carving out a new research direction that he or she takes with him into his future research. By the time they accept their first research position, they are coming up with more ideas than they can carry out personally.

    7. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analysis and interpretation is going to be automated and packed into an expert system that provides information of a type and form that an internist can understand. The expert system(s) will be developed by Roche, Illumina, etc, and clinical facilities will be only users of such systems.

      Well, yeah, maybe a hundred years from now. Don't get me wrong: there's plenty of routine genome processing that can (and will) be packaged up into some slick (commercial?) software packages. But it's going to be a long time before a family can walk into a hospital with a kid who's suspected of having a genetic disorder, have the nurse take a blood sample, send the data to a computer and then have the computer tell the doctor what's wrong in a way that the doctor can understand - for any but the simplest cases.

      ...Jobs for nurses to collect samples, physicians to read the results, but not for bioinformatics programmers, anymore than radiology departments employ large numbers of image processing programmers.

      Well, hospitals most likely won't employ programmers to develop core bioinformatics algorithms but there's going to be plenty of scripting (and even custom UI programming) needed to get all the hospitals bioinformatics software working together properly.

      And there's going to be a huge need for people with expert bioinformatics knowledge. Whether the medical doctors force their way onto the gravy train and require that all bioinformatics analysis be performed by someone with an MD degree remains to be seen. But understanding an entire human genome sequence is very very hard - and the resources that are currently available are an absolute mess.

    8. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Canada?

      Canada, eh? It's unfortunate that countries with halfway decent governments all seem to be cold and dark most of the year.

      A few years ago, some hospitals were trying to apply bioinformatics to cancer and, as far as I could tell, it was all total nonsense. But maybe things are a bit better now in that field. And, anyway, bioinformatics may be better suited to the new opportunities for diagnosing (non-trivial) genetic disorders that are being created by next-gen sequencing technologies.

      If nothing else, a salary of $100K would be absolute heaven - well worth looking into further.

    9. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      Clearly I was talking more about post-docs leading scientific endeavors. But don't underestimate grad students. They have not yet been trained in what can't be done, and not yet indoctrinated in how things should be done, and they're even more likely than post-docs to try something truly new and innovative. Of course they will fail most of the time, but failure is valuable. You say "vauge and unrealistic", I say you've been indoctrinated into a set of things which are "unrealistic". Naivety can be valuable...

      A good postdoc cannot generate original ideas that would take more time than roughly 1/4 their postdoc length to complete. Hence, we just encourage post-docs to chase low hanging fruit harder and faster, rather than encouraging them to pursue more difficult (and important) goals. So their ideas end up being derivative too, because they depend on that recommendation letter for their next job. No one wants to be in the position of searching for a new job with a half-finished project that their mentor isn't quite sure about, it's career suicide.

      The solution is to give them academic freedom, something like tenure.

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    10. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      That's so weird. Bioinformatics was almost synonymous with cancer in my fourth year—it was nothing but "gene expression patterns here, leukaemia there, now let's use information theory to figure out the diff patch between this healthy person and this non-healthy person..." And that was just with microarrays, not second- or third-generation sequencing platforms.

      However, yeah, the impact of next-gen sequencing is a huge deal. The job doesn't stop at writing software to determine what's weird about a given patient, after all; you still need to interpret the results, too. I for one was surprised how many biologists have a panic attack when they're confronted with Gene Ontology or Entrez.

      As for the myths about climate: there are four population centres in Canada (southern Quebec, southern Ontario, southern Alberta, and southern British Columbia), and of those, southern Ontario is more temperate than parts of the northern US due to the lake effect (southern Quebec is similar), and BC is basically an extension of Washington (they barely even get snow in the winter.) It's really not that bad.

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    11. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And whores. Lots of whores.

    12. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Clearly I was talking more about post-docs leading scientific endeavors. But don't underestimate grad students. They have not yet been trained in what can't be done, and not yet indoctrinated in how things should be done, and they're even more likely than post-docs to try something truly new and innovative. Of course they will fail most of the time, but failure is valuable. You say "vauge and unrealistic", I say you've been indoctrinated into a set of things which are "unrealistic". Naivety can be valuable.

      This is one of those appealingly romantic notions that turns out to be hardly ever true in actual practice. Most of the time, naivety leads to people merely reinventing the wheel--and more commonly, reinventing ancient mistakes. Repeating approaches that have been tried before and failed because of fundamental errors in concept or experimental design is almost never productive, and it's an expensive and inefficient way to learn. Far more commonly, breakthroughs are made by senior researchers who see through to the deep questions and know what approaches have already been tried, working in collaboration with graduate students or postdocs who may not yet be at the point of making major conceptual breakthroughs, but who are developing their creativity by devising methods of optimizing and improving experimental design.

      A good postdoc cannot generate original ideas that would take more time than roughly 1/4 their postdoc length to complete. Hence, we just encourage post-docs to chase low hanging fruit harder and faster, rather than encouraging them to pursue more difficult (and important) goals. So their ideas end up being derivative too, because they depend on that recommendation letter for their next job. No one wants to be in the position of searching for a new job with a half-finished project that their mentor isn't quite sure about, it's career suicide.

      In a good lab, postdocs are encouraged to develop ideas that will carry them beyond their postdoc, and into their first faculty position. The NIH K99/R00 mechanism works very well for this, and make it possible for postdocs to apply for a faculty position at a point where they already have demonstrated success in grant writing and research money that they can bring with them. Postdocs who have managed to obtain a K99 are highly attractive to departments recruiting junior faculty, and are in a good position to obtain an R01.

    13. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by khallow · · Score: 1

      I think the solution is simple: abolish post-docs (fixed-term contracts for scientists), and reduce the number of grants for grad students, replacing both with "permanent scientist" jobs.

      And what are those "permanent scientists" going to do? Frankly, it looks to me like you are just paying a bunch of young people to do nothing for a couple of decades. Then you'll kick them out and cycle some more through. Sure, it's less stressful than the current approach. But I don't see the benefit to it, unless you happen to be one of the "permanent scientists" who wins this new lottery and gets to be considered a real scientist for a while.

      Once again, we're just wasting a bunch of peoples' money and time.

    14. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BioE/BioMed people I knew had to get a second degree in something like EE or mechE (knew many of them doing this while I was in electrical engineering grad school on my ms/phd)... in my opinion, bioengineering is a fad cooked up by universities to get money from the government, but there are hardly any jobs that want somebody who knows a little about 3 fields... the university I went to has one of the top programs in bioengineering and the people who are in that department are quite smart. So since these people are fairly sharp, the majority of them end up getting a dual-degree in electrical engineering or mechanical after realizing what they are facing in the job market.

      Here's a summary of jobs friends from bioengineering got after graduation (some grad school some undergrad):
      -consulting firm
      -patent attorney (got law degree as well as phd)
      -biostatistics (after bioE got degree in statistics, then went to grad school in biostats)
      -two got MD PhD's and I believe are both doctors now (not using the bioE part too much)
      -company like "intellectual ventures" working as researcher
      -lab tech / lab manager
      -post doc's

      None of them are working for some sort of magical "biotech company" that are supposed to be super plentiful.

      Also, I have worked with pharma companies as a consultant (sensor stuff), and they all want people like, chemists, molecular biologist, biophysics, chemical engineers, biologists, biostats, and maybe a few electrical or mechanical engineers sprinkled in there (not too many unless you are in the factory making pharmaceuticals). And none of them want biomedical or bioengineers--basically what I have heard from people who interviewed multiple biomed engineers is that those people have the largest ego to qualification ratio, (which is a bad thing--since they think they are hot shit but actually know less than somebody who just has a normal old boring mechanical or electrical bachelors).

    15. Re:"Biomedical" is too broad a category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks you haven't thought this through very far. We want them to procreate lest there be no one who can be a scientist of their caliber a century or two from now.

  7. More H1-b Visas! That's the ticket! by hemp · · Score: 2

    Seriously, H1-b visas are being used to bring over more scientist.

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  8. Gear it to Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These grants should be mostly for Americans.

  9. Too many X students; not enough X jobs by virb67 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is true for most professions today in the U.S.. When the U.S. exported its manufacturing industry, vaporizing millions of well-paying blue collar jobs in the U.S., the middle class was told that these jobs would be replaced by even higher paying white collar or "creative" jobs for everyone--you just had to educate yourself. Well, people listened, and they educated themselves, and now they're finding out that they were sold a big fat bucket of bullshit. Just ask any recent law grad, or architecture grad, or marketing grad, or, yeah, bio-med grad. There just aren't enough of these professional jobs to replace the ones we've lost. There never was and there never will be.

    1. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope. Too many people were told "educate yourself" and heard "go to college and get a degree in underwater basketweaving." That's problem 1. Problem 2 is a persistent cultural cancer in academia that declares and academic job as the only kind of job there is. Maybe the problem is worse in the squishier sciences, but in engineering, you can't simultaneously have "not enough highly qualified candidates" for jobs that typically start at 70k+ and a glut of PhD's unless those PhD's restrict their jobs search to academia where tenure track positions are nearly nonexistent and post-doc the pay tops out at 50k. The solution isn't to change the funding model, it's to make students aware of the fact that the world doesn't begin and end at the borders of campus.

    2. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by artor3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not just a cultural problem on the job-seekers' side. Ever hear of the phrase "over-qualified"?

      If someone with a PhD applies for an entry level job in engineering, their resume is likely to get round filed.

    3. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? Don't include the bloody PhD then. Include masters or whatever you want.

      Who says your resume must include every bloody detail of your life? Include the bits that will benefit you. Exclude things that will get you "overqualified".

    4. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ever hear of the phrase "over-qualified"?

      THIS. A person with a Ph.D. -- whether it's in biomedical science, philosophy, or English literature -- is generally viewed by employers as a "researcher." If a person with such a Ph.D. applies for any non-research job (academic or not), he will have to convince interviewers that (1) he won't cost too much, (2) he won't be bored and is actually interested in the job, (3) he's not going to bolt for a better job the minute he can find one, etc. Often it's hard to even get an interview, since potential employers assume that you're just not going to be a good fit.

      Same goes for someone with a 4-year degree applying for a job that only requires a high-school diploma. etc.

      There are those jokes about philosophy Ph.D.'s working at McDonald's or waiting tables, but the reality is that overqualified people often have significant trouble landing a position unless it's low enough to be considered "temp level" or the kind of thing that high school kids do part-time.

      Yes, many will eventually convince an employer to take a chance on an "overqualified" candidate, and they can then work their way up to a reasonable salary. But I know young people who have multiple master's degrees and years of experience, but have ended up out of work for well over a year waiting for a reasonable job to come along -- and by "reasonable," I mean something that would at least put them into the equivalent of an entry level position for a bachelor's degree in their field (or, frankly, any related field).

      For Ph.D.'s, the stigma tends to be worse. Looking outside of academia is fine, but trying for professional jobs outside of high-level research is often quite difficult.

    5. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Brannoncyll · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are other aspects of academic jobs that many scientists (such as myself) value more than the salary. I could quite easily leave and work for a finance company as a quantitative analyst, earning 3 or 4 times my current salary, and many in my position do just that, but in doing so I would have to give up my freedom to pursue my ideas to go work for someone else. I enjoy my job too much for that.

    6. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't simultaneously have "not enough highly qualified candidates" for jobs that typically start at 70k+ and a glut of PhD's unless those PhD's restrict their jobs search to academia where tenure track positions are nearly nonexistent and post-doc the pay tops out at 50k.

      Sure you can. Define "highly qualified candidates" as so high that the PhD's do not meet the "standard". Or make the work so unpleasant that people are happy to take the pay cut to work in academia.

      The solution isn't to change the funding model, it's to make students aware of the fact that the world doesn't begin and end at the borders of campus.

      I have yet to meet a PhD in science or engineering who could not compare salaries across jobs. They also tend to be clever enough to look at other factors, like cost of living and intrest in the work. Consider the following two job offers:
          * A 70k$/year job in San Jose or New York city, where you work on borring nonsense. The house you want costs 1,500k$.
          * A 50k$/year job in a small university town, where you get to keep working on the field you care about. The house you want costs 300k$.
      Most of the PhDs I know would choose the second job. The ones that would not are making a choice to live in a city (and pay for the privilege, in dollars and in happiness on the job).

    7. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, you forgot to mention, academia jobs are much more fun than industry jobs, especially in biomedicine. Who wants to do research for a drug company their entire life? A professorship where you research what you want is much more fun.

      I'm not saying this is how most professorships end up (there's a lot of BS you need to deal with), but this is a big reason why people like to stay in academia.

    8. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just a cultural problem on the job-seekers' side. Ever hear of the phrase "over-qualified"?

      Actually that is a "cultural problem". As in, you've been hanging around academia too long, here in business we take showers, work 10 hour days, and get right-to-the-fuckin-point because time efficiency is critical. Go stroke your beard somewhere else, Karl.

      Although, in my experience this usually comes up as an urban mythical story. Such as "My third-cousin Fred can't find a job because of the minority quotas -er- because they say he's 'overqualified'."

    9. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Good point, and one you come to realize on your own as you get later in your career, vice earlier when you're short on qualifications so you try to be as comprehensive about yourself as possible.

      If specifically asked what is the highest degree you've attained, don't lie, but otherwise you tailor your resume to the job, leaving out the inapplicable stuff.

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    10. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what? Don't include the bloody PhD then. Include masters or whatever you want.

      Who says your resume must include every bloody detail of your life? Include the bits that will benefit you. Exclude things that will get you "overqualified".

      Right, so how exactly do I account for the elapsed time on my resume between Masters (assuming I even got one and didn't go straight to PhD) and finishing my second postdoc? Do I just make a job up? Should I say I was in a coma?

    11. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I could quite easily leave and work for a finance company as a quantitative analyst, earning 3 or 4 times my current salary, and many in my position do just that, but in doing so I would have to give up my freedom to pursue my ideas to go work for someone else. I enjoy my job too much for that.

      Bullshit. This is what people tell themselves because a friend-of-a-friend got hired at a bank in the early 90's. Fire an application off to Goldman Sachs and tell them you've worked in academia all your life, and now you've decided you would like to make 300K. You can tell them about all the "high impact papers" you (i.e. students who have worked for you) have written. Maybe mention you've heard of Black–Scholes. I'm sure they'll be kicking down your door.

    12. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by sociocapitalist · · Score: 0

      It's not like you have to actually tell the potential employer you have a PhD. Tell them what you have / know that is applicable to the job, nothing more, nothing less. And don't put your life on facebook for the world to see.

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    13. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Definitely some truth to this. I got into software in a big way during my biophysics PhD. Decided I wanted to go into software, and since graduating, have had two interviews at Google, but otherwise heard nothing back from any of the other places I inquired at. The grad program even paid for me to take some undergrad and grad CS courses, which I killed. One guy even audibly coughed *bullshit* after I got up to turn in one of my finals after 20 minutes. Even the professor looked perplexed, and I had a small moment of panic as I checked the page backs to make sure I hadn't missed half the test.

      I suppose most hirers just aren;t interested in a just over 30, largely self-taught programmer with a science Ph.D.

      I've since found something pretty good (as a scientist who mostly programs), but I still feel slightly uncomfortable, like I'm walking a tight rope. I would also have liked to have had the experience of working on large, team-oriented, commercial software.

    14. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      PhD in biochemistry, decent publication history, worked at some of the most prestigious institutions in the field. 10 months unemployment after graduation. Job applications coming back with either "overqualified" or "underqualified". Now working at a patent law firm. I will happily volunteer as a member of the firing squad come the revolution.....

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    15. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      The fuckup starts with "HR"-drones looking at exactly what you have done before. I got a bloody PhD in my field, I can do whatever the fuck comes up. I proved it. Throw me into some field of research and development, I read the literature in my spare time, and I do the shit you want. Well, in reality, I got rejections because I was a NMR spectroscopy guy, and you really do not need that in toxicology. Also, I do not now Saudi-Arabian laws regarding the licensing of pharmaceuticals. Human resources guys, FUCK YOU. I am working in patent law now, with a focus on mechanical engineering. Goes to show where competency in general science takes you. Come the revolution, a WHOLE LOT of HR fucktards will get strung up on their own guts...

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    16. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by lurk+and+pounce · · Score: 1

      I think it's not pushing the truth too hard to relabel your PhD as a job. Especially if you received a decent 'stipend' (discount salary). I've considered splitting my 4.5 year biophys PhD into CS 'jobs' that essentially describe a lot of what I actually did: Image Processing, Computer Vision, Statistical Data Analysis.

    17. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by lurk+and+pounce · · Score: 1

      Agree with your sarcasm, but a big reason for that is that most of the guys on Wall Street believe that what they do is *really really* hard, and only they can understand it. lol. no it isn't.

    18. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Not at all. They're worried that PhDs are *too* independent, and are more interested in figuring cool things out than in following orders and increasing the bottom line by yesterday.

      And they're not quite wrong, since the vast majority of PhDs that got hired by banks and hedge funds in the last decade didn't last the distance.

      If you're trying to get hired, you'll have to convince them that you're a team player first, and way more interested in making the company some money whatever it takes, than just working on the same stuff your PhD was about. And that you have real coding skills (design patterns, algorithms, C++, version control, debugging, etc), not just Matlab or Excel.

    19. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I can agree with this. I have a Master's degree, and being a single guy atm (I know, a single guy on Slashdot, shocker) I am willing to work for right around $30,000 starting off. What really frustrates me is, if I meet (or even exceed) the job qualifications and am willing to work for the advertised salary, why the hell should it even matter if I'm overqualified? Anyone with the skills necessary and the willingness to do the job should be considered. The overqualified person might even be a better employee because they might be able to figure things out quicker, come up with ideas or solutions barely qualified applicants wouldn't, and last but not least have already shown by getting a higher degree that they are capable of working long hours for little to no pay. Sounds like that last one alone would be a big plus for any company.

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    20. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      >

      If you're trying to get hired, you'll have to convince them that ... you have real coding skills (design patterns, algorithms, C++, version control, debugging, etc), not just Matlab or Excel.

      That's the number one issue with so-called over-qualified candidates. They're trained as scientists (vs as engineers) who have picked up just enough "software skills" to get by. Ask them to actually build (for example) and experimental setup, and they can't because in grad school they had some undergrad ME do it for them. Ask them to make a custom SCADA system to run on your embedded device, and they can't because in grad school they did it with LabView, and they couldn't even spell real time software if it interrupted them on the ass. These people are trained to think shit up rather than to execute, and quite frankly not being able to find a job is nature's way of telling them they wasted their educations.

    21. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered your attitude, and not your PhD, is the problem? If your resume got past the Hr depth and on to my desk, maybe I would waste my time interviewing you only to find out you have a chip on your shoulder. Maybe those HR folks are just saving us from you...

    22. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Shows the usual attitude of HR fuckers. Go on and wallow in your own mediocrity some more. You'll enjoy it.

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    23. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by axlr8or · · Score: 1

      Solving for X? Do what the government does and switch to imaginary numbers.

    24. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by axlr8or · · Score: 1

      THIS? Were you really writing in C++ class shorthand?

    25. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Too many people were told "educate yourself" and heard "go to college and get a degree in underwater basketweaving."

      That makes sense for getting your BS in communications or something like that, but we're talking about biomedical research. That's something that seems like it would have actual value to society and business, seeing as how we haven't cured every disease out there yet.

      Problem 2 is a persistent cultural cancer in academia that declares and academic job as the only kind of job there is

      In many sub-fields of biomedical research, that does seem to be the actual case. The private sector isn't generally interested in doing biological research on anything besides finding the cure for cancer, if it doesn't involve a payout in the next 5 years. Perhaps the reason only tenure-track jobs positions are considered is because the other options are even rarer.

    26. Re:Too many X students; not enough X jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. This is what people tell themselves because a friend-of-a-friend got hired at a bank in the early 90's. Fire an application off to Goldman Sachs and tell them you've worked in academia all your life, and now you've decided you would like to make 300K. You can tell them about all the "high impact papers" you (i.e. students who have worked for you) have written. Maybe mention you've heard of Black–Scholes. I'm sure they'll be kicking down your door.

      No, actually, they are kicking down my door. I have a PhD in the sciences from an Ivy League university. I get emails every week from recruiters inviting me to interview for quant positions on Wall Street. They're scraping my name off of my department's web site. Big companies like Goldman Sachs (they emailed two weeks ago, actually), unnamed hedge funds, you name it. From the email pitches, they tell me they want people who can process large amounts of data, implement statistical algorithms, solve large optimization problems. These are things that grad school in a technical field actually prepares you quite well for. The emails often tell me that they have many PhDs and former academics working in their group.

      Several of my friends from grad school left academia to work in the finance industry. They do, in fact, make three or four times what I make as a postdoc. Professor salaries are a bit more competitive, at least to begin with.

  10. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

    I'm assuming that most will agree that there are a lot of "feelgood, will pay" degrees given to otherwise unemployable individuals.

    BSs, sure. MSs, sometimes. Not PhDs, if for no other reason than that, at least in the sciences, it's almost universally the case that the school pays you to get the degree, not the other way around. And while it's true that the money for a lot of grad student stipends come from external sources (NIH and NSF particularly, in the US) so there's some incentive for schools to get and graduate as many students as possible, it's also true that the granting agencies look at what happens to students down the road as one of their major criteria for renewal. Any training-grant-funded program that produces a lot of unemployable graduates is in big trouble.

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  11. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Can you eludicate?

  12. I apreciate.. by josmatyb · · Score: 0

    Thanks for good information...

  13. Which kinds of graduate students? by elashish14 · · Score: 1

    Masters or PhD? There's a big difference. Biomedical science and engineering usually require advanced degrees and as much experience as possible. This is something that a PhD does a lot better than a Master's. It's not like computer science or mechanical engineering where you can just get a Master's and get a regular job. There just aren't that many jobs like that in the biomedical field (at least as far as I know, maybe someone can confirm or correct me).

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  14. How is it that all the comments thus far by ph0rk · · Score: 4, Informative

    are nearly entirely made by people who don't know what they are talking about?

    This is a real problem in all of the sciences. The biomedical sciences have had the best money for a long time, and if they are beginning to have problems, it isn't good.

    For those not in the know: grad students are slave labor. postdocs are a notch better, but only barely. Remember how Gordon Freeman was treated in the intro to half-life? Consider that a documentary.

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    1. Re:How is it that all the comments thus far by artor3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How is it that all the comments thus far are nearly entirely made by people who don't know what they are talking about?

      Welcome to Slashdot!

    2. Re:How is it that all the comments thus far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "grad students are slave labor."

      It becomes impossible to reason with people when definitions are so misunderstood.

    3. Re:How is it that all the comments thus far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. The problem is biology gets tons of funding, allowing labs to hire too many people. Grad students aren't "cheap" or "slave labor" as a lot of people think. One grad student costs stipend+tuition (at my school, ~$83k per year). A post-doc is much cheaper ($50k if they're lucky).

      We have so much funding at the top (millions of dollars per year for a single professor) but so few positions for graduates. This is simple math. If a professor can train 50+ students in his/her career before retiring, then 49 of these students must be absorbed by (1) industry, or (2) growth, to keep employment high.

      Right now this is unsustainable, but with growth in biotech, industry might start picking up some of the slack

    4. Re:How is it that all the comments thus far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, all I need is to walk around with a bloody crowbar then?

    5. Re:How is it that all the comments thus far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People that don't know what they are talking about and people with computer science degrees. Everyone on Slashdot has a computer science degree.

  15. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    While this is also true, the current system is completely unsustainable unless the funding basically increases exponentially, which is never going to happen. The problem is that for each faculty (each lab), you typically have ~4 postdocs and ~4 PhD students at a time... so after 5 years, you've gone from needing 1 faculty position to 5. If they each get jobs, after another 5 years you're up to 25 positions... unless funding (and, equally as importantly, university positions/space) is going to increase exponentially, it eventually falls apart.

    It's exactly the same training problem as other fields (law, medicine) in that you're constantly training more people than there are current positions... except that in those fields if you really can't find a position, you can go open your own practice. In biomedicine, that's nearly impossible - any serious research lab is going to require a significant amount of funding and resources that you basically can't get outside the university/grant system, and it's very difficult to do a biomedical startup without having a prototype already existing (since it's biology, and the failure rate is high simply because we don't understand enough about most systems yet to know what will work and what won't without actually testing it).

  16. System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As the boyfriend of a neuroscience postdoc I'm often baffled at how broken this system has become. Many scientific reports are false or suffer serious problems that are never revealed because the level of competition created by the squeezed grant funding has made a an incorrect hypothesis a career ending disaster. The work load is really high too. Labs have Saturday mandatory work hours and 11-12 hour work days during the week. All this with a 40k salary and limited benefits. Surely the brain is poorly enough understood that there's plenty of room for research. The system as it is, with so much bad research out there by scientists who were afraid of abandoning their hypothesis and watching their career disintegrate, is fully rotten. I'm convinced radical changes are necessary for it to offer any benefit to society at all.

    1. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha, I thought myself electronics, saved nearly a decade of my life, and thousands of dollars in debt, work about 10 hours a day, rarely work saturdays, make a little over 40 grand in a part of the country where 40 grand gets you a nice house and a fairly fat chunk of land with 2 fairly new cars and I just listen to all the stories above and laugh my ass off at all you suckers

      enjoy your futureless pit of debt

    2. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grad students are typically paid $20-$30k/yr.

    3. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, this guy is hilarious. Mod him up! (+5 funny)

    4. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are paid tuition+stipend. For me, this amounts to $50k + $36k = $86k per year. Not necessarily cheap...

    5. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't actually cost the university 50K / year though. That number is artificially inflated and then reduced. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you actually get paid $36k year.

      The argument "but I get a degree out of it" doesn't hold water either; if you had a real job, you would get experience which would either 1) justify a raise or 2) justify a better job.

    6. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Grad student here that has been a victim of being undervalued in his career in information systems:

      I find that Academia in America has some serious defects and one part of it is moneychasing. Moneychasing destroys scientific integrity, but on the flipside money is necessary to get anything of value done. Academia is screwed in America because of the whole, you have one chance to change the world fallacy, In that researchers are expected to have the right hypothesis on the first try and work on a very limited budget and do everything right on the first try. Anyone over the age of 20 will tell you, that is simply not the way the world works. It takes several tries from several different directions to find out anything, to build anything or to fix anything. One solution I have taken on as a direction is to do research in a business environment as an entrepreneur, this cuts through the tangled problems of pay, and tolerance of asking the wrong questions at the outset as well as, quite frankly, cutting out mounds and mounds of purely political bullshit. Food for thought.

    7. Re:System is rotten by tomhath · · Score: 1

      You obviously never took an accounting course. He's taking up a slot in grad school that is either filled by a grad assistant (who doesn't pay tuition) or a grad student who does pay tuition. Think about the difference to the school.

    8. Re:System is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, right...

      1. As I said before, my lab pays $36k (stipend) and $50k (tuition) = $86k (total), no matter how you look at it. Yes, the $50k is paid to my university, but tuition still represents a real and substantial cost to the lab. A graduate student costs my lab $86k, period.

      2. What's wrong with "but I get a degree out of it"? I will be getting a PhD from Stanford, which is very valuable (personally and monetarily). If getting a PhD increases my future earnings potential, don't I technically make *more* than $86k?

      3. Also, by your logic, my university runs and operates for free. In fact, each student costs the university a lot of money. This money doesn't come from nowhere. Often, it comes from external sources (training grants, fellowships, etc) or is billed directly to my lab, but it almost never comes straight from the university. Therefore, your argument about the money being inflated and absorbed by the university is not valid.

      Overall, I suggest you avoid talking about things you don't know anything about.

  17. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Informative

    In general, at the Bachelor's level, the material is extremely dense compared to the humanities, and the lecturers are selected based on their research value, not their didactic ability. I have rarely heard of someone switching into biology or medicine because they felt some other discipline was too hard. Since many of these degree programs require organic chemistry, getting through them with a decent average is a real trial by fire. Some of the graduates may not have the greatest critical reasoning skills, but surviving in such a program most definitely requires significant determination and dedication.

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  18. Re:Master / PHD / Some BA / BS are geared towards by Sir_Sri · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Right, but a PhD in something, even if they're a 'teacher' is really on a 40/40/20 contract or similar. 40% teaching, 40% research, 20% administrative. There are only so many places it's worth trying to build any research program and course selection, so you can only absorb so many graduates. A professor isn't a 'teacher' like a high school or public school teacher, you teach a handful of classes a year and the rest of the time do research. Whereas a teacher is teaching, or preparing for teaching or marking from teaching full time.

    Strictly speaking comp sci would have the same problem, we graduate as many PhD's as we have faculty/researchers - and that's every year were it not for the massive industry sink of 'go make software for a living'. So we'd be over supplied for faculty positions by about a factor of 30, though smaller schools can't grant PhDs so it's harder to do the math and be sure. Either way. If you don't have research grant money for faculty there's no point in training future faculty.

    Now the question with biomedical research I would think is why aren't there industry jobs, and what's been happening to the graduates? It's possible this 'problem' is fabricated, and the US is just serving as the worlds training centre for biomedical science and that they're just going back to home countries or are going into non reporting areas (where they do broadly biomedical work but not specifically talked to by the NIH). From the looks of the report there's a 5 year backlog between getting a PhD and getting a faculty position, that's a problem by itself, but it's not clear if that's getting worse or better from the report. It's also possible that industry is just not doing biomedical research in the US (are the graduates being given bad skillsets, overpriced etc?), and I would think the other option is that there just isn't the money to support this many grads anywhere, and they should cut back. That's unfortunate, but better to tell people 'go do something else' sooner rather than later.

  19. Not changing anything by pesho · · Score: 2
    If you read the recommendations they are not aimed at reducing the number of PhDs in training. They are aimed at reducing the training time for biomedical PhDs to about 5 years with stated maximum of 6. This is stupid on several levels:

    1. We need to train a lot less PhDs in biomedical sciences. Reducing the training period will only mean that we will train more PhDs not less. There aren't enough jobs to absorb all the PhD's trained in US. Most of the graduates that stay in the field compete for jobs that would require only MSc degree. Quite a large number of graduates end up with jobs that have little to do heir training (sales reps, etc).The whole biomedical jobs field is a pyramid with a broad base of grad students and post docs and veri narrow tip of academic and high skill industry jobs.

    2. Putting artificial limits on the training period will reduce the quality of the training. The reason why a PhD degree takes 6,7 or more years is that it requires peer review journal publications and the bar on these has rapidly risen in the past years. Such publications require in depth studies, often involving animal models or clinical data that take years to generate and analyze.

    It would make more sense to re-purpose graduate programs to training MSc and then offer the opportunity to those students who are passionate about science to pursue PhDs. Strangely, I don't see any estimates in the report on the projected numbers of jobs requiring PhDs or the carriers undertaken by PhD graduates.

  20. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In reality there is not enough biomedical research funding, because there are still hundreds of thousands of diseases which do not currently have cures.

    There is currently a surplus in insurance sales people and their support staff (actuaries, etc). If the billions of dollars spent each year on funding the medical insurance business could be diverted to curing diseases then this would be a win-win situation for the biomedical field and for patients. Of course if this happened then the insurance people would not be able to maintain their lifestyles, so you can expect the lobbyists will ensure that the medical industry is always under-funded.

  21. As an academic in engineering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at a large research university, with a strong biomedical engineering program, I've seen first-hand, that our biomed students remove biomedical engineering from their CVs and just go with their traditional major (mechanical, electrical, etc.), to find jobs. At our institution, biomed is a very prestigious and highly selective program, with significant additional coursework requirements. The field is heavily promoted to idealistic young scholars, basically so that researchers can get free labor in mandatory research internship semesters. AC for obvious reasons.

  22. Micro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm attending school right now for microbiology, and I was hoping to get into researching pathogens in a medical setting. Is this something I should maybe avoid, or is there a decent job market I could look forward to entering in a couple of years?

  23. Thanks by cratermoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    THANK YOU!

    Every time I read another article or book about how we need more STEM education in schools I want to pull my hair out and scream "HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING JOBS THAT PAY?"

    Let's be honest, getting a degree in the sciences, math, or technology is hard. It takes dedication right from an early age in school where science and math studies are bastardized by political interests that insist on BS like "teaching the controversy", and even if you can get a good education, those interests play second fiddle to athletics and prom night.

    Then you go into college where you get weed-out classes and tons of labs that cost a lot of additional money over tuition, books, and room and board.

    After *that*, if you have the dedication, you do graduate work for an advanced degree and possibly post-doc work.

    After all that, *if* you can find a job, you get paid for a year's work about what a Wall Street broker makes during the time he's sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and forget about tenure-track educational positions, those are rarer than hen's teeth in the 21st century.

    I'm not done yet -- if you do manage to go though all that, you end up a field where the very basis of your work - the scientific method and things like evolution and global warming - are just punching bags to idiot politicians who won't hesitate to destroy your reputation and career if your findings don't square with their personal fantasies.

    If the US is serious about science, math and technology, they'll stop harping about needing more education and start paying attention to revitalizing the field's job prospects and respectability.

    1. Re:Thanks by lbbros · · Score: 1

      After all that, *if* you can find a job, you get paid for a year's work about what a Wall Street broker makes during the time he's sitting on the toilet taking a dump

      Sorry for the bluntness, but so what? I'm only worried about my pay if it doesn't give me enough to have a reasonable standard of life. Why should I be envious of my other peers?

      --
      A CC-licensed illustrated horror novel
    2. Re:Thanks by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      If the US is serious about science, math and technology, they'll stop harping about needing more education and start paying attention to revitalizing the field's job prospects and respectability.

      Let's be honest okay? The US does need to be serious about it, but it's already at the saturation point. With too many people, and not enough positions. Or positions in other areas where they're importing people from other countries. Or where they're simply importing cheap labor(yay h1b?). Some people would be better off just getting a trade.

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    3. Re:Thanks by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I imagine he'd feel differently if his peer was just that much more intelligent, or posessed some particular talent/skill that he did not. However, the only difference seems to be a different career choice.

      Also, if you can't find a job at all, then chances are you aren't going to have a reasonable standard of life.

      The reason nobody is studying STEM is that it requires a lot of talent to begin with, a great deal of dedication, and in the end leads to not all that much compensation. Why bother?

    4. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason nobody is studying STEM is that it requires a lot of talent to begin with, a great deal of dedication, and in the end leads to not all that much compensation. Why bother?

      Someone has to be smart enough to get the degree but then they also have to be an idiot when it comes to pay
      and finances.
      Calls for more STEM graduates by industry and government is a joke and an excuse to bring in more cheap foreigners.
      Who is stupid enough to work their butt off in college for years and take on large student loans
      to make less than a plumber or an electrician or a construction worker?
      The US labor market is NOT a free market in any sense of the word.
      I work as a contractor at a huge company that brags about 1 billion dollar profits a QUARTER but
      pays LOW rates and uses a LOT of interns to do their work.
      They are outsourcing as much as they can to India and China and yet complain they can't get good contractors
      and direct employees to work for them at below market rates.
      In my personal experience this is typical of huge multinational corporations in the US these days.
      The truly smart people avoid STEM for a good reason......

    5. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      States can't afford to pay PHDs who have sacrificed their youth in the pursuit of knowledge because we're paying $100k a year pensions to government employees. Even worse too many government workers have produced nothing of value to society, staining with laziness the very institutions Americans need most, and yet can never be fired. Yes there are lazy employees who spend their entire career in the private sector but very very few retire with the types of benefits whose excesses could employee tens of thousands of our brightest young PHD graduates.

    6. Re:Thanks by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Envy may not have been the point. Wall street brokers getting paid many times what scientists do: that to me says we as a society are more interested in a slot machine than curing cancer.

  24. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Internships are such a fuzzy concept for most people. Among I.T. folks in particular, I've seen quite the battle cry lately for unpaid internships to be made flat-out illegal. That would be a foolish thing to do and here's why.

    Unpaid internships were originally conceived by universities so that the student could come into a company, get a bit of training, and see how the business works from the inside. The company is supposed to derive no benefit from having the intern there. I've worked in places that did this and this kind of experience is very valuable for the student because it gives them a glimpse of the "real world" and hopefully informs their career choices.

    Paid internships, in contrast, do have the intern doing real entry-level work and, for the most part, has all of the responsibilities of an employee.

    Any company which brings in unpaid interns and has them doing actual work which directly or indirectly benefits the company is probably operating outside the law in most states. Any states which do not expressly prohibit this need to have their citizens stand up and make it so, but with the reason and clear-mindedness to not just make all unpaid internships flat-out illegal as you would propose.

  25. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is what graduate school is like for a lot of science and engineering fields: you get paid to attend and work in a lab gaining real job skills. The only caveat is the job skills can be biased toward certain work that may or may not be that applicable outside of research work. Depending on the field and the team the student chooses to join, that work experience might be even narrower, e.g. specific to only academia environment.

  26. You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by MacTO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... a backlash against education. Schools have been training too many people for certain disciplines for decades, but it seems as though they are now training too many people for all disciplines. In some cases, there are 10 people holding a degree in a field for every job opening. Not only are those other 9 people looking for work out of their field, they are often stuck with minimum wage jobs, over four years of lost income, and their career is set back over four years.

    So what are these graduates going to end up telling their children?

    1. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by DesScorp · · Score: 2

      ... a backlash against education.

      I think there's almost certainly going to be a backlash against college in general... and that's good and long overdue. The "all kids should go to college" idea has resulted in too many students in too many colleges with too many dollars being shoveled into a bubble that might equal the housing bubble. And as STEM is hard, few kids choose it, opting for easier majors, relying on the old myth that simply waving their diploma will get them a good job. Thousands of social sciences, ethnic/gender studies, and humanities majors are discovering that fallacy the hard way now. And because of the sheer glut of graduates in a bad economy... most of reduced quality and from reduced academic rigor... even STEM and business graduates are finding it harder than usual. There's a reason why so many non-STEM and non-business grads try law school... they want high earnings, have no future with a bachelors, and go "Hey! I know! Lawyers make lots of money!". This is an annoyance to serious students that actually wanted to practice law from the get-go.

      When the Higher Ed bubble bursts, it's gonna be something to see. If it's anything like the housing or tech bubbles in scale, expect a lot of schools to shut their doors... and many of them will be longstanding colleges you'd think immune.

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    2. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "all kids should go to college" idea has resulted in too many students in too many colleges with too many dollars being shoveled into a bubble that might equal the housing bubble

      This is a misunderstanding. A better educated public is universally more efficient, more productive. IT IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO HAVE MORE EDUCATION. Even if it is in some degree that you think is shit, the truth is that, even if people just learn how to remember enough facts for a test, they are still going to be able to do their job better. While I somewhat agree that absorption rate is lagging (more due to a prolonged bad economy), in 10 years the number of people retiring will dwarf the number of people entering the working world. The participation rate in the economy is at an all time low primarily because the baby boomers are retiring. The actual problem is that turnover rates at companies are high enough that no one wants to spend time or money investing in training new recruits to a degree that 20 years ago would be standard. Its people like you, who look down on other people, who are working at HR, that require 5 years experience for jobs that are essentially doable by a person on the street.

    3. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      What alternative is there? Go straight into the servant sector? (Oops I meant service sector.)

    4. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better educated public is universally more efficient, more productive.

      Everyone going to college clearly is not working. For one thing, it just puts everyone in needless debt. Many people will find out that they did not actually need a college degree for their specific profession.

      Sorry, but college isn't for everyone.

      the truth is that, even if people just learn how to remember enough facts for a test, they are still going to be able to do their job better.

      What? That's false. Rote memorization is not real learning.

    5. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      When the Higher Ed bubble bursts, it's gonna be something to see. If it's anything like the housing or tech bubbles in scale, expect a lot of schools to shut their doors... and many of them will be longstanding colleges you'd think immune.

      I'm not sure about this.

      Don't get me wrong - I agree with virtually everything else you've written. However, why would the bubble collapse affect colleges? I'd expect it to impact the colleges about as much as the mortgage bubble affected banking executives.

      Who lost out on the mortgage bubble? If you owned a home you lost out since it got devalued. If you loaned somebody money for a home you lost out since they won't pay you back $400k for a house that is only worth $300k. If you build homes then you might be fine, as long as you didn't own any of them, though you might be less busy now.

      With education taxpayers and students fork over money to colleges, who disperse it mostly to administrators, but also to professors and staff who do real work. After this is done you end up with a student who has an education, and a loan to repay to the taxpayers. Right now that education is already of low value - we just haven't gotten to the point that new applicants have realized it. I'm not quite sure how the loans are getting repaid now (parents most likely), but I expect an eventual crisis there. The college is like the home builder - they were paid in advance and don't have any personal risk in the situation.

      Sure, a drop in demand would impact the colleges. Hopefully it will lead to a reigning-in of costs. We'll never get rid of the top few ranks of leaches at the top, but perhaps we'll have fewer assistant senior associate vice provosts and such.

      What I'm wondering is what the trigger will be. Will taxpayers finally balk at guaranteeing loans for people who can't repay them? Will parents suddenly realize that spending $200k just so you aren't ashamed to admit that you didn't send your kid to college is dumb?

      At work I have to talk to a bunch of interns, and I was just thinking about what I'd say if asked about how to get a job. I can't remember the last time any department at my company I am familiar with actually hired somebody out of college - it probably has been almost a decade now. I'm amazed we still even have an intern program.

    6. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      A better educated public is universally more efficient, more productive. IT IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO HAVE MORE EDUCATION.

      I agree. But I have a slightly different solution. How about improving secondary education in this country? One of the factors behind degree inflation is the fact that lower tiers of education have been dumbed-down over the last few decades. Just look at how many top-tier universities (e.g., UVA) offer remedial courses in maths and English. Why should institutions of higher education be forced to clean up the mess that high schools made? Part of the solution lies with returning to a time where a high school diploma was worth something, rather than just a piece of paper saying you persisted through four years of pep-rallies and underage drinking.

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      'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
    7. Re:You've gotta wonder if there's going to be ... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      I know I'm committing a faux pas by replying to myself, but I will also add that a big reason we have such a higher-ed bubble in the USA is our national (and atavistic) worship of college athletics. If you didn't have schools tripping over each other and spending a lot of money to attract athletes, many problems (and petty politics) would simply vanish. Do the vast majority of Division I college athletes belong in a classroom? Hell, most of them can barely sign their own names. And just for the record, I'm not talking about the top student who happens to go to school on a tennis or lacrosse scholarship to supplement any academic scholarships. I'm referring to the mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers who don't know how to do anything other than throw a leather ball around and get laid afterwards.

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      'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
  27. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by ATMAvatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The crux of the issue with allowing unpaid internships that provide nothing of value to the company and paid internships which do is this: prove the intern's work provided value. If a record company or Hollywood studio can bill a blockbuster success as somehow a multi-million dollar loss, you can bet that any company that wants to exploit unpaid interns will easily be able to "prove" that they got nothing of value.

    The distinction between the two works just fine in an environment with mature adults, but the business world is a bunch of two-year-olds screaming "mine!".

    --
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
  28. how does this affect MS degree holders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for someone with an MS in one of the biomedical sciences, what are the job prospects in industry - as bad as for PHD holders? or are masters degree holders more likely to get those jobs b/c employers don't want to pay the premium for someone with a doctorate?

  29. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In reality there is not enough biomedical research funding, because there are still hundreds of thousands of diseases which do not currently have cures.

    At the very least, there are thousands and thousands of genes which have not been studied in any real detail. There's plenty of biomedical research to do that's fairly routine (i.e. doesn't require an absolute best-fo-the-best superstar Einstein). I mean, just go through all the 20,000 or so genes in the human genome and, for each gene that's not already well studied, assign a team of a hundred or so people to studied that particular gene. You'd need a million or so researchers - so the cost might be comparable to the cost of the Iraq war (i.e. easily within the budget of a country like the USA).

  30. Cut the postdoctoral jobs at the grant level by Pausanias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody wants to admit it but slashing funding for postdocs is the right answer. Right now it's so easy to get a postdoc job that professors consider themselves a success if their students get a postdoc position. meanwhile, if you're supervising a postdoc who can't get a tenure-track appointment, it's considered "moving on to the industry" and no big deal.

    If we cut funding for postdocs, this has several benefits. 1) the bottleneck is moved to the grad student level, and fewer grad students will apply; 2) those who would have left academia after their 3rd postdoc wind up wasting less of their life at low pay; 3) the lack of slave labor will cause us professors to actually do the fucking research ourselves rather than being remote grant writing machines as some of my esteemed colleagues have become; 4) more tenure-track jobs will be created from the savings if the grant system adapts by turning into UK style block grants which fund entire departments rather than (often competing) individuals.

    1. Re:Cut the postdoctoral jobs at the grant level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES YES YES. I don't want to respond while logged in for fear of this coming back to bite me, but you've absolutely hit the nail on the head. The current system lets people float along until they are 40 thinking that maybe it will work out for them. Then they get to the age where they are too old to get another postdoc, but lack the "real world" experience necessary to get a job. Combined with the fact that those contract positions had no benefits, that 40 year old is screwed.

    2. Re:Cut the postdoctoral jobs at the grant level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we cut funding for postdocs, this has several benefits. 1) the bottleneck is moved to the grad student level, and fewer grad students will apply;

      If by "fewer", you mean that on average each professor only graduates one or two PhDs of the course of the professor's entire career then I might agree with you. Otherwise, there's still a massive human cost - doing a career change immediately after finishing a biomedical PhD isn't really much better than doing a career change after a couple post-docs.

      You hint that you'd like to see more tenured faculty positions. The advantage that would have over creating more permanent staff scientist positions is that the tenured faculty positions would have more freedom for scientific creativity.

      On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of college level education go online in the next decade or so. It's actually already happening in a big way at the community college level. I'm not sure that the research university concept is viable in the longer term. I wouldn't be surprised to eventually see a big shift to having research done by staff scientists at dedicated government research institutes.

    3. Re:Cut the postdoctoral jobs at the grant level by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      That's basically the recommendation in the report.

      They propose basically two things:

      1. Increasing the percentage of NIH money that funds permanent positions, versus PhD and postdoc stipends; and

      2. Shift the funding of PhD students and postdocs away from PI-controlled project money. Instead, have more of the money allocated towards competitive fellowships that PhD students and postdocs can apply for, where they'll be paid directly from the NIH and not tied to a funded project.

  31. American has bought into the H-1B propaganda by jfern · · Score: 2

    There are clearly too few jobs for the STEM field majors who graduate, but those who want cheaper labor have a much louder mouthpiece for their viewpoint. The media loves to compare the scores of every single 12th grader in the US to those select few in other countries who are going on to an engineering school, and then talk about how terrible we are doing in math. The comparisons are ridiculous.

  32. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some of the graduates may not have the greatest critical reasoning skills, but surviving in such a program most definitely requires significant determination and dedication.

    Equally advantageous: extreme mismanagement at all levels.

    I spent five years in one of the most prestigious biomedical science graduate programs and somehow managed to get a PhD (I say this not to brag, but to make the point that they'll give just about any asshole a degree). I have seen countless graduate students and postdocs coast along for years with no results to show for it, without any action from the supervisors. Sometimes bad luck is a factor - even the most talented scientist can be helpless when faced with an intractable experiment - but a good manager knows when to cut his/her losses. A good manager also knows when to say, "perhaps grad school isn't a good environment for you. Maybe you should quit now with an MS and go do something more useful with your life." A good manager realizes that when someone stops showing up for months on end, it's time to fire his sorry ass and hire someone useful, or buy more equipment. An HPLC never shows up at 3pm because it overslept after eating too many pot brownies. (True story!)

    What makes this really depressing: most of the people I went to school with were far above average intelligence and capable of doing excellent work with the proper motivation and management. There are lots of exceptionally bright men and women in their 20s slaving away in laboratories on soul-crushing projects, supervised by an odd mix of micromanagers, passive-aggressives, and absentee landlords (for lack of a better term). Most of us are utterly unsuited for graduate school, either in theory or in practice. Only a fraction are cut out to be full research faculty, and even some of these I wonder if they'd be happier doing something different. (The remainder, I seriously wonder whether they'll be fucking up their grad students' lives in 20 years.) Most of us go to grad school because that seemed like the logical route at the time, and we enjoyed learning and experimenting. After 5-6 years of largely wasted effort, almost none of us would still recommend grad school to our younger selves. I still feel bad about a few of the younger students who didn't get the brutally honest advice they deserved, because we didn't want to hurt their feelings.

    There are probably a few sub-fields where it is possible to stay on the cutting edge and be employable for years after graduation - next-gen sequencing, perhaps. But I get depressed every time I go to meetings and meet students and postdocs with IQs well above 120 slaving away on projects that are probably useful but certainly not world-changing, and who will probably end up with one or two papers in Journal of Molecular Biology, and eventually need to find jobs in their chosen fields. What jobs? Even if you're the most badass electron microscopist in all of New England, what does that prepare you to do other than perpetuate the cycle of mismanagement at another research institution? Assuming you can even get the job, of course; even a top-tier journal publication doesn't automatically get you anything when you're competing with several hundred other postdocs.

    Sadly, I still haven't figured out what to do with the degree that took most of my youth and nearly all of my sanity. I never had any ambitions towards faculty posts, fortunately, but there aren't a ton of jobs in industry in my field either. I still work in the same field in academia in a full-time researcher position, which is relatively stable if you ignore the fact that my employer is $14 trillion in the red and counting. I'm probably marginally more employable because I managed to pick up very good programming skills along the way, but still, if I want to move into software engineering I'm either going to be competing with CS PhDs, or settling for bachelors-level jobs. Every time I read my alumni newsletter from college I cringe, and think "Jesus Christ, why didn't I just sell out like everyone with a brain?"

  33. Biomedical Engineering has fastest job growth by cortex · · Score: 1, Insightful

    According to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, Biomedical Engineering is one of the fastest growing occupations and has a median income of over $80,000. I think that this NIH study, which was run mainly by people in academia, doesn't fully account for the jobs in industry.

    1. Re:Biomedical Engineering has fastest job growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying basically is that some of the facts of the article are politically based claptrap, the oh woe is me, I cant find a job so the economy is bad and its all the black guys fault?? The unemployment numbers as compared to the number of job seekers and job holders in the economy just do not match up, yet you see the republicans all over the media screaming lies like "the economy has gotten worse under Obama!" or "Obama has just increased spending over the Bush administrations previous record" which is patently false to anyone who takes 15 or so minutes to read a few scholarly based articles on Jstor or Google Scholar on the subject.(The Obama administration has had the smallest amount of spending out of the last 5 presidents, that is a fact, don't believe me ?? look it up..) I think that the news in general in an election year is slanted at Obama bashing, just because the absurdity of that is what is selling news and it has nothing to do with the truth. It is truly sad the lows to which the media has sunken , abandoning journalistic integrity to make money which amounts to dirty republican blood for oil money. Why are they screaming lies so loud and trying to make them the truth? because the GOP has realized that they are actually in the minority and are in danger of becoming a relic of history.. they are going to become a relic of history and they apparently are not going out without a fight. These guys will apparently say anything to save their jobs.

    2. Re:Biomedical Engineering has fastest job growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      According to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, Biomedical Engineering is one of the fastest growing occupations and has a median income of over $80,000. I think that this NIH study, which was run mainly by people in academia, doesn't fully account for the jobs in industry.

      As an academic for whom the question of biomedical jobs is most definitely not academic, I was interested enough to follow your link.

      The actual title of the table you link to is "Fastest growing occupations, 2010 and projected 2020". So, these are government projections out to 2020. Also, the number of jobs is expected to grow from about 15,000 up to 24,000 (an increase of 9,000) which in a country the size of the USA (population 300 million) really isn't that much.

      But the key point comes when you look at the full table in the actual publication and see that the minimum degree required for entry to the field of "Biomedical Engineering" is a bachelors degree.

      Maybe there will be lots of job opportunities for biomedical PhDs in 2020 and maybe there won't. Either way, the link you cite is totally irrelevant to the current situation.

    3. Re:Biomedical Engineering has fastest job growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately that is not the case. I'm finishing a PhD in Computer Science and my girlfriend finished her Master in Biomedical Engineering. She has been looking for a industry job, internship, whatever in months and she is not invited even for interviews. I got a job in London for a major company (before finishing my PhD) and she is moving with me. She has contacted many medical devices companies in London and again not 1 invited her for an interview. Since I'll be reasonably paid, we are considering the option of getting her back at school in a degree that has industry integration such as co-ops. This just to get her foot in the industry!

      Another problem is that major companies can hire specialists: i.e. a biologist, a chemist, a doctor and an electrical engineer. No use for them to hire a jack of all trades like a biomedical engineer. Smaller companies where biomedical engineers are useful, can not take the risk of hiring a recent graduate so they require years of experience.

  34. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 2

    Any training-grant-funded program that produces a lot of unemployable graduates is in big trouble.

    It depends how far down the road you're looking. Any idiot can find a postdoc position; look at science job sites (like Nature Jobs) and you'll see no shortage of openings in most fields. A very large fraction of biomedical grad students - the few who are ambitious and capable enough to succeed in an academic career path, and the majority who are too clueless to cut their losses while they can still salvage their dignity - will end up postdoc job shortly after graduation. I really doubt that the granting agencies track them beyond this point. Whether any of these poor souls are "employable" after spending several years as postdocs is debatable - and to whatever extent this is the case, it's largely because the more senior researchers expect that everyone else endure the same bullshit they had to put up with.

  35. Re:Cut the postdoc -- what is the priority? by neurocutie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Slashing postdoc funding may reduce grad students and training, but is that the real goal here? The goal that I'm interested in is doing the most research and gaining the most understanding about biology, science, etc, etc. Postdocs in fact are the MOST PRODUCTIVE workers in research in terms of research output -- they are much cheaper than faculty, they are well-trained and do what they are doing in the lab, they don't have to worry about grants, admin, teaching, etc. The most productive labs are the ones that have the most postdocs. And from the point of view of the individual, one's BEST YEARS are the postdoc years, for these same reasons.

    so if the goal is reducing trainees, fine, slash way. But if you actually want research RESULTS and productivity, you need to insure a healthy and plentiful stream of well-trained postdocs.

    if anything, the LEAST effective people in the chain are the SENIOR faculty, they are the most expensive and do the least research. Cut there if you want to cut something... (which I don't, I'd rather cut bombs and missles... its ridiculous that the monies we are talking about saving and slashing amount to a couple of bombs and missles...)

  36. Re:Not changing anything - NOT TRUE by neurocutie · · Score: 2
    The recs, if implemented, would actually have a huge dampening effect on numbers of grad students, both directly and indirectly...

    - rec to reduce or prohibit grad student funding on research grants, shifting them to training grants. There is NO WAY that the numbers of slots on training grants, even if you quadrupled those grants, would amount to even just 5% of the numbers of grad students paid off of research grants. This rec would slashing the numbers of grad students (and graduate programs), by at least 80%.

    - rec to pay postdocs more, ok but HOW, where does the money come from? The rec amounts to a 30-50% increase in the COST of a postdoc, once you add in the benefits packages proposed. This rec simply means reducing the numbers of postdocs by 30-50% (there isn't more money available anywhere). And this reduction in postdoc slots would in turn reduce the numbers of grad students. Not to mention that it is a stupid recommendation because postdocs are the MOST productive members of any decent lab.

    - rec to increase staff scientists (nevermind the question of how to pay for them since such positions costs 4-5X as much as a grad student). This rec also would directly reduce the numbers of grad students since the point is to have staff scientists do the lab work that grad students now do.

    All these proposals not only reduce the numbers of grad students trained, but, more importantly, would INCREASE the cost of doing research (or reduce the amount of results given the same funding levels), all at a time when NIH funding is flat and may well be slashed (as Romney is proposing). All bad moves in my view...

    What we need to do is stop pouring so much money into the military... the monies that all these proposals affect amount to just a few bombs and missles...

  37. Re:More H1-b Visas! That's the ticket! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Perform biomedical experiments on them. Then they get a paid a salary, and citizen graduates can perform their research ;-)

  38. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I must admit I'm on a bit of a high horse, as my life's passion has always been bioinformatics. I'm a better software engineer than most software engineers I know, and I fulfilled part of my Bachelor's general education requirement with a third-year course in physical biochemistry taught by the same professors as my mandatory third-year proteins-and-enzymes biochemistry course. (They weren't exactly picky.) I'll also be honest in that I'm just entering my Master's in the fall, and can't really comment on the realities of the job market with anything but wide-eyed hope.

    My advice is that you may actually want to consider computing more seriously. Research hospitals pay out their rear ends for bioinformaticians just with masters' degrees, and that's in a field where only a handful of institutions really offer dedicated programs, doing applied work (i.e., not a lot of code review.) Software engineering ability really is not actually a prerequisite, as most of the code turned out by computational biologists is utter garbage by engineering standards (and people with wetlab experience are uniformly way better at writing papers.) I'd also imagine grants are relatively easy to get, if you wanted to keep to a more biochemical circle, given that even popular science magazines are aware of the "[too much] data problem," but, well, I'm no lab head. :)

    The truth is that there are very few CS people with an interest in molecular biology or biochemistry. Out of the 14 students graduating this year from my program in our computational biology-and-medicine concentration, I was the only student who definitely professed an interest in genomics rather than robot-aided surgery. (It wasn't the largest CS department, but I've got another anecdote—a friend looking at prospective supervisors at Notre Dame sparked interest just by mentioning that she knew "a bioinformatician.") On the whole, the amount of knowledge in genetics and chemistry required to be an effective molecular biologist just doesn't fit into the learning approach of most people who seek out post-undergrad education in computer science; they have a certain whimsy to them that you'd recognize mostly in philosophy or literature majors. They're just not detail-oriented enough to get all the way into it.

    So... don't despair. Not yet, anyway.

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    Bio questions? Ask me to start a Q&A journal. Computer analogies available for most topics!
  39. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Internships are such a fuzzy concept for most people. Among I.T. folks in particular, I've seen quite the battle cry lately for unpaid internships to be made flat-out illegal. That would be a foolish thing to do and here's why.

    Unpaid internships were originally conceived by universities so that the student could come into a company, get a bit of training, and see how the business works from the inside. The company is supposed to derive no benefit from having the intern there. I've worked in places that did this and this kind of experience is very valuable for the student because it gives them a glimpse of the "real world" and hopefully informs their career choices.

    Paid internships, in contrast, do have the intern doing real entry-level work and, for the most part, has all of the responsibilities of an employee.

    Any company which brings in unpaid interns and has them doing actual work which directly or indirectly benefits the company is probably operating outside the law in most states. Any states which do not expressly prohibit this need to have their citizens stand up and make it so, but with the reason and clear-mindedness to not just make all unpaid internships flat-out illegal as you would propose.

    When I was an undergrad I had a well paid internship at the company that's now my employer. There were several things that the company did right. First of all, the internship was open ended. I could continue to be an intern as long as I maintained full time college enrollment. They started me at a respectable entry level wage for someone without a college degree or a lot of experience in the field. Every semester that passed, I got a raise up to the maximum rate. I finished my internship making over $18.00/hr. I would have never considered an unpaid internship. It's amusing that people want to make them illegal, I'd flat out refuse to take one.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  40. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you continually praise that which cannot be comprehended by one such as you?

  41. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you can bet that any company that wants to exploit unpaid interns will easily be able to "prove" that they got nothing of value.

    Hang on... if the unpaid intern provided nothing of value; it would be irrational for the company to have brought them on in the first place.

    Obviously companies do get something value. Free contributions to anything that the company does, or free contribution to development of anything the company will use is a benefit.

    It makes perfect sense for the governmetn prohibit not paying interns at least a minimum wage for any time during which they are requested to provide a service to the company or doing any kind of work for the company.

    If they are receiving instruction, then it makes sense anything they were paid would not include time they were receiving instruction or demonstration but not doing any work or executing the performance of any task.

  42. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any idiot can find a postdoc position; look at science job sites (like Nature Jobs) and you'll see no shortage of openings in most fields.

    It's worth noting that there's an increasing trend toward limiting post-doc positions to fresh PhDs (within five years of graduation). One can debate whether that's good or bad. But the practical consequence is that it's becoming more and more difficult to string post-doc positions together into an ad-hoc permanent staff scientist career - either you claw your way into a faculty position within about 10 years of graduation or you're out on the street.

  43. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by Ruie · · Score: 2

    While this is also true, the current system is completely unsustainable unless the funding basically increases exponentially, which is never going to happen. The problem is that for each faculty (each lab), you typically have ~4 postdocs and ~4 PhD students at a time... so after 5 years, you've gone from needing 1 faculty position to 5. If they each get jobs, after another 5 years you're up to 25 positions... unless funding (and, equally as importantly, university positions/space) is going to increase exponentially, it eventually falls apart.

    It's exactly the same training problem as other fields (law, medicine) in that you're constantly training more people than there are current positions... except that in those fields if you really can't find a position, you can go open your own practice. In biomedicine, that's nearly impossible - any serious research lab is going to require a significant amount of funding and resources that you basically can't get outside the university/grant system, and it's very difficult to do a biomedical startup without having a prototype already existing (since it's biology, and the failure rate is high simply because we don't understand enough about most systems yet to know what will work and what won't without actually testing it).

    There is a flaw in your argument - the population of United States is growing much more slowly. So at some point everyone will be trained. Wouldn't that be nice ?

  44. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

    Hm, I have a PhD in biochemistry to my name, but I think you are overexaggerating the differences to the humanities here. Yes, the degree was hard, we got tested to the limits of our intellectual capacities, but then again, I hang around with a lot of history and linguistics guys - if I listen to their musings I feel slightly inadequate... That stuff *can* be hard, too, if you do not treat it as a feel-good degree....

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    Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
  45. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would have never considered an unpaid internship. It's amusing that people want to make them illegal, I'd flat out refuse to take one.

    However, there are people that do take them. And in some cases unpaid interns do constitute competition against paid entry-level applicants, resulting in smaller supply of entry-level jobs available, and therefore, lower wages / less-advantageous hiring terms for professional entry-level applicants who want to be paid.

  46. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Oh, to tie this to the topic at hand - I did not get a job in research, despite a good publication history in Biochemistry, Journal of Virology and JACS... I am doing the good old patent lawyering thing now... Go figure.... The whole field of research is swamped with graduates... :P

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    Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
  47. Too many jobs? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 2

    Maybe these smart, hardworking people should think of going into business then, instead of working for someone else. There seems to be no shortage of investment money available for people with ideas.

    --
    blindly antisocialist = antisocial
  48. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    I think with a focus on bioinformatics, you are set up well. I was more of a spectroscopy guy back then, mostly NMR, and that seems slightly problematic these days.Others I studied with, people with a focus on proteomics and transcriptomics with a solid bioinformatic background immediately got good research jobs with the industry. I won't cite my only bioinformatics paper here, as it is too embarassing.... Some genetic algorithm stuff on optimizing the tendency of sequences to adopt helical structures. But hey, it got published :P

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    Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
  49. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by lurk+and+pounce · · Score: 2

    You sound like a more bitter version of me. Did you like your PIs? My parents are scientists so I've always sort of known that the science world is as you describe, and I had the big advantage when starting grad school to know that it was critical to pick a PI that personally cared and took their mentorship responsibility seriously. I frankly didn't even really care about what kind of work they did, or wether they were renown. I knew I'd do good work in the right environment, and everyone would win. As a result, all the PIs I worked with until graduating were top-notch, and are still looking out for my best interests. Unfortunately, like you, I had little interest in academia, and got into programming in a big way. This has derailed me a bit, as making this jump ain't easy. CS people don't care about good publication records in prestigious journals. And while I have some pretty good programming and algorithm skills (I smoked the other CS undergrads and grads in the few CS courses I took while doing my bio PhD), at the end of the day, my degree isn't just the wrong one, but it's a bit of a red flag. Don't sell out, but if any of those friends are in good places to affect hiring, then get over the imposter syndrome, swallow the pride, and start pushing them to hook you up with a job. I used to think that it was a problem that the world works this way instead of by merit, but I've since come to accept, even appreciate, that perhaps it's all about the human connection anyways: when it comes to the workplace, a brilliant asshole is mostly just an asshole. I did end up finding a job that I find pretty interesting, leverages my unusual education, pays well, and is giving me the chance to build some demonstrable bragging rights if I ever want to pursue a more software-centric career. All I had to do was ask, and be a bit shameless.

  50. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go work for Google they are doing lots of computational biology things.

  51. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any company which brings in unpaid interns and has them doing actual work which directly or indirectly benefits the company is probably operating outside the law in most states

    Its also against IRS regulations and the IRS is much more likely to take action on reported violations tan some State Attorney General.

  52. Links for context by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Vitamin D deficiency is a hazard of indoors work, and contributes to why academia in general is messed up (along with other parts of the industrialized world). Likewise for people not getting enough good nutrition from omega 3s and vegetables -- poor health just makes people messed up. Other ideas I've collected on improving health:
    http://www.changemakers.com/discussions/discussion-493#comment-38823

    Here are some links I put together for context about current academia:
    http://p2pfoundation.net/backups/p2p_research-archives/2009-October/005379.html

    See especially:

          "The Big Crunch" by David Goodstein, Vice Provost, Caltech
          http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html

          "Disciplined Minds" by Jeff Schmidt
          http://www.disciplined-minds.com/

    And one other that is not there:
        http://philip.greenspun.com/careers/women-in-science

    Good luck.

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    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Links for context by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      And one other that is not there: http://philip.greenspun.com/careers/women-in-science [greenspun.com]

      I had not seen this before, but thank you for pointing it out - his observations are dead-on.

  53. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by DaveGod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    also get rid of unpiad and college only internships (paid or unpaid) We need to get rid of the idea of pay to work / work for free and pay full price for Credits.

    Hmm. I work in an accounting practice, we occasionally get "interns" of two kinds.

    Firstly, people who are in the break between high school and university, or who are considering a career change. The folks are mainly looking to see what it's like. There's also an element of being able to put study into some context and have an edge in future interviews. Employers feel like they're taking a gamble on someone who has no idea what the work is like, or what they're getting into, so it's a significant advantage. They are what I consider an internship is supposed to be about.

    These folks are usually in for about a month and it's unpaid. It does feel like a tough month of hard work for them, because it's all new and we give them a taste of a range of things. The firm's pretty good about that actually; at the time it's daunting for the intern but it is exactly what they were hoping for and need.

    What they're not doing though is producing anything of value. Sure they'll complete things, like a bank reconciliation, but they'll take maybe a day to do it. As the senior it'd take me about an hour to do the same thing myself, and I'll have spent at least that hour showing them what to do and then another hour checking it and bringing it up to standard for the file. Yes, per unit of productivity, interms end up a hell of a lot more expensive than seniors. It looks like work, feels like work, but it isn't contributing anything. What they're doing is basically a college exercise, just in a practical setting and without having to pay for the one-to-one tuition. It would actually be more efficient for the firm to treat it more explicitly like that i.e. give them photocopies and put what they do in the trash while I do the real work for the file, but it's important to convey the sense that they're contributing to the file, to a real-world thing that has importance, ramifications, standards, is part of a larger project... After all they didn't come here to do an exercise out of a textbook.

    Unpaid interns are very expensive in my time. They get a very good return for their time investment. That's probably why all the interns I've seen have either been kids of clients, or someone making a career change who would be an obvious asset if they do decide the work is for them and join the firm. To be fair, that's probably also the reason the interns are getting such good value, I have heard of other firms who basically sit them down and make them do the photocopying or churn through bank recs non-stop, so they are producing value and overall saving time/cost of paid staff whilst getting very little of value from it.

    The second kind were university students in the summer break. We've not done these for a few years now. They're paid not that much less than the juniors and for their 4-6 weeks they'll basically be new juniors. In other words horribly inefficient. Unlike juniors though, they go back to uni well before they become productive enough to return the training investment. It's basically a write off for the firm just on the prospect that maybe they'll come back after graduation, maybe if they go into industry they'll maybe put our name down when their employer tenders for a new accountant. I suspect the partners also used to think they were kind of getting some temps in during the busy season, but have cottoned on to the reality that they're a time-sink with a net burden on staff when things are already insanely busy. Maybe if they were unpaid and thus had a zero chargeout rate they might just about be worth it, but I doubt it and the partners do not consider that to be acceptable behaviour.

    There's one thing that makes me certain in my assessment above. When we do get an intern, if we're in the off-season folks who aren't busy are interested in the interns, it's fun being tutor. But if busy, all the seniors and

  54. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's exactly the same training problem as other fields (law, medicine) in that you're constantly training more people than there are current positions...

    But that's how the market for labor works: When a job pays well, relative to the effort required to get and maintain that job, people shift into that field. This makes it easier to find highly qualified people at lower wage rates, forces incompetent people out of the field, and generally assures that society allocates its resources optimally. Jobs like teaching and research that provide a lot of non-monetary reward are going to have a lower wage scale to begin with, because there will always be some people willing to pay to do that work (such as grad students and interns).

    Remember, for capitalism to work, you have to be willing to kill off large swaths of your own population if they're too hidebound or stupid to leave a career when someone else can do it better or cheaper. Capitalism only works if you use the stick of starvation as ruthlessly as you use the carrot of unlimited wealth.

  55. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, sounds like your "prestigious" grad program sucked. Mine was awesome. I really felt the faculty in my program wanted to make me into the best scientist I could possibly be.

  56. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know _exactly_ where you're coming from. After years of passive aggressive mismanagement I finally decided to cut my losses, take my MS (ABD), and pursue an alternate career. I start law school in the fall, plan to do patent law, and I'm so much happier for it.

  57. but for IT students could come into a company by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    but for IT students could come into a company with out having to be part of a universities open it to all / tech schools / ETC.

    AS CS is not IT and 4 years is a long time in the class room for IT work when it should be a apprenticeship.

    But some places want to have Information Technology Internships with up to 12 weeks long full time with NO PAY.

    1. Re:but for IT students could come into a company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed? What places are these? I've never seen an unpaid internship for IT/CS throughout college.

    2. Re:but for IT students could come into a company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leapfrog Technology Group abuses interns

      Here is the job add with some added mark up

      Fun points are up 6 months full time with no pay

      and they have the balls to say "This means that if you don't believe there is any value to 12 weeks of unpaid on the job training, then this opportunity is not for you. We're looking for those individuals with long term aspirations in mind, not someone simply looking for a paycheck."

      added mark up start with --

      What is an Information Technology Internship?

      An IT Internship is both an educational experience and a potential full time job after completion.

      An IT Internship teaches students how to apply existing skills to real-world environments.

      An IT Internship gives students the opportunity to learn new skills to better prepare for the competitive job market after graduation.

      An IT Internship offers a variety of positions in at various types of organizations.

      --point 4 is part of payed jobs

      We offer internships to highly motivated individuals who want to enhance their IT exposure while working for a technology company focused on consulting and managed IT support. Our IT operations are located both in Chicago's Loop. We are currently seeking two interns to assist with our outsourced support program for our client located in the Chicagoland area.

      Desired Experience

      1 - 2 years --For a Work for free job?

      Desired Education

      High School or higher --OK

      Desired Technical Skills

      Windows 7, Internet Explorer, Outlook, Remote Access, Remote Desktop, Active Directory Administration, Basic Group Policy. --ok

      Desired Soft Skills

      Additional third party application skills and network infrastructure a plus. Ability to heavily multitask, excellent written and verbal skills, ability to understand business concepts and operations, independent worker, punctual, professional, asks detailed questions.

      Must enhance skills on their own time when necessary at home or in office. --so not only is this work for free it's work off the clock at home as well?

      Job Description and Career Opportunity

      Throughout the course of each day, Leapfrog Technology Group delivers the absolute highest quality and most reliable technical support and network design\implementation services to small and medium organizations between 5 to 150 computers with one or more servers. Leapfrog is a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner in the Midwest Region, focusing on network infrastructure, advanced network infrastructure and managed services. Established in 2002, the company employs a small group of highly capable senior engineers focused on providing IT strategy and ongoing operational support.

      We are currently seeking candidates through our Campus Relations Program for our Information Technology Development Program. This program provides challenging assignments and exceptional growth opportunities. In your role as a Help Desk Analyst, you will expand your skill set by providing prompt and effective support for our clients technical needs. Additionally, Leapfrog has a web design division, provides hardware\software sales, provides project management services, and in this role, additional non technical skills will be developed. This internship requires heavy multitasking, use of technology software to ease the burden on the support specialist, and is extremely challenging. Even for seasoned IT professionals, a role as an IT consultant is a very challenging one. We believe that this will be a position in which the staff is held to the highest standards and will be held accountable to use Leapfrog's proven methodologies.

      Must have the following qualities:

      Business savvy: You are smart and you understand the business implications of your ideas. You are successful in translating classroom training into workplace solutions.

      Results focused: You always give it your best but you're not satisfied until you've acco

  58. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many companies use unpaid interns as a recruiting tool. Often they have them work on 'fake' projects but still manage them like what there doing has value. Then after graduation they offer say ~2/3 of them an actual job, but with a far more accurate salary estimate having worked with them in the past.

    It also side steps the old, just offer them more money problem when recruiting from a top tier university. The intern has 'worked' with these people before, so even if their offer is in line with everything else they are far more likely to accept.

  59. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 2

    Wow, sounds like your "prestigious" grad program sucked. Mine was awesome. I really felt the faculty in my program wanted to make me into the best scientist I could possibly be.

    And I am certain that there were a few people in my program who felt the same way. In fact, a few really did thrive, partly because the stars were in perfect alignment whenever they had to deal with faculty, and partly because they were simply better suited, temperamentally speaking, for the organized chaos of grad school.

    There are probably a handful of students in every program who are so awesome that no amount of mismanagement can keep them down; all they need from senior scientists is a lab bench, adequate funding, and someone to bounce ideas off of. We should of course be encouraging these people to pursue scientific careers. But the average science grad student is not quite this awesome. Most of us are more than capable of understanding the material and performing the experiments, and even having good ideas on our own, but our success (and intellectual growth) really does depend on proper management, and genuinely poor management leaves us really helpless.

  60. Finding work is an art in itself. by xtal · · Score: 1

    I came from an academic family - my dad has a PhD in Genetics from a fancy New England university.

    He made it very clear to me that selecting that route would be a life of poverty and to only do it if that was very clear in my head.. (this was in the 80's).

    I have a BSc. in Electrical Engineering; it was the most practical way in and out of academia I could find that would leave me with a long-term credible degree. Multivariable complex calculus isn't getting any easier. My entire career I set aside my own time to spend networking with the public and private sector so I've got opportunities, and I've made sure to build a solid track record along the way.

    If you've got a problem finding work, do you put as much effort into networking and working with people who risk capital as you do in the lab? Do you watch for trends in your field you can capitalize on? If you don't, you're headed for trouble.

    My $0.02.

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  61. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Nah, it's the cachet aspect to it.

    A few years ago my daughter got into Purdue Engineering. We went down for the "women in engineering" orientation, which met in a big auditorium. Then they split the girls up by group and sent each off to their field-specific info.

    "And now all the biomedical engineers stand up..." and over half stood up, at least 70.

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  62. The real problem is with Pharma/Biotech/etc by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    In the 1990s, there was still demand for biology PhDs in the private sector, which has significantly dried up since. It's not GONE, but it's greatly reduced. That's why the emergency-of-people-whining (because couldn't get professorships, had to work in industry) is now an emergency-of-people-in-serious-trouble (because can't get JOBS AT ALL.) For the balance, I'll be using the terms Pharma, Biotech and Industry interchangeably - they're not exactly the same thing but the basic argument applies whether the company is making drugs or medical devices or developing new diagnostic biomarkers or whatever they do employing PhDs in the life sciences.

      On top of this, the research that the biotech companies are doing is mostly me-too research which doesn't benefit the public. In spite of this, industry is continuing to milk the public of their subsidy from patent protection on products that were ~50% developed at public expense anyway. The solution to this is a fairly simple reallocation:
    * End patent protections for medical technologies. Because of capitalism, and markets, and other realities which sensible people accept, this will drive prices through the floor.
    * Take the savings to the rest of the economy, and raise people's taxes (should be balance-sheet-neutral on average for the general population)
    * Give the extra tax revenue to the NIH, and expand the NIH mission to include drug development, medical device development, etc. as needed to bring such to market.

      To be blunt, I do not respect the opinion of people who defend drug patents at this point, especially since such people are generally ideologically committed (as opposed to persuaded on relative merits, no the same thing), to "capitalism". The commitment of "capitalists" to intellectual property protection (instead of market competition) shows them to be craven, deceptive and fraudulent: they're really committed to oligarchy and to the preservation of privilege, not to the market as an instrument of efficient allocation of economic resources. Such people are deeply shameful and depraved - they are not worthy of respect out of any need to promote ideological balance.

      Anyway, even during the 90s, the price paid by the public for patented medical treatments was not really justified given the amount that the Pharma industry spent on R&D:
    http://www.cepr.net/index.php/press-releases/press-releases/cepr-releases-report-on-prescription-drug-research/

      Now a days, with drug expenditures being a larger share of GNP, and pharmaceutical R&D being a smaller share of GNP, the cost:benefit relationship is even more drastic. To put it another way - biotechnology patents, generally speaking, do not meet the constitutional test of being beneficial to the public or of promoting the useful arts. So they should be done away with, and the public sector (which is far more efficient at funding scientific research than the private sector, due primarily to the better information available to the people making decisions) should simply assume that function, producing a significant cost savings for the general public as well as accelerating the pace of research and finding useful employment for our best and brightest.

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    1. Re:The real problem is with Pharma/Biotech/etc by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      On top of this, the research that the biotech companies are doing is mostly me-too research which doesn't benefit the public. In spite of this, industry is continuing to milk the public of their subsidy from patent protection on products that were ~50% developed at public expense anyway.

      As an academic pharmacologist, I can tell you that this is pretty much a myth. Almost always, the great bulk of the work in bringing an idea to the point of a useful treatment is done in industry--detailed PK, toxicity testing, formulation, development of industrial processes for large-scale production, and clinical trials on human populations are by far the most expensive part of drug discovery.

      End patent protections for medical technologies. Because of capitalism, and markets, and other realities which sensible people accept, this will drive prices through the floor.

      Which means that pharmaceutical companies will no longer be able to afford to fund such large research efforts, which means less research done overall, and fewer jobs for people with biomedical degrees.

      I think the complex interplay between academic and industrial research is not well understood outside the field. Academic researchers are able to pursue basic ideas that may not have easy-to-see short-term payoffs in terms of medical applications. Occasionally, they will discover something new that can be further developed by industry for a therapeutic end. Licensing fees paid to universities for patented discoveries end up subsidizing teaching and academic research. And a great deal of academic research depends upon pharmacological tools developed in industry (often "failed" drugs that for one reason or another turned out not to be viable candidates for therapy, but are still incredibly valuable for research applications).

  63. Pet Peeve for Disconnected Learning Environment by mallyn · · Score: 0
    Folks:

    As I see things right now, I think I have been quite spoiled by my experience at Worcester Polytechnic Institute (WPI).

    WPI had a club called the Lens And Lights Club. The Lens And Lights Club (L&LC did all stage lighting and sound on campus. That includes plays, films, concerts; no matter what.

    All of the work; including equipment maintenance, operation, selection, evaluation; you name it; was performed by students.

    This was a great experience and when I was there, I had made an assumption that this was the way things were at all other universities. It made total sense. It gave the students 'ownership' of the entire process and it was a very good real life experience of essentially running a lighting, sound, and movie projection business.

    Then I came to find out that many universities, including the University of Washington in Seattle, use union labor for much of the lighting and sound in its theaters. That means hands off for everyone else.

    This, in my opinion, is a very serious mistake. They are denying the students a valuable education and experience.

    The members of the L&LC were not paid. However, they got a priceless education over and above their lecture and lab work.

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  64. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by L7_ · · Score: 1

    Right. You don't get people switching to Biology because it is too hard, what you do get is a ton of Biology students that have no real interest in Biology and just want to "become a doctor" (note that they do not really want to practice medicine).

    Actually, (even with no evidence) I believe that at least a third of these people have no real interest in biomedical research, they are just doing it as a graduate student because there are almost no other options available. They did not make it into Medical school (or could not afford it) and have no other option with an undergraduate degree in Biology.

    Not going to medical school and with no real idea of what to do in the 'real world' with their biology degree and an advisor talking about grant money, they are encouraged to apply to graduate work in biomedical research or something similar. They don't really care about it though, they are just failed doctoral students.

    Call me biased, but too many freshman level advisors tell people to study Biology.

  65. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by L7_ · · Score: 1

    Exactly. And also of note that biology and life science degrees are also considered to be easier than the physical sciences and engineering disciplines due mainly to the lack of advanced mathematical concepts and rigor. It is turtles all the way down (or up?) though, and if people are being condescending to others studying humanities, or what is contrived to be an easier/less rigorous field, you should take a minute to look at the people studying electrical engineering, who have no time to be condescending! :-)

  66. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by DerangedAlchemist · · Score: 1
    Programming skills in combination with other actual skills can be quite valuable. A lot of scientific software has poor usability because it was written by people who have no idea what realistic use cases or productivity bottlenecks are.

    As for settling for bachelors-level jobs, CS is a very different world from science where work experience matters much more than degrees. But a bachelors in CS and 2 years work experience is probably worth as much as your PhD. Demand does not really match difficulty of the degree, but how replaceable you are.

    My background is fairly similar, but I skipped out at the Masters level to work in industry. In science, PhD really would help get an interview though. HR would have screened out my resume through official channels...

  67. Re:Not changing anything - NOT TRUE by realisticradical · · Score: 0

    What we need to do is stop pouring so much money into the military... the monies that all these proposals affect amount to just a few bombs and missles...

    Interestingly, just as a side note, the military funds a fair portion of research. DoD has a highly sought after graduate student fellowship award and it provides lots of funding for things like prostate cancer research.

  68. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I opted-out of moderation (not enough time), but this post should have a Plus 5. Nicely done, gnat.

  69. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I think you may need to elaborate for your troll to be successful. Pray tell, what do I praise that I cannot comprehend?

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  70. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    +10 for parent comment, s'il vous plait.

  71. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

    I have, actually, met the sort of person you're describing, although they're generally called pre-med or life sciences students. They certainly don't have any interest in research, nor medicine, which is why they invariably wash out of the med school application process. Usually the blame belongs on the parents, who idolize specialist MDs for no reason other than wealth. (There's even a mildly offensive meme about it.)

    The trick, though, is that the moment their dreams shatter, only a handful of them stay on to do research in physiology. A pre-med bachelor's degree does not prepare you to do general biochemistry, so your options when you get to your fourth year are already really obvious to you: either find "one of those jobs" that just requires a bachelor's degree as proof of trial-by-fire, or commit to spending the next eight years doing something that barely pays and requires an immense love of the material you were just skimming anyway. Graduate school is not an attractive option for them; it goes against their (rather materialistic) personal objectives. Instead they usually about-face and either switch majors to a commerce or economics degree when the going gets tough, or just quietly enter the world of business afterwards.

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  72. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I certainly didn't mean to imply that the material is easier to do well at, only that it's possible to scrape through more easily in some disciplines. Linguistics is certainly not a field where good performance is trivial, nor is history. (And I should know, having hobbyist interests in both. I have more dictionaries in my possession than genetics books.) They are, however, more forgiving for most students, because more emphasis is placed on essays as a form of communication, and the language required therefor is generally less formal than the highly-stylized language found in biochemistry. (Even computing papers move at a much more relaxed pace.)

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  73. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

    I believe the most profound sympathies usually go to chemical engineers, who are essentially battle-hardened physical chemists. Calculus all day, Lewis dot structures all night.

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  74. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    Well... do you like it, at least?

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  75. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    I have more dictionaries in my possession than genetics books

    Welcome to the club. English, French and Latin down as a native German speaker, working on Swedish and Japanese now. Considering Arabic, but what dialect.... :D

    When it comes to genetics, I only find Lewin's Genes in my bookshelf...

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  76. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    I do, to some degree. Intellectually, patent lawyering can be quite stimulating and it is a diverse field. I'd prefer to do original research, but that train left the station years ago, I guess...

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  77. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The work for the company compensates for the costs of their training. In many cases, I suspect that training costs outweigh direct benefits for the company. The reason many companies have these programs is for recruiting purposes - they'd have to do the same training for a new hire, and so it saves them money to hire a former intern. Similarly, it allows them to reject someone who wasn't up to their standards without actually firing them as a new hire.

  78. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 2

    My advice is that you may actually want to consider computing more seriously.

    Way ahead of you; I am effectively a full-time software engineer at this point, writing production code used by other researchers. (For reasons mostly unrelated to my rant above, I also turned out to be temperamentally unsuited for bench work.) The problem is that this is still pretty much a dead end, career-wise. My options are either to stay in academia making pretty much the same salary forever and groveling to the NIH for funding every few years, try to land one of the very few industry positions suitable for someone with my background, or leave science altogether and apply my technical skills elsewhere. The latter is starting to look increasingly appealing - much as I'd hate to give up on science, I'm starting to feel stupid working unpaid overtime to keep up with our competitors when the only reward is continued employment at a considerably lower salary than everyone I know in the private sector.

  79. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I recently inherited a few shelves of older genetics books, actually, from a retired professor. My favourite is still The Genetic Code by Woese; it starts off describing (in detail) the state-of-the-art leading up to Watson and Crick, and ends up introducing the RNA world hypothesis (for the first time) in the later chapters. For a couple of years I fancied myself a bit of an antiquarian, so my pride and joy is either my 1726 Democritus (a very tiny book printed with hundreds of Greek scribal ligatures that only a handful of people can read), or my badly-beaten 1898 Webster's, which is something like 3000 pages long and is an incredible wealth of old meanings.

    ...guiltily, though, I haven't really taken the time to learn as many languages as I should; I was bitten by the conlang bug at a very early age and spend most of my free time deriving new words from my own rules rather than studying the ones that surround me.

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  80. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

    Well, I'm hardly a sensible person to go to for career advice, but perhaps you'll find some amusement in this twisted imitation of "out of the mouths of babes."

    I must admit that you sound, on the whole, rather disillusioned with research in general. If your work is just about competing with other groups tackling the same problem, it seems like whatever you're doing just isn't giving you the satisfaction that academia is supposed to. At least in theory, mediocre pay is the sacrifice one must make to be on the forefront of discovery, and everything you've said has been... well, it's been in tune with the plight you described in your first post; there's really no need to repeat all that.

    If you could invent a structural or institutional change to try and prevent people from ending up where you are, what would you do?

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  81. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

    Welcome to my world. Beautiful place, ain't it? From my position, I can only give you one tip: If you sell out, sell out big. Get into patent lawyering. Alternatively suck cocks for crack. Same thing, only one pays better ;)

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  82. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Just in case you do not already know it - have a look at this. Should also take care of you conlang needs - there are always some discussions on that subject. I think you'd fit right in :D

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  83. Not so much in Pharmacology by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    In my field of Pharmacology, most graduate students enter our program, not with the expectation of becoming an academic researcher, but with the goal of going into industry. While there has been some contraction in the industry, our students are still highly successful in finding industry jobs. Our program is old enough that it is not uncommon to see recent graduates hired by students who graduated from our program several years back. We've also also seen students go into related areas that take advantage of their expertise, such as working for the FDA or for venture capital firms that invest in biotechnology.

  84. Re:Master / PHD / Some BA / BS are geared towards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is not fabricated. There is not a five-year backlog to getting a faculty position. At a top-50 research institution there will be 200-300 applicants for every professorship. Trimming the list to the top 30 or so is pretty easy, you look for Science/Nature/Cell papers, high impact/high number of publications, a pedigree that includes top labs (National Academy, Nobel Laureate, etc.) at top schools, and of course you look to make sure they got their own grants--no small accomplishment when the grant success rate is little better than the odds of winning the lottery. So to make it into that top-30 list you are required to have 5-10 years of post-PhD experience. Someone fresh out of grad school just cannot compete in the job market for professors, and even if they could they would not last long as a professor since they would not be able to bring in an R01 grant (basic NIH grant for professors) because they couldn't compete against their new-found peers. This is particularly true as the competition for grant dollars has never been more intense and failure more likely.

    Industry is not hiring. Pharma finally stopped the biweekly 1,000-person mass firings about six months ago. This is after the carnage of 2010 and 2011 where layoffs were five times worse than any previous year, which is saying a lot since they laid off 300,000 in the 2000's. Not only does no one expect those jobs to come back, every year we graduate an increasing number of life science PhDs. Naturally as supply (and unemployment) goes up, wages fall. A new Scientist II gets paid the same dollar amount as a Scientist I did ten years ago. You can find temporary positions in the bay area requiring a PhD, five years experience, and they'll pay you $20 an hour. No relocation. No benefits. And the position lasts six months. Scientists are viewed by companies as merely "expensive" cogs that are interchangeable and disposable. The trend of the future is one of no permanent jobs, only temps and contractors. Work three months to two years, then off to the next position (or back to unemployment). Introducing the PhD migrant worker: no wage too low.

    So why doesn't it change? Academia is utterly dependent on cheap and disposable workers: the PhD student and the postdoc. There aren't grant dollars to pay anybody more than a pittance. Actually there aren't enough grant dollars to pay everybody anymore so studies like the one in the TFA will generate a little bit of hand wringing and nothing more. Meanwhile pharma and biotech are as happy as pigs in shit: not only are their new hires vastly more experienced than they were ten years ago they cost much less too. These days we all know that who has the dollars runs everything, the corporations, the media, the legal system, the government. So when the CEO shrieks about a "shortage" of STEM workers, it's repeated by the politicians and the news media. Since scientists are a tiny minority that very few ever interact with there's nobody to rebut the lie so people believe it's true. Hell even the trade media and professional societies repeat the lie: everything's just fine, become a scientist says the American Chemical Society . So our universities continue to spew out thousands of life sciences PhDs at an ever increasing rate, and the machine merrily chews them up and shits them out.

  85. 72% growth in the next 10 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just looked on Google for what careers are in demand. This article: http://www.moneycrashers.com/5-great-career-fields-for-the-future/
    says "Biomedical engineers will see job growth at a whopping 72%."

  86. Re:thoughtful recs that all require more NIH fundi by khallow · · Score: 1

    Remember, for capitalism to work

    You have to have private ownership of capital. That's it. The bikini-wearing extraterrestrials are not a side affect, I swear.

  87. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I'll keep it bookmarked! But to be honest it's mostly a problem of free time. Somehow I got involved in two part-time research positions and a startup this summer, and it's probably only going to get more ridiculous as time goes on.

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  88. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 2

    I must admit that you sound, on the whole, rather disillusioned with research in general.

    Yes, although this goes well beyond institutional flaws. Part of my frustration is that it's very difficult to do anything truly revolutionary - not because of supposed scientific conservatism/closed-mindedness, but because everyone is so specialized and the low-hanging fruit is already picked. There are many "grand challenges" that will probably be addressed in the next few decades, but they're going to involve painstaking gruntwork by legions of people like me, most of whom will go unrecognized. Of course the same is true of most human endeavors, but when you're deliberately sacrificing youth and fortune in pursuit of knowledge, it's depressing to realize the inherent limitations of your work. I'm just barely starting to establish a reputation for myself in my chosen field, and while I'm thrilled that this is even possible, it's maybe a few tens of thousands of specialists at most who will ever be affected by my work.

    If your work is just about competing with other groups tackling the same problem, it seems like whatever you're doing just isn't giving you the satisfaction that academia is supposed to.

    It's not just about competing with other groups, but the competition in the biomedical sciences is ferocious. This is partly by design: the NIH funds competing proposals all the time (there will be differences in details, of course, but the broader scope and impact is often duplicated). Postdocs may be willing to work 60 hours a week if they think there's a faculty job and the end of the rainbow, but they'll work 80 hours if they think someone else might get there first, and their P.I. is cracking the whip to get a paper out ASAP so they can publish in Nature instead of Biochemistry. Since I'm a methods developer my goals are somewhat different, but it comes down to the same problem. The competition forces us all to work harder, but sometimes I have to wonder what the point is.

    If you could invent a structural or institutional change to try and prevent people from ending up where you are, what would you do?

    Admit fewer grad students. Honestly, I have no bright ideas, but I feel nauseous every time I come across some idiot suggesting that we need to increase enrollment in the basic sciences.

  89. Re:More H1-b Visas! That's the ticket! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree

  90. This is why I got out of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got my MS in biomedical engineering and then promptly went to medical school and now am an orthopaedic surgeon. Clearly not the route for everyone, but I do still use my engineering background in ongoing research, plus it made it easier to get into medical school and then get into one of the most competitive specialties. All my friends that stayed in engineering are doing ok - but we trained at a very well regarded program. If you don't have that going for you its only going to get harder. Of note, I would guess at least half the people in my undergrad biomed engineering class went to or at least tried to go to medical school. Its the new biology or chemistry major stepping stone into medicine.

  91. There are not ACTUALLY too many biomed students by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Please note: this is the INDUSTRY that's complaining. I work in actual government funded research and we have a major shortage of qualified biomed graduates. The industry is complaining that after we're done (usually they start during their PhD program and stay a couple of years after until they get to secure better jobs) with them and they want to move on, they would have to pay them increasingly more to get them to move from their current location and work for them with less job security than academia provides. We pay them ~$50k/year salary + moving costs.

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  92. In eight years, why can't you add an MBA? by johnstrass1 · · Score: 1

    My PhD (Molecular Bio) was 6 years post BS. I was fast (2.5 years below the median)and worked my tail off. Most of my fellow grad students, however, were hardly early risers or late night workers. Nonetheless, the analytic thinking that I received is terrific and probably a part of every PhD which should make them great employees in a variety of fields where clear, logical thinking is essential. The job hunting problem is that there is not a concrete skill that comes with PhD training. Why not have PhD/MBA or other practical degrees? It is ironic that hands on professional schools (Law, MBA, Medical) all have dual program as a recognition of the varied career trajectories. Why not add one in for PhD?

  93. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL, this guy is completely right. I go to a top 5 school in bio. before i got here, i thought it would be awesome to be surrounded by brilliant people. but so many of them coast through grad school without doing anything useful! they are good at executing projects and learning difficult material, but developing their own science and tackling big problems? Don't get me started. Fact is, most science isn't world changing, or if it is, it's tied up in a huge collaboration that could use robots to accomplish the same thing. I am amazed that people will spend their 20s and 30s pursuing this kind of science. OH. There is another kind of useless science that pervades academia: competing against other labs to finish a project! The project is going to get finished no matter what, so why spend your time working on it? This does not advance scientific knowledge, but is more of an ego trip for people who lack perspective... Oh god, I could go on and on and on and on

  94. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    At least in theory, mediocre pay is the sacrifice one must make to be on the forefront of discovery,

    I don't think this is true at all. There is just a system set up to make people believe such things then take advantage of them.

  95. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    If the government is going to fund grad student stipends they also need to fund the R & D jobs later. Since no one knows which R & D will lead to something useful (especially not committees of scientists turned into bureaucrats), it causes a glut. There is widespread dissatisfaction amongst both researchers and the public with the current system.

    IMO the systemic change needed is to develop an interface between the public and scientists so that individual projects that are important to people (who may benefit from the results) can be funded directly. It is at least worth a try.

  96. Re:Master / PHD / Some BA / BS are geared towards by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    Most PhD's just coast and do what they are told... the system is set up to encourage this. It turns intelligent, creative people into automata who just want to advance their careers by "discovering something new". The journals are filled with worthless, poorly controlled, poorly analyzed reports. This is the true problem. A large proportion of researchers are not producing anything of value and even those who do get caught up in publish or perish.

  97. let the market do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like another "housing bubble" problem created by the government spending money the only way it knows how -> like morons. This problem and most problems will go away if we cut government down by %50 or more so these stupid bureaucrats have barely enough money to pay for the basic essential government functions and no money left over for them to tinker and play with designing society and leading us around by the nose. The markets will figure all this out on its own. Don't think so? Then how did America grow up to be so big and strong between 1800 and 1950?

  98. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    Well, where's the money to come from, then? Certainly in some areas that's apparent (cancer research, for example), but most academic work is too tangential and takes too long to come to fruition for the bean-counters to understand its utility. Money is the currency of the living present, not the unborn future; it may not be capital-R Right that this is so, but it's probably the best you can squeeze out of the human species without rewiring the whole survival instinct.

    Personally, I find the smugness that comes from implying bean-counters are mindless, instinctual animals to be more than enough job satisfaction to make up the monetary constraint. But at any rate, one should not walk into academia expecting this situation to have changed; surely people have complained for millennia that thinking ahead will always be undervalued.

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  99. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by the+gnat · · Score: 1

    There is another kind of useless science that pervades academia: competing against other labs to finish a project! The project is going to get finished no matter what, so why spend your time working on it? This does not advance scientific knowledge, but is more of an ego trip for people who lack perspective...

    I think you're fundamentally misunderstanding human nature, and how the academic scientific enterprise functions. We're not just in it for the knowledge; there have to be other incentives too, and while we're used to the relatively low pay, ego still plays a big part. People compete against other labs to finish a project because whoever finishes successfully, and first, will accrue most of the credit and prestige. The professor whose lab wins gets a cover article in a prestigious journal, gets invited to be keynote speaker at meetings, gets cited more, gets his/her postdocs into good faculty jobs, and maybe - many years down the line - ends up in the running for a Nobel prize. Oh, and the NIH will undoubtedly look favorably on future grant proposals.

    It's easy to get on a high horse and say, "well, they should just be in it for the knowledge and good of humanity." Bullshit. Human beings (most of us, anyway) simply don't function that way; we're willing to make some sacrifices if we think it's in a good cause, but personal satisfaction and advancement is paramount. On the other hand, if you can harness all of that self-interest and ego in the interests of advancing human knowledge, you'll get far more accomplished than would otherwise be possible. If you want to motivate an exceptionally bright postdoc - someone capable of making tens of thousands more in a real job - to work 80 hours a week for $50,000 a year, which of these two arguments do you think will be more convincing?

    1. "Just think of how enriched the field will be by this research! Someone might use it to cure cancer in twenty years! And everyone in the lab will know that you did the work!"
    2. "We need to finish this experiment because my evil counterpart at Bastard U. is trying to scoop us, and if that happens, you'll never get that faculty job."

    Now, it can be argued (quite fairly) that (2) has a tendency to lead to sloppy science and hand-waving, but there are trade-offs in any situation, and the solution isn't to rely more on the selfless motives of the scientists involved, but other institutional reforms to make this more difficult.

  100. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    I meant it differently. There is far too much money in biomed research right now. As someone in the field I will tell you that most studies end up being near worthless, wasting huge amounts of money in the process. Most researchers are not actually on the forefront of discovery, but have instead been turned into (as you say) mindless, instinctual animals because they don't have time to do things properly. On average, this produces little of value and society is rewarding this behavior appropriately. Further, universities and drug companies then take any of the good research that does result from this system and reap the rewards.

    If you really are on the forefront of discovery, figure out a way to use this info and get out of academia.

  101. Re:Cut the postdoc -- what is the priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get rid of the tenure system, so faculty that haven't been productive can get out of the way for younger scientists.

  102. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    I should say that I don't mean to discourage you at all. Doing research is the most rewarding job ever if you like that type of thing.

    Biomed just needs more people who are so enthusiastic about what they do that they ignore the rules (publish x papers, etc). There is a strong core of scientists who will do the best possible job and accept nothing less from those they review. Just know that this is the minority, and that, unless you are lucky or exceptionally astute, you really won't be able to tell who is in which group until 4th or 5th year of grad school or later.

  103. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    Ha, thanks. I will keep that in mind. And good luck with your own endeavours! My point, though, was more about fundamental research that no one can see the application for (yet)—it can very well be on the forefront of discovery, and yet have no apparent use whatsoever; as someone who got caused heads to turn for choosing evolutionary genomics over medical bioinformatics several times, there's a great deal of very important material that's no more economically justifiable than philosophy or history. At a certain point it's necessary, I think, that one accepts that funding and research value may very well always be perpendicular questions. (That's what we have science fiction for, I guess.)

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  104. Re:also get rid of unpiad and college only interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we need to go to the source and get rid of people who think it's okay to have 14 kids. After two, mandatory tube-tying for both parents.

  105. Re:time for more apprenticeships over older collge by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    Evolutionary genomics has a huge application in GMO foods, etc. Most basic science is like this and could just as well be seen as high risk, high potential reward side projects that spin off those that could provide some immediate benefit, so in that case you should expect limited funding.