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National "Do Not Kill Registry" Launched In Response To Drone Kill List
First time accepted submitter crtitheories writes "In response to the national kill list revealed by the New York Times a few weeks ago, an online "Do Not Kill" Registry has been launched where users can sign up to avoid being mistakenly added. From the Do Not Kill website: 'Through an active collaboration between the Do not Kill Registry, the brave pilots and operators of the U.S. drone program, and the American public, we believe that we can find the political and moral solutions needed to both protect the security of the United States while also satisfying the concerns of the broader global community'. "
Nah, Americans are stupid all year long.
Eastasia has always not been a nation-state
No, really? It's just an art student's project? You don't say.jpg
After a quick WHOIS search, and a bit of googling, I found that this is registered to an individual who worked in 2009 as a San Francisco Art Institute teaching assistant.
It's a joke site.
Now you tell me, I already enrolled Schrödinger's cat... not because I care about this overused meme, but because I've got money on the outcome.
Can we have a "Please Kill" list as well. I have a neighbor with a dog that barks all night that's just itching for a drone attack.
The site is blocked here at a major international corporation! Should I worry that my employer has blocked the site and I can't sign up? Does that mean they've pre-protected me and already signed me up with a special corporate agreement or that I need to start looking up and over my shoulder for funny looking planes orbiting my position?
it's a scam by the CIA, trying to tempt terrorists to fill in their name and whereabouts thinking they'll be safer.
also beware of the "do not steal my identity list", send name, address, SSN, mother's maiden name, bank details to apply
Nullius in verba
And if you manage to find out that you happen to be placed on this 'Do Kill' list [say, by a drone strike that misses you], and believe you are being mistakenly targeted, there is a defined process that you can go through.
Present yourself, in person, with complete documentation as to who you are, including birth certificates, passports, lists of friends, workplaces, acquaintances, all computers you own or have used recently, residences and anything else you consider relevant, to the nearest American Embassy. You must completely enter the embassy and request to speak to the security officer, who will look over your information and quickly render his/her judgement on your case.
And if you are not satisfied with their judgement, your family and/or acquaintances outside of the Embassy can file a formal protest with their government, requesting that you be returned from wherever you are taken to.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
You've been singing this tune for months now and never actually provide citations when people ask for them.
Now the number has increased to 3, *and* you've embellished it to include a minor.
Put up evidence or shut the fuck up.
After a quick WHOIS search, and a bit of googling, I found that this is registered to an individual who worked in 2009 as a San Francisco Art Institute teaching assistant.
It's a joke site.
Now you tell me, I already enrolled Schrödinger's cat... not because I care about this overused meme, but because I've got money on the outcome.
No, you fool! Betting changes the outcome!
The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
if i close my eyes and fire into a crowd, that this somehow mitigates my legal responsibility since i didn't really know whether i was shooting anyone?
Obligatory Simpsons:
Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
You are right. You have to wait 10 turns before you can declare war again after making peace.
"There's someone in my head but it's not me." - Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon